My Better Half (1437 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.09 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Holly Golitely <hollywon1.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-01-25 21:14:20 EST
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-31 15:39:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that's some hairy shit.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-04 07:40:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd still do ya.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-16 06:18:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The fucking thing is still broke! I fixed it yesterday morning and now it's playing up again. I hate XP! What was wrong with 2000? It didn't cunting break down for no reason, it was alright.
*sigh*
I'll try again later. I'm sorry too mess you about.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-15 07:44:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My computers working again. Sort of. I'll see if I can get MSN installed tonight.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-08 01:22:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holly, where have you been?
Mr Butterfly doctor friend is waitng to Internet love you.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:47:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ways for lori to have an insanely high hit count:
Post a picture of herself.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-01-26 20:34:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
holly. can you dim the lights, its blurring your camera. i can only see the outline of you ear.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:13:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-25 21:18:42 (#)
Ranking: 1
Your better half needs a shave.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:22:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah good. Mystery solved.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, that sure didn't sound like I meant for it to, Berty.
What I meant to say is that I've been disappointed to have missed you the last few days. Hopefully, I'll catch you online this weekend. Or, you can rearrange your sleep schedule to accommodate mine :)
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
funny...I could SWEAR thats MY beard!
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:31:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Berty, you asshole. I would never block you.
As soon as I get home from work, I turn on my computer.
As soon as I turn on my computer, I sign on to MSN.
Then, I get sad because you're not there.
If you didn't go to bed at 9pm, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
I'm glad you asked, though...instead of going on assuming that I'm nuts.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:29:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sort it out Holly
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:18:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why did you block me?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:33:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That looks like Eric, my ex.
Submitted by SamsArmy (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I laughed, a little.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 06:55:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice rack in the background.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-26 06:42:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I thought it was gonna be a shot of your beaver...imagine my disappointment.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-01-26 05:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dont his whiskers tickle your poom a bit?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 00:27:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why? http://www.ubersite.com/m/82804#1802987 :-/
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-26 00:09:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the holy fuck are you on....? I really do want to rate this better but.....
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:52:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Falco the second? Put your web cam back on.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:22:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whose beard would it be, were it not yours, Falco?
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That doesnt look like my beard...............hey wait a second! You two timin' huer!
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:14:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:08:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
shouldn't those lips be going up and down instead of side to side?
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we're versatile.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:14:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I loves me some bearded clam, but come on now...
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:08:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shouldn't those lips be going up and down instead of side to side?
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-25 22:53:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's about this cool post that I did a couple of days ago.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82512
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-25 22:46:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck is this about?
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-25 22:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
(of course) if you believe everyone is overguestimating, you can say......1
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-25 22:39:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
$14 dollars to the one who can come closest to guessing the number of hairs on my chinny chin chin.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-25 22:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ave Maria.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-25 22:22:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2006-01-25 21:52:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
i once gave about 16 inches......... of hair to locks of love. i never got a post card
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That's outrageous.
I'll mention it to the board.
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2006-01-25 22:07:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone loves a good beard.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2006-01-25 21:52:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i once gave about 16 inches......... of hair to locks of love. i never got a post card
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-25 21:44:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Soul Mate!
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-25 21:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SO YOU'RE A TRANSGENDER HUH? LET'S FUCK!
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-25 21:38:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
EH! I can't let the Locks of Love "joke" stand.
I gave 11 inches of hair and am working on 11 more (10 is the minimum but I don't want to become a bulldyke for charity :) ).
I feel like a hillbilly, but it's a good cause. My hair is BEAUTIFUL and I must share.
PLUS, you get a post card.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-25 21:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She's not lying. The beard is to cover her adams apple.
And no, I didn't lie. I drove him home and came back.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-25 21:26:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't judge me!
It's for Locks of Love!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-25 21:25:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woah....You need to do some serious shaving girl.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-25 21:23:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-25 21:19:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
I have nice lips though, right?!
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I'm rubbing my penis on them now. Aaaaaaaahhhhh. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH. EEEERRRRUUURRRGGHHHHH....
*splooge*
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-25 21:19:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have nice lips though, right?!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-25 21:18:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Your better half needs a shave.