Things I would rather do than watch the Panthers lose again (686 hits)
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Submitted by RonArtestPunch (View user info) at 2006-01-24 17:02:02 EST
-die
-Stub my big toe on a door while running at Mach 3
-Dress up like a member of the Ku Klux Klan and return a kickoff with no blockers against the 2000 Baltimore Ravens defense.
-Returning that kickoff for a touchdown, doing a mock Ray Lewis dance and meeting him in the parking lot later
-Be Hilary Clinton's love slave
-Have both of my eylids ripped off, my body covered in honey and tossed into the Sahara Desert during a massive sand storm.
-Take the blame for the War in Iraq
-Do a belly flop from 10,000 feet
-Chug dip spit
-Marry Rae Carruth (for you Panthers fans)
-Arm wrestle Jesus
-Challenge Shaq to a "whose dick is bigger" contest on national tv
-Get lost in William "Refrigerator" Perry's pubic hair
-Take a leg drop from Hulk Hogan
-Have my balls clamped by two bricks
-Being kicked in the crotch by Tony Danza aka "The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon," the greatest movie ever made.
-Be the first man to step foot on the Sun
-Try to pry the guns out of Charlton Heston's hands
-Telling Clint Eastwood i'll meet him at high noon
-Watch Star Jones' lingerie dilemma on The View.
User Reviews
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:19:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Fried Chicken.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-24 19:33:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-01-24 18:38:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IT'S JUST A GAME GOD YOU ARE SUCH A
i agree.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:25:34 EST (#)
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HAR HAR SEAHAWKS
Submitted by RonArtestPunch (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:23:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:08:08 (#)
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After Nick Goins went down in the first quarter I was all set to go in, but then I realized that I had on my blue jersey and the team was wearing white.
It would have been pretty embarrassing to go out there in the wrong color jersey.
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Come on, loki man, we needed you out there.
I would have gone in, but they had already shipped me off to pro bowl practice
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:21:42 EST (#)
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Wow. That's some bastardization of a Kurt Vonnegut reference.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:12:16 EST (#)
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Oh, thank you!
I don't think Bart will mind a 2-3 mb file, considering the work it took to create something so large in ms paint. Won't be done for awhile though. haha someone shoot me
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:10:42 EST (#)
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+1 for being traded to the kings
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:10:18 EST (#)
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Not that I know of, I beleive I have posted files upwards of 12MB in the past.
Seems a bit harsh on BartBart though, especially as the site seems a bit stretched these days.
Submitted by RonArtestPunch (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:08:36 EST (#)
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its to give you a visual aid on the ray lewis references
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
After Nick Goins went down in the first quarter I was all set to go in, but then I realized that I had on my blue jersey and the team was wearing white.
It would have been pretty embarrassing to go out there in the wrong color jersey.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:07:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 if you can answer my question:
Is there a limit file size for posts? I'm going to need to post a massive file and I want to know if there will be a problem.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:06:26 EST (#)
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2 things:
1) i didnt know the panthers had fans.
2) that picture is of the ravens and 49ers. why?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:04:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I can relate
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:04:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus Fucking Christ on a Crutch.
It's just a fucking game, filled with guys who make more money than you, get more women than you, and who will NEVER know your name.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Try the first one. Quick, I'm sure they've got a game coming up.