like a mammal out of water (828 hits)
Category: NewsRating: 1.56 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by MyOwnLittleWorld (View user info) at 2006-01-24 12:28:26 EST
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Submitted by Pachey (user info) at 2006-02-01 05:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You didn't make this.
I know that because I made it. You can see the original post on B3ta.com.
Submitted by abaddon (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 due to having just received this from someone via HOTMAIL!!!!
they actually downloaded the picture, and forwarded it to everyone on their contact list, as opposed to just sending the link.
damn them all... I shall point them here
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:26:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 para tu!
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:21:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great stuff!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:08:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 19:11:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
not funny, terrible english, obvious jokes.
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Totally agree.
PSYCHE!
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:57:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha...do i hear blubber?
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:12:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this has been done before: http://www.ubersite.com/m/81177
funny
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 19:11:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
not funny, terrible english, obvious jokes.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-24 18:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
heh
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:03:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was beautiful.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:58:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Like 20000 miners die each yeasr in china, that doesn't make the news why would 2 miners in america?
Whales can't breathe underwater by the way, they breathe air, but that only made this funnier.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:54:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"The rescue attempt ended in tragedy when it became obvious that if you take a whale out of water it will stop breathing and die."
This made me my eyes tear from holding back gigglefits. Mostly because of the whole WHALES BREATHING AIR THING.
Congrats on the best 1st post I've seen since mine. So you get the same welcome I did
-2 die
-Alter!-
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:23:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the side things did make me smile, so I'll even my rating to +1
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant.
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:28:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I didn't do it on porpoise"
har de har
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:16:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:44:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a whale of a story.
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Sigh....
Good post.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:54:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for a first post that is actually worth a shit. I would probably rate it a +1, but I'm giving it an extra point for going against the grain of suck.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:49:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I chuckled.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:44:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a whale of a story.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:20:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is fucking hilarious!
There are too many good things about this post.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:17:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think this is the best first post evar!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:16:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
he was obviously having a good time up and down the thames so why didn't they just leave him be anyway.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:13:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
kelp... WOW.
Seriously, you are a genius.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't see the stuff on the side--here ya go.
But you got lucky.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You only get a +1, virgin.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:03:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
First post! WTH!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:54:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehe
Prescott loooooves Blubber. I hope he gets in the battle bus again next election.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:52:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and welcome to Ubersite.
If you want to see the best posts here, just click on my user info! (just kidding, the best posts are by Hilarity_Ensues.)
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHA
The little things on the side were freakin hilarious.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:43:42 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:34:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY SHIT ITS A +2 WORTHY FIRST POST
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:34:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best first post I've seen in fucking ages!
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:33:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to see this on the BBC World News site.
Though I think most people have stopped following the Iraq war simply out of the sheer confusion it brings. Or, at least, I have, and I hope others follow suit.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:33:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
actually, sonar fucked with it and its head was bloodied and was obviously quite disoriented because of the British heavy sonar systems to detect subs.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:30:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If this had happened in the US I am sure it would have overshadowed the miners as well.