Ruin someone's happy moment (13133 hits)
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Submitted by hidden101 <hidden101.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-01-24 13:20:03 EST
http://www.growingfamily.com/default.asp
this website is AWESOME. it's for parents to post pictures of their new little bundle of joy and have their family and friends leave messages about how cute the fuckin' baby is. who is gagging right now?
here's where i get to the part about how to exploit it.
the website requires no username and password. you just find a random baby and leave a comment like "goddamn that thing is ugly! that monstrosity should have been an abortion! p.s.- i'm drunk". then you just leave a name. if you're lucky, the name you leave will actually be the same as a real family member. it's great fun to camp out on the thread and read the comments from horrified family members assuring you that you will burn in hell. but you already knew that, didn't you?
have fun and hello from Baghdad, sluts! you didn't really think i was never going to camwhore again, did you?
hahaha. i was about to submit this and then i farted before i clicked the button and it made me laugh...
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-28 09:47:47 EST (#)
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How come all these links go to the FBI page?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:24:22 EST (#)
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this post was a truly awesome thing
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-01 02:29:22 EST (#)
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sounds like someone's baby got BURNED!
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2006-11-01 00:01:30 EST (#)
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leave your shit here, in Ubersite... not cool
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-10-21 01:27:29 EDT (#)
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Why do all the URLs below take me to the FBI cybercrime division?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-02 16:11:59 EDT (#)
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YES
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-26 07:06:51 EDT (#)
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YOU CANNOT STEAL OUR VOICE, BARTBART
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-26 05:49:38 EDT (#)
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so nopw we have to know the last name of the mother to get in? I guess keep putting in smith till we find some that work
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:35:42 EDT (#)
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DO YOU SEE HOW MUCH TROUBLE YOUVE CAUSED???
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:22:49 EDT (#)
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You are a god amongst men.
Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2006-08-23 22:17:28 EDT (#)
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I think I love you - you are beautiful. Wana pretend were gonna make a baby?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-22 21:42:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-22 20:48:37 EDT (#)
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look at those AwESuM sunglasses!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-06-09 20:46:38 EDT (#)
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http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=3L0C0B8D9E
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-05-11 17:16:27 EDT (#)
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bump
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2006-03-29 22:17:15 EST (#)
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What up!! I logged in just for you!!
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-03-09 14:41:15 EST (#)
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Bah. My happy moment's been ruined.
Good to see you back.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2006-02-15 13:45:36 EST (#)
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I thought Andy got sodomized outside Dallas and was left in a ditch near the Mehican border.
Glad I was wrong.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-10 05:33:59 EST (#)
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you know, i realized something. you're the reason humanity is going to shit. i mean i like you and all, i've had some good conversations with you(punching dolphins at sea world, etc...); but, damn...
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-02-01 17:55:41 EST (#)
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ricky, i think you're taking this leave from cricket duties thing a bit far.
aren't you supposed to be on the field in brisbane TOMORROW????
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:56:41 EST (#)
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Too much damn fun!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:09:14 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/83190
WOOOO
I made a special catalogue of all the screenshots involved in this.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-31 07:18:47 EST (#)
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http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=4H8E1H6Q7L
Whomever left that comment there... genius. Since the child is hispanic, they won't notice that what you've really said is:
"What a beautiful little piece of shit! Your mother is a whore."
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-30 06:09:00 EST (#)
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http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=8U7T8U6O6Q
I've gone too fucking far.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-30 05:34:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-29 18:11:30 (#)
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http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=8U7T8U6O6Q
Hwoaoayah!
*!!!!ly viper eye poke*
<ejaculates>
- Uncle John
Hahahaha they censored out the "dead" in "deadly".
-==--=-=-=-==--=-=-=-==--==-
Fuck i feel bad:
"Bwahahahaha! This is the ugliest piece of semenal discharge I have ever seen. It's like your genes WANT him to fail at life...
-Dave "
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-29 18:11:30 EST (#)
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http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=8U7T8U6O6Q
Hwoaoayah!
*!!!!ly viper eye poke*
<ejaculates>
- Uncle John
Hahahaha they censored out the "dead" in "deadly".
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-01-29 07:21:15 EST (#)
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Who are you?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-29 07:14:07 EST (#)
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I never clicked this post before now and I now regret that.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-29 07:00:21 EST (#)
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hot stud
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2006-01-28 14:42:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:01:12 (#)
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After much searching, I finally found one that required no password. This +2 is for allowing me to leave the following comment on "Ava's" memory book:
"Wow! I always knew you guys would have a hideous child. May I suggest anal next time so as to ensure that nothing like this happens again?" -- Tom
http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=1B8S3V2A0K
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Did ya notice that it's signed by "Aunt Tammie" and "Aunt Tammie's Life Partner"? Now, is that for real, or was it one of you clever scamps? Also, I'm a tad disappointed. I can't believe nobody used the word "breathtaking". I'd do it myself, but I'm afraid i'll go to hell with the rest of you evil shit-stirrers. a-hehehe.
Submitted by dethcow (user info) at 2006-01-28 12:10:31 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-01-28 08:39:29 EST (#)
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What the duece? I thought you were out of the Navy already. And what the hell are you leaning on? It looks like a new design for a sterile mail box. Dupid Swabbies.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-01-28 02:22:11 EST (#)
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Lisa,
The answer to your question would be a resounding "fuck, YEAH!".
Love,
Hair.
XOXOXOXOXO
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-01-27 15:33:42 EST (#)
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You continue to rock, Andy.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:44:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:02:11 EST (#)
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http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=0R7D5Z6L8N
Yuck. I'll get the Raid...
Darnell
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-01-27 03:56:42 EST (#)
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this was amazing
http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=9R0J0G7F1O
I hope you took out an insurance policy on that thing. Definitely, send it back. Get a refund.
Uncle Pancho
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http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=4H8E1H6Q7L
Well, at least you wont have to fatten him up before you cook him.
Aunt Raul
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http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=8U7T8U6O6Q
What a wonderful gift from the Lord! Food for a month!
Paul
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http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=9V7E1M4W8Y
What a cute baby! She looks just like my next strangulation victim!
Elron
This was fun.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-27 02:39:11 EST (#)
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Speaking of knocking backs out (and considering how much I love to go down and be under), if we're ever downunder, Hair...menage a trois?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-01-26 21:28:32 EST (#)
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That is a fucking wonderful idea, and I think they should promote you to rear-admiral for it.
I'll write my congressman today.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:20:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-26 07:19:58 (#)
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Why does everyone have a gay infatuation with you, Andy?
Lisa, you have been around long enough to know that Ubersite is the online version of Brokeback Mountain.
Submitted by queenemily (user info) at 2006-01-26 17:02:55 EST (#)
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http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=9R0J0G7F1O
Lulu
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-26 07:31:18 EST (#)
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Lisa you are really nauesiating sometimes.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 07:29:40 EST (#)
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I admire the malice.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-26 07:23:59 EST (#)
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Gayness usually IS classified.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-26 07:19:58 EST (#)
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Why does everyone have a gay infatuation with you, Andy?
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-01-26 05:04:47 EST (#)
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(i think i can get away with one startrek reference, it's within my quota)
"They've adapted." All but one of the pages have been repaired. Fucking netadmins... doing their jobs.
and hidden- feel special, the first time i found ubersite, was this post:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/6622 ((NSFW))
and then signed up. Everyone else can blame you for my presence.
wish you had time to post more often.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-01-26 00:24:43 EST (#)
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hahahahhahaa
I wrote something about beating the kid with a shoe and it censored out the "hoe" in shoe
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-25 22:48:44 EST (#)
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This ruined my happy ending.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-01-25 18:49:36 EST (#)
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"Sorry about the wet panties".
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-01-25 18:32:50 EST (#)
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WOO! You look like such a badass in that picture... Glad you haven't gotten blown up or anything.
Submitted by jimmiss (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:52:40 EST (#)
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what are you standing next to?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-01-25 11:54:02 EST (#)
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it actually is classified. sorry.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2006-01-25 11:39:55 EST (#)
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what exactly are you doing over there?
and don't tell me that its classifed.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-01-25 11:37:11 EST (#)
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this is my first post in like, a year. i don't really plan on posting anymore. i was just bored. i work a lot, but every once in a while, there are times when i'm not sleeping or working. they are scarce, but it happens, and there are no bars that i can safely go to here.
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2006-01-25 11:19:37 EST (#)
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Wow. I've been away from Übersite for years now and you still manage to put a picture up with every post. You go.
SKY
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:35:29 EST (#)
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oh, they do. this project is paying for my beach house on the Baja, among other things.
Submitted by Kidmc (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:16:19 EST (#)
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Hmmm?...... Nice shit +1
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:14:53 EST (#)
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fair enough then. hope they pay you well
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:56:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:30:36 (#)
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why the hell did you join the military ? silly cunt
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do i look like i'm in the military?
i'm a senior systems engineer. i design and build cool toys for governments and the military. i'm in Baghdad for a secret squirrel project.
Submitted by Quale (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:55:05 EST (#)
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Too much fun!!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:47:56 EST (#)
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Just as fair warning I'm planning to print out this pic to add to my masturbation collection. It will fit nicely with Method, phuzzy & Orgasmo photos I currently have on file.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:37:08 EST (#)
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+2 for helping spread malice. You should be proud. I mean, ashamed. Yeah, ashamed.
Watch your six over there, boss.
and your 12
and 3
and 9
Fuck it. Just learn how to tell time, jackass. ;)
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:30:36 EST (#)
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why the hell did you join the military ? silly cunt
Submitted by JackalFett (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:17:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:22:33 (#)
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Flipping the bird in armored vest = auto +2.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-01-25 08:56:40 EST (#)
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i'm already using a laptop with a satellite uplink.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-01-25 07:25:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-25 06:22:51 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 18:35:52 (#)
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this is what ubersite is FOR.
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This is the stuff you only get from a user ID of 3 digits. Hidden- you rock. i think bart should send you a laptop and a satalite uplink so you can post more often.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-25 06:23:57 EST (#)
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That being said, it's late, get working so that the moderator has a shitload of work to do in the morning. Fuckers! Deleting my messages. Who do they think they are? Those were straight from my cold, black heart.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-25 06:22:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 18:35:52 (#)
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this is what ubersite is FOR.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2006-01-25 05:46:07 EST (#)
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Dude, good to see your face. I've oft wondered if you were off in Canada (after the "election," or in Iraq. I knew it was one of the two- either that, our you're outside an Army surplus in a back alley in Reno. Regardless, good to see you're live and well. +++
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-01-25 02:37:21 EST (#)
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I did it backwards...
http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=2A9C4G2F7G
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-25 02:36:56 EST (#)
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and balls
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-25 02:28:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:00:30 (#)
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we are an awful, awful group. This is a prime example of why I love ubersite so much.
"Ganging up on babies is what we do best"
_____________
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-01-25 02:15:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:53:12 (#)
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http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=3J3F9M3Z0H
hahahaha
not touching this one
I love how the shirt says "masterpiece in progress" because even the parents know that the kid's face is a horrific mess
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-01-25 02:07:19 EST (#)
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OMFG, liek, u r teh "alive".
Good show.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-25 02:01:17 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA
"Call border patrol!"
HAHAHA
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:53:12 EST (#)
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http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=3J3F9M3Z0H
hahahaha
not touching this one
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:49:30 EST (#)
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http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=9R0J0G7F1O
Messages
Add your message
* John & Sue - Congratulations!!! Baby James is adorable. I can't wait to meet him in person. Best Wishes, Kevin & Claire
Claire
* What adorable pictures ! He looks so alert already !! My nephew is beautiful. CONGRATULATIONS !!
Love, Eileen, Bob, Megan and Joseph
* p.s. Sue, I hope you're not mad about John sleeping with me while you were pregnant. He did tell you, right? Claire
Claire
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:44:23 EST (#)
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They removed my comment that was before Laffy Taffy Jr.'s.
I said "it looks like it crawled out of that guy's stomach in Alien. You must be proud. -Uncle Frank"
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:41:39 EST (#)
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You all are awesome...
http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=2S7Z4K3X3Z
CALL BORDER PATROL!
Dave
I see he's already been broiled! Basting is good too. Don't forget a light coating of baby oil.
Carlos
he's even puffier than my nickname!
Sean "Puffy" Combs
http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=0D7C2R1H1I
ABORT! ABORT! Send all power to rear shields! ABORT! ABORT!
Laffy Taffy Jr.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:39:17 EST (#)
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You are a horrible, cruel, insensitive person.
SO GOOD TO SEE YOU
HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
hehheh..making fun of babies.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:38:51 EST (#)
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penis
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:38:49 EST (#)
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Welcome back, Kotter.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:35:41 EST (#)
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You guys are fucking cruel bastards.
Hey Andy, hows it going?
Submitted by RonArtestPunch (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:29:36 EST (#)
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good find
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:29:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:26:38 (#)
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Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:21:55 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:19:44 (#)
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http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=2A9C4G2F7G
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:26:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:21:55 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:19:44 (#)
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http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=2A9C4G2F7G
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:21:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:19:44 (#)
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http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=2A9C4G2F7G
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:19:44 EST (#)
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http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=2A9C4G2F7G
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:14:51 EST (#)
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He's not.....is he....nooooo! Is he.....back?
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:07:05 EST (#)
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hahaha perfect timing. My dad walks in right when I click on the link and he's like "I hope you and (gf) aren't planning anything."
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:30:27 EST (#)
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I think some of the parents (and wisely so) have designated theirs be a secure registration.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:15:18 EST (#)
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Or perhaps not
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:12:51 EST (#)
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poly, if you look at the review below, it appears it's already happened
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:59:17 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:47:24 EST (#)
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God you people are fucking disgusting. I love it.
We should keep flooding that site until they make you register.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:42:29 EST (#)
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Wow, that's brutal dude.
Cheers
- E
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-24 22:26:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:42:36 (#)
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You see that fucking sexy, big-dicked motherfucker right there, ladies? He's all mine.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2006-01-24 22:13:26 EST (#)
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Baghdad my ass. You're on MSN using your fucking cellphone.
Nice to have you back, bitch.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-01-24 22:10:36 EST (#)
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Nice bombvest you closet insurgent.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2006-01-24 21:39:46 EST (#)
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"Abortion" is censored! It gets changed to "!!!!!!!!"
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-01-24 21:17:15 EST (#)
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Just this kid's picture is enough:
http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=7P7O0R7L3L
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-24 21:02:47 EST (#)
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Admit it...you camwhored just for me, right Sally?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 20:56:18 EST (#)
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http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=7N4L2C4U1E
Ze'Neah Disiree Me'Jae
AAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
REAL NAME
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-24 20:53:17 EST (#)
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I'm going to "ruin your shit", spud head.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-01-24 20:52:17 EST (#)
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http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=2S7Z4K3X3Z
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-24 20:49:43 EST (#)
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This is so wrong! Stop it you guys, this makes me feel sad. :(
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-01-24 20:41:58 EST (#)
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fucking incredible
http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=7N4L2C4U1E
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-01-24 20:32:09 EST (#)
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This is brilliant- but as someone before me pointed out; we need screen caps. Them bastards are efficient.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-24 20:28:15 EST (#)
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http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=0D7C2R1H1I
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-24 19:51:20 EST (#)
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This is the most "bored" fun I've had in a while...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-24 19:48:20 EST (#)
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They censor "sperm" but not "abort"...
Wha???
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-24 19:41:38 EST (#)
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"It's mine."
-Uncle Morty
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-24 19:07:29 EST (#)
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Girlwithaclue, back off my man lest you face the blistering hellfire that is my wrath.
Submitted by Quale (user info) at 2006-01-24 18:54:46 EST (#)
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Some of them have put up passwords now. Bah.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 18:35:52 EST (#)
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this is what ubersite is FOR.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-01-24 18:32:35 EST (#)
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Oh, and you can have your "Head smoker of Ubersite" title back, I was just keep it warm for you.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-01-24 18:22:47 EST (#)
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I forgot what a goofy looking sonofabtich you were. No I didn't, every other link on this site has a fucking picture of you.
Anywho, dude, you have GOT to bring me back a camel. Smoking them just isn't enough anymore. I want to ride a camel, while smoking a Camel. Don't worry, I'll pay you for for it. And I've got plenty of room in the garage for it.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2006-01-24 18:12:37 EST (#)
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its hidden! oh me oh my apple pie.
the aviator glasses frame your face perfectly.
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2006-01-24 18:03:24 EST (#)
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this has been done before: http://www.ubersite.com/m/81177
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:47:25 EST (#)
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haha, i just found this on one of the pages:
All messages that are derogatory will be deleted. I would appreciate that any parties responsible for this to please stop.
Moderator
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:44:14 EST (#)
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I am glad to see that you are still wearing your bullet proof vest and penis protector.
It's funny that they would think that Texans would get "profits" from the oil fields...
Thats a real knee slapper!!
Keep up the good fight out there cutie and send news of your crazy Iraqi dealings.
Peace out :)
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:18:34 EST (#)
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HIDDEN?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:11:11 EST (#)
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omfg hidden!`
Submitted by darkspoon (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:09:59 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:07:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:48:20 (#)
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If hidden was mortally wounded in Iraq, you can bet his last action would be crawling past the medic reaching for a digital camera.
" Must... get in... one... last.... camwhore!"
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:07:30 EST (#)
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Somewhere there is a site moderator going absolutely APESHIT. I love it
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:05:59 EST (#)
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damnit all to hell I missed Apollo's latest comment.
screen shots people, we need screen shots
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:00:48 EST (#)
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hahahaahahahah apollo, aunty_hitler
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:00:30 EST (#)
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we are an awful, awful group. This is a prime example of why I love ubersite so much.
"Ganging up on babies is what we do best"
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:00:24 EST (#)
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http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=6E5T7L5M8Q
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:59:06 EST (#)
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have to wait till late night maybe, when they don't have anybody working teh comment delete center... then spam a few thousand on there...
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:57:31 EST (#)
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"shot into a towel"
This is the funniest thing I can't tell anyone about.
excpet for Shelly, she got in there in time to see a few before they got taken down
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:56:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=4K4I6Z9X4B
They censor the word "ugly"
Fuckers.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:55:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:45:07 (#)
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http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=6E5T7L5M8Q
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Jewish Medical Center
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:52:58 EST (#)
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hi method
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:49:47 EST (#)
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http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=9R0J0G7F1O
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:45:07 EST (#)
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http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=6E5T7L5M8Q
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:39:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:27:12 (#)
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All the comments got deleted.
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Yeah, but whoever is moderating that site can't keep up. Every time they remove them, a couple more pop up.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:27:12 EST (#)
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All the comments got deleted.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:20:33 EST (#)
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http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=0D7C2R1H1I
I'm still laughing
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:14:25 EST (#)
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This was too fun to resist. I laughed my ass off and left some good comments for unsuspecting families.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:06:06 EST (#)
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GODBLESS UR BABY HE IS BEAUTIFUL AND THE BEST WISHES. I HAD MY BABY ON DA 14 AND SOON HER PICTURE WILL B ONINE.
BLANCA
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dear god please tell me that one of you people left this and not an actual, real family member
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:04:39 EST (#)
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I cried when they took down the comments. That and I sent this to a friend of mine and was afraid that she didn't see it before they took it down.
"No Shelly I swear there were some really funny things on there before."
Reading the comments left by actual family and friends makes me wonder if some of these parents are literate enough to even read the comments.
I fear for the future really I do.
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:01:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrRobertHand (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:32:04 (#)
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On that site when you click "Shop for Baby" it shows you a bunch of clothes and toys and shit. What a fucking crock.
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Did you think you could buy some?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:59:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:31:12 (#)
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AhHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa! "OMG WTF HAPPENED TO IT'S HEAD??--Uncle Juan" """
that one was me!
Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:47:32 EST (#)
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Awesome.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:43:28 EST (#)
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You're all a bunch of heartless insensitive pricks!
God I love you people!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:31:18 EST (#)
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GODBLESS UR BABY HE IS BEAUTIFUL AND THE BEST WISHES. I HAD MY BABY ON DA 14 AND SOON HER PICTURE WILL B ONINE.
BLANCA
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these are the people who are spawning the next generation
oy vey
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:22:28 EST (#)
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ya know i couldn't tell which one you wrote. i was thinking horrible but accurate fake writing of an idiot of the first one, or just a flat out insult by the second one. which was yours?
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:19:02 EST (#)
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Couldn't help myself.
http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=2S7Z4K3X3Z
-Dave
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:18:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:44:38 (#)
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i was in downtown Baghdad today and i got shot at again.
one of the bullets was armor piercing and went through my plate, but luckily it bounced off of my abs. a handful of other rounds hit me in the biceps and penis (which is actually made of galvanized steel), but those also bounced off, so i'm ok.
I fucking love you, man
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:17:45 EST (#)
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You cruel fucker.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:01:26 EST (#)
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Wow... I thought you were a myth.
Well, except for the trail of camwhore posts..
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:46:58 EST (#)
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It seems as if most of the negative comments were removed, unfortunately.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:44:38 EST (#)
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i was in downtown Baghdad today and i got shot at again.
one of the bullets was armor piercing and went through my plate, but luckily it bounced off of my abs. a handful of other rounds hit me in the biceps and penis (which is actually made of galvanized steel), but those also bounced off, so i'm ok.
Iraqis, and i believe the Japanese, still believe that America is just like a John Wayne movie. i had an Iraqi in a three piece suit at the Rahaman Coffee Shop making guns with his fingers and making shooting sounds while standing next to Iraqi Parliament Representatives. they were not amused. the man was asking me if residents of Texas get a piece of the oil profits. i don't know where he got that notion, but i told him that it wasn't true, and the money is actually coming from funds pillaged from Iraq.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:42:42 EST (#)
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I almost felt bad about this, then I thought "these people named their kid No No" they need to catch shit from strangers because apparently their family and friends are not giving them enough tough love. Besides, time for the little tyke to start building up that thick skin he's going to need to get through life named No No.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:42:25 EST (#)
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awww he's like a little living beet.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:38:14 EST (#)
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check this one, this kid is radioactive!
http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=0D7C2R1H1I
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:34:41 EST (#)
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wow, and I thought you were tied up in the basement of your retarted ghey lover in Seattle all this time....OR ARE YOU????
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:33:08 EST (#)
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YOU ARE ALL HORRIBLE PEOPLE
it's pretty funny though. "nono"? how about "oops" for his little brother.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:31:12 EST (#)
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AhHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa! "OMG WTF HAPPENED TO IT'S HEAD??--Uncle Juan"
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:28:39 EST (#)
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Still an auto +2 for teh hotness!!
How's it hanging over there?
Hope all is good on the sandy side of the world.
Oh, and be carfeul not to fuck any sandy bajiners...
:)
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:28:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:09:14 (#)
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Andy, this idea is cruel and insensitive. God, do I want to fuck you.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:27:07 EST (#)
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One of my friends used to do this but he would just give the babies a grade.
No NO gets a D-
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:25:42 EST (#)
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Oladunni and Lami
I wasn't trying to be a butthead loki, just being informative. Helpful. Yeah, thats me. Helpful.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm sorry after i saw one of the made up ghetto names up there i had to put something. k i'm going to hell now, all glall's fault.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:24:49 EST (#)
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SamsArmy I thought you made No No up, did you get a load of the parent's names?
Ok, who is "god"?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:19:21 EST (#)
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point taken scourge
I noticed that they all spell it that way.
They do this sort of thing on ski slopes, why the fuck would I want a picture of me face planting in a snow drift. I'm not a very good skier, but I don't let that slow me down. I mean that literally, I can't seem to slow down unless you count the face plant thing.
This baby thing is just pure evil. I'm afraid that my coworkers are going to hear me laughing and come see what I'm doing. That would not be good.
Submitted by SamsArmy (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:19:13 EST (#)
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http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=5C1A0A7R7H
Time for some good ol' fashion Uberracism. Have at it. No-No...give me a break. It's not a fucking TeleTubby!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:15:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you click on the baby pictures really fast they seem to dance.
loki- the parents had nothing to do with it. The hospitals let a photo company take these pictures and then try and get the family to buy them. They call them "My first Picture" to tug at heart strings and make the parents feel like they do something wrong by not buying them. They try ro protect the pictures to prevent illegal copying.
It doesn't work. I stole the ones of my kid fairly easily. I used them as my desktop for a while.
Don't die there hidden.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:13:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that's awesome
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:12:38 EST (#)
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It sure is unsettling to think you had to pinch that thing out!
Charlie
^mine
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:11:20 EST (#)
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a_reader, Addison deserved that just for her parents spelling photo "foto".
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:09:14 EST (#)
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Andy, this idea is cruel and insensitive. God, do I want to fuck you.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:07:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=7T1D5E1L5C
http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=8V7A3V0V5Q
http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=9C8Y3P9Y7W
http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=3F6R0L9V5T
http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=7L1B0S0C2P
Whoever is making those comments is a perverted bastard with too much time on their hands.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:04:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, last one and I'm finished, I promise.
http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=6U9P2P4G8R
P.S. It helps to know, when looking at the comment, that the mother's name is Prokop. I didn't just make something up.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking website censors the word "hideous." You've got to be kidding me! How am I supposed to insult infants and their families if I can't use any negative words?
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:01:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
After much searching, I finally found one that required no password. This +2 is for allowing me to leave the following comment on "Ava's" memory book:
"Wow! I always knew you guys would have a hideous child. May I suggest anal next time so as to ensure that nothing like this happens again?" -- Tom
http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=1B8S3V2A0K
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:57:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
since the baby fun is over here look at this: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:54:29 EST (#)
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Well I'll be damned.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:53:40 EST (#)
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that is unfortunate that some of them are password protected. the one i just went to and said "nice freak baby, Carol. maybe you should have listened to the surgeon general, and we all know what that means. oh, i also wanted to say i really enjoyed spending the holidays with you guys this year. i can't wait for the next family get-together! love, Steve." didn't have a password. i guess i've just been getting lucky.
Submitted by SamsArmy (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:53:26 EST (#)
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I had the chance to insult three babies before I ran into a never-ending stream of password protected fuckers. Great linkwhore.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:49:20 EST (#)
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hahaha
Fucking genius.
How ya been?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:48:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If hidden was mortally wounded in Iraq, you can bet his last action would be crawling past the medic reaching for a digital camera.
" Must... get in... one... last.... camwhore!"
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:47:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Stabkill made me think.
...
Well nevermind, he didn't make me think. I was just considering how interesting it'd be to see some guy beaing threatened with a beheading and be all like "OMG I KNOW HIM. HE POSTED A MASTURBATION PICTURE ONCE."
Is that really how you want to be remembered? Cause I sure would.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:47:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"For security reasons, the parents have requested their baby's page be password protected. To go to the baby's page, please enter the password they provided, below."
Every fucking one I clicked on gave me this shit. What a disappointment. Fucker.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You see that fucking sexy, big-dicked motherfucker right there, ladies? He's all mine.
What a coincidence, Andy, I was just thinking about how lame Ubersite is when I came across your post and it actually made me laugh out loud.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:39:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder how long until they start requiring passwords because of you.
nice work.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:38:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:37:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
if you're not too busy while you're over there, do you think you could find Osama and then kill him?
thanks a bunch
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i already did. the CIA is keeping it on the down-low.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:37:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
When did David Arquette get deployed to Iraq?
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:37:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
if you're not too busy while you're over there, do you think you could find Osama and then kill him?
thanks a bunch
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:36:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How's the weather over there?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:34:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
did you flip me off
Submitted by DrRobertHand (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:32:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
On that site when you click "Shop for Baby" it shows you a bunch of clothes and toys and shit. What a fucking crock.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:29:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i thought you died. or something.
something happened with you. it wasn't death, i suppose.
cancer of the fingers?
who are you?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:29:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:21:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
I anxiously await the day where I see you on a beheading video.
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sorry that was funny.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:28:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:27:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mah nigga andy
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:52:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
RRRROWR FOXY LADY
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:23:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:21:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
I anxiously await the day where I see you on a beheading video.
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Rough.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:22:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY FUCK!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:22:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Flipping the bird in armored vest = auto +2.
Submitted by MavisMing (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:22:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I anxiously await the day where I see you on a beheading video.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fag.