I hate the Library Trolls (609 hits)
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Submitted by JacobT (View user info) at 2006-01-25 22:18:31 EST
In the school that I go to, the buses usually drop students off a half-hour prior to school starting. As usual, we congregate with our various cliques, and loiter around the school. Most people have a little alcove, teachers room, bench, or other area that they hang out in, but one group doesn't, and that horrifying group is the "Library Trolls".
Every morning these overweight, acne infested fag hags, assosciated fags, and kids who play magic to the point that not even thier parents could love them, hang out in the library, taking the 10 computers available to students unable to do thier typing at home, and read blogs on gothic websites, and troll similarly gothic forums.
Normally I avoid the Library Trolls, but today ended up a bit different. I had a story to print for English CP and don't own a printer.
I woke up at 5 am, did some trolling of my own, gave out -2's on uber, and then at 6:30 proceded to ride the bus to school, like all the other cool kids do.
I got to school early, before 7 am, and headed to the library. Only 1 computer remained unoccupied, the rest were of course in the hands of the Library Trolls. I sat down at the computer, pressed the power button, and as soon as Windows started loading up, I walked over to ask the librarian about coming in during study hall to do some work.
"No, we won't be having anyone in during study hall today, the "Book Warriors" (the schools book club actually voted to be called this), during study hall today".
Great, Now I've got to do this shit now. I walked back to my computer, which I had set my backpack next to in order to mark my territory, and happened upon a Troll logging in to her account.
"Excuse me, I was using this computer to do a bit of work"
"MY FRIEND WAS HERE FIRST!" Yelled the Troll using the computer next to mine.
"No, I came in here, this thing wasn't even turned on. I am using this computer."
"No! Her stuff was here first!" It yelled again.
"No, I came in, turned on the computer, and went to talk to the librarian. The Trolls yelling has already attracted both of the librarians.
"NO, I WAS USING THIS Fff COMPUTER!" I yelled at the disgusting, pimple covered abomination before me.
At this point both librarians are standing there, confused, unsure as to how to deal with any conflict in thier perfect world of books and words. I turn and look at one of them, trying to get them to do something, and she looks away from me like I'm Jesus about to be fucking crucified.
"Excuse me, but this person took the computer I was using, and I need to do work on it, unlike the rest of these "people" down here." I said to her.
And then she began to walk away, like a dog after you've yelled at it.
"Ma'am, I need to use a computer, and she took the one I was using."
"NO SHE DIDN'T HER STUFF WAS HERE FIRST!"
"Jesus Christ... Look, just give me a pass for study hall and I'll go".
"Alright, I guess we can do that".
I got my pass, walked back to get my stuff, and found the Trolls to be gathering around the one who took my computer. The fuckers snickered like schoolgirls (This would be a no-shit statement if you could actually tell their genders), and stared at me as I walked by.
Great, now I'm on fucking display over this bitches crap. I turned and faced her, and said but two words: "Fat Cunt", and walked out the library, just slow enough to hear the gay anorexic male troll threaten to get me expelled for sexually harassing his friend.
Fat: adj. Obese; corpulent.
Cunt: n. Vulgur Slang. Offensive. Used as a disparaging term for a woman.
I think that pegged her fairly well.
User Reviews
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-04-12 21:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i beat those kind of kids up.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:24:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:00:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate these "Wiccan" jackoffs too, but don't be such a pussy. Just clock one of them next time, you fucking pansy.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:30:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're not doing very well.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:21:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate you
Submitted by SamsArmy (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:16:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Not a -2 only because I can empathize from my High School days. But unlike you, I bought a printer and dealt with it.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-01-26 07:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Awww, poor little baby.
Did the mean smart kids give you shit?
Do the jocks beat you?
Life suck; get tougher skin, kid.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 04:07:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:29:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
orgasmotron (if that is how you spell/ is your real name...)
my room-mates gun has nine bullets in it,
there is nine bullets in my room-mates gun.
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"My room mate's gun has nine bullets in it.
There are nine bullets in my room mate's gun."
Spend more time at the library.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:29:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
orgasmotron (if that is how you spell/ is your real name...)
my room-mates gun has nine bullets in it,
there is nine bullets in my room-mates gun.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you've ever written is worthless. You're worthless. Return to your freshman homeroom and do us all a favor a slit your own throat.
You fucking suck.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:40:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, how I hate not proofreading my reviews.
2 x "face" at the end = a 0 for you.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Clique" go jocks and brainiacs down high school halls each day
"Clique" go goths and cheerleaders (though each their separate ways)
"Clique" go Young Republicans and liberal gays to class
"Clique" go I alone, a clique unto myself at last
"Click" - my locker door shuts softly, lacking weight and force
"Click" - the classroom doorknob turns, I enter late of course
"Click" - my eyes go red, I find it difficult to see
"Click" - I lay my judgment upon those that have judged me
"Click" goes my revolver: bullet ripping up his face
"Click" goes my revolver: see her bloody, screaming face
"Click" goes my revolver: this young turk won't breathe no more
"Click" goes my revolver: one more dead upon the floor
"Click" goes my revolver: now you'll never laugh at me
"Click" goes my revolver: ah, there's one more left...I'm free
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate these "Wiccan" jackoffs too, but don't be such a pussy. Just clock one of them next time, you fucking pansy.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-25 22:47:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-01-25 22:43:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Ooh, ooh! Now tell us a story about how much you like the taste of cock.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-01-25 22:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ooh, ooh! Now tell us a story about how much you like the taste of cock.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-01-25 22:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bah, I omitted a sentence in there... and forgot a quotation mark...
"No, I came in, turned on the computer, and went to talk to the librarian."
And should be more random bitchy yelling directly after this line, other than my similarly bitchy yelling.