Hate (3195 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-01-24 14:12:12 EST
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-20 02:16:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:24:26 EDT (#)
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I hate my roomate.
I hate this guy named Sam Labrecque and his pussy passive-agressive bullshit
I hate the New Jersey Devils.
I hate when a TV control panel is open.
I hate to fold my clothes.
I hate Haitians with a dying passion
I hate motorists
I hate cyclists
I hate pedestrians
I probably hate babies in carts too.
I hate my collegues
I hate my job
I hate the muscle knot under my left shoulder blade
I hate how we're being overtaxed in QC and get no service in return
I hate the unions who cause this
I hate tourists
I hate my car
I hate white bread
I hate the Week-End At Bernie movies
I hate french fries
I hate how I'm the only one to hate french fries
I hate being asked if I want french fries when I already said I won't
I hate painting an apartment
I hate testing shoulder pressing
I hate seeing a cat vomit
I hate testing my programs
I hate waking up
I hate the salty juice that spills everywhere when you open packaged ham
I hate how this previous sentence sounded gay
I hate how I eat too much ham
I hate Montreal traffic lights which are the only ones not electronic in all major cities in North America
I hate how the media is turning
I hate the horrible french-canadian music scene
I hate birds who keep shitting on my car
I fucking hate carpenter ants.
And a few others...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 19:11:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Blow me.
Love, Shlongy.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-01-27 16:01:24 EST (#)
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ubmitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-26 20:23:41 (#)
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Well, I just completely left sports out of this one, so I'll finish up really quickly
I hate:
.....Steve Yzerman
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YOU WILL DIE BY MY HANDS
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:14:14 EST (#)
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I hate:
Everyone
Everything
Did I leave anything out?
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:58:36 EST (#)
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I hate when Amazon won't let me spend what little money I have left buying a Zeppelin box set. You'd think they'd make it as easy as possible to give them your money.
I also hate mystery bruises.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I also hate...
Random internet strangers who insist on mentioning my name...<coughareadercough>
heartburn
seatbelts
shaving
when duct tape wont tear
not hitting a stud
oprah
broke asses
mtv
the insert button on my keyboard
shin splints (sp?)
potholes
tangles in my fishing line
That's all for now.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-26 20:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I just completely left sports out of this one, so I'll finish up really quickly
I hate:
The Chicago Cubs
The Chicago White Sox
The Boston Red Sox
The Designated Hitter
The Chicago Blackhawks
The Atlanta Braves
The New York Yankees
The Houston Astros
The Indianapolis Colts (Suck it, Mike0029532134213568)
The Pittsburgh Steelers
The Seattle Seahawks
Terrell Owens
Donovan McNabb
Dusty Baker
Peyton Manning and anyone who claims that he is the greatest QB ever.
Barry Bonds
Sammy Sosa
Mark McGwire
Steve Yzerman
Brett Hull
Moises Alou
Warren Sapp
Matt Hasselbeck
Jerome Bettis
Mike Martz
Larry Pleau
I'm getting obscure here, I could probably throw in the name of a personal enemy of mine.
I won't
I hate a lot of people. You get the point.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-26 17:05:41 EST (#)
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It's a good offering all the same, Mike.
The Gods of Hate are well and truly appeased.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:50:22 EST (#)
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I must have missed this one...
I hate:
Beggars
People that have BO and knowingly do nothing about it
chocolate
coffee
grease
my job
the yankees
the bears
the white sox
purdue
most cheeses
wine
POPPED COLLARS!!!!!
flip flops
walking places
cheaters
having to shit in public restrooms
business cards
rosie o'donnel (sp)
shoveling snow
bob davie
taxes...of any kind
clowns
hay
cats
butter scotch
miller light
fat girls who think they are "all that"
paulie shore
pointe break
splinters
teal things
gay pride symbols
those scion, szion, however you spell it, lunch box looking cars
lazy people
my bosses
blunts
the metric system
green olives
paper cuts
red lights
That's all for today...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:36:16 EST (#)
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I hate the asinine, pointless arguing that is smeared like shit from post to fucking post on this fucking tardesque website.
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2006-01-26 00:25:49 EST (#)
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I hate that you're implying that what I watched can't possibly be as horrifying as what I did, which was an absolutely ADBURD French (subtitled) soap opera or miniseries or something. There was this woman in it who was trying to commit suicide all the time, and some other absolutely insane shit.
This after watching a solid hour of MTV which just made everything MORE surreal.
Yeah, and I also hate how I have to take breaks from typing to think about stuff, and then when I come back to it I have no idea what I was talking about.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-26 00:07:44 EST (#)
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I hate that I just got sucked into watching the end of the Henin-Hardenne/Sharapova Aussie Open match.
Craig should be awesome, provided they don't cock up the movie and downplay his rugged, edgy side.
Let's see Bond get some grit again.
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:51:24 EST (#)
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Uhh, I hate that I forgot the bit about "hate" in my last post.
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:50:12 EST (#)
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I dunno, I think the new one is going to step it up somehow. It's supposed to be a lot edgier, isn't it?
Besides, Daniel Craig kicks ass all over the place. I think he'll be really good, myself.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:38:04 EST (#)
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I hate that they don't make games like Goldeneye anymore.
Or Bond movies, for that matter.
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:28:54 EST (#)
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I also hate that I'm sitting here freaking out cause I'm playing Goldeneye, and then some fucking planes from the air base next door fly over.
Man does that ever suck.
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:06:51 EST (#)
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And NOW they're doing one about children going down in flames in a school bus in Florida!
Jesus! I hate that!
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:03:57 EST (#)
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I hate that there's an broadcast about a hostage situation in California and it's freaking me out cause lately I've been reading a lot about the Munich massacre and the like. Hostage situations are BRUTAL.
And also I'm high.
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:00:45 EST (#)
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I hate that you guys assume this conversation is over.
:(
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-25 22:58:42 EST (#)
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I hate that, too.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-25 22:52:04 EST (#)
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I hate that there was a discussion about Sigur Ros without me.
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2006-01-25 22:38:59 EST (#)
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Ooh! Ooh! I got one!
I hate that all of the attractive and talented men of Sigur Ros are either gay or married!
(Phew, got the hate. Icelanders tend to do that to me, too...)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-25 22:12:41 EST (#)
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I hate that I brought love into this hate post. Those damn Icelandics do it to me every time.
Sorry, O-tron.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-25 21:57:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2006-01-25 21:42:37 (#)
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They're my favorite band in all the world and I've been waiting for this for almost four years. I'm just a bit bummed that no one will be there with me to share it.
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You're making a good decision- the cost of a ticket is nothing in the grand scheme, compared to the experience.
It was a very reverent show. Everyone remained seated, actually, which I was secretly hoping would happen- I wanted to take everything in & didn't want obstacles in my way. I did wish they rocked out a bit more, because they're SO good at it but are generally more reserved. I tend to have the same 'but if no one's here to share it with me, it won't be AS rewarding' mentality, but it was so mesmerizing, I was in my own world almost the whole time. My very straight, very male best friend walked out muttering about how he just wanted to hug Jonssi. It rocked. ENJOY! (you will, I promise).
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2006-01-25 21:42:37 EST (#)
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Oh man, Sacrilicious (sweet name, by the way.). NOTHING is gonna stop me going to this show. I'm using all my resources to go right now, even though I should be saving for next year (study abroad is pretty expensive). I've heard from more than a few people that their live shows just blow their studio stuff out of the water -- and their studio stuff is fucking intense all on its own. I've heard accounts that at the end of one of their shows, no one in the audience was able to even stand up properly anymore, everyone was absolutely wrecked - just clinging to each other.
They're my favorite band in all the world and I've been waiting for this for almost four years. I'm just a bit bummed that no one will be there with me to share it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-25 21:26:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2006-01-25 21:15:49 (#)
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I hate that no one I know wants to go to the Sigur Ros concert with me so I have to go alone.
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stardamage- Sigur Ros was the last live show I went to. Coincidentally, I've never been to a show alone, but I was intent on going, even if it was alone. By the end of the night, my ambivalent friend loved it and thanked me for dragging him along. If you can't convince anyone to go, I think it's the kind of show that will be really amazing enjoyed in solitude.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-01-25 21:17:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:41:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate it when my mother stops stroking my penis right before I ejaculate and tells me to do the dishes or else I'll have to finish myself off.
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HAR HAR (PBBBBLLLTT!) PEENER
Lowercase O, equals sign, number three, and as Emeril would say, BAM! o=3
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2006-01-25 21:15:49 EST (#)
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I hate that my industrial won't heal.
I hate people who won't just mind their own fucking business.
I hate when people drag me into their business like I care.
I hate when I get damp bags from my dealer, even if it is good weed, because then I have to dry it out.
I hate that I've never been to Iceland, either.
I hate that no one I know wants to go to the Sigur Ros concert with me so I have to go alone.
I hate that I can't get a decent-paying job over the summers to save my life.
I hate that I have no money.
I hate that I'm saying I hate these things, because really it's more like mild annoyance.
Thanks. +1.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:59:08 EST (#)
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I hate when people tell me I spell my last name wrong. (it happens alot)
I hate the assholes in the payroll department for fucking up my years final paycheck and year to date earnings.
I hate the assholes in the payroll department for not calling me and informing me of the fuckup until after the new year.
I hate that the paperclips on my desk multiply like rabbits.
I hate that I can't put my "MY SHITTY ATTITUDE IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS" magnet in my cubicle.
I hate that I can't think of anything else right now
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:25:00 EST (#)
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You've pleased me when you drop Shlongy's name.
Other than that, you may be on to something there, Chief.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:19:59 EST (#)
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Muhamed Ali is a cheating, lying fraud.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:11:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-25 13:23:55 (#)
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I hate that TicTacs don't taste the same way the whole time as they do for the first few seconds.
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the white ones taste like ice cream for a few seconds, then like ass.
i mean not ass literally but... you know what i mean
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:04:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:05:48 (#)
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I would say "stick to what you do best" but I hate poetry, too, so I don't really know how to feel here.
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There's simply no pleasing you, is there?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:57:52 EST (#)
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that's a lotta hate.
Submitted by Short-n-Sweet (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:18:30 EST (#)
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I hate that it took 20 damn minutes to read what everyone else hates.
I hate that my boss wears blue eye-liner.
I hate that I'm afraid to let go of my pride.
I hate that pride is stronger than love.
I hate that it's taking me so long to think of something else I hate.
I hate when my nail breaks.
I hate when I have to change the brakes on my car.
I hate when I have to do anything to my car besides put gas in it.
I hate waking up at 6am to get to work at 8am to do nothing.
I hate how this is kinda relaxing.
I hate that my phone is ringing right now.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:05:48 EST (#)
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I would say "stick to what you do best" but I hate poetry, too, so I don't really know how to feel here.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-25 13:56:52 EST (#)
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Sorry, O-Man. You can do better than this.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-25 13:23:55 EST (#)
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I hate when people use 'pork' as a euphemism for fucking.
I hate how difficult it is to try to get my RDA of fiber.
I hate that anyone, anywhere thinks that white stockings are flattering to a woman's legs.
I hate wintergreen flavor.
I hate that TicTacs don't taste the same way the whole time as they do for the first few seconds.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:43:49 EST (#)
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I hate that no one's used this as a Thunderdome to air their grievances with each other.
I hate how the World Baseball Classic hats look. Italy's especially.
I hate how I have another day of Mindless Bitch Work to look forward to, thanks to a brainstorm from the higher-ups.
I hate that I have to wait until tonight to watch Lost.
I hate televangelists.
I hate fat people with small hands.
I hate lite maple syrup.
Bleh.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:42:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I lived in Iceland for a few years as a youngster, cool place.
I hate that I can't afford to travel the way my parents did when I was young.
I hate that I can't take my son on cool trips.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:37:53 EST (#)
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I hate that so many people spell 'tongue' like 'tounge'.
I hate that I have such a low tolerance for red wine.
I hate televangelists.
I hate forced exercise.
I hate when people use the term 'hubby'.
I hate the way people smell after they eat onions.
I hate that Dove shampoo changed their formula.
I hate when people assume I'm promiscuous because my tongue is pierced.
I hate having to wait for like 4 new eagerly anticipated albums this year.
I hate chain mail.
I hate really bad teeth.
I hate that I haven't been to a live show since September.
I hate that they took away my little Einstein office assistant in MS Office. I loved that guy.
I hate the summer because I hate being hot.
I hate that I haven't been to Italy or Iceland or Alaska.
I hate indoctrination.
Submitted by JackalFett (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:35:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate the fact that my cable company will show asian football (I'm not making that shit up it actually listed asian football), but not Flyers games.
I hate that there is no Sonic drive-in in PA.
I hate how I act when I'm in love.
I hate that I can't find anywhere to buy a pet penguin.
I hate microsofts rape of the game culture.
I hate that everything I believe in ends up being bullshit and full of hypocrites.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:58:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Rondo_Mondo (user info) at 2006-01-25 04:12:55 (#)
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I hate that I haven't gotten laid in 3 months.
I hate that it's been longer than that for me.
I hate that I do not have a say in whether or not I am getting divorced.
I hate that my son has to go through this.
I hate sitting on a toilet seat that is still a little warm from someone else using it.
I hate that my driver's seat is currently propped up with my ice scraper because it will no longer lock in to place.
I hate stoopid people.
I hate talking to people who can't speak coherently.
I hate sitting in my little three walled prison all day doing a job I hate.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-25 05:23:53 EST (#)
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Chinese food with carrots and turnip in it.
Big teethed people.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 05:06:47 EST (#)
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I hate Fremen.
Submitted by Rondo_Mondo (user info) at 2006-01-25 04:12:55 EST (#)
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I hate that I haven't gotten laid in 3 months.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:58:44 EST (#)
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I hate to state that my life is free of hate.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:37:55 EST (#)
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...i liked it.
Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:12:32 EST (#)
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I hate that "worth reading" = +0
I hate Pat Robertson pretending that he's religious
I hate the fact that Israel controls the political landscape of the Middle East
I hate that I can't change
I hate I haven't figured out how to break up with this chick who keeps sending me naked pictures
Submitted by cascade (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:32:13 EST (#)
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I hate anything banana flavored
I hate the tweakers who used to live next door when they vacuumed in their clown costumes
I hate people who try to read over your shoulder when you are trying to work on an airplane
I hate when people say irregardless
I hate getting my ass kicked by an escalator because the person in front of me wasn't paying attention.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:29:30 EST (#)
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I hate Carrot Top. (He has a career, so apparently someone must like him)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:14:54 EST (#)
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I fucking hate Jamie Foxx. Hate his complete and absolute overexposure.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:04:59 EST (#)
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I hate that I can't justify drinking peppermint mochas all day, every day.
I hate that everything Metallica has written since 1991 sucks.
I hate that I'll probably never get to meet Kurt Vonnegut.
I hate Bill O'Reilly.
I hate that so much of my hatred is geared toward people I can avoid by turning off the TV.
I hate gold jewelry.
I hate popcorn ceilings.
I hate sculptured carpets.
I hate needing more sleep than all my friends.
I hate death metal.
I hate not being able to eat lobster whenever I want.
I hate that it's so easy to think of things to add to this list.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 22:44:36 EST (#)
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Oh, and since I'm back:
I hate that seasonal beverages - like Gingerbread Lattes, Sam Adams Winter Lager, turducken - aren't available year-round.
I hate people that are far too incompetant to warrant their position in life.
I hate the fact that there are about 45 Law & Order and CSI shows on.
I hate that one of them is on in the background right now.
I hate that I can't find something to rhyme with "nostril."
I hate the fact that I can't think of the name of the guy that wrote Carter Beats the Devil.
I hate the way that people have started spitting in porn.
I hate that the Jewish character got such a nasty death in Saving Private Ryan.
I hate hate lists.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 22:39:08 EST (#)
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It's coming, Bubbs. I may work on it a bit more tonight. Perhaps a Friday arrival?
Keep it coming, Lish. Push the hate out.
And get me some tea and biscuits while you're at it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-24 22:23:47 EST (#)
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Oh, no no. You started this bitch of a post and I'm far from done.
I hate that BlockBuster's indie movie section is smaller than my arm span.
I hate the plastic packaging shit that anything that hangs on a peg is bound in. I can't open it.
I hate that Victoria's Secret discontinued the best smelling perfume ever, replacing it with shit.
I hate that I'm in love with my best friend.
I hate wearing pantyhose.
I hate that website that stiffed me for my essential oil order.
I hate when I hear parents projecting their own insecurities onto their children.
I hate the scent of lillies.
I hate Southern Comfort.
I hate that in all my comments, there are bound to be ideas for real posts that I've now wasted.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-01-24 21:43:22 EST (#)
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I have no idea what the fuck this post was.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-01-24 20:04:14 EST (#)
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Cool picture. So where in hell is the next installment of
Uberbury tales? Huh???
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 20:00:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-24 19:18:03 (#)
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I hate how much better I feel after doing all of that.
Fucker.
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Feels good, doesn't it?
Just doing my part to keep the average Uber user healthy and at peace.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-24 19:20:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
o god man.
heat.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-24 19:18:03 EST (#)
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I hate American Idol.
I hate the NBA.
I hate people who are stupid and don't care to change their intelligence level.
I hate people who act as though there is no point in properly using the English language.
I hate working late.
I hate people who think they're "cool."
I hate not having a CD player in my car.
I hate people who think it's funny to try and taunt the guy who just quit smoking by smoking in front of him and pointing out others who are smoking.
I hate the religious right.
I hate anyone who believes that one person's morals should determine society's rules.
I hate censorship.
I hate artists who remix/remake classic songs. (Snoop Dogg - Riders on the Storm. Korn - The Wall.)
I hate people who can't keep a secret.
I HATE the phrase "bart-bart."
I hate any post ever made by Habeeb Thomas.
I hate people who can't take a fucking joke.
I hate people who focus on the words instead of the message.
I hate how much better I feel after doing all of that.
Fucker.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-24 18:43:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:34:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate Sperm Whales...what the fuck kind of name is that...its like Runny Shit Horses or Mucious Monkeys
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there is actually a type of penguin called the jackass penguin.
i shit you not.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:13:30 EST (#)
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There was a DC universe cross-over comic called "Crisis on Infinite Earths" that came out when I was a kid.
The 'crisis' was that the multiverse was running out of condoms and lube, and bathhouses were becoming unpopular. Superhero hookups were becoming all but impossible.
True story.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:10:24 EST (#)
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Truth be told, Batman and Superman were actually gay lovers in the cartoon "Justice League." You could not get Green LAntern and Aquaman off the damn waterbed either.
Are all our superheros actually gay, and could this be the moralistic downfall of our country. A hidden agenda buried deep within a comic book.
My God, the implications good be earth shattering.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:07:18 EST (#)
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hateindex.com says that people hate other people more than anything else.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:01:07 EST (#)
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I gotta admit I hate pretty much everyone and everything in at least some small way.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:57:25 EST (#)
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I hate when anonymous internet womenz don't strip and frolic in their Doc Martens and post pictures of it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:55:46 EST (#)
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I hate draconian drug laws that allow rapists to go free before non violent drug users do.
I hate the RIAA.
I hate that 'Futurama' and 'Home Movies' were cancelled, while reality shows thrive.
I hate when comic book character enthusiasts talk about things I'll never understand, and I hate when I act entitled to personalized entertainment on someone else's post.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:55:40 EST (#)
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The only thing that really makes me go nuts are nickels. Honestly. 3 times as big as a dime and worth 1/2 of it; you'd think someone would realize that there's too much metal in the nickel. I hate carrying them around so I often flick them at people or put them in a large jar I have at home which, one day, I shall throw into the broiler of the world's largest ship. And by "large jar" I mean a Teddy-shaped piggy bank.
Don't you judge me.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:50:08 EST (#)
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Don't give up so quickly. You have yet to delve into the neon-coated goodness that's better known as "the Batman movies between when Burton left and Nolan saved the franchise."
Of course, I haven't even touched on Superman III yet.
I did love the old Superman TV show, and how at the beginning (during the credits), Supes would get shot with bullets and take a bunch of punishment, but would duck when the criminal threw the gun at him.
"Keep firing, asshat. Yeah, that's it. Uh oh...he's throwing it. That shit's gonna sting."
Would have been better if they made the actor take it in the face, just to prove the point.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:35:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:21:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
*cough*SONOFJORELKNEELBEFOREZOD*cough*
I'd gladly have the Joker talk shit about me than get propositioned by a widow-peaked alien 'mo.
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Holy fuck! That is a low blow! Don't go pulling Zod into this shit and that lame Superman II. Ah, shit, I can not even argue that, Superman was a super pussy. Could not even beat the hell out of a machine.
Who am I kiddin, I know when I got my ass kicked.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate Rubix Cubes
I hate 90% of all Video Games
I hate super hot women
I hate men that wear Italian dress shoes
I hate when people say super
I hate TPS reports
I hate Sperm Whales...what the fuck kind of name is that...its like Runny Shit Horses or Mucious Monkeys
I hate sponges the like soak everything and and give it all back but stinkier
I hate tailgates, sure you can sit on them and they hold stuff but at what cost....WHAT COST I ASK YOU!
I hate fraggles, tribbles, sniffles, giggles, wiggles and anything else with the double consenant
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:31:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate that everyone hates things.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:22:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:21:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*cough*SONOFJORELKNEELBEFOREZOD*cough*
I'd gladly have the Joker talk shit about me than get propositioned by a widow-peaked alien 'mo.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:15:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:53:02 (#)
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There are two types of people in the world - Batman people and Superman people.
You can either appreciate the self-made, superpower-less hero or the icon, the legend, the guy that never had to try in his life but is capable of everything (besides complicated math and whistling).
Each has his shortcomings and his badassery, to be sure.
You just have to make a choice.
If you want to go back to medieval lit, you will see a real parallel between these two and the knights Perceval and Lancelot. But that's another story for another day.
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I knew you were a Batman kind of guy. Nothing wrong with Batman, all I have to say is one thing,
"I'm here giving out free money, and where is the Batman? He's at home WASHING HIS TIGHTS!"
No contest
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know why, but a Soundgarden song is passing through my head as I see this post.
ALIVE IN THE SUPERUNKNOWN!
ALIVE IN THE SUPERUNKNOWN!
ALIVE IN THE SUPERUNKNOWN!
First it steals your mind
And then it steals your soul!
Whether it's appropriate for this post or not is beyond me, but I'm really too tired to think of anything else to say.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:54:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:50:20 (#)
Ranking: -1
merdique
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Oh quiet, you. I got you plenty of attention yesterday. Whose name is on Most Heated? Yours.
Unless you posed while you wrote that. Then it's ok.
I'm assuming your keyboard smells of hair product, no?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:53:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:41:24 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:31:16 (#)
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Oh, I hate Superman, too.
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Them there is some fighting words youngster!
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There are two types of people in the world - Batman people and Superman people.
You can either appreciate the self-made, superpower-less hero or the icon, the legend, the guy that never had to try in his life but is capable of everything (besides complicated math and whistling).
Each has his shortcomings and his badassery, to be sure.
You just have to make a choice.
If you want to go back to medieval lit, you will see a real parallel between these two and the knights Perceval and Lancelot. But that's another story for another day.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:51:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate MTV altogether
I hate that gays are taking over the world
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I hate that we both can't find a decent bag, which makes us hate so much.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:51:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate MTV altogether
I hate that gays are taking over the world
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:50:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:45:25 (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:39:42 (#)
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scourge, the first rule of blah blah blah blah
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Who do I get to beat up first?
<cross fingers and hope it's my boss>
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OH OH OH! Pick me, pick me, I need a good ass kicking.
WTF!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:50:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
merdique
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:45:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:39:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
scourge, the first rule of blah blah blah blah
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Who do I get to beat up first?
<cross fingers and hope it's my boss>
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:44:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate that the same lame poster has made it to 'most heated' twice this week, through no talent of her own.
I hate that Uber won't let me change font/style.
I hate that I spend enough time on Uber to hate these things.
I hate gonzo porn where the guys high five and talk to eachother the whole time.
I hate that I don't have a dishwasher.
I hate Laguna Beach on MTV.
I hate people who act like 'the gays are taking over the world'
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:31:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, I hate Superman, too.
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Them there is some fighting words youngster!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:40:53 EST (#)
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I hate that ghola can't afford a $1.99 ninja gun.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:39:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
scourge, the first rule of blah blah blah blah
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:36:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love hate.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:13:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate that I don't have a fight club, fighting is fun..I'd do it all the time if I could
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I'll join your fight club.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:35:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:31:16 (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:28:37 (#)
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No, no...it's not a trebuchet or anything. It's a little hand-held plastic POS that a friend of mine bought at the dollar store or something. It launches little ninjas at a given target (read: the back of my co-worker's head) at great speeds.
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I hate that you told me that.
Untell me that. I demand it.
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Why? I figured you'd want one
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yes. well now i do.
*I hate being too poor to buy a ninja gun.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:30:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
i hate sitting in this fucking chair at this fucking desk all day.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:31:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:28:37 (#)
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No, no...it's not a trebuchet or anything. It's a little hand-held plastic POS that a friend of mine bought at the dollar store or something. It launches little ninjas at a given target (read: the back of my co-worker's head) at great speeds.
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I hate that you told me that.
Untell me that. I demand it.
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Why? I figured you'd want one.
Oh, I hate Superman, too.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:30:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, I remember the last one...
-Washing machines that shut off when you lift the lid!
Piss poor design...What if you want to watch the clothers being washed?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i hate sitting in this fucking chair at this fucking desk all day.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:28:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:24:05 (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:16:24 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:13:20 (#)
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I hate that my ninja-launching gun broke.
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Fuck yea bi-atch.
You'll find one of my ninja stars wedged in...
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No, no...it's not a trebuchet or anything. It's a little hand-held plastic POS that a friend of mine bought at the dollar store or something. It launches little ninjas at a given target (read: the back of my co-worker's head) at great speeds.
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I hate that you told me that.
Untell me that. I demand it.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:27:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Vulva got some hate
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:25:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate:
The smell of cabbage
Fear
Parachutes
Paralegals
Paramedic uniforms
Paralysis
Paradigms
Morning people
Runners
Cyclists
Sharks
The smell of farts that are not mine
Banannas
Daewoo cars
McDonalds breakfast
New car scented items
Junk mail
Junk bonds
Junk food
Junk in the trunk
Junk yards
Asians who don't know karate
Jock straps
Really hot shower water
The sound of my alarm clock
Tampons
Lifetime channel
Venus Williams
Serena Williams
Venus and Serena Williams parents
Diet Pepsi
Diet Coke
Noisy keyboards
Attention whores
Macintosh
Glamour shots
Stickies that aren't yellow
People who mean "than" and use "then"
Wiggers
V-neck t-shirts
The Dallas Cowboys
Applesauce
Guys who bring their own pool cue to a bar
Dull scissors
Dull people
Dot matrix printouts
Babies
Flickering flourescent lightbulbs
MSNBC newscasters
Bread boxes
Noisy mufflers
Dial-up connections
Walking long distances in flip flops
Painful shits
Women who STILL think they're sexy cause they wear thongs
Women who wear too much makeup
Women who kiss other women for attention from onlooking men
Women who say "I'm different"
Women who collect alimony
Women in general (minus sex)
Monster trucks
Small waves
Long replies to posts on uber
The black lines visible on a monitor that's being recorded by a TV camera
Thin toilet paper
Felt tip pens
Fat cheerleaders
Dirty white shoes
That spot of lint and hair on the back-center part of a toilet seat from your sweaty ass
Too much bass
Too little treble
Picture frames with words on them
Slow greens
Slow fairways
Slow waitresses
Slow drivers
Slow cooks
Slow-vokia
Slow Jams
Slow computers
Having to shit in a public restroom
Ice cube trays
The confusing rules of cricket
Well-done steak
People who have their kids pictures on their mousepad
Anyone reading this far down on my list
Kim Jong Il
Bad teeth
Scented soap at the carwash
The 3 foot rule at a strip club
Avtars
Retards
Cigar bars
Cookie jars
Hot woman with a smelly snatch
Chairs with wheels
Pink cowboy hats
Clocks that make noise
Cats
Cat people
David copperfield
Badminton
Randy Moss
Speed stick deodorant (original scent/green)
Techno music
Tighty Whitey's
Taxes
Pens that are colors other than blue, black, or blue/black
The people who use aforementioned pens
Working at home after work
Waiting two and a half years for "The Transporter 2" to be made
Losing
Men's tennis matches
The uberboard
Sex after a big meal
The price of gasoline
People who go shopping at 3am the morning after thanksgiving
Vaginal discharge
Laundry
Bull dykes
People who hate NASCAR
Personalized coffee mugs
Smart asses
People who drink wine to seem sophisticated
Women who use hyphenated last names
Women with an opinion
Women who can't cook
Women who won't cook in order to feel liberated
Women who can't take a joke
Women who can't take a punch
Women who can't do a shot
Women who should be shot
Receipts
Grocery store lines
Cheap cigarettes
People who smoke cheap cigarettes
Europeans who still refer to cigarettes as "fags"
Star Wars
Star Trek
Star search
Star Magazine
Star Jones
Alters
Liars
Carrot juice
Getting older
Stereos that won't play burnt cd's
Guys who wear their high school class rings
The fact I can only open one drawer at a time on my file cabinet
America's image
Venison
Farrakahn
Day planners
Roosters
Barbed wire
Egg Beaters
and ther is one more that I can't think of... I'll have to get back to you on it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:24:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:16:24 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:13:20 (#)
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I hate that my ninja-launching gun broke.
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Fuck yea bi-atch.
You'll find one of my ninja stars wedged in...
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No, no...it's not a trebuchet or anything. It's a little hand-held plastic POS that a friend of mine bought at the dollar store or something. It launches little ninjas at a given target (read: the back of my co-worker's head) at great speeds.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:23:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate that I sweat alot
I hate that I masturbate alot
I hate Sir Mix Alot
I hate potato's Au graut
I hate fatty artery clot
I hate that I suck at this shit alot
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:17:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate the white space that keeps happening at the bottom of my comments.
I hate when people start a sentence with "I don't mean to be_____", and then proceed to say something that characterizes them as ________.
I hate that I can't sing.
I hate that my landlord won't let me have a cat.
I hate that my stepsister is an addict and my Dad has to care for my nephew, when he should be enjoying himself after raising his own kids.
I hate the smell of burnt popcorn because as a kid I burned my kitchen down that way.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:12:18 (#)
Ranking: 1
A $4,000 backpack had damn sure be able to pitch the tent for me and cook my dinner.
wait a minute, is this a backpack or a sherpa you're buying
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They are custom made. You go and get a form made of your back and waist and they it is constructed to your body type. Friend of mine bought one, he can carry 150lbs on his back and he says it feels like you are carrying 75.
Awwwww - carry that 12 pack of coors now.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:16:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I fucking HATE A LOT!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:16:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:13:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate that my ninja-launching gun broke.
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Fuck yea bi-atch.
You'll find one of my ninja stars wedged in...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:13:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate jeans that cost more than 40 bucks
I hate the fags that wear them
I hate that I'm not allowed to strangle people...even just one a week.
I hate that I don't have a fight club, fighting is fun..I'd do it all the time if I could
I hate that I can't get the NAACP scolarship or start the Caucasian Club without trouble
I hate that you all read my shit and give me good ratings when I wouldn't give myself a +2
I hate Shoney's, Perkins it the shit
I hate people, all of them, before 9am
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate that mofo hates curling, because it's the most fun you can have with rocks, ice and brushes.
I hate that the intern we hired sat across from me and did nothing all day but sit around and be Asian.
I hate that I may not be an only child anymore in a few years.
I hate Coors Lite.
I hate that my ninja-launching gun broke.
I hate people who have Napoleon complexes.
I hate the smell of heavily burnt popcorn.
I hate that I've learned how to hitwhore.
I hate that football season's almost over and baseball's yet to begin.
I hate most pickles. Not all, but most.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:12:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
A $4,000 backpack had damn sure be able to pitch the tent for me and cook my dinner.
wait a minute, is this a backpack or a sherpa you're buying
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:08:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate reality TV
I hate being asked questions about something that i know nothing about
I hate spiked haircuts
I hate the fact that the shoelace never lasts as long as the boot/ sneaker
I hate the colors yellow, green, fuscia, and lavendar
I hate something something something something
I hate talking on the phone
I hate that you have figured out how to hit whore
I hate JayPeg, AJ, ETS, because they have found a love in each other that the rest of us will never know
I hate curling, not like doing your hair but the olympic sport
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:06:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yea, and I hate it when people make a big deal out of things.
Just let shit go. Who gives a fuck?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:05:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate it when someone tries to convince not to eat something because it's not good for me.
I hate taking showers in the morning time.
I hate answering my phone.
I hate mayo.
I hate cleaning. Anything.
I hate the color pink.
I hate loose change.
I hate the smell of left over blueberry muffins.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate weddings, and the fact that I have to have one.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:56:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate Bert because Ernie is the fucking show
I hate that I lost my source for the good cheeba
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I hate those too
I hate that not everything IS available in mint chocolate flavor
I hate people who are very stupid yet highly opinionated
I hate the term 'irregardless'
I hate bad coffee
I hate the fact that I sweat the small stuff
I hate my lack of ambition
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:01:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking hell...I also hate that sometimes my proofreading goes straight to pot.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:01:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate people who correct my grammar.
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Uh oh.
I hate when people complain about something but don't even try to fix the situation.
I hate being told how to do something I already know how to do.
I hate my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend.
I hate being cold.
I hate when people I care about endanger themselves.
Ok I'll stop now.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:58:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate that my boss looks and laughs like John Candy (she's a woman).
I hate that co-workers who come by to talk and overstay their welcome.
Blue pens? Yep, hate those.
Raisins? Oh yeah.
I hate mint and chocolate together.
I hate shitfuck's recent attempts to bait me.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:58:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate that I'm not witty.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:56:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate the term 'jebus'
I hate emoticons
I hate : and ;
I hate Bert because Ernie is the fucking show
I hate that McGyver isn't on anymore
I hate Face, sure he was the looker but he was a pussy
I hate that pomegranates are so much work for so little reward
I hate Sea Monkeys
I hate the 80's
I hate Marvin the Martian
I hate comic books and Dungeons and Dragons, god those fuckers needed to get out of the house
I hate that I lost my source for the good cheeba
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:53:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate "no comment" ratings.
I hate trashy magazines like cosmo.
I the south and the hicks that live here.
I hate people who correct my grammar.
I hate my fucking american lit class.
I hate hairy people.
I hate cat poo. Seriously.
I hate my job.
I hate not having enough money.
I hate television.
I hate people who don't "get it."
I hate cigarettes.
I hate the fucking smiley faced sign hanging over my computer at work that says "Please remember to back up every day."
I hate it when people don't live up to my expectations.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:53:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mofo's got the right idea, though.
And I hate him for it.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:52:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yer fired for the rest of the day.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:52:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate Mariah Carey.
I hate Tim Allen.
I hate George W Bush.
I hate Ronald McDonald.
I hate Morrissey.
I hate Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
I hate Ann Coulter.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh it's hanging.
It was posted out of self loathing, believe me.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:44:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
O'tron - I know you have better posts in your arsenal. Hang your head in shame, sir.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:43:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright here is my problem of the day.
I have held back my natural tendencies for so long that I really don't know who I am anymore. I have to speak and act a certain way to please others, but now...Now I just don't want to lose sight of who I am really....If I could, I would like to show Uber who I really am....
LMFAO I AM TEH ROXORS OF DEH SOXORS! OMFGTTFF! LIEK i CANT BELIEVE ANY OF DIZ BOYZ HERE! DEH ARE ALL PERVS! U WANA HAV DEH GHEY SEX WIT ME?!/1!!/!1/:!"1:!? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
*phew* That felt good to get off my chest.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:42:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I HATE OBNOXIOUS BABY NAMES, spelled improperly or otherwise made up.
hidden's post got me thinking about that.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:42:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
actually taht was supposed to be a -2.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:41:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate it when my mother stops stroking my penis right before I ejaculate and tells me to do the dishes or else I'll have to finish myself off.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate you for have a little bit of poetic talent and exploiting it
I hate bart because he's just a normal person yet everyone sucks his dick and he keeps himself at the top of the MVA. It should be like the lottery, if you are part of the company you can't play.
I hate the British Uberers because the are elistists
I hate the fucking users in Indiana because all they do is fucking wimper and cry after sex
I hate John Madden because he should have stopped a long time ago
I hate the Purchasing agent here at work because he is 'throw you under the bus' kind of guy
I hate Platypi because they are not real
I hate licorice, the black kind
I hate the fucking Dhali Lama, Mother Teresa, and the Pope, becuase we all know its bullshit so stop preaching it to us.
I hate the way we as Americans are percieved around the world. I'm a good guy and sensitive to your culture now shut the fuck up and love me.
I hate how all guys are looked upon as dogs. You know what if you fall for the 'i'll love you in the morning' you should hate yourself for being a dumbass
I hate uncooked egg whites on my over easy eggs, the fuck you cook both sides why cant you do it right
I hate getting bad service at restaurants because I 'look' like a bad tipper, you know what I'm a good...no a great fucking tipper...ass face.
I hate everything about you and your family, this website and the people on it.
Out.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:38:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:29:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate shitty sex for the first time....
________________
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:18:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Out of ideas today are we O. tsk tsk
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You have no idea.
Really it's that I'm all over the place today doing meaningless bullshit tasks for my managers.
No time to commit to an idea.
I also figured there was a whiff of anger in the air here on Uber, and that it wouldn't hurt to give people a chance to air their grievances or whatever.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:31:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you kidding? I like you and your posts (usually), but I have to rate this fairly. Crap.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:29:47 EST (#)
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I hate shitty sex for the first time....
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:28:51 EST (#)
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I hate my current client, oh how I hate thee. But you pay well, and so, therefore, to purchase that brand new $4000 backpack I so want, I shall suckle from your hated breast and take your money.
Unless you are reading this, then I do not hate you, I love you, and I am only saying this for popularity.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:28:25 EST (#)
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What's a syllable? Why should their be 5 or 6 of them? Can't you just have one do the job of several?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:25:15 EST (#)
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I also hate when I can't tell the difference between 5 syllables and 6.
Oh, and scientologists, too.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:23:28 EST (#)
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Seriously, she eats what I like to call "various meats" for breakfast.
It's a tinfoil package stuffed with a porkchop, two hotdogs, a brat, a chicken breast and some patties of some type of ground meat. Occasionally there will be a hunk of steak in there as well.
I hope her heart explodes. I'll paint my face in her blood and laugh in Gods face.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:23:22 EST (#)
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ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:22:54 EST (#)
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I love everything and everyone, especially David Hasselhoff.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:21:57 EST (#)
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0 streak!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:21:05 EST (#)
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Correction:
I hate my fat stubby Republican bitch of a boss and her bleached man-hair and gaudy jewelry.
Sorry
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:19:22 EST (#)
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I hate when people use acronyms that have an equal or greater number of syllables in them then the regular term. Like NAACP has 5 syllables, and so does 'N double-A CP'. Why bother? Or 'www'. Fine, you type it that way, but why not say 'world wide web' which is 3 syllables instead of 'www' which is nine? I hate that.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:18:10 EST (#)
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Out of ideas today are we O. tsk tsk
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:17:49 EST (#)
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i hate hate
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:16:31 EST (#)
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I hate my boss.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:16:30 EST (#)
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I fucking hate how you faggots are always faggin out all the time.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:15:31 EST (#)
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Marge, I hate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.
-- Homer Simpson
The Front
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:13:17 EST (#)
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I hate this post.