ÜberWisdom, Volume 1: Voices of Über (1088 hits)
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Submitted by leilani (View user info) at 2006-01-25 14:38:01 EST
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Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:15:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:23:09 (#)
Ranking: 1
My basic rule: stomach sticks out further than ribs but not as far as tits.
Therefore girls with massive bongos get to eat extra cake.
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I think this should be added.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-26 08:10:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-25 22:06:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:56:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more Wazza
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Wazza really deserves his own!
So does Schlongy, but he's not gonna get one.... because he's called me a slut, a whore, AND a slore on this post alone :P
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-26 06:44:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-26 00:11:22 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm way too serious sometimes to ever be quoted on a post like this. Shlongy however, should have made it at least twice.
See? that's what I said, too. But do NOT include me in a "Volume 2". I'm too bitter. Slore.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 05:47:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My first ever appearance on an Uber list. As a result of this I will now dutifully follow you, puppy like, with big, soppy, adoring eyes brimming with love.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-26 05:35:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I made a list!!!
oh.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-01-26 05:31:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-26 05:14:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:35:17 (#)
Ranking: 1
I saw no buttsecks wisdom pearls. I feel cheated!
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Valid point.
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great, but needs more buttsecks. and cowbell. maybe some har har... what? oh.. alright i'm done....
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-26 05:14:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:35:17 (#)
Ranking: 1
I saw no buttsecks wisdom pearls. I feel cheated!
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Valid point.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-26 00:11:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm way too serious sometimes to ever be quoted on a post like this. Shlongy however, should have made it at least twice.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:35:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I saw no buttsecks wisdom pearls. I feel cheated!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-25 22:23:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just read this again & somehow it was even funnier to me the second time. The pastels & fonts add to the whole inspirational quote experience.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-25 22:06:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:56:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more Wazza.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-01-25 19:36:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-01-25 18:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, you quoted me!!
* sniff * Someone noticed me, and my wiseness...
This was a cool idea. The layout was good, too.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-01-25 18:29:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:42:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:40:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
This would be cool. WOULD.
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if.....?
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If a lot of things, but mostly it just would. Don't take offense at the 0, everything's cool.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-01-25 18:06:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmatron > Shitfuck
But I'll +2 anyway.
Submitted by seasofseems (user info) at 2006-01-25 17:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep reading my posts, honey. You'll soon find plenty to include in your little collection.
Great idea, by the way.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-25 17:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is this....I think it may be...MY FIRST EVER LIST!
That was a fun argument that you drew that from. I cry with tears of laughter when I get to bicker here.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-01-25 17:19:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
woo! on a list!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-25 17:14:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
damn good work
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-25 17:08:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
for the way british procreate.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:50:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why did my quote have to be a depressing one?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:50:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:18:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
"Rape is a victimless crime" -unknown
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I think Vermin said that, or maybe Degreeless Capibara. Koolmang?
Another good one: Rape is a laughing matter, banning is not.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:32:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:29:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Who is this Teephphah everyone is talking about?
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when i was trying to spell his name i was like TeephphphphphphpAH!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who is this Teephphah everyone is talking about?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, I've used no new, original material in at least 8 months...
BUT MY RERUNS STILL KICK ASS!!!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:26:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well schlongy, i culled these from recent reviews, and i haven't seen any standout ones from you lately.
Sorry, you old fucker. Better luck next time.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:23:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The lay out was very cool, and I smiled.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Rape is a victimless crime" -unknown
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:15:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45899
And THAT collection is exclusively lulled from my first 6 weeks on Uber.
Good God...what an omission.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:13:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:34:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:29:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
So I guess all I can say is "suck my dick", whore.
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Incredible. Maybe that will make the next one.
Are you shitting me? This one is from my "B" list...my throwaways...my shitpile.
I wouldn't waste my good material on this horseshit post. Slut.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:11:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
glad i was mentioned. i'm cool.
apparently you didn't read the pot/kettle thing i said here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/82535#1789937
that'd make me ever cooler.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:09:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:59:44 (#)
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Shitfuck's -2 Collection Vol.1 http://www.ubersite.com/m/35578
Shitfuck's -2 Collection Vol.2 http://www.ubersite.com/m/38319
I should really finish this off.
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Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:01:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:29:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
As reigning Uber "Best Reviewer" and pretty much a cinch to defend that title on badassmofo's post, I am offended that not ONE of my little gems of wisdom was mentioned in this post.
So I guess all I can say is "suck my dick", whore.
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Hey kid, the line ends here. It STARTS back there.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:59:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shitfuck's -2 Collection Vol.1 http://www.ubersite.com/m/35578
Shitfuck's -2 Collection Vol.2 http://www.ubersite.com/m/38319
I should really finish this off.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:52:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is brilliant. Perfect. Do more stuff like this. I've always thought a lot of reviews are better than the posts.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:42:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:40:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
This would be cool. WOULD.
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if.....?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:42:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:29:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
As reigning Uber "Best Reviewer" and pretty much a cinch to defend that title on badassmofo's post, I am offended that not ONE of my little gems of wisdom was mentioned in this post.
So I guess all I can say is "suck my dick", whore.
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If he ever gets around to issuing the results, of course.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:40:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This would be cool. WOULD.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:34:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:29:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
So I guess all I can say is "suck my dick", whore.
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Incredible. Maybe that will make the next one.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:30:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
for the quote about shitfuck by darko/dreg. that is still fucking hilarious.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
As reigning Uber "Best Reviewer" and pretty much a cinch to defend that title on badassmofo's post, I am offended that not ONE of my little gems of wisdom was mentioned in this post.
So I guess all I can say is "suck my dick", whore.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:28:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yeah, i don't know if i will ever get around to another one, but if you see any wise tidbits i missed, you can email them to uberleilani.at.gmail.com
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:26:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:51:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
holy fucking christ teephphah made a list!
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TWICE!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:19:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:39:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
what a circle jerk.
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yeah...another circle jerk i didn't make.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:14:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:12:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Another list I failed to make.
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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:12:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Another list I failed to make.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just as I expected...I am in fact, not wise.
Good show, I enjoyed this.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:09:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am a God.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:07:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Neither, dear. Just felt like making a blowjob joke is all.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmatron, was that a fat joke or a slut joke? Or both? Are you still pissed that I gave you a -2 that time?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-25 15:02:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
holy shit, i was included.
auto +2.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:58:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:43:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:42:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
In all fairness, my words of wisdom on love and sex should be credited to Ludacris. It was he and not I who composed them.
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but jeanneee! they sounded so right coming out of yo' mouth!
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I think leilani felt she had to capitalize on the words, as it's rare that any of us find, or hear about, something coming OUT of your mouth.
Who loves ya, baby.
Namedrop +2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:57:54 EST (#)
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These posts are only good if they have hilarious quotes, otherwise posts about posts on Ubersite are the suck.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:57:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice layout but you could've found better material, I think.
+1 because I'm on it
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:56:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:56:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more Wazza.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:52:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:51:02 (#)
Ranking: 1
I liked it, though it lacked any of my pearls.
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Don't worry, you'll be on the next one....
... HA HA HA who am i kidding, I am WAY TOO DISORGANIZED to ever do one of these again. Sorry brotha :(
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:51:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
holy fucking christ teephphah made a list!
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:51:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I liked it, though it lacked any of my pearls.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bwahahhaha
So that's how to finally make it on a list eh?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ghola's "elephant tranquilizer" quote did make me smile...
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:48:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay so you name dropped me, +2.
And you included the whiny shitfuck speech by dreg or whoever. Another +2.
You're running a +4 by now. Keep it up.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:44:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
a solid +0 if there ever was one.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:43:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The juxtaposition of the funny quotes alongside the serious ones make them all even better.
The kicker was that you took the time to put the umlauts on the U. It really shows us your love.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:43:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:39:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
what a circle jerk.
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Yeah! And I'm on it TWICE!!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:42:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
In all fairness, my words of wisdom on love and sex should be credited to Ludacris. It was he and not I who composed them.
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but jeanneee! they sounded so right coming out of yo' mouth!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:42:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In all fairness, my words of wisdom on love and sex should be credited to Ludacris. It was he and not I who composed them.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How the fuck am I an accomplished veteran?
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:39:35 EST (#)
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what a circle jerk.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:38:29 EST (#)
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random shit collected from ye uberites.