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My Better Half (554 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 0 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Liquid Paper (View user info) at 2006-01-25 23:56:08 EST

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:18:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

where's the string of pearls?

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:27:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Salesman: "What you want is the Deuluxe Gas Princess.This baby has four broilers,
a gaserrole indicator, a fold out ironing
board and down here...a foot soaking
tub. Since as a woman you'll be standing
in front of it all day."

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:31:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

You wish.

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-26 05:55:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

WTF

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:43:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:59:56 (#)
Ranking: 0

Figures. Your better half is a cartoon of a non-existant, or long dead, or at the very least, geriatric old woman.

Loser.
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This was the only good part of this post.

Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2006-01-26 00:54:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 00:24:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

bland

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-26 00:15:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well. She does have nice dick sucking lips. Have a +1.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-26 00:06:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

She'd better be barefoot.
And ready to free a fresh-made pie from the oven.

Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-01-26 00:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

no my better half does what she's told and cooks me meals. fuck you, you silly fag.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:59:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Figures. Your better half is a cartoon of a non-existant, or long dead, or at the very least, geriatric old woman.

Loser.