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Uber Art 5: Blue Woman (NSFW if you squint hard) (1968 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.16 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Mario (View user info) at 2006-01-24 17:29:08 EST


Here's another Uber Art...done with acrylic this time around, which I found out I hate. It does not glide onto the canvas well at all, it's like trying to paint with peanut butter. I copied a Matisse, but lopped off the top part of the painting, for no reason I can explain. Also, here's Uber Art 4, unphotoshopped. It actually looks better, I don't know why I messed with it. Next project...Urbane's last and most infamous self-portrait...a la Cubism! There's a box within a box. Ok, enough of that...but it will be something nice to look at, promise. We've all seen enough of that thing.

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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-02-23 19:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

It's good, Mario... the secret to getting a good "glide" with acrylics is to use a damp brush and mix in just a touch of water. I myself like to use the cheapie acryalics you can get at craft stores for about 89 cents a tube. They may technically be fabric paint, but their consistency is good.

Submitted by no_one (user info) at 2006-02-23 11:11:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-22 17:26:35 (#)
Ranking: 0

uh that's a copy. if you didn't do it on purpose well you subconsciously copied someone else.

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I would have thought that was clear, when you said "I copied a Matisse"

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-22 17:27:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

the drawing is still a +2 though.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-22 17:26:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

uh that's a copy. if you didn't do it on purpose well you subconsciously copied someone else.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 05:04:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:43:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice artwork.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-01-24 18:59:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

DBBGbus waited a bit before crying about this bitmap, but sniffle he did though his little thumb be directed upward.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-24 18:10:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

lovely

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:51:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Very good work.

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:34:35 (#)
Ranking: 0

Acrylic's good if you know how to use it. Furthermore, there are tons of different ways you can paint with it: watered down for a Watercolour look, thick for an Oil look, somewhere in-between, or using varying degrees of opacity in the same painting.

It just takes practise I guess.


Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:36:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I like the Matisse homage. Worth studying he is.

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:34:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Acrylic's good if you know how to use it. Furthermore, there are tons of different ways you can paint with it: watered down for a Watercolour look, thick for an Oil look, somewhere in-between, or using varying degrees of opacity in the same painting.

It just takes practise I guess.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:32:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

Please brother, we've seen enough of Urbane's box, no more I beseech you.


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:32:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Please brother, we've seen enough of Urbane's box, no more I beseech you.





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