Who on Ubersite ISN'T on prescription medicine? (7432 hits)
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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2006-01-24 23:09:08 EST
I mean head pills of course.
Now king of the manics insanethemind has finally gone to the flying whitlof in the sky (peace be upon him)I am genuinely interested to know.
I'm not, never have been.
I'm willing to guess most of the English menz aren't/haven't been and most of the English womenz have or see nothing wrong with it.
So out with it - who has/hasn't.
Are you ADD? ADHD? Bi-polar? Use them for your period? WHO TAKES A PILL EVERY FUCKING DAY?????
I bet most of you.
Oh and yes I AM judging and yes there IS something wrong with it. You fucking headcases.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-08 13:00:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:31:39 (#)
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Don't think so new boy.
This chat room thing us new and I have like 5 posts tops that are like that.
Even your bum up link whore posts like this get what?fifty reviews?
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see, this post is what I am talking about - You rated yourself SEVENTY-NINE fucking times, now THAT is pathetic
I'm guessing you only have 50% of your reviews on unique posts.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-01-31 21:32:33 EST (#)
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I R not on dope...
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-31 21:24:19 EST (#)
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i take head pills recreationally.
Submitted by ghost_bite (user info) at 2006-01-31 00:28:39 EST (#)
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hmm.. haven't picked up the habit yet... know where i can find some?
i doubt i can get the good stuff w/o alot of hassle, so there's gotta
be some idjit out there with a decent stash and no dough... j/k
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:59:27 EST (#)
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Im on medicine, but not all of its prescribed.
Submitted by SammySnyders (user info) at 2006-01-30 17:58:29 EST (#)
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i find your post very offensive and over generalized
and also do you have any fake poo
http://captainfoamy.com
for people who like soup with their sodomy
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:01:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-28 22:11:11 (#)
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RE 16 Y/OLDS ISN'T FUNNY. IT'S SHIT. IT'S CRAP. IT'S FECES.
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I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE!
OK, ok, ok... I'm sorry. Heat of passion. You insult what I love...
but it's not that the POST itslf is funny, we know this. But we love it for what we've done with it.
I mean, me, Stevie, Confuzitron, a_reader, etc etc. We've taken that little didilly didilly ditty of a phrase, and turned it into a small Mecca.
You should review it, if only one more time.
For posterities sake, too.
No one knows how much longer it will last before being capped.
*sob*
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Wait a minute. Does this mean that I'm the only one that laughs any time he sees "what the hell man..." somewhere on this site.
DAMN YOU JAY!!!! DON'T TRIVIALIZE THE MASTERPIECE!!!!!
Submitted by yuvalset (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:49:34 EST (#)
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none, but for a dose of alcohol every few days
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-01-30 08:56:12 EST (#)
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I remember that, Acarnis, but that was scripted heat. We're talking legitimate, human interaction required heat.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-01-30 00:36:28 EST (#)
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Man, all this talk about making mary jane legal...fuck it, gimme some crack, some acid, and some crazy ass music and I will be all fine.
But no, I am not on prescription medication.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2006-01-29 19:42:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:10:11 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/54375 <--- most heat I've ever seen
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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:57:26 (#)
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I'm pretty sure http://www.ubersite.com/m/73351 topped 400 at one point, before bart killed the heat.
Listen noobs...
The record for MOST HEAT is over +1000 heat from Razor on an anti-semitic post.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/10153#95122
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-01-29 15:56:07 EST (#)
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they don't let you review the neverending thread anymore
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-01-29 15:54:01 EST (#)
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Why the fuck does this have more than 500 reviews?
I know I just wrote one of them, but seriously...
Submitted by Tyrone_Washington (user info) at 2006-01-28 22:23:23 EST (#)
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i am the blackness
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-28 22:11:11 EST (#)
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RE 16 Y/OLDS ISN'T FUNNY. IT'S SHIT. IT'S CRAP. IT'S FECES.
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I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE!
OK, ok, ok... I'm sorry. Heat of passion. You insult what I love...
but it's not that the POST itslf is funny, we know this. But we love it for what we've done with it.
I mean, me, Stevie, Confuzitron, a_reader, etc etc. We've taken that little didilly didilly ditty of a phrase, and turned it into a small Mecca.
You should review it, if only one more time.
For posterities sake, too.
No one knows how much longer it will last before being capped.
*sob*
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-01-28 17:00:37 EST (#)
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Damn! i missed all the priceless hilarity by hitting this post late!
alas
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-01-28 16:40:10 EST (#)
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Funny you should bring this up.... when I was ten years old, I was diagnosed with ADD and Depression (with a big D, not the wimpy little "depression" you feel when something goes wrong... the clinical D). I was put on a cocktail of meds, the highest legal dose of Ritalin, methylphenadate, Prozac... etc. Six years when I was seventeen... I stopped taking them.
My eyes are wide open.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-01-28 15:52:51 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-28 12:59:09 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/54375 -- fuck nerds, jocks get what they want because they earned it
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54609 -- fuck wizards, gnomes get what they want because they earned it.
best parody in the history of parody.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-28 00:52:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-27 21:42:54 (#)
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jay, Forgive me if I only use the advanced feature and don't mentally keep track of posts Bart's taken off the list because they suck.
Yeah, I'm saying it. No-one else will say it, so I'm gonna...
RE 16 Y/OLDS ISN'T FUNNY. IT'S SHIT. IT'S CRAP. IT'S FECES.
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That's part of the charm.
Hell, that's ALL of the charm.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-28 00:41:41 EST (#)
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heh - good heat there.
and for the record my drug of choice is advil (ibuprofen) about 4 or 5 times a month. nothing perscribed. <sob> I'm so weird.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-27 21:42:54 EST (#)
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jay, Forgive me if I only use the advanced feature and don't mentally keep track of posts Bart's taken off the list because they suck.
Yeah, I'm saying it. No-one else will say it, so I'm gonna...
RE 16 Y/OLDS ISN'T FUNNY. IT'S SHIT. IT'S CRAP. IT'S FECES.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-27 14:59:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:45:18 (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:33:46 (#)
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redskies - There are 20 posts with more reviews than this one.
The most reviewed post is "the neverending thread" with 2543 reviews.
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Enlightening!
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LIES! LIESLIESLIESLIESLIESLIESLIES!!!!!
Have you NOT checked out re: 16 y/olds lately?
2938 reviews bay-bee!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:10:11 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/54375 <--- most heat I've ever seen
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:09:12 EST (#)
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i eat flintstones vitamins. does that count?
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:57:26 EST (#)
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I'm pretty sure http://www.ubersite.com/m/73351 topped 400 at one point, before bart killed the heat.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:53:14 EST (#)
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highest heat EVAR?
Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:44:54 EST (#)
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I'll have to try that one day Apollo.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:00:18 EST (#)
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smashing yourself in the teeth with a hammer is more entertaining than this piece of shit post!
Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:07:55 EST (#)
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I don't even remember all of the random shit that was talked about in here. Most of the time that it more entertaining than the real post.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:06:04 EST (#)
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One more post me thinks...
Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2006-01-27 09:52:22 EST (#)
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Jebus Apollo, you are a hit and post whore on this one. When will this post die?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:45:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:33:46 (#)
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redskies - There are 20 posts with more reviews than this one.
The most reviewed post is "the neverending thread" with 2543 reviews.
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Enlightening!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:33:46 EST (#)
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redskies - There are 20 posts with more reviews than this one.
The most reviewed post is "the neverending thread" with 2543 reviews.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:09:59 EST (#)
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Most reviewed post ever?
Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-27 03:27:30 EST (#)
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http://captainfoamy.com is on crack!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-27 02:59:12 EST (#)
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homosexual orgy?
Where?
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-01-27 02:42:42 EST (#)
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I'm not on pills.
Never have been.
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:19:37 EST (#)
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They just let me out.
I was smoking too much rogaine.
I'm better now.
Anybody gots any minoxidil for sale?
Submitted by SIC (user info) at 2006-01-26 22:13:55 EST (#)
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The latinos always seem to get a kick out of me attempting to speak spanish. By the way, there is nothing wrong with your french, Anansie. I always prefered the bikers and the New Yorkers at the restauraunt myself. And when did this whole discussion turn homo?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-01-26 21:39:52 EST (#)
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Bloody poofters
While don't you all go out and get matching pretty pink tu-tus already?!
I hear they want to do an all queer performance of Swan Lake.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-26 20:35:23 EST (#)
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Well, I finally read this...
Um, I'm not on pills anymore.
I cycled for 6 months, went in to re-evaluate, and when I expected more, they cut me off, and perscribed therapy.
So now I see a shrink once every 2 weeks, and I learned a few techniques for when I get pissed or depressed.
I still yell at random things, though. I never got tired of doing that.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:13:48 EST (#)
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doesn't take much to get heated these days does it
has it ever?
I'm not on meds. I drink and do copious amounts of marijuana but hate medicine... Weee yerd.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2006-01-26 18:02:20 EST (#)
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Unless you include vitamins...I have never had a prescription and I believe that coming up with disorders to explain failure at life is a cop out.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-01-26 17:29:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-26 17:23:15 (#)
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When did this post turn into a homosexual orgy?
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I don't know. When did this website turn into a homosexual orgy?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-26 17:26:44 EST (#)
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when it was posted
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-26 17:23:15 EST (#)
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When did this post turn into a homosexual orgy?
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-26 17:17:41 EST (#)
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Caul, you're a French Canadian queerbait and no one values your opinion.
And I want to rape your sexy mouth
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-01-26 17:13:52 EST (#)
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I never assumed they were. My interactions with them have thus far been friendly. I always enjoyed waiting on foreigners because they were different from the redneck locals. Thank god the restaurant was on the interstate. My only problem with speaking french was that I was very self conscious about how retarded I sounded, though it didn't stop me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 17:08:58 EST (#)
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"they were always pretty pleased"
That's because we're not arrogant assholes who appreciate effort.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 17:07:08 EST (#)
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well fine then.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-01-26 17:05:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:53:44 (#)
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everyone gets offended if their native language is slaughtered by a bad accent."""
I don't know but if I travelled and people were nice enough to accomodate me by speaking to me in french, I would definitly not laugh in their face.
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Back when I was waiting tables I waited on a lot of French Canadians and they were always pretty pleased when I attempted to speak french to them. I know I sounded stupid, but I guess they liked the effort. Either that or it gave them a laugh. Anyway, it's certainly a lot easier to read and write a foreign language than it is to speak it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 17:02:08 EST (#)
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No thanks, I have shared them plenty of times already and it's not good for my inner peace, which believe it or not, is pretty stable.
Besides, I am responsible for about 200 reviews here so maybe it's time that I leave this alone.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:57:16 EST (#)
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no i'm one of the americans that fully expects the need to know at least a little of whatever language the country i'm going to be in speaks on a regular basis. that's why i know bits and pieces of 8 languages. i can ask very politely where things are and know like please and thank you. i'm only a cunt in english.
share the stories anyway. i laugh at stupid people too.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:53:44 EST (#)
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everyone gets offended if their native language is slaughtered by a bad accent."""
I don't know but if I travelled and people were nice enough to accomodate me by speaking to me in french, I would definitly not laugh in their face. You americans travel to other countries, you don't even bother to learn basic polite sentences and you cringe when someone dares to fumble a few words of your language when you should be speaking theirs.
I don't know about you, but in my book, that deserves a beheading because I don't think I would last one second with that attitude in the U.S.
It's better that I leave this disussion or else I'll remember all the stories about all the subhuman americans I've witnessed or heard about and I will become bersek again.
Have a good night :-)
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:52:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:09:42 (#)
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If Jesus was aborted, it would've saved us a great deal of trouble.
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Wow. Boy do I agree on this one.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:43:12 EST (#)
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hahahha. well i'll remember the courtesy and i'll even add a "je suis une stupide americaine" after the do you speak english just in case i run into you on the streets of montreal.
i do use my language properly, unless lazy, drunk, or mostly asleep. i hate ebonics, and there's a point at which a southern accent becomes stupid over sexy. everyone gets offended if their native language is slaughtered by a bad accent. you'd get offended if i up and faked canuk and you'd point and laugh and do evil caul things to me. i'll never claim to be proficient or fluent at speaking another language and i get made fun of, oh well, i expect it. that dude's accent was horrible, just ew... some foreign spoken english accents sound hot, some sound like a bad case of the shits. he just happened to be the latter. the other quebecois i met sounded kinda hot, except for the old dude.
now back to semen muffins. let's exchange recipes!
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:37:22 EST (#)
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Nope. One of the unwritten rules of growing up as a hispanic male: no medication unless you are physically ill. The other one is: no being gay.
Not sure about the instances of Paxil among the gay hispanic male population.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:36:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:25:27 (#)
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well i thought her accent was hot. according to the french i would've been mistaken. that soundbite guy was just horrible though. i mean come on, even you tried to separate yourself from that and say you don't sound like that. trying to pick a fight for the last half hour of the day?
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No. But this typicially anglophone attitude of criticizing people's accent when most of them can't even use their own language properly is one of the few things that drive me up to the wall. It's sheer arrogance. It reminds me of this group of obese american suburban bitches who asked me for directions (they didn't even asked politely "parlez vous anglais?) and started smiling in my face each time I fumbled. Fortunately I had the reflex to raise my middle finger and walk away.
And according to the french, anything not 100% french is crap. Parisians are even worse. They are a lot more like americans than us in fact...with the superiority complex and all.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:26:33 EST (#)
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yeah i guess you wouldn't need to add salt and eggs to equal the flavor and moistness in a muffin. but you'd have to have like 20 guys contribute to equal the volume. they'd be bukkake muffins.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:25:27 EST (#)
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well i thought her accent was hot. according to the french i would've been mistaken. that soundbite guy was just horrible though. i mean come on, even you tried to separate yourself from that and say you don't sound like that. trying to pick a fight for the last half hour of the day?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:23:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:22:20 (#)
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errr so why're you defending yourself to me? i was only joking, well mostly. the muffin semen really did make me wonder.
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Who the hell would make semen muffins. Though I must conceed it could replace the eggs to link the dry ingredients.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:22:20 EST (#)
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errr so why're you defending yourself to me? i was only joking, well mostly. the muffin semen really did make me wonder.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:20:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:17:24 (#)
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i've never had someone cringe or openly gawk/insult me though when i stumble through french, italian or spanish. mostly they tell me i'm better than most americans at the accent, not sure how good that really is though. i did see a french guy cringe at a french canadian girl speaking french though. and apparently one french pornstar had to tell her not to speak french because it was a turn off with her accent. being american, it's not like i could tell the difference anyway.
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I'm sorry our accent doesn't accomodate you. I mean, one's english accent really define one's worth.
How typically anglo...stfu
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:18:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:10:58 (#)
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i'm still not sure you're only playing.
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I have a girlfriend and plenty of girls I am "friend" with I can go see if I'm bored. You can think what you want, unlike most of the men here, I don't have to "impress" women on the web to feel better about myself. I'm pretty confident in my sexuality and it's hilarious to see how others are not.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:17:24 EST (#)
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i've never had someone cringe or openly gawk/insult me though when i stumble through french, italian or spanish. mostly they tell me i'm better than most americans at the accent, not sure how good that really is though. i did see a french guy cringe at a french canadian girl speaking french though. and apparently one french pornstar had to tell her not to speak french because it was a turn off with her accent. being american, it's not like i could tell the difference anyway.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:13:56 EST (#)
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By the way, even if it was my accent (it's not) it's pretty arrogant of you to say "that's just not right" or to assume that this dude is retarded. I'd like to see you speak another language. And God knows anglophones have the most ridiculous accent ever when they try to speak a latin language.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:10:58 EST (#)
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the only canadians i met were quebecois and they didn't sound that bad. i was going to start crying for the sound of your voice. i'm still not sure you're only playing.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:08:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:00:56 (#)
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you don't mention women when you talk of such things. and do you really sound like that french canadian guy you linked to in the pepi le pew thing? that's just not right. it's like something throwing up english.
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I don't mention women because I'm playing in the whole fag thing. I don't have anything to prove to anyone here...especially here.
No, that's the accent one old Montrealers has. It was just the only soundbite I could find to give a very vague example to an oblivious briton.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:00:56 EST (#)
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you don't mention women when you talk of such things. and do you really sound like that french canadian guy you linked to in the pepi le pew thing? that's just not right. it's like something throwing up english.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:58:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:41:20 (#)
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caul... you have way too many things going through your mind about the naughty dark areas of men's bodies. when you fucked your cousin, are you sure it was a she?
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Women have perineum too, silly.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:41:20 EST (#)
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caul... you have way too many things going through your mind about the naughty dark areas of men's bodies. when you fucked your cousin, are you sure it was a she?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:34:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:16:48 (#)
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jesus and st nicholas are historical figures. what you believe about them is all about perspective.
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I would believe in Jesus only if he walked up to me, shook my hand and massaged my perineum to cure me of my anal herpes outbreaks.
Until then, I'll assume he's just some jewish hack.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:33:51 EST (#)
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Well I guess you'll just burn in hell then, won't you.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:29:18 EST (#)
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teeph that was way to fundamentalist christian.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:19:17 EST (#)
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When I had a toothache... I was eating Vicodin left and right for about a month...
Does that count?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:18:33 EST (#)
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Morons.
Jesus was THE SON OF GOD, he was crucified, died, rose from the grave and is now seated at the right hand of the Father.
THAT IS A SCIENTIFIC FACT.
DEAL WITH IT.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:16:48 EST (#)
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jesus and st nicholas are historical figures. what you believe about them is all about perspective.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:13:28 EST (#)
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well yeah but that theory applies to 99% of the human population.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:13:02 EST (#)
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it's hard to abort a myth.
might as well say 'if father christmas was aborted'
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:09:42 EST (#)
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If Jesus was aborted, it would've saved us a great deal of trouble.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:49:10 EST (#)
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why do you wish abortion was illegal? does it affect you directly? has it ever affected you directly?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:32:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:29:52 (#)
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berty is the only person on planet earth who admires paddy ashdown.
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He was a marine and it was well known that in Parliamentary debates and the like, he would often threaten rogue mps with (and I quote) "I will rip your gall bladder out and fist fuck you to blue buggery if you don't vote with me - OK sunshine?"
I remember it clearly.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:32:26 EST (#)
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Beyond that, I DO wish abortion was made illegal, but only with a lazy sort of half-commitment. I'm not out there blowing up clinics or waving signs of mangled foeti at innocent little whores walking into the clinic. """
why?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:30:10 EST (#)
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holy shit inon is a woman?
i haven't been nasty enough to you, my misogynist rep will suffer.
WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK CUNT?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:28:43 EST (#)
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Electro takes Levitra and Cialis so he can keep it up for all his bitches.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:22:26 EST (#)
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i'd say no men care about it except the ones that oppose it. women do care about it because it'll always be an issue for us. even if a woman says she has no opinion, if it came time she'd definitely have a say.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:20:55 EST (#)
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yeah but electro's gonna go straight to that diet pill jack was ranting about a couple posts ago. so then he'll be in the ranks of at least pill popper if not head pill popper.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:14:50 EST (#)
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Caul - I didn't address you directly becuase at the time I wrote my reply there were 405 replies and you had not chimed in with your "me too" in regard to the desire for me to explain WHY I was against abortion.
Beyond that, I DO wish abortion was made illegal, but only with a lazy sort of half-commitment. I'm not out there blowing up clinics or waving signs of mangled foeti at innocent little whores walking into the clinic.
As for WHY I brought it up . . . now, as nicely and sweetly as I can, I DIDN'T bring it up.
I used that line because it is as applicable to the med situation as it is to the abortion one. At least in my mind. Further, to my way of thinking, taking the one side in one example and the other in the other shows a lack of ideological cohesion.
As for no one caring about the issue except for those who oppose it, tell that to Loki.
As for not understanding WHY someone would want to tell someone not to do something that doesn't concern them . . . first go back to the part where I explained my reasoning on why I personally am against it. THEN apply the question you just asked to people protesting all the innocent civilians being killed in Iraq. (PS - let's not now swerve over to Loki's pet "culture of life" thing and bitch about the war.)
IF a person thinks that the foeti are, in reality, children, then it does sort of behoove that person to think killing them is a bit shitty.
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Apollo - Who said anything about needing them to function? That's a wee bit of an overstatement, don't you think? Ah, but what am I asking, of course it is, and of course you know it.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:06:31 EST (#)
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I just realized that Electro is one of the few people here that probably doesn't take kooky medicine.
That makes him more normal than most of you freaks.
That's disturbing.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:01:43 EST (#)
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Method could, but Method is properly banned, and he is on strike until he is unbanned.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:59:57 EST (#)
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juuuuust 21 needed....... 21 little reviews.......
method could bust out some alters?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:59:14 EST (#)
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AHHHHH no more muffin semen.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:52:11 EST (#)
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hey!
<ejacualtes>TM All Rights Reserved.
What's new Berty?
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:46:55 EST (#)
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<ejaculates>
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:41:30 EST (#)
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Ah, internet love. Quite touching really.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:34:42 EST (#)
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;-O=====8 ~~
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:32:43 EST (#)
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:-O<==============================8 (Im on viagra today)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:30:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:26:22 (#)
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Caulaincourt I want to rape your face
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:-O
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:30:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:13:49 (#)
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sorry caul. stupid people always always ALWAYS insist on having the child.
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That's actually true. The stupidest people from my highschool are now populating my hometown at an alarming rate.
I saw my ex, the french version of Urbane, during the holidays and noticed she was growing what will probably be a monster inside her. I felt like bodychecking her in the belly so she could wake up at night and shit any potential descendant out of her filthy cunt.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:29:52 EST (#)
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berty is the only person on planet earth who admires paddy ashdown.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:28:10 EST (#)
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Seriously, I should get a job as a UN diplomat. I could be like my hero Paddy Ashdown.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:26:22 EST (#)
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Caulaincourt I want to rape your face
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:21:10 EST (#)
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Nobody cares about that issue except those who advocate against it. """
that is a very good point.
and only in america is it an issue.
(of the western countries anyway)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:18:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:14:28 (#)
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I think we may be putting words into teephs mouth here, i don't recall him saying he wasnts abortion made illegal only that it wouldn't bother him if it was made illegal.
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I've had that argument with him before. I'm not certain but I think he does wish it was illegal.
Why would he bring it up anyway? Nobody cares about that issue except those who advocate against it.
Maybe he'll confirm.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:14:28 EST (#)
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I think we may be putting words into teephs mouth here, i don't recall him saying he wasnts abortion made illegal only that it wouldn't bother him if it was made illegal.
correct me if i'm wrong.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:13:49 EST (#)
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sorry caul. stupid people always always ALWAYS insist on having the child.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:10:57 EST (#)
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As for why I personally am against it, that's because I don't trust science to be certain enough that the little blob of cells in my wife's belly isn't a "person" yet. And if it is a person, I don't want to kill it. At least, not before it has done something wrong. """
Finally, he says why! It's a valid point of view. Though I find it hard to understand why a person would care if others have an abortion. Don't want an abortion? Don't have one but leave the option open for those who'd rather not, and therefore SHOULD not, have children. Abortion might the only way to control the spread of stupid people.
By the way, I like how you refered to me at the third person instead of addressing me directly. Truly. I do that to sometimes. Although simple, it is quite a powerful manipulation in verbal communications. It is cowardly because it avoids direct contact but the indirect approach makes you look more arbitrary. But more importantly, it isolates the person you're referring to that now has the pressure to convince two people otherwise instead of arguing with one and having the third party watch from a neutral angle. I know it sounds like verbose but in the heat of a fast-paced litigious conversation, it can come in very handy.
I'm a nerd. :-/
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:00:24 EST (#)
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What I originally wrote was in response to the subject of the post itself - meds. I take them. I kind a like them. You're against them, even though Shandy has pointed out before the seeming disconnect between your enjoyment of illicit drugs whilst silmultaneously poo-pooing those so-called "medically necessary" head meds. """
there is no disconnect.
one is for fun, one is to enable you to function.
I like the feeling of elation a rollercoaster gives me, doesn't mean i need to live on one.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:54:41 EST (#)
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42 times less than 10%
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:53:24 EST (#)
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i've hardly reviewed on this post!
only really today.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:52:49 EST (#)
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that is of course teeph if I actually AM against head meds.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:52:37 EST (#)
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Cheater, you keep reviewing yourself in triplicate!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:52:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:41:49 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:34:19 (#)
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dammit jeannee!
i wanted that to go undetected for a while!
caul, i like mine rare and garnished with garlic and cracked pepper.
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Nice, but I expected something more british from a Roastbeef like you.
You can also slice it thin and eat it RAW in a Carpaccio...it's delicious.
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yes, foetus tartare with a raw egg on top is one of my favourite entrees.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:42:50 EST (#)
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what in the holy fuck is going on here....
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:42:21 EST (#)
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406 reviews. I hate you.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:52:15 (#)
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Teeph is against everything he doesn't/can't do.
He is against people different than him.
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:45:58 (#)
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You know something? I don't think Teeph is against Abortion at all. He's probably a protestant.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:42:38 (#)
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i still want teeph to explain WHY he is against abortion.
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I've always said that Berty was a bright chap.
Apollo, I never said that I was against abortion. (Even though I am.)
What I originally wrote was in response to the subject of the post itself - meds. I take them. I kind a like them. You're against them, even though Shandy has pointed out before the seeming disconnect between your enjoyment of illicit drugs whilst silmultaneously poo-pooing those so-called "medically necessary" head meds.
My original response was, frankly, brilliant. Short, to the point, easily recognizable and conveying exactly the idea I wanted to get through.
See, if I were a libertarian (as I sort of am, or, used to be) and I think that a person has a supreme right to their person, my choice to ingest whatever chemicals I want shouldn't be anybody's business but mine. This is where Berty is 100% right.
Then Caul pipes up, reading more into what I said than what I said and accusing me of being anti-abortion. Which I am, but wasn't doing here, only using a tried and "true" catch-phrase of that movement. (For further reading on how I tend to over-analyze what slogans say versus what they mean, see a little post itchy wrote called "Futility.")
Then, our francophilic friend attempted to say that the logical parallels between the abortion issue up and the free use of drugs were non-existant. In doing so, he also showed that his English vocabulary is larger than mine.
The attempt to show him that the two issues are the same in regard to their relationship to a person's perceived rights to govern their own body then caused a mild anneyurism and a slight nosebleed. The loss of blood then induced me to seque into examining the real-world application of the libertarian principle I had thus fur been espousing. Meaning, the theory is great and all, but the government CAN control (or at least DOES control) both the meds we can take and the surgeries we can elect to have performed.
Accepting this as a fact, (and VERY IMPORTANTLY in the absence of any moral valuation attached to either the taking of a drug or a surgery,) it seems to follow that the arbitrary (and it must be arbitrary if we admit no moral valuation to the choices of surgeries we allow to be performed, because assisted suicide, organ harvesting, etc., have been made illegal - to allow these to be justified on moral grounds would open the door to the justification of OTHER prohibitions on moral grounds) choice to outlaw one procedure or medication is as valid as the choice to outlaw any other.
Which more or less leads to the conclusion that IF abortion were ever made illegal, I would have to respond, "Yeah, so? So are lots of things." It's kind of an "all or nothing" argument, but hey, that's libertarian objectivism for ya.
As for why I personally am against it, that's because I don't trust science to be certain enough that the little blob of cells in my wife's belly isn't a "person" yet. And if it is a person, I don't want to kill it. At least, not before it has done something wrong.
Now I have to go back to work, damn you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:41:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:34:19 (#)
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dammit jeannee!
i wanted that to go undetected for a while!
caul, i like mine rare and garnished with garlic and cracked pepper.
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Nice, but I expected something more british from a Roastbeef like you.
You can also slice it thin and eat it RAW in a Carpaccio...it's delicious.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:35:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:33:36 (#)
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Re: abortion
Who are you to decide what constitutes a person? Babies are people, and as such have a right to life. You don't need to be a religious idiot to think killing babies is wrong. You DO need to be a sub moron to think killing babies is Ok because it's the "woman's choice" to end her child's life. ""
okay, the slitty eyed fat faced downs syndrome spastic has come out to play!
WHY IS IT WRONG EXPLAIN WHAT 'WRONG' MEANS TO YOU.
Jesus, can I be any clearer to this moron?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:34:19 EST (#)
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dammit jeannee!
i wanted that to go undetected for a while!
caul, i like mine rare and garnished with garlic and cracked pepper.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:33:36 EST (#)
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Re: abortion
Who are you to decide what constitutes a person? Babies are people, and as such have a right to life. You don't need to be a religious idiot to think killing babies is wrong. You DO need to be a sub moron to think killing babies is Ok because it's the "woman's choice" to end her child's life.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:25:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:52:15 (#)
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Teeph is against everything he doesn't/can't do.
He is against people different than him.
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The irony of this review on this post is awesome. Well played apollo.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:17:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:42:38 (#)
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i still want teeph to explain WHY he is against abortion.
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Me too! I wonder if it's about Jesus or if it's a personal outrage, like those people who weep for the kittens and puppies that the Chinks cook.
Speaking of cookery, I like my fetus cooked rare with some tartar and marinade. How about you?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:14:04 EST (#)
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pah! 5-10 years i will be running this motherfucker.
Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:01:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:58:17 (#)
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Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:53:53 (#)
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You need a topic to debate? http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/01/24/hill.execution.ap/
Do you think it was stupid for the Supreme Court to grant a stay of execution because the lethal injection might cause pain?
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They should make them fight each other for the nations amusement. Better than that, they could ritually sacrifice them to their God.
5-10 years America will have political prisoners again and Apollo will be 'vaporised'.
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Think of how much money Don King would make off of that.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:58:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:53:53 (#)
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You need a topic to debate? http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/01/24/hill.execution.ap/
Do you think it was stupid for the Supreme Court to grant a stay of execution because the lethal injection might cause pain?
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They should make them fight each other for the nations amusement. Better than that, they could ritually sacrifice them to their God.
5-10 years America will have political prisoners again and Apollo will be 'vaporised'.
Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:53:53 EST (#)
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You need a topic to debate? http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/01/24/hill.execution.ap/
Do you think it was stupid for the Supreme Court to grant a stay of execution because the lethal injection might cause pain?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:52:15 EST (#)
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Teeph is against everything he doesn't/can't do.
He is against people different than him.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:45:58 EST (#)
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You know something? I don't think Teeph is against Abortion at all. He's probably a protestant.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:44:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 08:36:22 (#)
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ANYWAY - my point was that this would result in a mutant hybrid child with a giant head and one leg. And this beast would dominate the Heat chart for all time.
Apollo - you don't really suffer from giganticism like Sol Campbell.
Tiger - I'm not suggesting you really breed with a Scouser."""
HEY!
I HEARD THAT!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:42:38 EST (#)
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i still want teeph to explain WHY he is against abortion.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:40:47 EST (#)
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the 400 is within reach!
Can the 457 of aj's post be topped?
Can I lure someone into a pointless argument?
Keep tooned viewers!
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:35:07 EST (#)
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And little plastic figurines, no doubt.
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Nah. Just books, dirty gym clothes, and water bottle. Pretty boring.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:33:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:04:22 (#)
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FUCKING DOES NOT EQUAL SHACKED UP.
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Yeah but you luurrvve her don't you. """
shut up berty I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!
<runs upstairs, slams door, touches budding breasts whilst listenting to Rick Astley and kissing his picture from Smash Hits>
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:30:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:22:19 (#)
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Anyway, no head pills....ginseng, multi-vitamin, and creatine. "Better living through chemistry" indeed...one of my favorite sayings. I've had to keep pills in a baggie, 'cause they were taking too much space in my bag in their bottles. Caffeine pills, T3s, ibuprofen, Cold and Flu, etc....
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And little plastic figurines, no doubt.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:22:19 EST (#)
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Anyway, no head pills....ginseng, multi-vitamin, and creatine. "Better living through chemistry" indeed...one of my favorite sayings. I've had to keep pills in a baggie, 'cause they were taking too much space in my bag in their bottles. Caffeine pills, T3s, ibuprofen, Cold and Flu, etc....
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:19:11 EST (#)
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There's a guy in Mtl who wrote a sex columnist the following:
"Dear Sasha: My girl loves to drink my cum, and so I'm planning to surprise her with a whole glass of it. I have two questions for you. How can I make my loads more generous, how can I store cum in a glass, and should I refrigerate or freeze it? "
I find that pretty disturbing.
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C'est rien, ca....I read this one in the Eye here in TO., about this gay guy who would check the urinals in the mens room for pubes he could put in his mouth while he jerks off. THATS fucking disturbing. He goes on to ask if this is normal, and whether there are groups of like-minded individuals out there.
Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:42:43 EST (#)
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I can't say that I am on any psych meds, but I just got my prescription filled for Oxycontin.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:27:37 EST (#)
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lol I cant even remember writing that
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:10:29 EST (#)
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I'm not on brain medication. I'm totally sane and have been clear of anti depressants for nearly 2 years now.
I'm on thyroxine, preggie vitamines and at the moment I'm on penicillin for a chest, throat and ear infection.
I'm a snot filled bag of baby.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:08:30 EST (#)
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Im on 11 pills a day but theyre for keeping me alive rather than keeping me sane in the membrane
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:04:22 EST (#)
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FUCKING DOES NOT EQUAL SHACKED UP.
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Yeah but you luurrvve her don't you.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:59:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-01-25 20:16:02 (#)
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caul... call me an uber voyeur but didnt you start a new job ? fookin french work ethic. - CONTRADICTION IN TERMS
teeph... pompous prick - NEWSFLASH!
apollo... i heard you shacked up with a seppo, you sad cunt - FUCKING DOES NOT EQUAL SHACKED UP.
holly... shut the fuck up and show us the bottom half or your face - YEAH
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:58:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-25 19:20:58 (#)
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What are you, some puffed up tech support type right.
Fetch me a coffee lardo. ""
yep that's me!
it's hard to survive on $20,000 per year.
:-(
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:36:32 EST (#)
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caul.... you're gross.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-26 08:40:58 EST (#)
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Good stuff. Although I was confused by Teeph's 'My Body, my choice' argument. It just kind of reinforced the pro-choice reasoning.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 08:36:22 EST (#)
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ANYWAY - my point was that this would result in a mutant hybrid child with a giant head and one leg. And this beast would dominate the Heat chart for all time.
Apollo - you don't really suffer from giganticism like Sol Campbell.
Tiger - I'm not suggesting you really breed with a Scouser.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 08:33:46 EST (#)
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Apollo and Tiger Lilly should do a combined post. Something controversial. You know - Marmite vs Vegemite or similar.
Actually - that's pretty good nicknaming there. Either loved or hated it seems.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-26 08:27:45 EST (#)
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251 heat. I think that's a record of some sort.
Even though this has become one of those chat-room posts that is constantly bitched about.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-01-26 08:18:22 EST (#)
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I am heavily medicated. But that won't stop me from beating your fucking ass!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 04:28:40 EST (#)
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This post is a bit of a monster. Red has not used pills nor needed them. I am annoyingly stable and well adjusted.
Well, certainly I've never needed pills.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-26 03:57:21 EST (#)
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Doin' my bit for fo' oh oh.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:40:37 EST (#)
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not I.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:28:45 EST (#)
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Better living through chemistry.
Except for my vitamin supplements, nothing. Well, except ephedra (again), which isn't so much a head pill but a jab to the adrenaline system.
Psychotropic meds are great things for chemical imbalances in the brain like schizophrenia.
But if you just have the blues or are a little anxious, just deal with it. Don't use medication as a crutch.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:17:52 EST (#)
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tiger is going urbane slowly but surely: http://www.ubersite.com/m/82911
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-01-26 00:24:55 EST (#)
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Right now I'm on mind-numbing uberfights in other threads.
It might as well be depressants.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2006-01-26 00:11:37 EST (#)
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i've just stumbled onto this thread just now, and learned something... insanethemind died? did i miss the memo? what happened?
He once tried to convince me to go to South America with him.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:45:47 EST (#)
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Don't talk about me like I'm not here, munkey....
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:40:00 EST (#)
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I don't take any Rx's, but I do slaughter midgets every second Tuesday of the month. Ok, that's not completely true. I take a contraceptive pill.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-25 22:31:00 EST (#)
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i think some people around here take suck pills.
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2006-01-25 21:30:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:59:20 (#)
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ALL whisky is a british derived same as all wine regardless of origin is greek/italian derived it is where it was invented.
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Wrong, i'm afraid, Apollo.
Whiskey comes from IRELAND - not 'Britain'. Monks took up the distilling technique to make it, from a Moorish approach to making perfume, though originally the first recorded Brandy was made by Arnaldus de Villa Nova, a swiss alchemist, who adopted the name 'alcohol' as a corruption of the Arabic word 'AL-KOH'L'.
bottom line - Whiskey is Irish, that's where the 'ey' comes from, when it's spelt correclty, and we're not giving up our heritage to the damn Brits! they already stole everything else, and they're not getting this.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 21:08:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-01-25 21:05:49 (#)
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Caul, just keep in mind that the fat Americans can ALL kick your skinny fag ass.
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I'm no skinny. And fat doesn't mean strong.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-01-25 21:05:49 EST (#)
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I READ ABOUT drugs back in the 60s, but I never did them. You hear that, Bush?
Caul, just keep in mind that the fat Americans can ALL kick your skinny fag ass.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-25 21:00:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 18:05:15 (#)
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"All that she wants, is another abortion
All that she wants, is another abortion
It's gone tommorow boy"
Ace of Base is fucking great, nostalgy wise. I've been downloading it all afternoon.
"She's going to get jä!"
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holy shit this made me laugh so hard.
i am now picturing caul in a blonde wig boppin around his room to ace of base
shirtless
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 20:49:46 EST (#)
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There's a guy in Mtl who wrote a sex columnist the following:
"Dear Sasha: My girl loves to drink my cum, and so I'm planning to surprise her with a whole glass of it. I have two questions for you. How can I make my loads more generous, how can I store cum in a glass, and should I refrigerate or freeze it? "
I find that pretty disturbing.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-25 20:38:12 EST (#)
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well congrats on making me puke a little. even i don't do that and i'm a girl and we're supposed to handle semen and make baked goods.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 20:36:54 EST (#)
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I spit it back in a glass. I make muffins with semen.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-25 20:35:11 EST (#)
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did you spit or swallow caul?
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-25 20:31:57 EST (#)
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<ejaculates>
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-25 20:31:30 EST (#)
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yeah i think your bicurious days are over. you're both fags now.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 20:29:56 EST (#)
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:-O=8
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-25 20:29:05 EST (#)
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:-O<=====8
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-25 20:27:12 EST (#)
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there's only so much gay we can take from you caul. hold off for a day.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 20:25:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-25 20:24:33 (#)
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Caul, I want to rape your mouth
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:-O
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-25 20:24:33 EST (#)
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Caul, I want to rape your mouth
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 20:23:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-01-25 20:16:02 (#)
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caul... call me an uber voyeur but didnt you start a new job ? fookin french work ethic.
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:-D
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-25 20:22:10 EST (#)
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almost sorry i missed that fight. someone wanna break it down for me? three sentences per opponent. and.... GO.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-01-25 20:16:02 EST (#)
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caul... call me an uber voyeur but didnt you start a new job ? fookin french work ethic.
teeph... pompous prick
apollo... i heard you shacked up with a seppo, you sad cunt
holly... shut the fuck up and show us the bottom half or your face
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-25 20:06:58 EST (#)
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=) you're such a cunt.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 20:01:35 EST (#)
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wearisome
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-25 19:58:54 EST (#)
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Your hairstyle gives the same indication, let's hang out and play nintendo.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 19:39:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-25 19:20:58 (#)
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What are you, some puffed up tech support type right.
Fetch me a coffee lardo.
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Your staunch beliefs in conspiracy theories indicate that you're no more than 16 years old.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-01-25 19:37:05 EST (#)
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Teeph-
So much anger from one so pure. I can see how you might think that telling me to suck cock would refute my point, what with you so supposed to be the kind, peaceful, understanding one. I know you're not Jesus, but you should be trying to be, right? Or are you really just a Christian for the controversy?
Sure, jokes aren't bad per se, but I'm pretty sure being racist is. Don't try and tell me that being racist is OK, because somehow I can't imagine Jesus standing on a small hill and telling Roman jokes to his followers.
But really, if you actually believe I'm an asshole, tell me why. If you prove me wrong, if you prove you're a Christian for the right reasons, I'll admit it. I'll be only too glad to appreciate the fact that there is a good Christian in the world.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-25 19:20:58 EST (#)
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What are you, some puffed up tech support type right.
Fetch me a coffee lardo.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 19:19:00 EST (#)
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silly smack fuck.
you really are stupid aren't you?
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-25 19:16:59 EST (#)
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Killing unborn babies is "wrong", what a novel idea.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 19:09:11 EST (#)
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that is a VERY GOOD POINT.
WHY are people against abortion?
THank you Caul, I may just steal that.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 19:05:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-25 18:58:02 (#)
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What do you care, Caul?!
Apparently, neither of these things directly affect you.
So, maybe, you should mind your own business.
Then again, if you did that, you'd have nothing to talk about.
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I care because the first is the subject of the post, and people with none-syndrome are rampant. And the second was brought up by Teeph.
Anything else?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 19:02:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-25 18:24:50 (#)
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Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-01-25 17:40:47 (#)
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"because they can take my Canadian and French jokes when they take them from my cold, dead hands"
So much for Forgiveness, Every Man Is Equal and Love Thy Neighbour, huh? If you're gonna follow the bible, you might want to try it ALL instead of playing pick and mix with the issues you can argue over.
If I'm not mistaken -and I'm not- Christianity's strongest virtue is rising above demeaning arguments and forgiving those who don't understand your beliefs. Being a Christian is harder than just shouting at people who oppose you. You wanna call yourself a Christian? Then EARN the title.
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Dearest Seb -
Please eat a dick at your soonest possible convenience.
See that word "jokes" in that line of mine you quoted. Humor is not banned by my religion. THANKS FOR PLAYING THOUGH.
By the way, that part where I told you to eat a dick two lines up? That was a joke too. HA HA, GOD BLESS YOU, SON!!!
Seriously though, you are a complete asshole.
But that doens't mean I don't love you.
Come here. Give us a hug, dipshit.
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So war is also accepted in your religion? Because you are pro-war, aren't you?
Religion is only an excuse for people who don't like to question themselves.
"I'M OBSESE, I HATE BROWN PEOPLE AND I'M AN AVID CONSUMER BUT IF I LEAF THROUGH SOME PART OF THE BIBLE, JESUS LOVES ME!!! YAY!"
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-25 18:58:02 EST (#)
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What do you care, Caul?!
Apparently, neither of these things directly affect you.
So, maybe, you should mind your own business.
Then again, if you did that, you'd have nothing to talk about.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 18:56:05 EST (#)
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holly - take medication beacuse of some bullshit, I don't give a shit. Have an abortion because you were too dumb to use contraception, I don't care either.
In both case, I'll think you're idiot and that'll be the of it.
My problem is with people like Teephphphah who wants to outlaw widely common practices because he doesn't want Jesus to be aborted when he makes his second coming.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-25 18:48:26 EST (#)
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Fine, I meant that he thinks some PERSONAL choices are okay, but others a to be repetitiously referenced in a negative way.
At the end of the day, if he thinks one should be a personal choice, so should the other.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 18:48:09 EST (#)
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Teephahph - honestly I am extremly bored with this and your reply was kinda of shooting in all directions with lots of UPPER CASE words. Maybe it's your ADD but I had trouble following you.
Two sentences did catch my attention: 1. "But the way I see it, there is no LOGICAL reason it can't be banned." 2. "For example, abortion. Why can't that be outlawed?"
You really seem to have a problem with this issue. The real question should be, why do you want to outlaw it?
Abortion is a widely accepted practice just about everywhere and it's only opponents are a few loud angry Christians who would like to stop the planet from spinning.
You go around and try to discredit others with your sketchy arguments, how about you explain us why we should outlaw it in the first place, why your position is the right one?
I'm guessing you have no LOGICAL answer to that one except your personal religous and/or sentimental outrage.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-01-25 18:45:09 EST (#)
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Fucking jimminy Christ. Who turned up the gay in here?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 18:43:18 EST (#)
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two completely different issues.
abortion is only wrong when considered against a religious point of view, abortion is no different to having a wank.
that destroys cells too you know.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-01-25 18:42:33 EST (#)
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Have another review. For some reason I want this to get to 400.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-25 18:40:53 EST (#)
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Actually, Caul....I'd like to know this, too.
How can you be so against people who take medication....call them weak willed and all that....
Then, not think there is anything wrong with abortion?
What is the difference? Are people who get knocked up not "weak willed"? Could they not have made other decisions? Did they not make a choice to be in the position to have an abortion?
I mean, by your estimation, most people weren't born with mental disorders, but choose to get medicated and that's WRONG.
News flash... people weren't born pregnant, either. But, of course, abortion is okay.
Now, I'm not interested in arguing the validity of either of those things, but I would like to say that you are a Grade A hypocrite.
Abortion and medication are not the same, but in the MOST BASIC WAYS you contradict yourself.
Submitted by kimberly (user info) at 2006-01-25 18:39:15 EST (#)
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i don't take pills.
there is definitely something wrong with it.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-25 18:33:20 EST (#)
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good call on the Ace of Base, reminds me of school discos.
another great one - 'push the feeling on' by nightcrawlers. I defy anyone to decipher the lyrics.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-01-25 18:29:50 EST (#)
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I'm supposed to take ADD meds, but I don't. Mostly because I feel crazier on them than off...
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-25 18:24:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-01-25 17:40:47 (#)
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"because they can take my Canadian and French jokes when they take them from my cold, dead hands"
So much for Forgiveness, Every Man Is Equal and Love Thy Neighbour, huh? If you're gonna follow the bible, you might want to try it ALL instead of playing pick and mix with the issues you can argue over.
If I'm not mistaken -and I'm not- Christianity's strongest virtue is rising above demeaning arguments and forgiving those who don't understand your beliefs. Being a Christian is harder than just shouting at people who oppose you. You wanna call yourself a Christian? Then EARN the title.
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Dearest Seb -
Please eat a dick at your soonest possible convenience.
See that word "jokes" in that line of mine you quoted. Humor is not banned by my religion. THANKS FOR PLAYING THOUGH.
By the way, that part where I told you to eat a dick two lines up? That was a joke too. HA HA, GOD BLESS YOU, SON!!!
Seriously though, you are a complete asshole.
But that doens't mean I don't love you.
Come here. Give us a hug, dipshit.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-25 18:20:23 EST (#)
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I hereby claim that Jesus and Osama Bin Laden are the same. Both sport a beard, they both speak in the name of God, they are both considered a nuisance by authorities and they are both wanted. If we follow your statement "Actually, logical parallels essentially DO mean that it is an equation", my claim is therefore true. You've been praying for the terrorists, how could you?
OK, that was a bit of a stretch but I kinda expected you to understand my example with apples and oranges. Alas, the Lord had other plans.
- I understand both of your examples, but in each case you are trying to say that I've said something I haven't.
I am not saying "drugs and abortion are the same thing." I'm examining the logical consequences of taking the statement "My body, my choice" (or at least the philosophical underpinnings of it) as true. There IS a rather substantive difference.
If we were going to use this technique for the apples and oranges theory, maybe we'd assert that "all fruits are round" and then test that. If we were looking at the Jesus and Osama thing, maybe we'd say that "middle-eastern men between the ages of 14 and 40 tend to stir up trouble" and test that.
This is why your attempt to muddy the waters by throwing the words "moral" or "medical" into the equation is inappropriate. In this examination, I don't care about WHY the government attempts to control the woman's actions, only that it does and what that means about the truth of the theory we are examining.
I'm looking for consistency here. If something is true, it must be true all the time. So, if, for WHATEVER reason, the rule fails in one situation, it is NOT true.
What I was pointing out was that, IGNORING MORAL ISSUES, if you want to be LOGICALLY consistant, based on the the theory that a person owns their own body and is therefore able to determine what happens to it, sticking a vial of herion in your arm is the same as hiring some dude to stick a vacuum cleaner up your girly parts. (And keep in mind, I'm a Libertarian at heart.)
HOWEVER, (lest you accuse me of further sophism) the point you were supposed to see (and no doubt have) is that SOMEHOW it has been determined that the State has a legitimate interest in protecting you from yourself, and thus CAN tell you what drugs you CAN and CANNOT put in your body.
FACT: The government can override your right to manage your body with regard to what drugs you take.
IF this is true, then HOW exactly is the State protecting you from a medical procedure any different? Again, IGNORING morality. Don't even think about abortion here, think about selling kidneys, an entirely elective, and (mostly) non-fatal procedure. Or maybe even think of the lesser regulation that goes along with tattoos or piercings.
FACT: The government can even override your right to manage your body with regard to what surgical procedures you elect to have done.
No "morality" to it so far, so let's keep ignoring morality. What says the government can't decide to ban some other random procedure? (It's important that you don't lose focus here, IGNORE the morality, IGNORE the reason behind this hypothetical ban!) For example, abortion. Why can't that be outlawed?
What is the characteristic that differentiates THAT one from a tattoo?
See, I agree that it has become a "morality" issue, but it goes both ways. Most people are UNABLE do divorce themselves from the position they hold on it. But the way I see it, there is no LOGICAL reason it can't be banned. It's just another medical procedure.
But somehow it's become something holy.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 18:19:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2006-01-25 18:00:10 (#)
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Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:31:31 (#)
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Wonder why people think murdering uborn babies is "progress" or about "women's choice".
Vote for me.
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This is fun!
Can you murder somthing that has no mind?
Who shall we murder to test the theory? """
Electro.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-25 18:12:16 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/59735
You'll be hard-pressed to top 457.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 18:05:15 EST (#)
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"All that she wants, is another abortion
All that she wants, is another abortion
It's gone tommorow boy"
Ace of Base is fucking great, nostalgy wise. I've been downloading it all afternoon.
"She's going to get jä!"
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2006-01-25 18:00:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:31:31 (#)
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Wonder why people think murdering uborn babies is "progress" or about "women's choice".
Vote for me.
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This is fun!
Can you murder somthing that has no mind?
Who shall we murder to test the theory?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 17:44:41 EST (#)
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could the rarely seen 400 be a possibility?
Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2006-01-25 17:42:47 EST (#)
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Well, alcohol is both a chemical and an ingredient in many medicinal thingys.
And I technically prescribe it to myself...
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-01-25 17:40:47 EST (#)
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"because they can take my Canadian and French jokes when they take them from my cold, dead hands"
So much for Forgiveness, Every Man Is Equal and Love Thy Neighbour, huh? If you're gonna follow the bible, you might want to try it ALL instead of playing pick and mix with the issues you can argue over.
If I'm not mistaken -and I'm not- Christianity's strongest virtue is rising above demeaning arguments and forgiving those who don't understand your beliefs. Being a Christian is harder than just shouting at people who oppose you. You wanna call yourself a Christian? Then EARN the title.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 17:19:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:52:04 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:39:00 (#)
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Logical parallels doesn't mean it's an equation. That's where I'm dissing you. I'm pretty sure I can make correlations between apples and oranges. They are both spherical fruits. Doesn't mean I can compare them as equal. You ignored the source of both issues and drawed a simplistic parallel between the two to fit your conservative fulminations on abortion.
You make fun of me for being Canadian and a francophone, I'll make fun of your faith. Though I am not responsible for my origins while you consciously chose to be a religious person, which makes you even more eligible for scorn.
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Actually, logical parallels essentially DO mean that it is an equation. At least in every material aspect.
I ignored the source of both issues? How exactly did I do that? What is the "source" of these issues? I'm bracing for a "the source is people like YOU" response, but I'd really love to hear what you've got there.
And my parallel may have been simplistic, but you are either too intelligent to bother poking holes in it (unless that comment about the "source" of the issue was supposed to do that) or just can't.
As for the making fun of you for being Canadian and French. You're right. I do that. Please continue to go ahead and make fun of me for being a Christian, because they can take my Canadian and French jokes when they take them from my cold, dead hands.
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<the soupire>
I hereby claim that Jesus and Osama Bin Laden are the same. Both sport a beard, they both speak in the name of God, they are both considered a nuisance by authorities and they are both wanted. If we follow your statement "Actually, logical parallels essentially DO mean that it is an equation", my claim is therefore true. You've been praying for the terrorists, how could you?
OK, that was a bit of a stretch but I kinda expected you to understand my example with apples and oranges. Alas, the Lord had other plans.
Abortion is a morality issue. Much like homosexuality or the death penalty. Drugs are a medical issue. Like cigarettes.
They are complety different problems, in definition and even in context. Yet you speak as if they were the same debate. Might as well have one huge world conference where we'll make bizarre equivalences between every single issue, take one decision and forever live in harmony.
In conclusion:
Meaning of SOPHISM
Pronunciation: 'sâfizum
Definition: [n] a deliberately invalid argument displaying ingenuity in reasoning in the hope of deceiving someone
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:52:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:39:00 (#)
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Logical parallels doesn't mean it's an equation. That's where I'm dissing you. I'm pretty sure I can make correlations between apples and oranges. They are both spherical fruits. Doesn't mean I can compare them as equal. You ignored the source of both issues and drawed a simplistic parallel between the two to fit your conservative fulminations on abortion.
You make fun of me for being Canadian and a francophone, I'll make fun of your faith. Though I am not responsible for my origins while you consciously chose to be a religious person, which makes you even more eligible for scorn.
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Actually, logical parallels essentially DO mean that it is an equation. At least in every material aspect.
I ignored the source of both issues? How exactly did I do that? What is the "source" of these issues? I'm bracing for a "the source is people like YOU" response, but I'd really love to hear what you've got there.
And my parallel may have been simplistic, but you are either too intelligent to bother poking holes in it (unless that comment about the "source" of the issue was supposed to do that) or just can't.
As for the making fun of you for being Canadian and French. You're right. I do that. Please continue to go ahead and make fun of me for being a Christian, because they can take my Canadian and French jokes when they take them from my cold, dead hands.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:47:52 EST (#)
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FIGHT FIGHT
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:44:29 EST (#)
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oooooooh!
this is gooooood.
i like how teeph flipped it so it's CAUL being part of the TOUCHY FEELY NICE TO EACH OTHER GROUP.
Then caul's latest comeback highlighting teephs semantical approach to debate.
this, i like.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:39:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:25:10 (#)
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"talking semantics" and coming to "some conclusion that looks more like a sophism than anything else"
What can I say? It's what I do.
Listen, your speech about evolution and all that was really lovely and, hell, you have Tiger Lilly's support, so, you know, you've got that going for you. Congratulations. I'm sure you two will be very happy together.
I could point out that all you did was try to change the subject, or barring that I could take up the thread of current political (read: conservative) trends and go that way, but the thing is, all I was saying was that, there ARE logical paralels.
Make fun of me all you like for being a Christian or for whatever other reason you can think of. Assume I'm stupid because of it. But please, don't dis my logical abilities.
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Logical parallels doesn't mean it's an equation. That's where I'm dissing you. I'm pretty sure I can make correlations between apples and oranges. They are both spherical fruits. Doesn't mean I can compare them as equal. You ignored the source of both issues and drawed a simplistic parallel between the two to fit your conservative fulminations on abortion.
You make fun of me for being Canadian and a francophone, I'll make fun of your faith. Though I am not responsible for my origins while you consciously chose to be a religious person, which makes you even more eligible for scorn.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:31:31 EST (#)
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Wonder why people think murdering uborn babies is "progress" or about "women's choice".
Vote for me.
Submitted by sandimus (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:28:23 EST (#)
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my head pills come in a smokeable form....mary jane. So fuck you
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:25:10 EST (#)
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"talking semantics" and coming to "some conclusion that looks more like a sophism than anything else"
What can I say? It's what I do.
Listen, your speech about evolution and all that was really lovely and, hell, you have Tiger Lilly's support, so, you know, you've got that going for you. Congratulations. I'm sure you two will be very happy together.
I could point out that all you did was try to change the subject, or barring that I could take up the thread of current political (read: conservative) trends and go that way, but the thing is, all I was saying was that, there ARE logical paralels.
Make fun of me all you like for being a Christian or for whatever other reason you can think of. Assume I'm stupid because of it. But please, don't dis my logical abilities.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:24:00 EST (#)
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I have a headache... anyone have any Excedrin?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:10:59 EST (#)
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I just popped some Ripped Fuel.
Time for the gym.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:57:16 EST (#)
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WOW Caul. I agree with you for once. Very well said.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:54:10 EST (#)
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HAHA poor Apollo, still can't score any weed in Houston.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:52:33 EST (#)
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teephaphph - you're talking semantics...decorticating a mere slogan "my body, my choice" to end up with some conclusion that looks more like a sophism than anything else.
The fact is, you either evolve or you don't.
Centuries ago, slavery was normal and it would've been an outrage to grant blacks civil rights. Now the situation is completly reversed. Surely, regressive backward intolerant people (probably your grand daddy) tried to stop it but in the end, the mass makes morality, decides what's normal...not your fucking Bible..
Most people usually pick their fights they can win. But a small group will always scream hard and butt their head against the inevitable change.
With the ever increasing sexual activity and plummeting family values, abortion is certainly here to stay. With the increase of homosexuality, gay marriage will eventually be accepted. Some day, the U.S. might have language issues with bazillions of latinos, people will have to adapt.
In a century or so, all these things will seem normal and most people will have move on to completly unreal issues (could you have imagined a movie about gay cowboys in the 40's?)
You can kick and scream, write ten thousand pages arguments on "my body, my choice", it's not gonna change anything. Welcome to evolution.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:43:26 EST (#)
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I don't mind you necking pills for the sake of your mental health if you don't judge me for tuggin on my crack pipe for the sake of me being able to bum the shit out of your doberman pinscher and feeling no way about it.
Some of these responses are priceless.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:38:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You stuff yourself with hormones everytime you load your chops with moo burgers, chicky-swizzles or whatever the fuck it is people eat these days. The female contraceptive pill protects against cervical cancer (has a tiny elevated risk of breast cancer) and you can forcibly give it to idiot 12 year old girls like we do here, in England. We're having a chav cull and everyone is invited!!!!
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that's why that stuff is best avoided. the chicky swizzles and moo burgers, i mean. i don't know about your country but in the us, the meat supply is way tainted with hormones and antibiotics.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:22:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:01:24 (#)
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YOU MINUS TWO'D ME IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE GAY AND I HAVE SAVED AN AIM CONVERSATION ABOUT YOU ISN'T IT?????!!!! """
I wish she'd post that thing. I would get lapidated and I'll probably feel not to good about myself for a while but I'm ready to sacrifice myself so that Uber regains its splendor.
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Oh Caul sweetie pie. You really shouldn't believe everything you read now should you? And even if I did have it I would never do that you. After all I care deeply for you and would never want to tarnish your reputation. Besides you know me. All love and whatnot. But that conversation that we had months ago was fair game. Especially since you dug up the very 'original' one-leg comments.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:20:35 EST (#)
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le sigh.
I hate having to hold peoples' hands.
Caul. Let's take a certain premis as true. For illustrative purposes, we'll use the concept hidden behind the phrase "My body, my choice," which is, "I own my body, therefore I should be the sole arbiter of what happens to it."
We'll call that our Maxim.
If our Maxim is true, then it must be true however it is applied. Because if there is an instance where it is not true, that negates the quality "true" and makes the maxim false. Do you follow so far?
Okay. Good. Moving on. Let's try a few fact patters to see how our Maxim works.
A woman becomes pregnant, but does not want to carry the infant to term. How does the maxim apply?
Well, there are surgical procedures which will allow her to rid her body of the unwanted infestation. Will utilizing those procedures violate our maxim?
If she owns her body and is therefore the sole arbiter of how it should be used, her decision to terminate the pregnancy would not violate the maxim (barring outide factors such as the presence of another being).
Let's try another example, shall we?
A woman is aware of a chemical concoction which will make her feel some way that she feels to be desirable. She would like to injest this chemical (whether for recreational or theraputic reasons is irrellevant if the maxim is to hold true). Will injesting this chemical violate the maxim?
Not if she owns her body is the sole arbiter of how it should be used.
But what happens if we add OUTSIDE factors to our fact patterns?
Imagine in example #1 that the Government establishes a rule making it illegal for certain medical procedures to be performed. Imagine that the termination of pregnancy in example #1 is one such procedure. How does this effect the maxim? Does the woman still own her body and is she still the sole arbiter of how it should be used? If not, should the change in ownership or control of her body be permitted?
Now imagine in example #2 the the Government establishes a rule making it illegal for certain chemicals to be injested. Imagine that the chemical concoction that the woman wishes to injest is one such chemical. How does this effect the maxim? Does the woman still own her body and is she still the sole arbiter of how it should be used? If not, should the change in ownership or control of her body be permitted?
Hint: If you get different answers for example #1 and example #2, the maxim is not true. Also, if you allow government control in both situations, the maxim is not true as written because it is subject to limitation.
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:15:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:46:42 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:40:19 (#)
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Of course there's nothing wrong with birth control.
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i beg to differ, caul-- but at least it's better than the alternative of unwanted births.
i think putting fake female hormones in the body is just wrong!!! and really bad for you, and I think eventually the truth about them is going to come out.
however i guess it's the only option for some people.
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You stuff yourself with hormones everytime you load your chops with moo burgers, chicky-swizzles or whatever the fuck it is people eat these days. The female contraceptive pill protects against cervical cancer (has a tiny elevated risk of breast cancer) and you can forcibly give it to idiot 12 year old girls like we do here, in England. We're having a chav cull and everyone is invited!!!!
YEEEHHAAAWWW!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:13:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the three hundred is up.
not bad even if I do say so myself.
Nice work chaps.
Sucking in 'tards like smack fuck is so fucking easy it's funny.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:08:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's funny to see the Americans' perception of other countries. They think everybody outside of their border lives under communist oppression because our respective systems differs from theirs. That they are the only one to enjoy freedom yet they live in the most backward regressive society of the G8.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:04:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:55:33 (#)
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Why don'tcha try getting Adderall XR in Canada. Go on. Try.
>> I don't know what this is.
You live in a fucking police state.
>> Says an American. Watch what you say the next time you have phonesex with your wife, someone at the NSA might be jerking off.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:03:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:55:33 (#)
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Why don'tcha try getting Adderall XR in Canada. Go on. Try.
You live in a fucking police state.
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Well they did kill a hippy once. Or was that New Zealand?
I always get those 'they all look alike' countries mixed up
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:00:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:53:47 (#)
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"while nobody is ever gonna stop you from ingesting pills for no reason."
BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hi. I realize that you are Canadian, and French, and you do have my sympathy. But have you ever heard of the FDA or the DEA?
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I was obviously referring to legal drugs. Usually people laugh that hard when their argument has some substance. That was just a crappy purposeful misinterpretation.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:55:33 EST (#)
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Why don'tcha try getting Adderall XR in Canada. Go on. Try.
You live in a fucking police state.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:53:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"while nobody is ever gonna stop you from ingesting pills for no reason."
BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hi. I realize that you are Canadian, and French, and you do have my sympathy. But have you ever heard of the FDA or the DEA? I'm sure there is a Canadian equivilant.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:49:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:46:42 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:40:19 (#)
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Of course there's nothing wrong with birth control.
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i think putting fake female hormones in the body is just wrong!!!
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I don't know but they do give girls huge fucking boobs! :-D
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:48:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:39:58 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:30:51 (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:26:27 (#)
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MY BODY, MY CHOICE!!!!
DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING JUDGE ME!!!
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I love how Teeph compares everything with abortion.
Religion ampers logical reasoning.
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When did I say anything about abortion? Or religion?
But now that YOU bring it up, there do seem to be certain LOGICAL paralels.
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You used the exact same lame tactic a few months ago. I don't remember where, but I recall you made an obvious reference to the abortion issue (ex: "my body, my choice"), then I told you it was retarded and you said the same thing: "I never said anything about abortion, but now that you did, MAYBE there IS a correlation! Ah! Ah!"
There isn't any logical paralel. You have the right to think abortion is wrong, just as I'm entitled to judge medicated people. But Bible thumpers such as yourself wish to remove the RIGHT of women to choose, while nobody is ever gonna stop you from ingesting pills for no reason.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:46:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:40:19 (#)
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Of course there's nothing wrong with birth control.
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i beg to differ, caul-- but at least it's better than the alternative of unwanted births.
i think putting fake female hormones in the body is just wrong!!! and really bad for you, and I think eventually the truth about them is going to come out.
however i guess it's the only option for some people.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:43:53 EST (#)
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I'm not on anything.
On a side note, my parents adopted three kids a few years ago. At the time of the adoption, all three of them were on at least one medication (one of the boys was actually on FIVE daily meds) and my parents have since weaned them off everything. None of those kids takes anything now. Hooray for smart parents.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:40:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by FallenZer0 (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:33:46 (#)
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for the sake of a polling type thing, i'm on birth control, and meds to help my crohn's. i don't see anything wrong with it either.
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Of course there's nothing wrong with birth control. Or Crohn which is a condition that is quite serious. It's a PHYSICAL problem, not some bullshit ADD/ADHD/Axxx head syndrome that were created a decade ago and heavily advertised by pharmaceutical corporations (I saw a Zoloft ad on american television. what. the. fuck.?) to appeal to weak-minded people.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:39:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:30:51 (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:26:27 (#)
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MY BODY, MY CHOICE!!!!
DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING JUDGE ME!!!
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I love how Teeph compares everything with abortion.
Religion ampers logical reasoning.
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When did I say anything about abortion? Or religion?
But now that YOU bring it up, there do seem to be certain LOGICAL paralels.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:36:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:23:47 (#)
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Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:08:29 (#)
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Better still than being a miserable fucking scouser who probably doesn't live in Liverpool but probably does bore everyone in earshot about how wonderful it is. (That's you chubs). """
correct my retarded chum, i don't live in Liverpool.
I live in Houston.
Next question?
>>>>>>>>>
Didn't ask any questions, Pugsly.
Submitted by FallenZer0 (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:33:46 EST (#)
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for the sake of a polling type thing, i'm on birth control, and meds to help my crohn's. i don't see anything wrong with it either.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:30:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:26:27 (#)
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MY BODY, MY CHOICE!!!!
DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING JUDGE ME!!!
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I love how Teeph compares everything with abortion.
Religion ampers logical reasoning.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MY BODY, MY CHOICE!!!!
DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING JUDGE ME!!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:23:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:08:29 (#)
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Better still than being a miserable fucking scouser who probably doesn't live in Liverpool but probably does bore everyone in earshot about how wonderful it is. (That's you chubs). """
correct my retarded chum, i don't live in Liverpool.
I live in Houston.
Next question?
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:17:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:06:50 (#)
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Did you know that there are more germs in the average american kitchen sink than inside the toilet?
now THAT'S something to think about.
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So wash your dishes in your bog.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:16:44 EST (#)
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I was on wellbutrin, but the no alcohol thing wasn't working well for me so I just decided to act normal and not care if I really wasn't normal.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:12:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 13:56:42 (#)
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better than the altenative, self-worship.
a fault peculiar to americans i have noticed.
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The yanks are pretty self-congratulatory, that's true.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:10:22 EST (#)
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No, I can't say that I'm on any *prescription* medication...well, at least not any medication that <I> have a prescription for
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:09:32 EST (#)
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I still refuse to believe that hidden101 is a real person.
But sometimes I don't believe that I'm a real person either. I wonder if they make a pill for that?
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:08:43 EST (#)
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No meds here. Never have been either--at least not including painkillers for certain injuries/procedures.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:08:29 EST (#)
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Better still than being a miserable fucking scouser who probably doesn't live in Liverpool but probably does bore everyone in earshot about how wonderful it is. (That's you chubs).
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 13:56:42 EST (#)
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better than the altenative, self-worship.
a fault peculiar to americans i have noticed.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 13:54:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:11:46 (#)
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and caul-whatever-your-name-is, you couldn't give Lisa what i give her, big-pimpin' (which happens to be about 13 inches). give it up, loser. you're just as nutty as kaelic. you remind me of a self-hating gay.
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Are you actually Lisa's boyfriend? I always thought that was a running gag.
Self-loathing is a beautiful quality, my friend
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-25 13:19:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I was on anti-depressants about 10 years ago for almost 3 years after my old man died at 55. Wellbutrin and Buspar.
Then, one day I woke up, realized how great I was, and the clouds parted.
Haven't needed a pill, since.
Well, except Viagra and I don't think I actually NEED those.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 13:14:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 11:01:53 (#)
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No, it's not. You banter with friends but there's a line you don't cross.
I'm sorry Lyn. """
shut up berty you fag.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-25 13:11:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This would be better with humor.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-25 13:03:07 EST (#)
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it's necessary for violent schizophrenics to take pills. they kill other people and small animals when they don't. same with real bipolars, they do bad things off them.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-01-25 12:54:41 EST (#)
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I fucking hate doctors and their pill happy mentalities. I refuse to take head pills of any sort, nor do I think they are necessary for most people. Some yes, but not most. Once I went to a doctor, a medical doctor, not a psychiatrist, and he wanted to put me on zoloft because I was upset over my parents getting separated. WTF? Thanks asshole, I'm here for a checkup, what busines is it of yours how I'm feeling you supercilious fuck? And what business do you have prescribing antideppresants? Of course I was upset, it's natural and I don't need a fucking pill for it asshole. If there is something wrong with your life, then work to fix it or come to terms with it, don't just take a pill so you'll feel complacent. I don't want to be "ok" with my problems, I want to fix my problems. It is my belief that these drugs make people feel ok about shit that they shouldn't feel ok about. These jerkoff docs must get kickbacks, or something. I've noticed they never prescribe generics and often prescribe the new drugs that don't even have generics yet. I've been discouraged to buy generics often as well.
I do believe that some people really do need medication, but, the general public seems to be hypochondriacs about mental diseases these days, a condition which the doctors and drug companies are all too happy to instigate and feed into. Most people should try going to a counselor for a few months before they ever try antideppressants.
These people just want your money, folks. Do you think Pfizer really gives a flying fuck whether or not you really have something wrong with you, just so long as you believe it and keep giving them your money?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-25 12:45:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-01-25 12:20:06 (#)
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I am on no head medicine. Doctors have enthusiastically encouraged me to take anti psychotics and other various "disorder" medicines... I tell them to shove them up their ass. There are too many doctors eager to fix a perceived problem with chemicals. it is high time people realize that you need to accept things about yourself and diligently work at remedying them without the aid of chemicals.
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All of your problems could've been fixed with a either a chaste mother or a timely abortion. Sadly, god denied us both of these things and gave us you instead.
God's a cunt.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-01-25 12:26:20 EST (#)
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I take this little blue pill that the wife says keeps my heart working. It makes me all tingly in my naughty places.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-25 12:24:15 EST (#)
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Am not, have never been.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-01-25 12:20:06 EST (#)
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I am on no head medicine. Doctors have enthusiastically encouraged me to take anti psychotics and other various "disorder" medicines... I tell them to shove them up their ass. There are too many doctors eager to fix a perceived problem with chemicals. it is high time people realize that you need to accept things about yourself and diligently work at remedying them without the aid of chemicals.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-01-25 12:17:14 EST (#)
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Zero pills for this guy, as a matter of fact is can't stand people who are on them. I depose of it.
Submitted by absolutes (user info) at 2006-01-25 12:13:31 EST (#)
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I was full of everyone's favourite teenage angst starting about grade eight. When it began to actually interfere with my life two years later, I went to talk to my doctor. She just kind of handed me some anti-depressants without much other consideration. Was on Celexa for about two years after that until I figured I didn't need them anymore. Who knows whether they actually helped, or I just believed that they would and that was enough, or I simply grew up.
Either way, I'm pretty awesome. Screw my highschool years.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-25 12:03:31 EST (#)
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well you didn't ask what we used to be on, just what we're on now.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2006-01-25 11:55:15 EST (#)
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The only head medicine I take on a regular basis is big fat doobies. Mmmm-mm, love dem doobies.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-25 11:54:28 EST (#)
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I am not on any kind of medication.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-01-25 11:53:11 EST (#)
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA I see this is still just rolling right along. Get the blood flowing through those extremities again Uber. You've gone all soft and squishy. Can't have any fun that way.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-25 11:51:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 11:39:06 (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-25 11:35:37 (#)
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I require a regular intake of cannabis and alcohol to keep me sane.
So far they don't seem to be working to well.
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You're working as a telemarketer Spamwise. The only thing that would make you sane'd be a new employment oppurtunity.
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I prefer the term Telemarketeer - it makes me sound more dashing and cavalier and whatnot.
besides, I have just been handed an employment oppurtunity not two seconds ago.
It was for ANOTHER FUCKING TELEMERKETING COMPANY but it does pay A WHOLE FIFTY PENCE MORE AN HOUR.
This is a sizable promotion, I'm not sure I can handle the responsibility.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-25 11:43:03 EST (#)
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I'm not on any medication. Maybe I should be.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 11:39:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-25 11:35:37 (#)
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I require a regular intake of cannabis and alcohol to keep me sane.
So far they don't seem to be working to well.
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You're working as a telemarketer Spamwise. The only thing that would make you sane'd be a new employment oppurtunity.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-01-25 11:37:46 EST (#)
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I take Viagra to make Mr. Happy smile more often.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-25 11:35:37 EST (#)
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I require a regular intake of cannabis and alcohol to keep me sane.
So far they don't seem to be working to well.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-01-25 11:35:24 EST (#)
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what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2006-01-25 11:33:58 EST (#)
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No one is admitting what meds they take. In addition to being freaks, you are all liars.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-25 11:14:56 EST (#)
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berty - you made me vomit a little.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-25 11:14:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:35:43 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:32:12 (#)
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terrible things to the female population of america? like what smile at us with british teeth?
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nope, he'll be honest with you rather than pretend that you're the best person in the world when actually he doesn't really like you.
This it seems, is seomthing that septic bitches are not yet prepared to handle.
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actually for a switch up i wouldn't mind being lied to.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-25 11:05:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 11:01:53 (#)
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No, it's not. You banter with friends but there's a line you don't cross.
I'm sorry Lyn.
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Berty has a Conscience.
This is a sign of weakness surely? WE MUST CRUSH HIM - THAT IS THE CAPTIALIST WAY.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-25 11:03:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:26:21 (#)
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i thought about you circe when i posted this but then thought 'fuck it' i am trying to be honest.
not that anyone gives a fuck what i think just as i don't give a fuck what you cunts think.
interesting you would mention your kids though, so you admit yours isn't a MEDICAL problem it is a factual problem you are unwilling to face without chemical help.
i admire your honesty as always.
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The first sentence above makes you a pussy. You had to think about it first? Why did she get special consideration? No limits on Uber I thought. Pulling punches is a weakness.
Nice job trying to save it later on though...
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-01-25 11:02:23 EST (#)
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I'm with you Apollo...I don't take shit...
All natural insanity baby!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 11:01:53 EST (#)
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No, it's not. You banter with friends but there's a line you don't cross.
I'm sorry Lyn.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:56:45 EST (#)
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No, this is uber. It's what happens when anything is brought up.
It's why I deliberated for about ten minutes on how to answer inion's question. I knew someone would say something like that before I even typed it.
Everything is fair game here on uber, right? right.
All sorted.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:56:31 EST (#)
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pussy berty.
SPAM BERTY IS BEING AMERICAN
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:54:42 EST (#)
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I'm sorry Lyn, that was too far and unforgivably insensitive.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:49:05 EST (#)
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Everyone on earth, Berty, we're all gonna fucking choke to death on our own mucus.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:43:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:38:37 (#)
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inion - they just have some respiratory and digestive problems.
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... No disrespect, like, but are we talking about Jamie or your daughters?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:43:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:40:47 (#)
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Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:44:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
I feel like I'm at the Special Olympics, only with more tards. """
it's circe's fault.
she shoved barbie dolls up her cunt when she was preggers.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:43:23 EST (#)
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This is why I keep coming back to this site. Makes me feel normal.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:43:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:40:47 (#)
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Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:44:54 (#)
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I feel like I'm at the Special Olympics, only with more tards. ""
hidden is jealous 'cos I took his heatmaster title.
TEEPH IS A MENTALIST WHO NEEDS PILLS TO FUNCTION.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:42:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Other than the penis enlar...I mean some diet suppliments, I don't take anything.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:42:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:30:02 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:23:11 (#)
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He wasn't having a go at you Lyn, he was being boyishly flippant in an effort to bury the subject with which he has now grown uncomfortable. I reckon.
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:17:30 (#)
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Hey, Jamie, my little love-muffin, I wasn't having a go at you. I was trying pathetically to defend myself against prevailing "people who take medication are all cancer-cunted whores" opinion.... simmer down.
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Don't listen to him Crice, you know the truth, Apollo is a bitter, bitter man who feels the need to start internet fiticuffs in order to garner enough attention so that a little extra blood pumps into his pee-pee and he can go do terrible, terrible things to female population of America.
By reviewing his posts, YOU ARE CONDONING RAPE. """
Hahhahahahaha. Yep, CIRCE IS A RAPIST BY PROXY.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:40:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:44:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
I feel like I'm at the Special Olympics, only with more tards.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
inion - they just have some respiratory and digestive problems.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The reviews here are hilarious.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fucking 230 reviews for this crap.
<slaps back>
I SAY!! GOOD SHOW OLD CHAP!! JOLLY GOOD SHOW!!
I take two pills every day. I take one to make my tummy all better and the other one is meth.
And if you could get a prescription for speed, you'd do it too.
In fact, hang out in the States much longer and I'm sure you will. Sounds like you've already come down with the heterosexuality since you've been here. Head meds are next.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:35:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:32:12 (#)
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terrible things to the female population of america? like what smile at us with british teeth?
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nope, he'll be honest with you rather than pretend that you're the best person in the world when actually he doesn't really like you.
This it seems, is seomthing that septic bitches are not yet prepared to handle.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:35:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:32:12 (#)
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terrible things to the female population of america? like what smile at us with british teeth?
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British men aren't circumsised and Liverpudlians believe that washing under the foreskin is unmanly.
I'm sure you can imagine the horror.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I took the anti-depressant Paxil for about 3 weeks in the 90's, after my wife died. All it did was prevent me from getting a chubby, so that shit went flying out the window.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
terrible things to the female population of america? like what smile at us with british teeth?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:30:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:23:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
He wasn't having a go at you Lyn, he was being boyishly flippant in an effort to bury the subject with which he has now grown uncomfortable. I reckon.
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:17:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, Jamie, my little love-muffin, I wasn't having a go at you. I was trying pathetically to defend myself against prevailing "people who take medication are all cancer-cunted whores" opinion.... simmer down.
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Don't listen to him Crice, you know the truth, Apollo is a bitter, bitter man who feels the need to start internet fiticuffs in order to garner enough attention so that a little extra blood pumps into his pee-pee and he can go do terrible, terrible things to female population of America.
By reviewing his posts, YOU ARE CONDONING RAPE.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:28:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm not. I refuse to pump any non-natural chemical into my body without good cause (i.e., post-surgery painkiller).
Yup, a multivitamin is all you really need.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No writing? Why not? Have you seen Arthur Dent around recently?
Why the hell not? your stuff was good?
Booo...
etc etc
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:16:31 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:54:11 (#)
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You missed the bit where I went on to say that I raped Mikes wife that's why she's fucked up.
What are you the news of the world?
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He's got the breasts for it.
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bastard, that was supposed to be my 'joke'.
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You can still make it. Just imagine you're reading from your script.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:23:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
People might not need head meds, but the economy of america sure needs you to take them. Or at least my economy needs you to keep taking something. Anything. I dont care what it is, just come in and leave your copay at the front desk. I desperately need to put an addition on my garage.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:23:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He wasn't having a go at you Lyn, he was being boyishly flippant in an effort to bury the subject with which he has now grown uncomfortable. I reckon.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:17:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, Jamie, my little love-muffin, I wasn't having a go at you. I was trying pathetically to defend myself against prevailing "people who take medication are all cancer-cunted whores" opinion.... simmer down.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:17:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hypochondria over. 105/63 is fairly normal. And the solution to it going grey when I stand up quickly is to not stand up so quickly. Glad that's solved.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:16:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:54:11 (#)
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You missed the bit where I went on to say that I raped Mikes wife that's why she's fucked up.
What are you the news of the world?
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He's got the breasts for it.
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bastard, that was supposed to be my 'joke'.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:14:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Wish I was Lance Armstrong, except less skinny, less Texan and less cancerous.
I'd keep the medals and whatnot. Teach those Frenchies a lesson.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:13:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
incidentally - what do those numbers actually mean? Do I want one to be high and other low? WTF? I know that if I stand up quickly it goes dark and then I fall over sometimes.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:12:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:02:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know why I still bother to read your posts. Great, so now there are... about ten people who are actually readable on this site? """
BECAUSE YOU WANT TO LICK MY SWEATY BALLS YOU STUPID LITTLE HIPPY CUNT.
Same to Circe.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:12:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've got low blood pressure (105/63) - so I'm thinking of increasing my intake of salt to get up to 'normal' levels. Perhaps pharmaceuticals can do AND the NHS could pay for it for me. YAY!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
circe what's wrong with them?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:04:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:26:21 (#)
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interesting you would mention your kids though, so you admit yours isn't a MEDICAL problem it is a factual problem you are unwilling to face without chemical help.
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Not to sound whiny or self-pitying, because I fucking hate that in people, but I really wouldn't be able to do very well without the pills.
This way, I'm intellectually aware of their disease, and I'm capable of giving them all the care and attention necessary to keep them well for as long as I can, but I don't have "They're going to die too soon" hitting me like a hammer every time I look at them. Mourning them every single day, before they're even gone, interfered with my ability to do my job.
So, I take two pills a day to keep me a functioning human being.
I'm not crazy, I don't demand that people recognize my "mental illness", and I don't fucking want anyone to feel sorry for me, so if you could keep in mind that not everyone on antidepressants is Urbane, it would be appreciated.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know why I still bother to read your posts. Great, so now there are... about ten people who are actually readable on this site?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:00:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:42:02 (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-25 06:56:21 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:05:31 (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:59:26 (#)
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If I were going to fuck a non-American, it sure as hell wouldn't be some crazy, estrogenic, ridiculously dull British dude. """
hahahahah
for the record mike, lisa etc this was just a wind up gag, i'm sure you know that.
if you don't then I am telling you now.
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You half-measure faggot.
IF THEY DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A WIND UP ALREADY THEN THEY DESREVE TO GET OFFENDED.
I am sorely dissapointed in you Apollo. """
SELECTIVE EDITING!! I WAS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT!!
You missed the bit where I went on to say that I raped Mikes wife that's why she's fucked up.
What are you the news of the world?
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My comments are pointless drivel about one of the more 'famous' members of our little community and will probably only be read by idiots, labotomy patients and Electro so Yes, I would compare myself to the NotW.
Except with bigger boobs.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:56:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well i'm not but i was. unless you count things i'll steal or take that i used to have. like my vicodins for the sprained ankle. or my mom's xanax when i have a really really bad day and i think it'll keep me from killing someone. does that count?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:54:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You missed the bit where I went on to say that I raped Mikes wife that's why she's fucked up.
What are you the news of the world?
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He's got the breasts for it.
With that and your pussiness we could put him to work on the streets and he'd actually make a decent contribution to society.
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Does it count if they're not prescribed to me? Once in a while, I find that it's fun to crush up some Ritalin and do lines. And endless marijuana is the best.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:49:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't take any prescription medications, because I don't need them. Some people do need them though, and I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
Not everyone can be expected to be as naturally perfect as Apollo and Caulaincourt and of course me.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:42:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-25 06:56:21 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:05:31 (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:59:26 (#)
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If I were going to fuck a non-American, it sure as hell wouldn't be some crazy, estrogenic, ridiculously dull British dude. """
hahahahah
for the record mike, lisa etc this was just a wind up gag, i'm sure you know that.
if you don't then I am telling you now.
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You half-measure faggot.
IF THEY DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A WIND UP ALREADY THEN THEY DESREVE TO GET OFFENDED.
I am sorely dissapointed in you Apollo. """
SELECTIVE EDITING!! I WAS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT!!
You missed the bit where I went on to say that I raped Mikes wife that's why she's fucked up.
What are you the news of the world?
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:21:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I abhor pharmaceuticals. It's not because I don't believe in their effectiveness; it's because I think too many people want someone or something else to fix their problems. I've suffered from depression most of my life but I don't take anything and refuse to go on any type of medication. I was on so many pills when I was younger that I came to hate them. I find that most of them these days are far worse than the diseases they treat.
None of this means I'm not a headcase, though.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:18:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i hate pills. i don't take any head pills, birth control pills, or anything prescription.
if in dire pain i will pop an aspirin or ibuprofen.
i do however take a vitamin everyday.
now i'm going to scroll down and see what the heat is about!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:11:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm pretty sure almost everyone here is on head pills. that's why i don't come around anymore.
and caul-whatever-your-name-is, you couldn't give Lisa what i give her, big-pimpin' (which happens to be about 13 inches). give it up, loser. you're just as nutty as kaelic. you remind me of a self-hating gay.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:10:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:06:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you know that there are more germs in the average american kitchen sink than inside the toilet?
now THAT'S something to think about.
I don't care that it's taboo to be on medication. (here goes an Urbane sounding sentence): My great-grandmother killed herself with Rat Posion, my grandmother has barely left her house in 20 years, my mother has spent most of her life miserable, my father was diagnosed with a "chemical imbalance"... and mental health issues are proven to be hereditary.
SO, it's either a problem with the genes in my family, or a problem with parents in my family teaching their children "coping skills".
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All you need is stability and lots and lots of chocolate. That's the great thing about being a woman.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82802#1799110
i drink alcohol and chew tobacco, does that count?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:06:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you know that there are more germs in the average american kitchen sink than inside the toilet?
now THAT'S something to think about.
I don't care that it's taboo to be on medication. (here goes an Urbane sounding sentence): My great-grandmother killed herself with Rat Posion, my grandmother has barely left her house in 20 years, my mother has spent most of her life miserable, my father was diagnosed with a "chemical imbalance"... and mental health issues are proven to be hereditary.
SO, it's either a problem with the genes in my family, or a problem with parents in my family teaching their children "coping skills".
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 08:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Saying what?
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-25 08:45:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been saying this for years.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-25 08:44:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I never had a prescription.
I actually have to be really hurting to even take aspirin.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-25 08:40:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I should probably on a handful of meds. However I could care less how much I annoy other people.
So I just drink and smoke instead.
Submitted by BurnTheHobo (user info) at 2006-01-25 08:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah fuck america!
I haven't ever had to take anything like that, I am of stable mind.
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2006-01-25 08:25:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No head meds for me... Prescription painkillers though.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-01-25 08:21:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I take a vitamin and a cod-liver oil pill each day, but that's just to be remotely healthy. No actual medication.
I might have ADHD, though. I first notic-
Hey a plane!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 08:11:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Smoking is very good for you, it's like weightlifting for the lungs.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-25 08:09:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh ja, just for the ciggies man. I think the problem it fucked me up so much is my mental state is very good, and then being put on 'happy pills' sent my emotional well-being off for a six. Helped with the cravings for a while, but the side-effects were horrible, so I gave them up.
Then started smoking again to help deal.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 08:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why would Phuzzy, of all people, be on anti-depressants? Was it only to pack up the puff?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-25 07:56:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't love the mind drugs.
I tried Zyban, an anti-depressant that helps you quit smoking, and it turned me into the bitchiest, nervous-est (?), most self-conscious, emotional, insomniacal, unsocial head-case in the world.
Which meant that for about 2 weeks, I fit right in here.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-25 07:45:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The size of your head suggests you suffer from localised elephantitis
People of uber: doctor smack fuck prescribes a lethal dose of whatever medication you losers are currently on.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 07:41:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-01-25 07:30:25 (#)
Ranking: 1
I am... perfectly normal.
Although, I'm starting to wonder if I *should* be on prescription drugs - I feel a little left out.
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I tried that at school but I still couldn't stop the fonze sleeping with all the girls that I liked.
I keyed his bike though so it's all good.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-25 07:30:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I may just do that Berty, afterwards I rape him and then puncture his 'girlfriend', it's the only way.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-01-25 07:30:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I am... perfectly normal.
Although, I'm starting to wonder if I *should* be on prescription drugs - I feel a little left out.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 07:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-01-25 07:26:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm add&ocd.... every few minutes i find something else to obsess over...
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Are your hands sweaty?
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-01-25 07:26:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm add&ocd.... every few minutes i find something else to obsess over...
Submitted by Kidmc (user info) at 2006-01-25 07:19:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I dont !!! Have to say it fuck you he he he he -1
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 07:19:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good point Spam. In that case you should go over there and fight him. It's the only way.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-25 07:16:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 07:08:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're right Spam. We can only pray that Apollo gets sent to Guatumano Bay so they can beat the bitch out of him and turn him back into the un-feeling husk we used to love.
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I think it's gone to far for that Bertrum, When he got out he'd just end up posting EMO shit about how he misses Ackbar in Cell #3121 and the way his flowing locks cascaded down to shoulders when he removed his turban for the group showers.
He'll defend himself by saying something like "Hey, Asians are people too." And wee all know that's not true.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-01-25 07:13:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 07:08:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're right Spam. We can only pray that Apollo gets sent to Guatumano Bay so they can beat the bitch out of him and turn him back into the un-feeling husk we used to love.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-25 07:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think having somebody to massage his penis on a regular basis, a parental replacement if you will, has dulled Apollo's edge. He is now doomed to the slippery slope of clique culture and worrying about people's 'feelings' and other such American nonsense. See how he, Aj and Caul have seemingly already started up their own 'gang'? It's only a matter of time before they all meet up at their own Ubercon and then we will have to put up with all of the bullshit drama afterwards as they argue over who slept with who.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-25 06:56:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:05:31 (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:59:26 (#)
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If I were going to fuck a non-American, it sure as hell wouldn't be some crazy, estrogenic, ridiculously dull British dude. """
hahahahah
for the record mike, lisa etc this was just a wind up gag, i'm sure you know that.
if you don't then I am telling you now.
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You half-measure faggot.
IF THEY DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A WIND UP ALREADY THEN THEY DESREVE TO GET OFFENDED.
I am sorely dissapointed in you Apollo.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 06:48:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-25 06:43:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
PrevAcid for Acid Reflux but only when I need it.
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Har Har
You have angry old person disease.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-25 06:43:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
PrevAcid for Acid Reflux but only when I need it.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 06:39:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-01-25 06:25:30 (#)
Ranking: 1
The hits... The heat...
<golf clap>
I think we know what Apollo's addiction is.
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Attention?
Seriously though I'm surprised to see Jamie posting anything at all now that he's got a woman to look after his emotional needs. I wasn't expecting to see him until the inevitable breakup.
Oh well. I'm happy and that's all that matters.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-01-25 06:25:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The hits... The heat...
<golf clap>
I think we know what Apollo's addiction is.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-01-25 06:24:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I used to be on Prozak, then I found alcohol. Sweet, sweet alcohol.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-01-25 06:20:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Never have, never will.
Then I'm from Norfolk and have nothing to be depressed about.
Then again, do the pills that make my nob work count?
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-01-25 06:08:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-01-25 05:36:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to be on prozac and adderall but it didn't do nearly as much as moving away from home to go to college
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I was probably all of that Death Metal, dude.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-01-25 05:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to be on prozac and adderall but it didn't do nearly as much as moving away from home to go to college
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-01-25 05:21:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I want to get hold of some Adderal
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-01-25 05:08:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I take a beta-blocker each day to stop me from shaking. I'm like that Tweek kid. So it's not so much a head-case that I am, it's more of a wtf m8?!1 sort of thing. Yeah.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 05:05:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry Barny.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-01-25 04:45:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing prescription for me. Tylenol for my knee and a host of illegal drugs, but no crazy pills.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 04:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes it does Barny, but not against you. In this modern world it is socially acceptable for a gentleman to be a "hairy fat mess". At least it is for you because you've got an honest face.
Submitted by MavisMing (user info) at 2006-01-25 04:19:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm fat, does that count?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-25 03:50:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:27:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:26:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
sometimes when i'm feeling lonely i eat elephant tranquilizers.
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I don't know why but this reply made me shoot mucus all over my monitor. Or was it semen?
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If it was from your nose - definitely semen Caul.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-01-25 03:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
By the way, I am not on any prescription meds, the only ailment I suffer from is awesomagnitumongous.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-01-25 03:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-25 02:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Don't take a thing.
Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2006-01-25 02:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My pills aren't prescribed, I steal them, anything blue is good.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-25 02:48:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not..
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 02:39:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant banter.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-01-25 02:31:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ouside of heroin (yes I can't spell it right), I'm most likely on it right now.
Judge away, MOTHERFUCKER!!! Judge away.... and if you're wondering what it's like to be surrounded by sex and you have questions, lemme know!
I'll give you answers to any questions you have regarding the latter.
if you're REALLY curious, I check this old-as-hell email address: bigcomountain.at.yahoo.com
You have much to learn... yup all y'alls. I'm a bit like 'Dear Abby'... but I'm a dude so why don't you call it 'WTF MOTHERFUCKER?"
I'll give honest answers to all questions.... but if you have a sensitive stomach or a fragile ego, don't waste your time. I'll either make you puke or break your hi
Oh yeah... if you're worried about whether I've fucked your Mom, sister or Aunt.. the answer is yes. That's how i am able to disperse such amazing advice.
Non-believer? Cool with me... gimme a chance and I'll make a believer outta you.
Fuck.............. whose got some EVERbeer?
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-25 02:31:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I think Tigerlilly is sweet, although I still don't know exactly how this site works. I guess I just love everybody. Wisher just don't play games, and never will, as if anybody cares. {Oh, Tiger had a great idead with her TMI, so, don't hold that against her, that she had a good idea. Although, most were kinda boring, but maybe that's just me.}
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 02:19:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:58:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
Whoa whoa whoa wait. Hold up.
when did tigerLilly become public enemy number 1? What did I miss? Why aren't I being sent memos about uberdrama?
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She's not a public ennemy. She just has to accept that we're not under the obligation to love her like the majority of virgins here who drool over her fake boobs.
Some of us are just tired of following the little gay ass rules people like her decided to make. That it's forbidden to -2 your "friends" and that in doing so, you automatically become an asshole who hates women and can't get laid.
Fuck that. If we're gonna be assholes, we might as well enjoy it :-)
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-25 02:11:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I took some tylenol for the HIV, but now it's all cleared up.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-01-25 02:11:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:34:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:29:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
My main point is: Who gives a shit? Start writing again dude. When you're good, you're great.
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Writing? The only "writing" that get attention on Uber is T.M.I., gossip and pictures. The only thing left remotely amusing in this shithole is shock humor or posts like these that shakes up the comfy faggoty lavalife-like little world that Uber has become.
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I wrote a lovely post about society and its toilets
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82794
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-25 02:09:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That's an interesting poll. Sometime after sex with a 3rd person I take Floxin, a broad spectrum antibio, when we've {my bf and I} have been with a stranger {ie tourist/girl} just to be safe. I know it doesn't do much, even if i take it for a few days, which i usually do, but it makes me feel better.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-25 02:05:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:24:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to admit however that I take Vitamins and Creatine but these are for my workout, so eat shit you nutcases.
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Ditto.
I thought he was talkin' 'bout drugs or summin'. It's 2 in the morning, my head is broken.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:58:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whoa whoa whoa wait. Hold up.
when did tigerLilly become public enemy number 1? What did I miss? Why aren't I being sent memos about uberdrama?
I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING SOCIAL LIFE AND I HAVE TO TAKE PILLS TO DEAL WITH MY CHILDREN, I LIVE FOR THIS RANDOM INTERNET BULLSHIT.
Someone send me a godamn memo or two. Links to key insults, turning points in debate, etc would be appreciated.
Is there a newsletter I can subscribe to?
Come onnnn, people, the genetically defective wondertwins are napping, I have exactly two hours to get caught up.
Caul, I'm looking at you, you arrogant asshole beaverfrog.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:50:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:42:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Personally I've never felt the need to be an arsehole to improve my Uber experience. Or maybe that's just the drugs talking.
Seriously though, America is overrun by drugs. All those ads on TV. I've never seen an ad for a prescription drug on television in Australia in my entire life.
Though I'd hate to see what America is capable of without the mass mind-numbing. Though they'd still have television.
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I guess you're not familiar with this then:
SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE NAUSEA, DIZZINESS, STOMACH CRAMPS, BLURRED VISION, RECTAL BLEEDING, BRAIN DAMAMGE, HEART ATTACKS, LIGHTER POCKETS, ANAL LEAKAGE, LOSS OF ALL SKIN, CANCER, AMPUTATION, AND A NEED FOR MORE DRUGS
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:47:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well, they led to my grandmother's death. she was having them three a day until her heart finally gave out. her son (my father) has had them. But is it genetic? i don't know. i also have my own special problem (the reason for the surgeries) and that supposedly is purely gentic. trouble is, no one in my family has had it.
go figure.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:43:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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"Ass-crack extract"
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Personally I've never felt the need to be an arsehole to improve my Uber experience. Or maybe that's just the drugs talking.
Seriously though, America is overrun by drugs. All those ads on TV. I've never seen an ad for a prescription drug on television in Australia in my entire life.
Though I'd hate to see what America is capable of without the mass mind-numbing. Though they'd still have television.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:38:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pen_name - what is the source of your panick attacks? genetics you'll tell me.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:36:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Never had any drug of any kind. Not even the little ones like aspirin.
Well, some bastards say coffee is a drug... But screw them.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:36:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Never have, never will.... Unless I get teh AIDS!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:32:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha, i can't help but laugh at you, caul. to put it simply, with a panic attack you feel like you are going to die. That's it. your heart beats at a mile a minute and whatever rationality you have before the attack disappears. you're living in he moment--and you think the next moment will be your death. now try to imagine how that feels for five minutes. for a half hour. for a whole day. it's tough to function at that job when all you can think is "i'm dying, i feel horrible, oh god make it stop...etc."
and it goes beyond that. constant attacks put stress on the heart. have enough of them and you can create your very own heart attack.
now, i haven't had an attack in quiet some time (thank god) and it's one of the reasons i stopped the meds. still, i wouldn't begrudge anyone who needed help.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:17:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:12:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
as for the anxiety stuff,...have you ever had a panic attack? haha, you don't want one. after a couple youi suck off a gay hobo with aids to avoid another one.
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My best friends lost two children in seperate incident. Their story is so fucking pitiful that it made the news on a large scale. Yet, they still refuse to take medications even though they have numerous panic attacks.
Surely you can do it too.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:14:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:07:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:58:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
See? Humans are happy when they are confonted with problems or challenges. Or else they get too much time on their hands and start ruminating their own fucking brain.
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He's right you know.
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Of course I'm right. My new girlfriend is hot but she is so fucking scared of everything that she stays in her apartment and follows each and single chronological step of a "common life" For that, I think I'm gonna dump her ass. She's so fucking boring and has so much inhibitions, I'm 100% sure she'll be depressed eventually.
I miss my old life. Where I lived in place that looked much like the house in Fight Club with a bunch of drug addicts and walked around with my hippie girlfriend while I was dressed in ties & suits.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:13:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oops a few typos. i'm going to go take my anti-typo stress medication.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:13:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:01:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU MINUS TWO'D ME IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE GAY AND I HAVE SAVED AN AIM CONVERSATION ABOUT YOU ISN'T IT?????!!!!
oh please, you don't have a leg to stand on with that argument
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
caul, that's why i'm confused. what cocktail?
my allergy problems are bordering on ridiculous. i've had my sinuses full of mucus for nearly two months now. i stop breathing in my sleep and have to wake up to blow my nose. Will a good jog cure that?
i also mentioned two sets of pains meds i've taken for surgeries. now, if you've had your enter gut cut open from adam's apple to pubic bone and you don't need a little relief--well, you are cooler tha rambo, and rambo wouldn't come to uber.
as for the anxiety stuff,...have you ever had a panic attack? haha, you don't want one. after a couple youi suck off a gay hobo with aids to avoid another one.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:07:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Does XTC count?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:07:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:58:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
See? Humans are happy when they are confonted with problems or challenges. Or else they get too much time on their hands and start ruminating their own fucking brain.
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He's right you know. Caul, when you're done with her send her to Detroit. I know a couple of people who'd buy her off of you. Cheap. They'll give her lots to think about besides being depressed.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:06:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so what say you Lisa? Feel enlightened yet? Need my address?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:59:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
If I were going to fuck a non-American, it sure as hell wouldn't be some crazy, estrogenic, ridiculously dull British dude. """
hahahahah
for the record mike, lisa etc this was just a wind up gag, i'm sure you know that.
if you don't then I am telling you now.
i don't give a shit about you cunts either way.
<sleeps like a log>
oh, and mike, i know more than you reckon about that depression shit.
it was me raping your wife that made her like that.
<sleeps for sure now>
(NOTHING ON UBER IS WORTH GETTING UPSET/FRIENDLY/LOVING/HATING ABOUT THAT IS MY FUCKING POINT AND WHY I AM SPEWING SUCH FUCKING NONESENSE YOU STUPID CUNTS)
Except me.
I'm great.
NIGHTY NIGHT!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:02:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:01:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yeah, what part of my little blurb was the pathetic part? just out of curiosity.
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I think he was referring to the cocktail of chemicals you ingest.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yeah, what part of my little blurb was the pathetic part? just out of curiosity.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh this place needs more rape alright and more cancer and more AIDS.
as caul said it is rapidfly becoming internetrejectdatingubersite.com
ho hum.
anyway, i guess i better turn in.
'night y'all.
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ATTN BRITISH/AUSSIE/RAD PEOPLE:
Please continue this nonsense when you get to work (in about two hours), i will come and relieve you about lunch time your time.
I EXPECT YOUR HELP AND I CAN RETURN THE FAVOUR TOMORROW EVENING.
Love,
apollo'deep undercover'88.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:01:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU MINUS TWO'D ME IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE GAY AND I HAVE SAVED AN AIM CONVERSATION ABOUT YOU ISN'T IT?????!!!! """
I wish she'd post that thing. I would get lapidated and I'll probably feel not to good about myself for a while but I'm ready to sacrifice myself so that Uber regains its splendor.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-25 01:01:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG JAEMEI I HAVE A COPY OF A TRANCSRIPT WHREE U WUZ MAZTURBATING 2 SHANDY'S SON!!11!11!
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TIHS MEANS WAR!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:59:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If I were going to fuck a non-American, it sure as hell wouldn't be some crazy, estrogenic, ridiculously dull British dude.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:46:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
i do.
it's called 'fashion' and 'style' something north americans no nothing about. And you ARE north american my friend, you are.
i'd still do you.
mike, you are wrong as usual.
This is funny. I was voicing an opinion, not stating a fact up for debate. There are some people who truly need help and decide NOT to get it. The people who use these drugs as a crutch are the pathetic ones. I live with someone who suffers from severe depression and can only hope to maintain an even temperament through the use of medication. It is you who is wrong, and in so many different ways.
I won't let you get under my skin though, you are hardly worth it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:58:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:49:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
That's interesting, Caul. I work out enough to be considered an athlete, probably, but I'm still depressed. What say you?
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You're in the other 5% that need a kick in the face. Or to be more precise, turn your life over.
I used to be a little emo depressed bitch as well. Doing nothing but working, watching TV and living in luxury. I left my comfy little blanket and went on to live downtown with the most depraved people I could find. I actually had to survive for the next two years and tons of weird shit happened to me...I was almost in the street at one point. I didn't hit the rock bottom but I was low enough for me to start apreciating what I have.
I'm not saying to do the same thing, but all I know is that I only have one life to live (cliché!) and I wouldn't live it as a medicated numb zombie.
You could for instance, move to Montreal and let me ravage your little virgin body. Afterward you'd be thankful that I didn't slice your nipples and hand you over to biker gangs.
See? Humans are happy when they are confonted with problems or challenges. Or else they get too much time on their hands and start ruminating their own fucking brain.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:58:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If it makes you feel better. A little internet rape might be just what this place needs.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:57:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG AJ YOU ARE NOT MY FIREND AYMORE I HAVE A IM CONV OF U AND LISA AND YOU WHERE BEGGIN TO SEE HER COOOOOCH.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We needed one of those.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:57:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha, plenty of people need their drugs. Don't listen to the scientologists.
YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, DR. JONES? HAHA, YOU WILL, DR. JONES. YOU WILL BECOME A TRUE BELIEVER.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
TAKE IT TO AIM FAEGS!!!1
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:56:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd love to make you.
unfortunately internet threating doesn't work.
:-(
can i threaten you with rape?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Make me
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:55:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:50:50 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:48:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
no nothing???
i mean of course KNOW nothing.
holy shit.
i've turned into electro.
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Unless you've just given youself a frontal lobotomy in the last several minutes, I seriously doubt that. """
shut up and stop picking on electro you cunt.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I believe that should have been "yourself" in that comment.
Why the hell am I still sitting at this computer at 1am?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:53:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:49:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
currently i'm livin' clean. i've developed some new allergies, though (thanks to my pups) and i'll probably end up getting a script to deal with it
as for the other shit, i've dabbled. after surgeries i pop oxycodone. My rule of thumb has been take it until you get rid of most of the pain. if you get rid of all of it, you've probably taken too much. I've had the pain patch but those fuckers are dangerous. if you try to stop cold turkey, you go through some killer withdrawl. The kind where you want to do 5000 jumping jacks and sleep for two weeks at the exact same time.
I've also taken drugs for anxiety, but stopped, because i hated the side effects. Everything else is pretty vanilla. nothing you could snort, shoot, or catch a buzz from. """
yep you are firmly in the 'pathetic loser' camp.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:51:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:49:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
That's interesting, Caul. I work out enough to be considered an athlete, probably, but I'm still depressed. What say you? """
i beleive he said 90% but you have that popular disease uptightus cuntus.
all it needs for a cure is for a non american to burst you.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:48:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
no nothing???
i mean of course KNOW nothing.
holy shit.
i've turned into electro.
--------------------------
Unless you've just given youself a frontal lobotomy in the last several minutes, I seriously doubt that.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:50:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:46:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:44:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think if someone needs depression medicine, they should take it though instead of avoiding the issue.
===
Depression was invented by people who don't understand that a great increase of daily physical activity solves 95% of most psychologic issues.
Or by the British because they're so fucking boring.
A little bit of both I'd say. """
the british are ANTI depression. stiff upper lips all round.
YOU MINUS TWO'D ME IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE GAY AND I HAVE SAVED AN AIM CONVERSATION ABOUT YOU ISN'T IT?????!!!!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:49:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
currently i'm livin' clean. i've developed some new allergies, though (thanks to my pups) and i'll probably end up getting a script to deal with it
as for the other shit, i've dabbled. after surgeries i pop oxycodone. My rule of thumb has been take it until you get rid of most of the pain. if you get rid of all of it, you've probably taken too much. I've had the pain patch but those fuckers are dangerous. if you try to stop cold turkey, you go through some killer withdrawl. The kind where you want to do 5000 jumping jacks and sleep for two weeks at the exact same time.
I've also taken drugs for anxiety, but stopped, because i hated the side effects. Everything else is pretty vanilla. nothing you could snort, shoot, or catch a buzz from.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:49:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But whom was one-legged and why?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:49:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's interesting, Caul. I work out enough to be considered an athlete, probably, but I'm still depressed. What say you?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:48:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no nothing???
i mean of course KNOW nothing.
holy shit.
i've turned into electro.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:44:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think if someone needs depression medicine, they should take it though instead of avoiding the issue.
===
Depression was invented by people who don't understand that a great increase of daily physical activity solves 95% of most psychologic issues.
Or by the British because they're so fucking boring.
A little bit of both I'd say.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59735
Put it where it goes, you bastards.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:46:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i do.
it's called 'fashion' and 'style' something north americans no nothing about. And you ARE north american my friend, you are.
i'd still do you.
mike, you are wrong as usual.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:45:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought you said brainless monster of nature and assumed Electro had replied.
The French-Canadian calls someone spineless. hahaha
Towel-boys of the Western World's military alliance.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:45:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not around enough for anybody to notice me anymore. The site has gone sour with all the happy people playing with each other's dongs. I miss the hate. I miss the waring factions and the psychotic users, the insults spewing over on countless posts and the constant user bashing.
Thanks for caring enough to hate, man.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:44:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I take prednisone now for this stupid fucking Bells Palsy (that is actually getting better, thank you) but never any, as you so tactfully call them, "head pills."
Never have. Just pain pills for bouts of arthritis and the sporadic sudafed to clear up the old snot locker.
I think if someone needs depression medicine, they should take it though instead of avoiding the issue.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:43:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:41:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
says the homo frog
===
says the man who got interviewed on TMI (haha, this is worse than quizz in Girl's magazines) and said he'd do me...you also wear pink t-shirts.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:43:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, harhar. Grow up, you two.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:41:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:02:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:00:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
You mean the BRITISH DRINK is great?????
It wasn't rape, I shat on my floor.
Ha! you like a BRITISH DRINK.
<takes another sip of cabernet sauvignon>
<d'oh!>
-----------------------------------
Correct me if im wrong but i think cabernet sauvignon is a mix of two french grape stains?
===
You're not wrong. But please emphasise on the <d'oh!> and understand the reply, you dense anglofuck. :-) """
says the homo frog
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*thunderous laughter*
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:39:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG G-PRIME GAVE ME A -1 I HATE HIM IT'S BECAUSE OF MY FALSE LEG ISN'T IT??
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:36:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
I was just implying that your semen (and subsequently any offspring you may sire) is as worthless as your snot.
>> Oh. Sorry.
=( I hate having to explain insults.
>> Then just insult my weak intellect and shove your apologetic smiley up your ass you spineless monster of nature.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:38:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I used to take ritalin for ADD. But then I grew up and got smart.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:36:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was just implying that your semen (and subsequently any offspring you may sire) is as worthless as your snot.
=( I hate having to explain insults.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:36:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and manic i was just including you inot the hate FOR THE CRAIC.
the worst thing i could have done is ignored you.
you know that.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:35:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:32:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul, what's your beef? Mine wasn't with you.
===
I'm not having any beef (can someone explain the origin of that retarded imagery?)
Uber just needs to get it's old passion.
We must filter the weak.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:35:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:23:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
I did it with AJ.
And the question was "Who isn't on prescription medication?" Present tense. You see, in America we have this system called capitalism, in which the entire nation is driven by money-grubbing corporations including pharmaceutical companies, you dipshit. If you want to make me feel bad rather than just spite you for being an idiot, Apollo, you're going to have to try harder than that. """
WHY WOULD I WANT TO MAKE YOU FEEL BAD YOU DULLARD?
I just wanted to arguw with anyone because I was bored.
IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO LIKE?HATE?LOVE?TOLERATE ANYONE ON A WEBSITE YOU STUPID FUCKERS.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:34:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Honestly, this is the most entertaining thing I've read in awhile.
A little hate makes you feel like you're doing something right.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:33:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:22:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:10:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
OH NOES MY WIT IS UPSIDE DOWN!!!
You should really think about English classes at a college up there in Diet France.
Take the "English for Pompous Cheese-Eating Cunts 102" course. You've got a rudimentary knowledge of the language, now it's just expanding on it that's the issue.
===
Not bad.
But is anyone ever gonna attack me directly? ASSUMPTIONS PEOPLE, FUCKING ASSUMPTIONS! Encaspulate your interlocutor into speculations that LOOK true. It's not that hard...look...I'm gonna insult myself:
===
Now now now, Caul, you act as if you are too fucking cool for the Uber crowd but let us look at the statistics shall we?
# Reviews written: 15711 (by Caul himself, no less)
You sound like a true winner there, you sexually confused little shit.
You act angry because the only thing you can get is people's negative attention. You act like you don't give a fuck because you wish you were so fucking special, not just another cubicle drone with no purpose in life. Oh yeah, and nice job on acting like you're french...is that exotic or something? You're just a french-canadian, a race so filthy it should not be mentionned in good company.
...
===
See? Then you go on and on as you're forcing the reader of your reply into the nutshell you created for him. I actually stopped because I was beginning to believe myself and hurt my own feelings. """"
THIS IS THE GREATEST REVIEW I HAVE EVER READ.
Seriously.
I have bookmarked it.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul, what's your beef? Mine wasn't with you. Go rate me a -2 if you feel that strongly - there's post on the top of the front page.
Just a heads-up; I don't cut anymore. It's been three years in March. Besides, my husband doesn't like the idea so much.
And Apollo assures me he's only had one glass of wine, so I guess I'd better take that back.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:32:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:29:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
regardless of which they're both equally useless to society on the whole, Caul.
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I don't get it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:27:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
He's drunk, Manic. Explains the "I wanna be Shandy"esque mood."""
ooooh nice try at annoying me stin but i care not about electronic people, i am neither drunk nor a wannabe shandy.
even shandy doens't wanna be shandy.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:30:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have not.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:30:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AJ, I love you...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:29:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
regardless of which they're both equally useless to society on the whole, Caul.
har har har
We need a new arch-nemesis.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:28:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:27:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
He's drunk, Manic. Explains the "I wanna be Shandy"esque mood.
===
I find that much more interesting than the usual circle jerks that take place here and there.
Go cut yourself.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:27:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:26:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
sometimes when i'm feeling lonely i eat elephant tranquilizers.
===
I don't know why but this reply made me shoot mucus all over my monitor. Or was it semen?
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:27:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He's drunk, Manic. Explains the "I wanna be Shandy"esque mood.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:26:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sometimes when i'm feeling lonely i eat elephant tranquilizers.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:26:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Love you too Apollo.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:24:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:23:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
I want to fuck Caul but I won't say because I'm a """virgin""".
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I did it with AJ.
And the question was "Who isn't on prescription medication?" Present tense. You see, in America we have this system called capitalism, in which the entire nation is driven by money-grubbing corporations including pharmaceutical companies, you dipshit. If you want to make me feel bad rather than just spite you for being an idiot, Apollo, you're going to have to try harder than that.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:22:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:10:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
OH NOES MY WIT IS UPSIDE DOWN!!!
You should really think about English classes at a college up there in Diet France.
Take the "English for Pompous Cheese-Eating Cunts 102" course. You've got a rudimentary knowledge of the language, now it's just expanding on it that's the issue.
===
Not bad.
But is anyone ever gonna attack me directly? ASSUMPTIONS PEOPLE, FUCKING ASSUMPTIONS! Encaspulate your interlocutor into speculations that LOOK true. It's not that hard...look...I'm gonna insult myself:
===
Now now now, Caul, you act as if you are too fucking cool for the Uber crowd but let us look at the statistics shall we?
# Reviews written: 15711 (by Caul himself, no less)
You sound like a true winner there, you sexually confused little shit.
You act angry because the only thing you can get is people's negative attention. You act like you don't give a fuck because you wish you were so fucking special, not just another cubicle drone with no purpose in life. Oh yeah, and nice job on acting like you're french...is that exotic or something? You're just a french-canadian, a race so filthy it should not be mentionned in good company.
...
===
See? Then you go on and on as you're forcing the reader of your reply into the nutshell you created for him. I actually stopped because I was beginning to believe myself and hurt my own feelings.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:20:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:18:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
No pills, I like my depression raw and uncut by manmade mind numbing chemicals.
I've found that a good long soak in the blood of mormon missionaries always cheers me right up."""
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA!!!!
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAAH!!
ahut up.
cunt.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:19:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dunno is it 4pm uk on sunday?
will find out, will call you in the week.
kenning down now.
g'night y'all - it's been amusing.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:18:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No pills, I like my depression raw and uncut by manmade mind numbing chemicals.
I've found that a good long soak in the blood of mormon missionaries always cheers me right up.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's the AJ and Apollo show.
We have to end with the marquee. *rolls eyes*
That and, as we've covered, it's going to capture the black market by accident because they'll confuse it with Showtime at the Apollo.
What time is the Chelsea-Liverpool game our time on the 5th? I'm going to check with my uncle and see if he's going to have it at his house. He's actually a traitorous Chelsea fan. Played on their B team before they made the Premiership.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:12:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AJ fair does my mate you made me snort wine onto my keyboard.
from my arse.
i saw that english error and couldn't thing of a comment anywhere near as funny as yours.
perhaps you can be promoted to almost the same level in the apollo and aj show.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:12:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82842#1800799
I forgot to ask if Ariana was home.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:11:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm not. No, really, I promise!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:10:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH NOES MY WIT IS UPSIDE DOWN!!!
You should really think about English classes at a college up there in Diet France.
Take the "English for Pompous Cheese-Eating Cunts 102" course. You've got a rudimentary knowledge of the language, now it's just expanding on it that's the issue.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:10:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmm...not me.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:10:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
pah!
pah!
and thrice pah!
YOU RAPED THORPE.
(granted he fought little but rape is rape my body arted friend)
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:08:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
CORRECT YOU BALD CONVICT CUNT.
YOU WIN A PRIZE!
The french name gives it away a little bit n'est pas?
I was referring to whisky.
no offence like.
-----------------------
Full head of hair here and able to grow thick full beard as well (some grey starting to show through). Family emigrated from ireland last generation without whip lashings or manacle sores.
No offence taken
You tea swilling pommy git.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:02:57 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm not nor have I ever been on head pills. Birth control, yes. And technically that doesn't even count because it's not a pill. """"
judging by your picture you are wasting your money on the birth control pills. You can't get pregnant from touching yourself reading 'entertainment weekly' you know.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:05:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:04:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking virgin???
That my dear ribbiter, is what we call a contradictory statement, or an oxymoron.
Emphasis on the moron.
hahaha
This is too much fun.
===
You're wit is invertly proportional to your ridiculous height. How about you shut the fuck up, zit face?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:04:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking virgin???
That my dear ribbiter, is what we call a contradictory statement, or an oxymoron.
Emphasis on the moron.
hahaha
This is too much fun.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:04:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:59:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss the days when I could insult one of these interweb people and they would actually take offense to it as if it actually meant something. Now all people do is ask their Uber buddylist exactly who the fuck I am.
Number's in the email, Jim.
What's this post you cunts are blabbering about? """
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:59:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss the days when I could insult one of these interweb people and they would actually take offense to it as if it actually meant something. Now all people do is ask their Uber buddylist exactly who the fuck I am.
Number's in the email, Jim.
What's this post you cunts are blabbering about? """
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82842
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:04:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:02:57 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm not nor have I ever been on head pills. Birth control, yes. And technically that doesn't even count because it's not a pill.
===
I'm glad you take birth control because you always came off as a gene pool offender.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:02:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm not nor have I ever been on head pills. Birth control, yes. And technically that doesn't even count because it's not a pill.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:02:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:01:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
FROG!
SNAGGLETOOTHED BRIT!
===
You have to be mean...you fucking virgin. See?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:02:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:00:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
You mean the BRITISH DRINK is great?????
It wasn't rape, I shat on my floor.
Ha! you like a BRITISH DRINK.
<takes another sip of cabernet sauvignon>
<d'oh!>
-----------------------------------
Correct me if im wrong but i think cabernet sauvignon is a mix of two french grape stains?
===
You're not wrong. But please emphasise on the <d'oh!> and understand the reply, you dense anglofuck. :-)
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:01:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:00:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
You mean the BRITISH DRINK is great?????
It wasn't rape, I shat on my floor.
Ha! you like a BRITISH DRINK.
<takes another sip of cabernet sauvignon>
<d'oh!>
-----------------------------------
Correct me if im wrong but i think cabernet sauvignon is a mix of two french grape stains? """
CORRECT YOU BALD CONVICT CUNT.
YOU WIN A PRIZE!
The french name gives it away a little bit n'est pas?
I was referring to whisky.
no offence like.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:01:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FROG!
SNAGGLETOOTHED BRIT!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:59:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
north americans can't do hot beverages.
===
Oy. Our coffee tastes like asscrack abstract and I'm pretty sure I got the whole tea preparation wrong.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:00:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:55:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss fighting with him. Now that Fetish is gone there's really no one for me to start arguments with.
Caul- you and apollo want to go back to hating me so I can go back to trying to ceaselessly annoy you for the sake of pushing buttons and garnering a few more replies to my now non-existent posts? """
who the fuck are you?
you fucking n00b, die.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You mean the BRITISH DRINK is great?????
It wasn't rape, I shat on my floor.
Ha! you like a BRITISH DRINK.
<takes another sip of cabernet sauvignon>
<d'oh!>
-----------------------------------
Correct me if im wrong but i think cabernet sauvignon is a mix of two french grape stains?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss the days when I could insult one of these interweb people and they would actually take offense to it as if it actually meant something. Now all people do is ask their Uber buddylist exactly who the fuck I am.
Number's in the email, Jim.
What's this post you cunts are blabbering about?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:59:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ALL whisky is a british derived same as all wine regardless of origin is greek/italian derived it is where it was invented.
yes, you are quite civilised with the whole tea thing.
i adore spanish and french coffee.
north americans can't do hot beverages.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:55:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul- you and apollo want to go back to hating me so I can go back to trying to ceaselessly annoy you for the sake of pushing buttons and garnering a few more replies to my now non-existent posts?
====
Go back to your herd you dorky giraffe and leave us humans alone.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss the days when I was a newcomer, when everybody told me the truth. None of that sugar-titting.
Jack Daniel is not a British Drink. But I do enjoy English Breakfast Tea.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:56:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:55:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
No meds for me.""""
Even though you plus two'd that bitches post?
I THINK YOU MIGHT NEED THEM YOU FUCKING INBECILE.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:55:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss fighting with him. Now that Fetish is gone there's really no one for me to start arguments with.
Caul- you and apollo want to go back to hating me so I can go back to trying to ceaselessly annoy you for the sake of pushing buttons and garnering a few more replies to my now non-existent posts?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:55:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:53:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jim the next time we get together we need to take antidepressants just to see what kind of shit we can come up with.
Lock Ariana up, it'll be a crazy weekend"""
HAAHHAHAHAHA.
For sure!
i've lost your number by the way, call me or text or email or something.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:55:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No meds for me.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:53:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:51:04 (#)
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Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:48:23 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:45:27 (#)
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Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:43:42 (#)
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Isnt Capitulate a funny word?
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Are you calling me out?
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Hahahaha Caul, no i just happen to think Capitulate is a funny word.
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Ah. Honestly, I thought you were talking to me.
You're right. Whisky is great. Too bad apollo can't have any since he's been raped. '''
You mean the BRITISH DRINK is great?????
It wasn't rape, I shat on my floor.
Ha! you like a BRITISH DRINK.
<takes another sip of cabernet sauvignon>
<d'oh!>
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:53:25 EST (#)
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Jim the next time we get together we need to take antidepressants just to see what kind of shit we can come up with.
Lock Ariana up, it'll be a crazy weekend.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:52:05 EST (#)
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I owe Eric Rice half of my english skills.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:51:15 EST (#)
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unban kaelic! ressurect ITM! unban PFF! EVEN FUCKING ERIC RICE.
They were the best times.
sexual preference is rape.
funniest line ever on ubersite.
sadly missed.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:51:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:48:23 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:45:27 (#)
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Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:43:42 (#)
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Isnt Capitulate a funny word?
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Are you calling me out?
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Hahahaha Caul, no i just happen to think Capitulate is a funny word.
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Ah. Honestly, I thought you were talking to me.
You're right. Whisky is great. Too bad apollo can't have any since he's been raped.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:50:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:46:46 (#)
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Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:43:42 (#)
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The problem here is you people don't embrace the medicinal qualities of good whisky. Stop swilling cheap imitations and that horrid shit most countries call beer.
Isnt Capitulate a funny word? """
i can't drink whisky since the 'incident'
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See i could never trust a man that didnt drink whisky. hell man are we all heathens?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:48:36 EST (#)
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Uber is really in its last bastion before it morphs completly into a reject dating site.
We need more people like pff, or kaelic, or anyone that simply doesn't give a fuck.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:48:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:45:27 (#)
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Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:43:42 (#)
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Isnt Capitulate a funny word?
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Are you calling me out?
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Hahahaha Caul, no i just happen to think Capitulate is a funny word.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:46:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:43:42 (#)
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The problem here is you people don't embrace the medicinal qualities of good whisky. Stop swilling cheap imitations and that horrid shit most countries call beer.
Isnt Capitulate a funny word? """
i can't drink whisky since the 'incident'
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:45:29 EST (#)
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ah yes, hadley, whilst i veer between thinking you a tool and a cunt i must tip my hat to you sir for your ubercon skitrip post thing.
i thought the most amusiong bit was when they said 'some people wanted to lay around and watch movies' ON A FUCKING SKI TRIP?????
PATHETIC.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:45:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:43:42 (#)
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Isnt Capitulate a funny word?
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Are you calling me out?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:44:37 EST (#)
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I'm not.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:43:59 EST (#)
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9 and a half apollo!
do flintstones vitamins count?
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:43:42 EST (#)
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The problem here is you people don't embrace the medicinal qualities of good whisky. Stop swilling cheap imitations and that horrid shit most countries call beer.
Isnt Capitulate a funny word?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:43:13 EST (#)
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yeah that stupid bitch post who wrote about getting her arse kicked by her fiance is a prime example.
DON'T NURTURE these fuckers. abuse them.
you can tell she is getting primed to come intot eh touchy feely group that would allow an urbane to propagate.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:42:44 EST (#)
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No prescriptions for me. Just Aleve for my knees and Vivarin so I can work through the day.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:40:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:32:38 (#)
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holy shit! someone remembers apart from this hideous caricature of myself i have become.
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No to spam or anything (I'm bored as fuck) but I too feel trapped in this stupid angry french troll caricature. That's why I make alters from time to time.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:36:27 EST (#)
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and caul, yes LETS GET A PILL THAT TURNS ANYTHING SLIGHTY ODD OR DIFFERENT OR EXCITING INTO GREY."""
hahahah, I will translate and use that line. And credit you of course.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:34:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:29:05 (#)
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My main point is: Who gives a shit? Start writing again dude. When you're good, you're great.
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Writing? The only "writing" that get attention on Uber is T.M.I., gossip and pictures. The only thing left remotely amusing in this shithole is shock humor or posts like these that shakes up the comfy faggoty lavalife-like little world that Uber has become.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:32:38 EST (#)
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holy shit! someone remembers apart from this hideous caricature of myself i have become.
send me your email address lechy my boy, i'll include you into my writing circle.
apollo88.at.gmail.com
i rarely post 'writing' here.
and caul, yes LETS GET A PILL THAT TURNS ANYTHING SLIGHTY ODD OR DIFFERENT OR EXCITING INTO GREY.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:31:28 EST (#)
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I take birth control.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:30:20 EST (#)
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I can only imagine how bad Urbane must be off the meds then...wait, I can't. Someone cannot be more fucked up.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:29:05 EST (#)
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Despite popular belief, I've never been on any anti-psychotics or medications that would alter my state of mind.
My main point is: Who gives a shit? Start writing again dude. When you're good, you're great.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:28:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:24:10 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:18:14 (#)
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Lisa does look like a pill person indeed (but I find her repulsive personality strangely arousing.) """
i had a similar thing with a hideously ugly bird at work, i'd masturbate about her even though I would never be seen with the dog. It was a humiliation, making her beg for my cock kind of thing.
she's an uppity nigger that needs raping.
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Funny, I have that strange fetish as well. The image of giving an ugly broad some "mercy sex" is pretty exciting. I think it's a very narcissistic (word?) fantasy.
Maybe they have pills to repress that too! Let's find 'em!
Submitted by Embryo (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:27:46 EST (#)
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I've never taken any sort of medication unless it was for recreational use..or a cold..? So I'm out.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:27:38 EST (#)
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Prescription drugs are never needed when you have access to good alcohol.
God i hope there is beer in the fridge.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:27:04 EST (#)
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they aren't prescription though my cheese eating chum.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:26:21 EST (#)
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i thought about you circe when i posted this but then thought 'fuck it' i am trying to be honest.
not that anyone gives a fuck what i think just as i don't give a fuck what you cunts think.
interesting you would mention your kids though, so you admit yours isn't a MEDICAL problem it is a factual problem you are unwilling to face without chemical help.
i admire your honesty as always.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:24:25 EST (#)
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I have to admit however that I take Vitamins and Creatine but these are for my workout, so eat shit you nutcases.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:24:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:18:14 (#)
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Lisa does look like a pill person indeed (but I find her repulsive personality strangely arousing.) """
i had a similar thing with a hideously ugly bird at work, i'd masturbate about her even though I would never be seen with the dog. It was a humiliation, making her beg for my cock kind of thing.
she's an uppity nigger that needs raping.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:24:01 EST (#)
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Paroxetine, to stop me being pathetic and lazy and weepy about "Wah wah my kids are gonna drop dead."
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:22:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-06-06 18:37:25 (#)
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i am petrified of who i am without medication. I am seriously a bad person when i don't take my pills. Jay, don't fuck with the meds EVER. keep emergency cash around to pay for them. I will never ever EVER go off my medication again. Last time I did... I was 18 years old. I wound up with a tattoo, 2 eyebrow rings, red and black striped hair, pierced nipples, a pierced tongue, a psycho junkie boyfriend that hit me, a moderate drinking problem, 2 arrests, and a really bad pot/ritalin habit.
...worst part? I thought my life was normal and great.
the way i work now? I don't care who you are. You could be my mother or father... if you're creating an enviorment that is fucking with my mental health, i cut you out of my life and don't ever look back. Keeping my moods out of the dangerous zones is my #1 priority in my life. """"
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
but now she is on meds she is NORMAL!!!
PRAISE THE MEDS!!!!
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:18:36 EST (#)
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I worked at an employee pharmacy in a hospital for a year or so, as well as retail (teh CVS). It'd blow your mind to know how many people are ACTUALLY on anti-depressants.
*shivers*
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:18:14 EST (#)
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Lisa does look like a pill person indeed (but I find her repulsive personality strangely arousing.)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:17:02 EST (#)
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Oral contraceptives for symptoms that mimic endometriosis. They aren't head pills, they're ovary pills.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:16:19 EST (#)
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fuck off lisa i bet you have been on everything.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:15:36 EST (#)
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This post contains many people on drugs: http://www.ubersite.com/m/67875
I can name a few just on the top of my head who I recall saying they ingested drugs:
Mystia, Urbane, jgreening, domenad, loki, Teephah, ETS, cornnugget, Circe, darko and a countless number of Yankees.
To quote Method: "There is enough prescription drug on that website to kill a herd of elephants"
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:15:10 EST (#)
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I'm not.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:14:42 EST (#)
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Hahahaha, I've only been given stuff cause of infections and sickness, not because I'm a nutter.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:14:02 EST (#)
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The only drug I currently take (on a daily basis) is this thing that the doctors call "MoreCowbellFU2."
I'm part of the initial test study.
Besides that...nada.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:13:05 EST (#)
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give it time bob, you are only nine.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-01-24 23:11:26 EST (#)
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i have never been on any medication.