I Think it's Official... I'm the "Man" in My Relationship. (3940 hits)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues <mygnnss123.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-01-24 10:05:38 EST
I've come to realize that my "man" is the more sensitive party in our relationship, which is fine by me because personally I'm tired dating dickheads.
My birthday was on Monday so, since he had off work and I had off work, we decided to make an extended weekend out of it because he lives in Delaware. It was over this interesting weekend, I learned a couple of things about my (play-thing) boyfriend and had to come to terms with how things are gonna have to be if we ever get married/have kids.
The whole "marriage/kids" talk came about after he asked me what I would want to name our son if we had one. After I finished sweating and having my stroke, I replied with an "I dunno". Not the most graceful response in the world, but I did however try to make the situation funny when I asked him if he realized that I was going to be the Dad-type figure and he was going to be the Mom-type figure. He just said "shut-up" because he knows it's true.
You see, I love cars and bikes (motorcycles, dirtbikes). I'm not sure if he can change his own oil of if he knows where the oil is. I spent part of MY birthday weekend hooking up HIS entire entertainment center BY MYSELF and trying (unsuccessfully) to teach him about it. He was just worried that I had to move his candles in order to place the subwoofer where it needed to go.
And another thing about the candles... he got them on sale at Pottery Barn (never been) and Yankee Candle Co. (been once and that was enough) and called me all excited about them. W.T.F? I hate vanilla scented shit and these candles smell just like fucking vanilla, but they said "Butternut" on them so he got them thinking they weren't vanilla. I now tease him about his excitement regarding the candles and have him reprogrammed into my phone as "Butternut".
Anyway, I love playing sports (Softball, Martial Arts), watching sports (U.F.C., Boxing, Hockey), and doing stuff like jet-skiing, snow-skiing, etc. He plays no sports and for that matter doesn't even like sports and doesn't even know how to swim! That's okay and all, but he does that retarded "woman" thing when I want to watch U.F.C. where he sighs with exaggeration and says "isn't there anything else on we can watch?". I usually submit and change the channel to somthing non-sports related because I'm the only one who gets to touch the remote anyway.
He's a cop too, but I just know I'm going to end up teaching our kids how to shoot guns and blow shit up effectively and efficiently. I know I'm going to teach our kids how to drive and navigate because "Daddy's a retard son and couldn't find his way out of a jail cell if Mommy gave him the key and pointed to the door". I know I'm going to be the all-knowing "dad" that junior goes to when he doesn't know something because his male "mom" will be too busy shining the fucking wood floors and furniture to help him. But I also know that he'll be a great Dad and show him how to point and laugh at Mommy when she does something stupid to hurt herself for the billionth time that day. I think it'll all even out in the end.
P.S. I do have a new nickname for him after this weekend... "Martha".
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-01 17:38:13 EDT (#)
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i remember her, where the hell did she go?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-01 17:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i hate women who think they're special because they can do anal things.
shut the fuck up
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I fucking LOVE women like that.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-05 14:24:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-09-01 14:55:08 EDT (#)
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+2 to help with your postiive rating, which you mentioned a few times in the reviews.
You seem like a pretty cool woman.....best of luck with teh meterosexual prissy boyfriend....
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-01 12:25:10 EDT (#)
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Nominated for best ever
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88541
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-03-24 03:25:03 EST (#)
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I don't like this guy. In fact, I will slay him. Then I can have you to myself. I'll take you to my cabin...
.... IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-13 22:21:47 EST (#)
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"Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:42:33 (#)
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ok so recap, tigerlilly has one fake leg, 2 fake tits, what looks like a fake tan, a fake internet reputation, and a slew of fake internet friends
overall she's 50% synthetics and 50% moron"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAA
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:48:30 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/82824#1804504
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:56:08 EST (#)
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oof the old "u shoud take a showre lol" rip
you're just jealous that there's no way to wash off your delightful manila envelope hue
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 00:26:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-25 19:51:13 (#)
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Hey, Caul!
You're right!
Screw kissing people's asses because they look a certain way!
Also, screw getting all bent out of shape when someone doesn't follow your lead!
What outrageous behavior.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82850#1802662
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82512#1794597
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BITCH! :~(
In my defense, I would like to add that these are taken out of context...yeah.
*runs*
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-26 00:13:12 EST (#)
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Jesus Christ, how did I miss these gems?
Are there any insults I can give that haven't been taken yet?
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-25 19:51:13 EST (#)
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Hey, Caul!
You're right!
Screw kissing people's asses because they look a certain way!
Also, screw getting all bent out of shape when someone doesn't follow your lead!
What outrageous behavior.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82850#1802662
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82512#1794597
Submitted by sandimus (user info) at 2006-01-25 17:20:54 EST (#)
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so...youre a dyke and he is a queer...end o story
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-25 11:57:30 EST (#)
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not that bad
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:14:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:32:28 (#)
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Are you ok Tiger?
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Berty, I'm peachy keen Jelly bean. People dislike me because I cry a lot. Boo hoo!
Whatever. How have you been?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:07:05 EST (#)
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Good.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:53:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:14:58 (#)
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I've just read the other post and I have to ask, although I respect your right not to answer, are you only with this guy because your frightened of being hurt, physically? Are you genuinly attracted to this guy? Do you simply find him predictable?
Just curious like.
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No, I'm not scared of being hurt (physically). I'm actually more open and show my true, honest self with him more than I did with the wife-beater. I'm not scared of him not liking me if I make a wrong move because I'm at a point in my life where, if you don't like me, don't like me... oh well move on. I'm not editing myself with this one to make the "picture-perfect" Hilarity.
Absolutely, (Attn: sappy alert!) I'm in love with him and he loves me for me. Not to mention he's hot and I can be as kinky as I wanna be without him looking at me weird.
As far as predictability goes, I think once you've been with someone for a while you kinda know how they're going to react to certain situations and certain things said. By no means am I just with him because he's a "comfort zone" for me though, if that's what you mean.
He makes me laugh and we have a great time together. I have no doubts as to why he sticks around... he loves me. It's not what I can do for him, what I can give him, how I look, etc. it's because I'm me. With wife-beater, he was always more interested in what he could gain out of the situation, not what the situation was doing to me.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:43:09 EST (#)
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Berty, Tiger has been fighting basically all through-out this thread.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:32:28 EST (#)
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Are you ok Tiger?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:14:58 EST (#)
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I've just read the other post and I have to ask, although I respect your right not to answer, are you only with this guy because your frightened of being hurt, physically? Are you genuinly attracted to this guy? Do you simply find him predictable?
Just curious like.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:06:19 EST (#)
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And from the looks of your picture on the Uberdirectory Death you have about 0 brain cells and you don't shower.
I'm Armenian you fucking hedgehog, that is why I'm tan. As far as being a moron, well, I'm replying to something that you wrote, so at this moment in time, yes I'm a moron. Go take a shower freak-show.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:42:33 EST (#)
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ok so recap, tigerlilly has one fake leg, 2 fake tits, what looks like a fake tan, a fake internet reputation, and a slew of fake internet friends
overall she's 50% synthetics and 50% moron
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-24 21:14:20 EST (#)
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I don't like broads who I think have a bigger dick than I do.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-24 19:25:26 EST (#)
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I have no class TigerLilly, so here it is
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72891#1516761
(although honestly, I could care less)
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-01-24 18:12:28 EST (#)
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...the fuck?
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2006-01-24 18:07:57 EST (#)
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this has been done before: http://www.ubersite.com/m/81177
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:46:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:44:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
You obviously have a penis. Stop tucking it back between your legs.
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I've only seen a few comments from that troll, I love him already.
Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:44:14 EST (#)
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You obviously have a penis. Stop tucking it back between your legs.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:40:20 EST (#)
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i meant saved it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:40:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:56:24 (#)
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I would never post that because I have class. """
if you had class you would never have posted it.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:32:53 EST (#)
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Suspicious amount of heat on your posts.
I have no theory, I'm just sayin'.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:25:22 EST (#)
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I'd sure like for you to do me with your strap-on!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:21:39 EST (#)
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Thank you, everyone. I am so much less confused now. I had never heard of a hipocrite previous to my viewing of this post.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:32:59 EST (#)
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This really does have all kinds of Mystia written all over it.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:16:11 EST (#)
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He he he he he he HAW!
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:14:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:49:30 (#)
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I have a question.
What's a hipocrite?
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Hipocrite is the 2nd cousin of Socrates. He founded ubersite and invented the letter "W" by accident. He had touretes and obsessive compulsive disorder and these disorders were brought on by the mere sight of the letter U. He repeatedly placed an extra U after each one he wrote and hence the letter UU was created. It, however, was NOT immediately referred to as "double U" it wasn't until after his death that the name was changed from "Hipocrite".
So to answer your question, a hipocrite is the letter W.
You are welcome,
Vulva
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:53:52 EST (#)
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If you want some real advice, look at this.
My first post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79712
Compared with my most recent (not really, but this is my favorite): http://www.ubersite.com/m/81316
There are subtle, but significant changes. Go to other user's info and look at their first post, then their highest rated. It tells a lot.
Good luck finding your positive ratings. I will help you out if you give me something good.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:49:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:14:21 (#)
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It's heading for Most Heated again.....
God damn it fuck me. Hilarity I don't know what it is about you that you get things to most heated, if you do it a third time I swear to god I will offer my ass up to Zoidberg.
Scratch that, maybe I'll just donate some money to charity.
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I don't know either. I don't try to, actually I would like it to be the opposite. I really would like a positive rating, but I guess I just bring out the best in people.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:20:20 EST (#)
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have a question.
What's a hipocrite?
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Zoo transportation
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The head of a bonobo chimp's penis
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:19:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:49:30 (#)
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I have a question.
What's a hipocrite?
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Zoo transportation
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:14:21 EST (#)
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It's heading for Most Heated again.....
God damn it fuck me. Hilarity I don't know what it is about you that you get things to most heated, if you do it a third time I swear to god I will offer my ass up to Zoidberg.
Scratch that, maybe I'll just donate some money to charity.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:44:04 EST (#)
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Well, I've got some concerns if you're a cop who likes to blow shit up. Plus, I don't like sports either; but I'm still a good swimmer, and proficient in 3 martial arts...martial arts which are combat arts, and not sports/competition style. So to each their own....I can't stand the popular media portrayal of men as beer-swilling, sports-watching, car-obsessed buffoons.
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Trust me on this one, I'm NOT the cop you need to have concerns about. I'm sad to say that, unfortunately, there are far worse out there than me. And I think you're mistaking my 4th of Julyesque blowing shit up with Ted Kazinski Uni-Bomberesque blowing shit up. Who doesn't like fireworks? And when you don't have any fireworks available, military colored-smoke cans do just fine, but those leave red and/or green dye on the street.
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<shudders> oh, i hate the smell of those; never mind that theyre carcinogenic. Marking off a LZ on a windy day isn't high on my list of fun things....anyway, are you hot ? 'Cause if you're a hot female cop, you're a-ok in my books !
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:42:39 EST (#)
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*wink*
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:39:32 EST (#)
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Obviously.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:38:00 EST (#)
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Oh, Caul. I just fall in love with you a little bit more everyday. You're just super.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:31:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:21:42 (#)
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You are just so witty. And funny. Lets not forget funny.
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I dunno. Probably more than you though. Which speaks volume about your intellect when you consider that I can barely hold a conversation in English.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:30:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:57:30 (#)
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Well, I've got some concerns if you're a cop who likes to blow shit up. Plus, I don't like sports either; but I'm still a good swimmer, and proficient in 3 martial arts...martial arts which are combat arts, and not sports/competition style. So to each their own....I can't stand the popular media portrayal of men as beer-swilling, sports-watching, car-obsessed buffoons.
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Trust me on this one, I'm NOT the cop you need to have concerns about. I'm sad to say that, unfortunately, there are far worse out there than me. And I think you're mistaking my 4th of Julyesque blowing shit up with Ted Kazinski Uni-Bomberesque blowing shit up. Who doesn't like fireworks? And when you don't have any fireworks available, military colored-smoke cans do just fine, but those leave red and/or green dye on the street.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:29:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Need a laugh? Read this :- http://www.ubersite.com/m/60182
One of the funniest threads ever!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:27:59 EST (#)
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Besides, I think the intended rhymes are 'live/give' and 'survive/alive.'
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:27:15 EST (#)
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The only bits I changed were the two lines with their names and whatnot in it.
Take your 'give' and 'alive' issue up with Paul McCartney.
Submitted by BrittInToledo (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:26:56 EST (#)
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crazy shit. is there even a post here? all I'm seeing are kick-ass reviews.
TEAM TL.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:24:47 EST (#)
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"give" and "alive" don't rhyme buddy.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:21:54 EST (#)
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T-Lilly and this Frenchy live together in perfect harmony
Side by side in bed - soapy tits, gaylord - oh God, why can't we?
We all know that people are the same wherever we go
There is good and bad in everyone
We learn to live, we learn to give
Each other what we need to survive together alive
T-Lilly and this Frenchy live together in perfect harmony
Side by side in bed - soapy tits, gaylord - oh God, why can't we?
T-Lilly, this Frenchy living in perfect harmony
T-Lilly, this Frenchy, oooh
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:21:42 EST (#)
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You are just so witty. And funny. Lets not forget funny.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:21:19 EST (#)
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Soooooooooo,
how was the buttsecks, Caul?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:16:52 EST (#)
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You might wanna renew your argument there, Gimli.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:03:50 EST (#)
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Caul, I just wanted to say all those things about me again before you had the chance to, for the sixteenth time you broken record you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:58:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:54:18 (#)
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OHMYGOD, IT'S LIKE ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE LIKE LOSES A LEG, WEARS TOO MUCH MAKEUP AND HAS FAKE LIKE BOOBS.
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She lost it ladies & gentlemen.
My work here is done, and so is my lunch.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:57:30 EST (#)
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Well, I've got some concerns if you're a cop who likes to blow shit up. Plus, I don't like sports either; but I'm still a good swimmer, and proficient in 3 martial arts...martial arts which are combat arts, and not sports/competition style. So to each their own....I can't stand the popular media portrayal of men as beer-swilling, sports-watching, car-obsessed buffoons.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:56:58 EST (#)
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I'm literally crying here. Other peoples internet fights are horribly amusing. Is this what it looks like when I bicker with someone here? Not that I do that, just...
Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:55:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:50:29 (#)
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I have to admit. This whole time I envision Caul sitting lazily back in his chair with his arms folded across his chest while TL is standing over him screaming her head off.
And of course, I'm in the background masturbating to the awkwardness.
Keep going. I'm almost finished.
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Gigity gigity gigity
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:55:26 EST (#)
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holy shit
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:54:18 EST (#)
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OHMYGOD, IT'S LIKE ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE LIKE LOSES A LEG, WEARS TOO MUCH MAKEUP AND HAS FAKE LIKE BOOBS.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:52:03 (#)
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I wonder who would be the man if TL & Caul ever got together.
Just trying to combine the catfight and the post....
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P.S. I do have a new nickname for him after this weekend... "Martha".
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:53:32 EST (#)
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-2 because this post was shite
+2 because the comments are the funniest shit I've seen in a long time
that seems about right
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:52:03 EST (#)
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I wonder who would be the man if TL & Caul ever got together.
Just trying to combine the catfight and the post....
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:51:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:44:21 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:40:34 (#)
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You know, when one of Urbane_Mischief's best friend is pissed at you, it's really a compliment.
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Yeah, so true. My bestfriend, lets see. I haven't seen or spoken to my BestFriend in well over three months. Perhaps four. Wait a second? Isn't Urbanes real name Val or something? That's strange because my bestfriends name is Kathy? We've ALL been lied to. Ohmygod.
Caul really, the more comments you make, the more you really just sound like a dipshit. So quit while you're ahead. K?
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Says the ugly bitch who started this conversation with a retarded assumption.
Quit saying Ohmygod like all these stupid american chicks, it's actually the only that is pissing me off here.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:50:29 EST (#)
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I have to admit. This whole time I envision Caul sitting lazily back in his chair with his arms folded across his chest while TL is standing over him screaming her head off.
And of course, I'm in the background masturbating to the awkwardness.
Keep going. I'm almost finished.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:49:30 EST (#)
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I have a question.
What's a hipocrite?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:44:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:40:34 (#)
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You know, when one of Urbane_Mischief's best friend is pissed at you, it's really a compliment.
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Yeah, so true. My bestfriend, lets see. I haven't seen or spoken to my BestFriend in well over three months. Perhaps four. Wait a second? Isn't Urbanes real name Val or something? That's strange because my bestfriends name is Kathy? We've ALL been lied to. Ohmygod.
Caul really, the more comments you make, the more you really just sound like a dipshit. So quit while you're ahead. K?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:40:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, when one of Urbane_Mischief's best friend is pissed at you, it's really a compliment.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:40:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tiger and Caulain's theme song:
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They're like the latest fashion
They're like a spreading disease
The kids are strappin' on their way to the classroom
Getting weapons with the greatest of ease
The gangs stake their own campus locale
And if they catch you slippin' then it's all over pal
If one guy's colors and the other's don't mix
They're gonna bash it up
Bash it up x3
Hey, man you talkin' back to me
Take him out
You gotta keep'em separated
Hey, man you disrespecting me
Take him out
You gotta keep'em separated
Hey, they don't pay no mind
If you're under 18 you won't be doing any time
Hey, come out and play
By the time you hear the siren
It's already too late
One goes to the morgue and the other to jail
One guy's wasted and the other's a waste
It goes down the same as the thousand before
No one's getting smarter
No one's learning the score
Your never ending spree of and and
Is gonna tie your own rope
Tie your own rope
Tie your own
Hey, man you disrespecting me
Take him out
You gotta keeep'em separated
Hey, man you talkin' back to me
Take him out
You gotta keep'em separated
Hey, don't pay no mind
If your under 18 you won't be doing any time
Hey, come out and play
It goes down the same as the thousand before
No one's getting smarter
No one's learning the score
Your never ending spree of and and
Is gonna tie your own rope
Tie your own rope
Tie your own
Hey, man you talkin' back to me
Take him out
You gotta keep'em separated
Hey, man you disrespecting me
Take him out
You gotta keeep'em separated
Hey, don't pay no mind
If your under 18 you won't be doing any time
Hey, come out and play
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+2 for the cool catfight.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:35:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:30:52 (#)
Ranking: -1
i like watching them fight. it makes me think of two children you have to velcro to opposite sides of the house so they don't beat eachother bloody. plus tl used the word turd and that's one of those giggly words.
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I agree. They would literally kill each other in a firey anime battle if they met in person.
Orgasmatron, Deconstruction, I challenge you. My powers have grown beyond your puny gay monster summoning abilities. BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAHAHHA HFHGIUSIFHPSNFPJNPAIUHRPNWFPJSN FPUFHJWNRPFSHFPUSNF*COUGH*FJANS DFPUHAPJFNFPASJFNPIBNAWF{KOANFPIBGJEWN!
Suck it. Japanese style bitchs.
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I also want to point out, when I originally tried to send this (with the laughter all without spaces) I recieved this message:
Your opinion is very important to us. Since you have either submitted it in all capital letters or with reaaaaaaallllly long words, we will consider it to be that much more important. We would like to write you a personalized message here, but since you haven't figured out how to turn off the caps lock key or use the space bar, chances are you never learned to read anyway.
I love you bart.
Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:35:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't really know who either of you are, although I think I talked hockey to Caul once, but this is some funny shit.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:34:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul you just begining to sound to sound to sound to sound like a FUCKING Broken record. Shut your face.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:32:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I can always act like a 10 years old. Whereas you'll always be an angry 30-something overmade less than average chick that uses people on a website to stroke her frail ego.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:30:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
i like watching them fight. it makes me think of two children you have to velcro to opposite sides of the house so they don't beat eachother bloody. plus tl used the word turd and that's one of those giggly words.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:28:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:26:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
"I'm home with the flu "
flu=diarrhea in french
That would explain a lot.
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Ohmygod, you really are ten years old.
thanks for the e-mail too. I'll be sure to take your advice.
Quit e-mailing me you turd.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:27:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Okay kiddies, I think next time we should create a post just for TL and Caul to slug it out and we can all watch.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:26:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"I'm home with the flu "
flu=diarrhea in french
That would explain a lot.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:25:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good bye.
And I'm home with the flu which is why I have all the time in the world
to argue with you. <HUGS>
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:24:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:17:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
No the story is you're just a lonley and cruel person.
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I got as far as this in your reply because
1. the fact that you think I'm cruel is fucking pathetic/hilarious
2. I'm not lonely. I'm utterly bored at work.
3. I'm also utterly bored with this.
4. I actually have some work to do which is rare so I'm gonna take the occasion to end this
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't involve Sphagnum, it just encourages him.
Have I told you how much this post sucks?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:22:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:21:26 (#)
Ranking: -1
For the sake of truth, Spag was saying it about both of you.
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Right. I'm not disagreeing with him or you.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
For the sake of truth, Spag was saying it about both of you.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:19:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sphagnum, yes! That is my point. Read below. He's a hipocrite.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:18:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHA!
You two use exactly the same devices when arguing.
That's hilarious, are you the same person?
"You'll make another joke about (list of things that really piss me off when strangers talk about them). You need to come up with some new material (Like it's a competition) - (insert another *yawn* for emphasis) - (Sit back and hope that none of the things get mentioned)"
My prediction: (Either one will say it)
"Man, arguing with you is like arguing with a child. You just use the same things over and over, I don't care about them, they don't affect me. I'm going to go now, come back and see me when you come up with some new material. (There is a possibility the the phrase "done with this site" will be used)"
Sobbing can be heard from the other room.
I hope I'm not too late.
ps This post fucking blows.
Au revoir
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:17:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No the story is you're just a lonley and cruel person. You think you're funny when actually you sound like a real idiot. And really you liked me? Ahahaha that's a laugh cause I though you were a fake piece of shit from the begining just like everyone else you talk to on AIM.
The deal with the -2 comments is the following: If you -2 me and say something like "this sucked" or "didn't like it"...I'd be fine. But No you have say something like "you should shut the fuck up a little I think".... so who wouldn't take offense to that and say something back? Just like you came back at me with the comment below, I'm going to come back at you. Deal with it and we'll get along famously. NO but when I do, I'm crying. Right? Or if you say something about my leg? Well, forget that only someone with no class would do that. You fit into that category very nice. As far as my internet 'clique' goes, that's a bunch of bullshit. I'm nice to people who are nice to me. Case closed and fuck you.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:14:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:09:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Com'on kids, no fighting. Although I enjoy reading the bantering back-n-forth, I don't want to make "Most Heated" yet again because of this. I do want to, maybe someday, have a positive rating on Uber.....
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Sorry sweet heart. A lot of people TRY and get on most heated. You seem to have a Most Heated magnetic plate in your head. Be proud. And don't sound so whiny next time you post and it will get a positive rating. That was really my only issue with the post.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:09:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously Caul, keep entertaining me. This is grade A shit between you two. I'm wondering if your AIM convo shows any polite exchange between you two and if so what changed between then."""
Actually, I used to like the girl. But then I noticed that everytime a known user gives her a -2 she can't stop fucking whining. I'm not fond of weak people so I distanced myself and eventually I dropped a few -2 on her posts here and there. This of course, in TL's eyes, was blasphemy and I am now a grade A piece of shit or something. Now she's threatening to post a year old conversastion which would supposedly destroy my entire life. She sounds more and more like Mystiamoon actually.
That's the story.
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Hmm. Interesting. Well I have to say, I am impressed with Caul to sling shit back and forth in a secondary language. But other than that I am gonna stay out of your way.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:13:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:07:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, So I see. It's a double standard now isn't it? God forbid i say something directed perhaps in your direction. Who's cryin' now Caul?"""
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You are seriously crazy. I never say anything in your direction but sometimes I dare, god forbids me, to -2 your chef d'oeuvres and wig out Every. Fucking. Time. So of course I will defend myself. What do you think?
I think you should have a life outside of the Internet and understand the dynamics of social interactions.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:11:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:50:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and you should thank TL and Caul at some point, because thanks to them you're likely going to be two-for-two in the Heated Post department.
Unless they want to take this somewhere more appropriate...say, here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/82762
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Brilliant link-whorage! Me likes!
On the subject of something completely different: uhhhh.... I dunno. What am I gonna say? How about something like: WHERE DID MY UNDERWEAR GO?!?!?! Yeah. that's it.
where are my pills?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:09:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Com'on kids, no fighting. Although I enjoy reading the bantering back-n-forth, I don't want to make "Most Heated" yet again because of this. I do want to, maybe someday, have a positive rating on Uber.....
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:09:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously Caul, keep entertaining me. This is grade A shit between you two. I'm wondering if your AIM convo shows any polite exchange between you two and if so what changed between then."""
Actually, I used to like the girl. But then I noticed that everytime a known user gives her a -2 she can't stop fucking whining. I'm not fond of weak people so I distanced myself and eventually I dropped a few -2 on her posts here and there. This of course, in TL's eyes, was blasphemy and I am now a grade A piece of shit or something. Now she's threatening to post a year old conversastion which would supposedly destroy my entire life. She sounds more and more like Mystiamoon actually.
That's the story.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:07:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:02:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Are you done with your fit?
You call me out http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=113811513859993310#1798955 then you wonder why you get insults.
Seriously, I really your defficient. No one can be that fucking stupid.
And I happen to enjoy my existence quite a lot. So you're gonna have to find something better to explain why I'm so mean with such a good and perfect girl like you.
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Oh, So I see. It's a double standard now isn't it? God forbid i say something directed perhaps in your direction. Who's cryin' now Caul? I'm done with you. But before I go, please get ONE more boob, makeup, leg, ugly and whatever else jab in before I go. Funny how we BOTH need to find some better material to come up with now don't we?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Personally, I want to fuck both Caul AND Tiger. Perferably at the same time, but one on one will do.
WHO'S FIRST?!?!?!?!??!?!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:06:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude, there's a vein popping out of your head.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:04:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:03:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:02:15 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:59:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:56:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
I would never post that because I have class.
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Damnit. Class always wins. Booo.
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Tiger you don't have to nullify your class if you email it to me.
HighVoltage900.at.aol.com
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hahaha, look at the rats :-)
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Seriously Caul, keep entertaining me. This is grade A shit between you two. I'm wondering if your AIM convo shows any polite exchange between you two and if so what changed between then.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:02:15 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:59:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:56:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
I would never post that because I have class.
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Damnit. Class always wins. Booo.
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Tiger you don't have to nullify your class if you email it to me.
HighVoltage900.at.aol.com
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hahaha, look at the rats :-)
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:02:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:59:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:56:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
I would never post that because I have class.
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Damnit. Class always wins. Booo.
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Tiger you don't have to nullify your class if you email it to me.
HighVoltage900.at.aol.com
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:54:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul, not one bit. You shut the fuck up you whiny little turd. All you ever do is start shit with people. You're a miserable human being. -2 the rest of posts. Do you think for a hot second that bothers me? You're pathetic if you think so. I hate you and you know it. It's not a secret. So continue making fun of me crying all time and my makeup and my leg...because really when it comes down to it Caul you're a sad and lonely and you start shit with people to make your pathetic self feel better about your miserable exsistence. FUCK YOU.
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Are you done with your fit?
You call me out http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=113811513859993310#1798955 then you wonder why you get insults.
Seriously, I really your defficient. No one can be that fucking stupid.
And I happen to enjoy my existence quite a lot. So you're gonna have to find something better to explain why I'm so mean with such a good and perfect girl like you.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:59:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:56:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
I would never post that because I have class.
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Damnit. Class always wins. Booo.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:58:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:50:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and you should thank TL and Caul at some point, because thanks to them you're likely going to be two-for-two in the Heated Post department.
Unless they want to take this somewhere more appropriate...say, here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/82762
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This is pathetic. The post was mediocre/bad but the replies are making me laugh my ass off.
And nice try Orgasmatron, I know you want most heated on there. I think it is so obvious Caul and TL are in love.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:58:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
On a lighter note, All you retards who called this guy a n00b :- http://www.ubersite.com/m/82805 need to check the user info.
Also, I hate every single one of you.
Lots of Love,
Sphagnum.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I would never post that because I have class.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:55:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Woh!! Time out!
That AIM threat is way lame. Saving that shit is pathetic enough but doing it so that you have ammo for when someone turns on you is lower than paedophilia.
Respect for TL will = 0 if that happens. And remember, you don't have any AIM conversations from Sphagnum saved...
FUCK THIS POST!!!! IT SUCKS ALL KINDS OF BALLS! LIKE CAULAINCOURT!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:54:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul, not one bit. You shut the fuck up you whiny little turd. All you ever do is start shit with people. You're a miserable human being. -2 the rest of posts. Do you think for a hot second that bothers me? You're pathetic if you think so. I hate you and you know it. It's not a secret. So continue making fun of me crying all time and my makeup and my leg...because really when it comes down to it Caul you're a sad and lonely and you start shit with people to make your pathetic self feel better about your miserable exsistence. FUCK YOU.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:52:00 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:48:26 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:45:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
I really don't think the nice-guy is going to finish last on this one.
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The guy, nice or otherwise, always finishes last. Because when he's done, it's over.
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errr actually O, um i got off right after he did once. made me laugh.
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You lie, inion. When the guy's done it's FINSIHED. Way of the world, hot pants.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:52:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WOOOOT!
The worst post in Überhistory is going to be the battlegrounds for this one off slingfest.
There are two women fighting so the outcome could be interesting.
I'll have to go with TL on this one though. You can bet your ass that Caul will surrender before things get out of hand anyway. Lousy French Fucker.
C'est la vie
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:52:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:48:26 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:45:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
I really don't think the nice-guy is going to finish last on this one.
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The guy, nice or otherwise, always finishes last. Because when he's done, it's over.
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errr actually O, um i got off right after he did once. made me laugh.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:51:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Tiger and Caul: You're both better than this.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:50:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:48:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
No, now we're talking about the time on AIM when you told me you had anal sex with some guy. Do remember that conversation? I do. In fact, I saved it. Maybe I'll post it.
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yawn
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:50:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:48:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
No, now we're talking about the time on AIM when you told me you had anal sex with some guy. Do remember that conversation? I do. In fact, I saved it. Maybe I'll post it.
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Tiger - I think that it's important to not go off the handle here and do something you might regret.
With that in mind - please post this ASAP before you have a change of heart.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:50:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and you should thank TL and Caul at some point, because thanks to them you're likely going to be two-for-two in the Heated Post department.
Unless they want to take this somewhere more appropriate...say, here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/82762
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:49:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:43:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
You're a #1 grade A piece of horse shit
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Then why did you feel the need to address me on this post? Still angry that I don't +2 all your posts and suckle on your internet tits like most guys here do?
Shut the fuck up.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:48:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, now we're talking about the time on AIM when you told me you had anal sex with some guy. Do remember that conversation? I do. In fact, I saved it. Maybe I'll post it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:48:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:45:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
I really don't think the nice-guy is going to finish last on this one.
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The guy, nice or otherwise, always finishes last. Because when he's done, it's over.
Hilarity has yet to ensue in your posts. At least from the post themselves. The reviews are priceless.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:46:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:43:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Bring out the leg jokes caul. The really hurt me. Let me go sob. You're a #1 grade A piece of horse shit. Fag. Remembet that AIM conversation when you told me you took it in the ass by some guy? I saved it.
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That would be like ground-shattering news, wouldn't it?
Get something better.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:45:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:42:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:38:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:33:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:26:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
i hate women who think they're special because they can do banal things.
shut the fuck up
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I hate guys who are dickhead and get pissy with broads because they can't get laid.
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I get laid plenty you dumb bitch. With girls that look a lot better than you, which isn't really hard to do.
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Tsk tsk. Do we have a complex or something Caul? Who says this dumb, ugly bitch was even talking about you. Would you for once just stop giving yourself the credit that you think you deserve. Not every comment is directly aimed at you dickcheese.
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Wow. I'm pwned, truly. I probably assumed you were talking to me because you replied to my comment, what do you think?
Are you sure you're not mentally handicapped too?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh wait, and then you told me NOT to tell anyone. Oopsie.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:45:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think I'm superior to him at all, just different, and this wasn't a meant to put him down at all. I actually wrote this because I am in a very introspective mood and noticed a striking difference between him and the usual type of asshole I date and wanted to addressed this realization. Actually, we get along great and have a fantastic time together. It actually works out well because we make up for eachother in the area the other lacks. I really don't think the nice-guy is going to finish last on this one.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Uber isn't your blog. Here, we don't care at all. Fuck off.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:43:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bring out the leg jokes caul. The really hurt me. Let me go sob. You're a #1 grade A piece of horse shit. Fag. Remembet that AIM conversation when you told me you took it in the ass by some guy? I saved it.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:42:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:38:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:33:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:26:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
i hate women who think they're special because they can do banal things.
shut the fuck up
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I hate guys who are dickhead and get pissy with broads because they can't get laid.
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I get laid plenty you dumb bitch. With girls that look a lot better than you, which isn't really hard to do.
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Tsk tsk. Do we have a complex or something Caul? Who says this dumb, ugly bitch was even talking about you. Would you for once just stop giving yourself the credit that you think you deserve. Not every comment is directly aimed at you dickcheese.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:41:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oops, I +2ed the post.
By the way, Tiger, my new girlfriend has huge boobs and they're natural, unlike you! A face without two inches of make-up. And feminine curves (you're built like midget). She also has two natural legs.
Get back to your fucking hole.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:38:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:33:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:26:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
i hate women who think they're special because they can do banal things.
shut the fuck up
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I hate guys who are dickhead and get pissy with broads because they can't get laid.
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I get laid plenty you dumb bitch. With girls that look a lot better than you, which isn't really hard to do.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:34:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll bet he's the kind of cop who avoids domestic violence disputes and concentrates on busting the evil jaywalkers.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:33:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:26:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
i hate women who think they're special because they can do banal things.
shut the fuck up
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I hate guys who are dickhead and get pissy with broads because they can't get laid.
Submitted by sweet_nothings (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:32:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:12:48 (#)
Ranking: -1
Just get the sex changes for both of you and be done with all the drama!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:32:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My woman takes sex when she wants it,
Like a ghost, our house, she haunts it
Tells me when to sit and stand
Threatens me with steely hand
Forces me to clean all day
Calls me sissy, calls me gay
Makes me pee while sitting down
Won't take backtalk, won't take frowns
Must be happy, must not cry
Must have meals prepared by five
If the phone rings more than twice
Rest assured, she won't be nice
I wonder how it came to this
How I must answer every hiss
And slither of my wicked wife
How did this become my life?
I should have known it from the start
I should have trusted to my heart
When first I learned she loathed to shop,
Heed this, men: don't marry cops.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:31:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:26:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
i hate women who think they're special because they can do banal things.
shut the fuck up
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You're making me agree with Cauly. I need to go and have a shower now and get the stink off.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i hate women who think they're special because they can do banal things.
shut the fuck up
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:26:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-23 07:51:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Your handle is the worst case of false advertising in the history of mankind.
Fuck you!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:25:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Treating your gay boyfriend like an idiot and making him feel stupid and insignificant doesn't make you manly. I believe the word for that is "bitch". It's okay, I understand your need to make yourself feel better about it by hiding behind the guise of being manly.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:22:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wrong door honey, this is Ubersite not MySpace. Fuck off.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:21:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*tired yawn - eyes close with boredom*
Can I ask what this post was actually about? Do you mean to say that you feel your child will lack strong gender specific role models? So you feel you have to be the 'male one' - because God knows no man should do anything except screw in nails with his bare hands and pull out 6 inch steel nails with his teeth while cooking up a fresh batch of testosterone to go on a rapin' spree.
Or is it just a gripe about how he's shit at reading maps?
I may go and find a post about how men are arseholes and bastards - they never understand women etc etc etc.
Being a man these days is fucking hard work it seems. You have to be simultaneously Hulk Hogan, Tim the Toolman Taylor and some metrosexual shemale. What's a guy to do?
pah
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
after reading it i had to rerate it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:16:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Wow, so you're quite amused with yourself while emasculating your 'man'.
You sound like a real catch.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:15:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok i got to the first line and was like another girl that realized all she did was date assholes and then is happy that she found a sensitive guy. i'm sure all this time she said she wanted a sensitive guy then knowingly dated the dickheads. she'll dump him for being too sensitive later.
at least i know i like the dickheads as long as they're honest.
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:14:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
OK. Don't worry though - you still have that very feminine ability to prattle on about yourself.
"Enough about you, let's talk about me!"
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:12:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Just get the sex changes for both of you and be done with all the drama!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, way to go bashing your man in front of Internet strangers! I think you both may be batting for the other team and just haven't realized it yet.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:12:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So, how long HAVE you been into chicks?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:09:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Didn't you get the Myspace stuff out of your system in your last post?
How about less details about yourself (by way of your she-man) and more story?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:08:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
i fucking love teh butternut candle