Go Fuck Yourself I'm Nice... (10694 hits)
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Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2006-01-26 01:22:18 EST
This post is going to tweak a nerve with most of you and you know what, I really could give two shits. But the truth is I come here to write whatever the fuck I feel like writing and if you don't like the posts I write, don't click on them. It's really that simple and it isn't brain surgery.
Bart created this place for anyone with a voice to speak whether it be some user that has nothing nice to say, or me who believes there is better in the world than someone who hides behind a computer somewhere calling a person a cripple or a weak person for speaking their mind. In one way or another we're all here to have a voice and have fun. But at what point does 'fun' become just outright mean, wrong and despiteful? My voice just so happens to be the voice of kindness. Sure I've had my moments when I've tried to be a bitch to n00bs, but really it's just not me. If I'm provoked by someone like Hadley who calls me a ' a hop-a-long-cripple' or by Caul who calls me in so many words an 'ugly, too much make-up, one-legged cyborg.' it really doesn't matter because well, I can chose to read the vomit that has been spread across my computer or not. But we all know we read what others have to say here, that's what we do. We all have a voice. And everyone is entitled to their own individual choice to say whatever it is they want to say.
However, when it comes down to people who judge others on being nice, well that's just where I draw the line. What is wrong with being a nice person? I'm not asking you to kiss my ass. I'm asking for constructive criticism when I write something. I am not looking for you to say 'shut the fuck up cunt' or 'peg who cares what you say' or 'don't they have cripple skis for you to ski on' or 'you you must hobble around'. When you people say things like that, I wonder who the hell brought you up? What mother or father would ever what their child to say that to another human being? And I only hope you never, ever have a child that might be, how should I say this, handicap. But ya know, TV's fall on heads, and Karmas a bitch so watch out.
Yeah, I have one leg and yes I've been ridiculed pretty much my whole life and if it makes you feel better making fun of me, do so. It still won't stop me from being the person that I am, which is nice. I'll always be the girl with the smile on my face. The pink cowboy hat on my head, and the pointless 'flowers are pretty posts'. Get fucking used to it or I'll take my leg off and smack you in the head with it. Or, we can do shots out of it. Your choice?
User Reviews
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-01 10:41:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is pretty much the one post that defines the assholes from the bigger assholes (I mean it IS ubersite)
Submitted by lossy (user info) at 2006-06-23 10:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Another whiney little bitch
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-23 10:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
keep smiling
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-05 19:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-05 17:11:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
I've only just seen this.
I'm not entirely sure that the point of your post makes much sense, so I'll just comment on you (or, the you I see through uber) instead. Thrilled, huh? Personally, you're not my cup of tea - I don't find you particularly entertaining and you can get a bit twee and cutesy for my taste, but I do think you're probably one of the strongest people I'm aware of on uber. You persistently try to maintain a cheerfullness and an optimism in the face of adversity and that shows serious strength of character. It's a trait that very few people these days posess.
The only thing you can truely control in this world is how you react to things - you're never going to stop people like me from being mannerless cunts, but you can stop it from bothering you. You know enough about uber to know that by putting anything up here you are throwing it out to the sharks - I already knew about the leg deal before you put it in that post, and I have to say I was quite impressed to see you willingly divulge it, knowing what the obvious reaction was going to be. You already have the self-belief to cope with whatever is thrown at you, so just crack on with it.
Sticks and stumps...eh, stones, dude.
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Probably the best review/comment yet. Filthy, you and I have had our issues from day one. But I respect the hell out of you. I came out with my leg because I like to meet people and I hate having to explain my situation to them. Not because I feel bad about explaining it, but because I know when they ask and I tell them, they feel like shit because they posed the question to begin with. I've always put myself before other people and this is no exception. I am an incredibly strong woman and I am proud of myself because of that.
As far as my writing, or lack there of is concerned, I write the things that I am feeling inside. I know I might be a bit nauseating at times, but I've been places and seen things that most people have never seen. There is a lot of sadness in this world and I've seen it first hand. I just like to see people smile. This world needs more of that.
Thanks Katherine. ;)
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-02-05 17:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just need another hit *twitches* http://www.ubersite.com/m/82914
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-05 17:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've only just seen this.
I'm not entirely sure that the point of your post makes much sense, so I'll just comment on you (or, the you I see through uber) instead. Thrilled, huh? Personally, you're not my cup of tea - I don't find you particularly entertaining and you can get a bit twee and cutesy for my taste, but I do think you're probably one of the strongest people I'm aware of on uber. You persistently try to maintain a cheerfullness and an optimism in the face of adversity and that shows serious strength of character. It's a trait that very few people these days posess.
The only thing you can truely control in this world is how you react to things - you're never going to stop people like me from being mannerless cunts, but you can stop it from bothering you. You know enough about uber to know that by putting anything up here you are throwing it out to the sharks - I already knew about the leg deal before you put it in that post, and I have to say I was quite impressed to see you willingly divulge it, knowing what the obvious reaction was going to be. You already have the self-belief to cope with whatever is thrown at you, so just crack on with it.
Sticks and stumps...eh, stones, dude.
Submitted by Embryo (user info) at 2006-02-04 01:12:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-04 01:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if you don't like the posts I write, don't click on them. It's really that simple and it isn't brain surgery.
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No, see, it is simple, but you got it wrong. The way you say it is, there is no reason for the -2 to exist. If you don't like the posts, you click on them anyway and give them a -2. That's what it's there for.
Other than that, I don't know you and won't judge you.
Plain even neutral 401st review 0.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-04 00:58:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
REVIEW NUMBER 400!!!
Submitted by jlb392 (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well said....
it's so easy for people to criticize each other's work, isn't it? I haven't posted very much on here because of the criticism.
Glad you aren't going to let it bother you.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:25:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
2 mo' fo' fo' oh oh.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:13:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good God this post raised a shitstorm, didn't it? Personally, I'll go for shots from the prosthetic, but I've always been partial to wood grain alcohol.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-01 15:39:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tiger, my macaroni & cheese beats your any day of the week!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83279
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-01 10:42:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may
not lead. Just bend over and grab your ankles, Mom.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-01 10:35:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2006-02-01 05:18:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
go fuck your gimp ass self, you fake bitch. does it make you feel better about yourself to give yourself the self-proclaimed title of "nice"? Perhaps that's because it's the only thing you have left to cling to...except for the railing when your pirate stump gives way and you're on the verge of falling right smack onto your big moon pie face.
does a moon pie sound good right about now? huh? answer me, fat stuff.
i want to kick you directly in your ass and watch you wobble like a bowl of jello before tumbling into a mall fountain.
and no, no one forced me to read your post. i stumbled onto it by accident. but i would gladly trade the precious seconds i wasted in reading this post in exchange for watching "Big Mama's House 2" on a repeated loop for 17 hours.
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ahhahahahahhahahah
Seriously, WOW. Where can we attend your class?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-01 08:54:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF??? My ratings dropped without additional hits or reviews!!
I CALL SHENANNIGANS!!!!
Read my new stuff... Come on.... I never post... you know you want to.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83247
Who broke Uber?? I'm guessing it was Method.... or all these Tigerlilly posts.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-01 08:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2006-02-01 05:18:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
go fuck your gimp ass self, you fake bitch. does it make you feel better about yourself to give yourself the self-proclaimed title of "nice"? Perhaps that's because it's the only thing you have left to cling to...except for the railing when your pirate stump gives way and you're on the verge of falling right smack onto your big moon pie face.
does a moon pie sound good right about now? huh? answer me, fat stuff.
i want to kick you directly in your ass and watch you wobble like a bowl of jello before tumbling into a mall fountain.
and no, no one forced me to read your post. i stumbled onto it by accident. but i would gladly trade the precious seconds i wasted in reading this post in exchange for watching "Big Mama's House 2" on a repeated loop for 17 hours.
AHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*snort*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2006-02-01 05:18:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
go fuck your gimp ass self, you fake bitch. does it make you feel better about yourself to give yourself the self-proclaimed title of "nice"? Perhaps that's because it's the only thing you have left to cling to...except for the railing when your pirate stump gives way and you're on the verge of falling right smack onto your big moon pie face.
does a moon pie sound good right about now? huh? answer me, fat stuff.
i want to kick you directly in your ass and watch you wobble like a bowl of jello before tumbling into a mall fountain.
and no, no one forced me to read your post. i stumbled onto it by accident. but i would gladly trade the precious seconds i wasted in reading this post in exchange for watching "Big Mama's House 2" on a repeated loop for 17 hours.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-31 18:42:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NYORL'S SAGA!!!!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BWUAHaAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:51:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't rate this before.
Just because.
Now it needs heat.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
kumbaya, my lord....kumbaya..............
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i remember having some nasty reviews from TigerLilly.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:14:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tiger - look at my newest post. It's about comedy
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-01-31 09:02:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-31 08:54:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
The replys on this post are outstanding. But come now people. Let it die and find somewhere else to camp.
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QUIT yo Jibba Jabba foo'! Or I gonna tell these people about that night you spent with that clown Face. Don't go denying it. I done welded your leg to the front of my van afterwards.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-31 08:54:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The replys on this post are outstanding. But come now people. Let it die and find somewhere else to camp.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-01-31 08:43:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The internet is not for nice people. I, if nothing else, am proof.
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-01-31 08:34:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Quit the Jibba Jabba foo's! Can't you see me standing here?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-01-31 03:33:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Were you a lurker before you signed up?
If not, you should have been. If so, then you knew exactly what you were getting into when you signed up.
Either way, if you show that you are human on any level, people will attack you. That's just the way it works here. You of all people should know that by now. Creating a post about it will only show that people have successfully made their way under your skin. In short, if you can't handle assholes everywhere exploiting your every weakness, then you might as well go the way of Lojope.
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-01-30 23:53:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 23:03:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:56:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
har har look at the mad little frenchman.
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Traumatized is more like it
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Fucking hilarious!, yellow-snow boy.
+1+
Submitted by Tyrone_Washington (user info) at 2006-01-30 23:49:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't worry, you're not the only one who hates feminist pinko sluts.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-01-30 23:31:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I god, I was going to -2 but then I read part of it.
Just for mentioning those insults against you this gets a +2.
Who wouldn't want to be a cyborg?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 23:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:59:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
caul how much time did it take to write that?
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5-10 minutes. About the time I had to wait for a task to finish on the super exciting fun MainFrame that I work on.
Surely less time it takes me to answer all your questions throughout a day.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 23:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:56:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
har har look at the mad little frenchman.
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Traumatized is more like it
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:59:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
caul how much time did it take to write that?
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:58:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
>> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaw. Could you be more up her ass? How's her intestine's wall? The above paragraph was actually kind scary.
<snort>
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:56:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
har har look at the mad little frenchman.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:40:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I have just noticed one of the most sad/funny reply on Uber. Let's see:
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-26 22:40:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because you are such a fucking awesome person I would go to bat for you
regardless. """
>> YEAH! YOU GO GIRL! YOU SISTAZ ARE JUST LIKE THAT!!! *crosses fingers*
But
This place is getting to you. You have seemed to have attracked some stalkers.
That's what they are. They are stalkers. Determined to piss you off because,
for whatever reason, they don't like you. """
>> Stalkers you say? I gave -2 to the girl and she emailed me asking "wtf is your problem" Then reviewed the lady with a -2 and left a "stfu" comment and has since then completly lost it, acting like I burned her family alive. I didn't "stalk" anyone you fucking idiot, I only reacted, just like she did.
Everyone knows that caul is an asshole and that hadley is a bitter asshole.
And there are a few strange people that pop in just to say something
asinine and immature. Who they fuck pays attention to them?"""
>> Obviously, you do.
Don't think for a second that people don't see you for what you are and see those jerks
for what they are. People just ignore them. I mean what does that say about a
person when they can sit there and make cross that boundary and make fun of something like that."""
>> What does that say about TL when she goes on a fit and calls me a fag or mock Hadley misfortunes? The same thing it says about us...fuck all.
We all know that they are the type of people to piss on everyone's parade. They
are parade pissers. Ha! You just have to ignore them. They feed off of that shit."""
>> There are no parade to piss on here. Just people living under the false pretense that they have some sort of Internet coolness. We are just providing the reality checks.
And yes this shit is getting to you. I could see it when I was over your house.
You are such a big hearted person that something like this would bother you.
No no. That's a good thing. Don't ever feel like that is a bad trait.
The world needs 5000 more of you and one less of them.
And that makes you one up on them right there."""
>> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaw. Could you be more up her ass? How's her intestine's wall? The above paragraph was actually kind scary.
Guess what. I will probably get shit for this but... am I wrong? """
I don't know about wrong, but you certainly are in need of a social life.
Jesus fucking Christ, parts of this were so miserable, it actually made me dizzy.
People must walk over you a lot in life.
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:37:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing wrong with being nice. Taking shots out of a leg would be quite a lot of fun as well.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:48:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
if you can Fuck like the rest of the 'crips' i've had in my life you're OK in my book
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:05:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've always thought you were a pretty cool person. Sure, sometimes the 'friendship and flowers' makes me want to kick you in the shins, but for the most part, I think you're a good person and I have nothing against you whatsoever.
I didn't even know about your condition until real recently and, you know, it didn't change my opinion of you one iota. Things like that just don't matter in the scheme of things.
It takes a big person to overcome the obvious obstacles something like that presents. It would be easy to lose your sense of humor and strop about it, but you don't. I really, truly admire that.
Ok, I've tasted your ass enough.
Submitted by SammySnyders (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:40:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That nigga's drinking out of a boot
oh snap, were those words above that pic
to see an abridged version of this post please visit
http://captainfoamy.com
by the time you get there you will realize you never really cared
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:20:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss Kates.
No more email, no more AIM, nothing.
If it were not for this post, I would wonder if she still existed.
How are things, babe?
Submitted by burt_mianus (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
damn girl, i agree with u 100%, some people are so fecking rude when it comes to people, especially on uber. Its damn right harsh and nasty. GO GIRL!!!!!!!
Submitted by Tyrone_Washington (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:29:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:08:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Tyrone_Washington (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:02:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm positive Montreal has at least one restaurant from every country and plenty of foreginers, that's gonna equal a LOT of mixing.
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After centuries of inbreeding, we need new blood!
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Heh. I hear ya there. Everyone in Baie-St. Paul looked disturbingly similar. 'Meet your brother'.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so no atm?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:25:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know about kissing. As long as I have anal lesions, I'm pretty satisfied. It's a good indicator that I completly surrendered to the perversion unfolding before/behind me.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so caul would kiss method. we have pictorial proof. would method kiss caul? or is it purely a round of greek sex and skullfucking.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 09:49:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
well at least this time it's caul fucking another man's mouth instead of the other way around.
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How would you know that?!
p.s. I love spamming this piece of shit post.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:08:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Tyrone_Washington (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:02:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm positive Montreal has at least one restaurant from every country and plenty of foreginers, that's gonna equal a LOT of mixing.
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After centuries of inbreeding, we need new blood!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:05:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-30 09:48:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
I want Caulaincourts manbutter
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That's right bitch...my speciality is semen clabbering
Submitted by Tyrone_Washington (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm positive Montreal has at least one restaurant from every country and plenty of foreginers, that's gonna equal a LOT of mixing.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 09:59:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-30 09:57:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul takes it in the pooper
On second thought, I don't want to bang Caul, he's too A-rab looking
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stfu, turkish scum
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-30 09:57:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul takes it in the pooper
On second thought, I don't want to bang Caul, he's too A-rab looking
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 09:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well at least this time it's caul fucking another man's mouth instead of the other way around.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-30 09:48:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I want Caulaincourts manbutter
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-01-30 09:42:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm confused...
Submitted by Tyrone_Washington (user info) at 2006-01-30 09:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's still a cool picture. It's the phrase and the person writing it that kills me 'Go fuck yourself, I'm nice'...like saying 'I'll suck your cock for a pack of smokes, but I'm straight'
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2006-01-30 06:50:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's ok Miss Lilly, I love you.
*Hugs*
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-30 06:19:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Being nice is cool but it's not for everyone. I'd like to think of myself as 'nice' but am sure I have my moments.
If everyone was nice - or if everyone was indeed the same, it would be a very boring world. I assume you just enjoy arguing (or bantering) with Caul & Hadley et all.
I like you.
And Caul just emailed me and told me he was secretly in love with you. Sorry Caul - I HAD to tell her..
*dances around with flowers*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-30 05:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-30 05:26:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
I would like to enter this post as evidence. Call it "Exhibit A," if you will.
TigerLilly will NEVER recieve a negative rating. She could post Tubgirl licking Goatse's asshole while the guys from Lemonparty eat popcorn naked in the background, forget the NSFW, and add a bunch of Habeeb-like comments, and it would STILL get a + score.
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HOT!
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-30 05:26:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I would like to enter this post as evidence. Call it "Exhibit A," if you will.
TigerLilly will NEVER recieve a negative rating. She could post Tubgirl licking Goatse's asshole while the guys from Lemonparty eat popcorn naked in the background, forget the NSFW, and add a bunch of Habeeb-like comments, and it would STILL get a + score.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-30 01:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2006-01-30 01:07:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think we're in different continents so maybe I'll just have to find someone else's leg to drink out of, but I think we need some form of girly bonding anyway. I have a disability that no one can see, (and no, it's not schizophrenia those voices are real...) so we can bond over our freakishness. Woo, go freak-grrls
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You have a penis?
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2006-01-30 01:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think we're in different continents so maybe I'll just have to find someone else's leg to drink out of, but I think we need some form of girly bonding anyway. I have a disability that no one can see, (and no, it's not schizophrenia those voices are real...) so we can bond over our freakishness. Woo, go freak-grrls.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-01-30 00:50:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you go girl
<snaps fingers>
<bobs head>
Submitted by Tyrone_Washington (user info) at 2006-01-30 00:36:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What an annoying sounding, whiny ass cuntrag. Damn. I wouldn't take any liquor from you, and I'm an alcoholic. That's how much you repulse me.
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2006-01-29 23:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hi. :-)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-29 21:41:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
(2) Men are stupid because they can't understand women. Women are worse because they expect men to understand them.
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Very true because most men don't understand the majority of things in life but yet we woman still love them dispite this flaw.
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Your bitter bitchy version of feminism sucks ass.
Real strong women would wish that you get a swift kick of reason in the face
Submitted by yuvalset (user info) at 2006-01-29 17:13:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very good I applaud you for standing up to nicety. Recently nicety got herself into some problems... I don't know if you were aware of it but nicety went to a bar and got drunk and people started getting on her case and she said: but what's wrong with being nice and they said: hahaha you are a jackass retarded moronic sucker and no one uses you anymore and she said but people still use me don't they? and they said you're dellusional no one cares about you anymore people like Mrs Meanness and then she said no they don't! and they said yes they do actually we know for a fact Mrs. Meanness is making 300,000,000 dollars a year so you can be sure a heck of alot of people are using her. So Nicety, having nothing further to say, went to the Jon and puked.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-01-29 16:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you have one leg?
Is sex like really fucking wierd and awesome like something I haven't ever thought of or does your nub get in the way?
I'd hit it just to see.
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2006-01-29 13:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I for one, would be honored to drink shots out of your leg.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-01-29 10:31:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Bart created this place for anyone with a voice to speak"
...have you read About Us?
Bart says: "The content of Ubersite is created by anyone who wishes to create content for Ubersite. Every user who reads content can rate the content as to its usefulness."
Meaning, this website is designed to destroy posts which people don't like. Hence, if we don't like your post, we don't want to avoid clicking on it, we want to click on it and -2 it.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-01-29 01:46:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugly Bitch
Submitted by Captain_Zombie (user info) at 2006-01-28 23:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
At first I didn't understand the picture. I thought it was someone drinking cum out of a rubber dong. Then the illusion faded, and the image got less funny.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2006-01-28 18:56:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Only time you've ever done anything that irked me was when you posted in a reply Michael's obit, and even that wasn't all that bad. He's dead, not like it's gonna matter to him. I just think people are bitches.
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2006-01-28 16:29:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-01-28 04:53:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
I have an old friend (female) and she has given me two of the best quotes I've ever heard.
(1) Nobody gives a shit if you're sick, so you might as well get better.
(2) Men are stupid because they can't understand women. Women are worse because they expect men to understand them.
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HAHA, Off_The_Wagon sounds like a therapist who studied psychiatry by reading Bazooka Joe comics.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-28 05:15:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not really a big fan of arguing so I hope I don't disappoint you if we never argue or speak again for that matter. It's been fun. Now I must grab my honey and go to bed. Chow.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-01-28 05:11:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just like wrapping things up. It makes it easier to stack future arguments.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-28 05:08:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry were we ever un-settled? Of course we are. We were having a conversation one where two people speak freely back and forth without petty name calling. It was nice for a change. You're cool in my book and all is well. Thanks for the chat my friend.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-01-28 05:06:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
All right then...so...are we settled?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-28 05:03:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-01-28 04:53:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
I have an old friend (female) and she has given me two of the best quotes I've ever heard.
(1) Nobody gives a shit if you're sick, so you might as well get better.
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I'm not sick. But thanks for the quote.
(2) Men are stupid because they can't understand women. Women are worse because they expect men to understand them.
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Very true because most men don't understand the majority of things in life but yet we woman still love them dispite this flaw.
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I won't try to guess your "hidden" intentions. Afterall, I can't get in YOUR mind. What I can say is that when you write something like this you have to expect people to take it at face value. If that is incorrect, it's because it wasn't communicated properly. Nobody's fault, but your own.
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Very true and I won't argue with that. And if you go back to MY comments you'll see that I've said exactly that. I was drunk and this post was a hit and miss and poorly executed.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-01-28 04:53:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have an old friend (female) and she has given me two of the best quotes I've ever heard.
(1) Nobody gives a shit if you're sick, so you might as well get better.
(2) Men are stupid because they can't understand women. Women are worse because they expect men to understand them.
I won't try to guess your "hidden" intentions. Afterall, I can't get in YOUR mind. What I can say is that when you write something like this you have to expect people to take it at face value. If that is incorrect, it's because it wasn't communicated properly. Nobody's fault, but your own.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-28 04:35:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-01-28 04:21:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
I've read them. I'd say this was righteous anger. My problem is with the way you try to back out of it and play it off as a joke. There is nothing wrong with being upset...especially when people are insulting you.
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My problem is the way you assume what is going on in my head. You dont know me from Adam. I'm not upset in the least. I'd be upset If I got into a fight with Pentameter or Munkeypants or AlwaysAnEagle because those are the people on this site that matter to me. And I wouldn't call what those guys say to me as insults per se. They just have nothing better to come up with. In the end of this post I poked fun of my leg but at the beginning chastised others for making fun of me? Don't you see the hypocrisy? All in all though and to be perfectly honest...this post has done the two things I anticipated it would. But since you're so smart you can go and figure that out.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-01-28 04:27:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
By calling it vomit, aren't you admitting it's offensive to you?
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-01-28 04:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"If I'm provoked by someone like Hadley who calls me a ' a hop-a-long-cripple' or by Caul who calls me in so many words an 'ugly, too much make-up, one-legged cyborg.' it really doesn't matter because well, I can chose to read the vomit that has been spread across my computer or not."
Did you mean this or not?
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-01-28 04:21:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've read them. I'd say this was righteous anger. My problem is with the way you try to back out of it and play it off as a joke. There is nothing wrong with being upset...especially when people are insulting you.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-28 04:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-01-28 03:55:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
If this is sarcasm, it's as shitty as Snark's. In reality, it's just a way for you to bitch and moan without committing yourself to the negative consequences. I bet you even practiced your "aw shucks, I'm just a kiddin'" line. It's horseshit. Be a fucking woman and own up to your anger.
Oh reality, cause that's what this place is all about. Reality? Thanks for clearing that up for me. I was in the dark for a bit. I'm not bitching about anything. Read the posts and the comments dipshit. Then we'll talk about what is horseshit.
Oh, and I assure your, I'm all woman. No doubt about it.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-01-28 03:55:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If this is sarcasm, it's as shitty as Snark's. In reality, it's just a way for you to bitch and moan without committing yourself to the negative consequences. I bet you even practiced your "aw shucks, I'm just a kiddin'" line. It's horseshit. Be a fucking woman and own up to your anger.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-28 03:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, BigMike I have a soft spot for big, bald two legged men. In fact, I've only slept with big guys with two legs. ;)
Honestly though Mike, I've been here all along and I've read everything you've written and everything everyone else has written and I choose to respond to the people that I feel are worthy of my words. You're one of them. And I know that you're an adult who has class. You're a good person Mike and on this site that is shunned. I know you would never say the things to me that others have said here because you're a stellar individual who has class. Unfortunately there are too many here that don't. But the point is if I defend myself I am either a hitwhore or a crybaby, whining, But on the other side of the coin I can say nothing and then I just post material that makes everyone feel 'happy". But truth be told, I am happy and like others to be happy too. This last post was a spoof on myself and I turned out to be the devil incarnate. This is why I just sit back and watch everything unfold. I don't really feel the need to argue with people who pull out the third grade insults. We can all do that, and I probably did IN THIRD GRADE. But I've realized it is only waste of my time. I do know that people prey on others here because they don't have the cojones to say the things they do face to face. I personally like the face to face arguments. In fact, I say bring em' on. In any event, this post was a spoof on myself. I wrote it drunk and we all know drinking and Uber don't mix. I guess I should probably stop drinking now?
crazyaardvark. Date. Time. Location. I'm there.
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2006-01-28 01:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bring on the shots, Tiger.
I know the occasional -2DIE is warranted by noobs, but I agree that it gets unnecessarily harsh here sometimes. Can't we all just get along?
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-28 01:34:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Once more http://www.ubersite.com/m/82914
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-28 00:52:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:51:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:29:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
It is my guess that some of the people who are a pain in the ass or who present themselves as socially inept here on Uber really are that way in person. They are so repressed in real life with these emotions that, every day here on Uber they let it out as some form of personal therapy. That's probably a good thing. By being a sounding board for the emotionally repressed and scarred individuals, Ubersite may actually be doing the general public a great service.
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You could pretty much say that I'm one of the trolls here. Contrary to your super theory, I'm not "emotionally repressed" or "socially inept". That's like people who convince themselves that everybody who dislike them must be assholes. My life is going great but I'm bored as fuck at work and acting like a dick entertains me, just like writing seems to entertain you. I suppose there are people who fit your description but saying all UberPricks do is a bit naive.
Although, my dad did use to rape me while he read me the Petit Prince, so yeah, you could say that I'm a scarred invidivual.
*weeps*
Caul, you're not really a troll. Closet homosexual? Yes. Pain in the ass? Yes. Sometimes very interesting? Yes. Cool because you like to fish? Yes. Troll? I don't think so. :)
Do you really think my theory is super? Golly, that's swell!
And, as Razor so aptly pointed out, I said some, not all. Some, as in a percentage of the whole. I'm beginning to like this post even though Tiger never ever really acknowledges me in any way. Ever. must be because of her bias against big, bald, ugly, two legged men.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-01-27 23:32:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i would very much like to have sexual relations with you right now. This is not an attempt to kiss your ass, like most of these fucks do. I just really wanna slip it in you for some reason.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-01-27 22:57:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you so hard.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-27 17:08:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-27 16:53:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy can do "hate" and still be pretty much universally loved.
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You have that Napoleon syndrome don't you, little man?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-27 16:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy can do "hate" and still be pretty much universally loved.
Now THAT'S a talent and a skill.
Now that I've cleared that up, the rest of you should shut the fuck up and let it die.
This ain't kindergarten although I wish it was so I could smash hadley in the mouth with a Lincoln Log.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-27 16:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-27 16:37:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:16:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
pot solves most of life's problems.
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WHICH IS WHY I'D RATHER BE SMOKING THAN WORKING.
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i'm GOING to be.... in t-15 minutes!!! w00t!
i keep looking at the corner of my monitor, the version cue icon looks like a pot leaf
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-27 16:41:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah i'll just drink myself into a pacified state of mind does that work?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-27 16:37:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:16:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
pot solves most of life's problems.
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WHICH IS WHY I'D RATHER BE SMOKING THAN WORKING.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-27 16:23:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i think fudge has a point or something
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-01-27 16:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-27 14:22:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
fudge has an excellent point.
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Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:23:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
Fudgie DOES have a point, you know
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seriously
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-27 14:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fudge has an excellent point.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:23:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fudgie DOES have a point, you know
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:16:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what is this nonsense?
stop this already. this is just a dumb website and if it riles you up so much, smoke some fucking pot and calm it down many notches.
yes.
i am right.
pot solves most of life's problems.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:48:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah i guess none would qualify as not enough. i'm thinking of adopting orgasmatron's translation of IDT. it'd actually get made fun of less.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How did I make you cry? Not enough TLC/Surprise sex?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:23:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well i'm a girl we're allowed to like faggity things. i can't listen to the thingy i have the sound off because then my boss will really see what's killing most of my time. and the post still didn't explain what a boumbo is. like i don't understand how the hell someone came up with that name.
method you made me cry :(
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hated that little fag, Onion_tooth, yet I still watched him when I was little. He was just plain fucking creepy.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:13:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:12:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.absoluteanime.com/little_prince/
that's the little prince i'm talking about.
boumbo looks gay. wtf is a boumbo?
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Read the post! More importantly, listen to the soundtrack!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:12:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.absoluteanime.com/little_prince/
that's the little prince i'm talking about.
boumbo looks gay. wtf is a boumbo?
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Culo, BigMike said "some" not "all" and while you troll some of the times, it's only some of the time... you're one of the wierdest people on this site for that reason alone.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Petit Prince had a show? Ah.
BEST CARTOON EVER: http://www.ubersite.com/m/62292
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-oumbo!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
awww i used to read le petit prince. now i'm gonna have bad images when i think of it. i even remember the tv show.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:56:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Method, Dawn Of An Era isn't over yet. I'm going to break your fucking jaw with my massive dick.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:29:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
It is my guess that some of the people who are a pain in the ass or who present themselves as socially inept here on Uber really are that way in person. They are so repressed in real life with these emotions that, every day here on Uber they let it out as some form of personal therapy. That's probably a good thing. By being a sounding board for the emotionally repressed and scarred individuals, Ubersite may actually be doing the general public a great service.
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You could pretty much say that I'm one of the trolls here. Contrary to your super theory, I'm not "emotionally repressed" or "socially inept". That's like people who convince themselves that everybody who dislike them must be assholes. My life is going great but I'm bored as fuck at work and acting like a dick entertains me, just like writing seems to entertain you. I suppose there are people who fit your description but saying all UberPricks do is a bit naive.
Although, my dad did use to rape me while he read me the Petit Prince, so yeah, you could say that I'm a scarred invidivual.
*weeps*
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:50:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi Mikey
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:48:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:40:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you are WAY over-analyzing this.
"Ubersite, is a place where people write shit."
The end.
You're probably right.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:42:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so caul do another i hate americans or fat people story. what if it was a fat predator? you'd be fucking rerun in a costume. you'd get fat aids. you'd explode.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:40:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:29:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
You and I have always agreed on those point Razor. The trick is to understand the nature of the site and to deal with the comments presented in this forum accordingly.
It is my guess that some of the people who are a pain in the ass or who present themselves as socially inept here on Uber really are that way in person. They are so repressed in real life with these emotions that, every day here on Uber they let it out as some form of personal therapy. That's probably a good thing. By being a sounding board for the emotionally repressed and scarred individuals, Ubersite may actually be doing the general public a great service.
The nice thing about Uber is, you can easily ignore somebody by just clicking on something else. In real life if someone follows you around, stalking or irritating the shit out of you, you have to either call the cops or beat the shit out of them until they get the message.
Here, solitude is just a click away.
Oh, there's also the maturity factor. We probably don't want to get into that though. Not here anyway. This post has already become a clusterfuck of immaturity and bad feelings.
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I think you are WAY over-analyzing this.
"Ubersite, is a place where people write shit."
The end.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:39:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, do you guys think this is weird? To this day, I think that Jason Voorhies lives in toilets all over the world, and one day, that one day, I'm going to sit down for my daily launch of poop when BAM! Jason pulls my colon straight out of my ass, then shoots me with a harpoon. It's been about 8 years since I thought of this and nothing has happened. YET.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:37:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ya know thinking about a penis going into an invisible hole actually makes me wish i could be the invisible girl. cuz now i wanna see that.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:35:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:30:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
I've wanted to do that as well, Caul. Pulling on those dreadlocks from behind, have it go invisible so you could see your penis do like a magic dissapearing act, probably get it to make a really cool helmet and cape out of Eddie Murhpy's skull and skin. Could you imagine what a predator/human hybrid would look like? Probably something kind of like Eddie Murphy. That's ironic, I think.
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haha, wtf?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:30:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've wanted to do that as well, Caul. Pulling on those dreadlocks from behind, have it go invisible so you could see your penis do like a magic dissapearing act, probably get it to make a really cool helmet and cape out of Eddie Murhpy's skull and skin. Could you imagine what a predator/human hybrid would look like? Probably something kind of like Eddie Murphy. That's ironic, I think.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:29:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You and I have always agreed on those point Razor. The trick is to understand the nature of the site and to deal with the comments presented in this forum accordingly.
It is my guess that some of the people who are a pain in the ass or who present themselves as socially inept here on Uber really are that way in person. They are so repressed in real life with these emotions that, every day here on Uber they let it out as some form of personal therapy. That's probably a good thing. By being a sounding board for the emotionally repressed and scarred individuals, Ubersite may actually be doing the general public a great service.
The nice thing about Uber is, you can easily ignore somebody by just clicking on something else. In real life if someone follows you around, stalking or irritating the shit out of you, you have to either call the cops or beat the shit out of them until they get the message.
Here, solitude is just a click away.
Oh, there's also the maturity factor. We probably don't want to get into that though. Not here anyway. This post has already become a clusterfuck of immaturity and bad feelings.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and that's why i like caul.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:25:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:24:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
I always wanted to have sex with the Predator. I imagine he would grab my lower abdomen with his huge mandibles while I thrust my cock into his pussy-like mouth. Then I'd get AIDS because it's actually a 7-feet nigger in a costume. :~(
OH
MY
GOD
HAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Caul, have my gay babies
<dies>
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:24:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think she had sex with the 1995 starting line-ups of the Denver Nuggets and San Antonio Spurs before you came along.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I always wanted to have sex with the Predator. I imagine he would grab my lower abdomen with his huge mandibles while I thrust my cock into his pussy-like mouth. Then I'd get AIDS because it's actually a 7-feet nigger in a costume. :~(
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:22:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
since i don't have a penis would she technically still be a virgin? chasing amy reminder...
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:19:50 EST (#)
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so you're the one who had sex with urbane? I hear it's like going to a jelly factory.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:17:32 EST (#)
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and it tastes like urbane.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:16:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I'm going to have a packet of tuna for lunch. No, maybe some grilled chicken breast. No, I'll go with the tuna. Probably around the same amount of protein, but with less calories and cholesterol.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
where's mills lane when you need him.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hello my little concubine
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:10:56 EST (#)
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i like caul. he's weird...
i still think the leg thing is cool. i call my cousin a hoblit because she has osteogenesis imperfecta and because of that she's insanely short and wobbly because she's broken probably every bone in her body except her skull. i'd defend her though. anyone who i could see getting either obviously on her nerves or hurting her in any way shape and form i'd go to the dirtiest, meanest, evilest lengths my brain could devise to fuck with and get back at the person who did anything to her. shit happens when you finally hit the core of something. maybe she did mean the tv on heads thing that way, maybe she didn't. either way, everything really does become fair game if someone gets pissed off enough about something so personal.
side note: i didn't catch that tv on heads thing till someone got offended.
hi method.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:09:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thus the prophet Razor has spoken true words.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:04:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lily, I only read about the first twenty replies, and they were pretty dumb, so if someone already said this somewhere around response number eighty I apologize for reiterating.
Quite simply, human behavior is constrained by consequences. While some people may be constrained to a degree by their own personal philosophies, the truth is that if we didn't have laws to prevent it, there would be an awful lot more rape, theft, murder, etc. And often, when people think they can get away with it, they do these things anyway.
The same goes for social niceties. The things people say to each other are constrained by the "I, or someone around me, will kick your ass for crossing the line" factor.
That factor simply does not exist on Ubersite. There are no consequences for behavior, unless you count not getting invited to an Ubercon, which I would guess most people don't care about anyway, hence what happens. If someone wants to call you an inbred alcoholic crippled cum dumpster they can, and there's nothing that's going to come back and bite them for it. I've taken more than my share of abuse for this exact reason, although more often that not I don't dish it back out.
I think the general lack of consequences is a major failing of Ubersite... if there was some way of ostracizing people, behavior would improve pretty quickly, but there's not, so it will continue to be like this. There will always be people on Ubersite who will talk all the game in the world, because nobody can do anything to them.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:04:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SOMEONE CALL THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE HADLEY IS FLOUNDERING
You don't have a fucking leg to stand on, buddy. No pun intended. No one is my "precious" anything around here. I'm not defending Tigerlilly, I'm attacking you because you're a fucking tool and I don't like you, and if I were that sort of person and actually cared enough about you or this place, I'd internet threaten your life.
But I'm not, so I won't.
I dont give a fuck about any kids, nor do I even know what youre babbling about. The fact of the matter is that you're a vulture, and you prey on people that are weaker than you. You find an easy target and you attack. The only problem is that you can't do it in real life, so you unleash your inner asshole here. In real life you're just another sniveling little prick that no one cares about. You're a nobody, you'll always be a nobody, and I really don't give two fucks if a TV or a safe or a piano or whatever falls on your fucking head. In the long run, you mean absolutely zero to me.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:57:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You can say I'm a nutcase all you want, Method. It doesn't change one simple fact.
No one who would say that my actions on here are karmically linked to a TV falling on a child's head is a nice or good person. And the fact that your precious Soapytits did says more about her than any hate-filled rant you spew at me. And by extension, it says a lot about you for defending her.
Yes, I am an asshole on here. Sure, I deserve a lot of the insults that get hurled my way. And I take them in stride and laugh them off. But for a "nice" person to get the level of defense that has come up here....
You're all no different than me.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:55:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:43:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
My email is all over this site, Liquid. find it and I'll send you my address. You can make it part of your 6 weeks of travel
you got it. ive seen that picture of you and you look like a middle-aged little rascal and tough i might add. ill be sure to give my girlfriend a heads up on whoes ass shes about to kick.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:53:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
whoa, uber drama.
EVERYONE ON THIS SITE IS ON TEH RAG!!!!
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:46:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're not the sharpest fucking tool in the shed, are you Hadley? It's blatantly obvious who I am, and if you're accusing me of hiding behind this alter, you really need to take a fucking class in sarcasm 101.
What part of "I have to hide behind this alter because I'm so afraid of him" do you not find sarcastic, you raging retard?
I'm banned, you fuckwit, because of something that someone else did, and now this user, which, I might add, isn't mine, just borrowed, will probably be banned as well, much to your satisfaction. But hey, at least I got to call you a fucking cocksucker before that, eh? I have derived much pleasure in writing these few paragraphs. Go get some fresh air and lay off the sex chat lines, cupcake, it'll do you some fucking good.
You are a blooming fucking idiot in every sense of the word, Hadley. Go up your dosage, you fucking nutcase, looks like it's not working too well for you.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:43:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My email is all over this site, Liquid. find it and I'll send you my address. You can make it part of your 6 weeks of travel.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:33:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Liquid, I have said that I will take any comment she slings at ME without complaint, and I have shown that time and again. I don't get pissy when she calls me fat, or ugly, or says that I couldn't get a blowjob at a whore house. I didn't get pissy when she said that I looked like a freak of nature. But see, this went beyond ME. In this post, she took a shot at a 6 year old boy who happens to be very close to me. Perhaps you see the difference now? No? Then you're a fucking moron.
i don't think lily would just come out and say those things to you without being provoked.
who is the fucking moron? youre the one posting a picture of a kid with a scar on his head on a website. its fair game. right wrong or indifferent. and it is completely one thing to make fun of a persons looks. you called her a fucking cripple man who is the fucking moron? my grandfather had one leg. i'd like to smash you in the face.
Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:36:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OMFG - are we still on this?
moveon.org, people!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:36:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Method, at least use your normal alters. And don't say you aren't Method. It's pretty fucking obvious you are.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:35:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-01-26 21:54:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Caul thinks no one likes him. He is probably right. He has a Holier-than-thou
attutide, totally underserved.
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Dude, I'm trolling...of course I gotta have that attitude :-)
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:34:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And why the fuck is everyone calling me middle-aged?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:33:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Liquid, I have said that I will take any comment she slings at ME without complaint, and I have shown that time and again. I don't get pissy when she calls me fat, or ugly, or says that I couldn't get a blowjob at a whore house. I didn't get pissy when she said that I looked like a freak of nature. But see, this went beyond ME. In this post, she took a shot at a 6 year old boy who happens to be very close to me. Perhaps you see the difference now? No? Then you're a fucking moron.
What she did here would be like me saying that I hope her sister is raped or has something terrible happen to her. Or maybe her nephew. Anyone close to her that has no affiliation with this website. And I don't do that. I never have. And I certainly don't drag children into my "fights" on here. So shut the fuck up. Soapy doesn't need your help.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:29:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hadley is a bitter cocksucker in general, regardless of who he's attacking, and I wish all sorts of awfulness upon him.
But hey, this is the internet, we can say whatever we want, right? I would never say such a thing to his face! I mean, come on, I have to hide behind this alter because I'm so afraid of him!
Tigerlilly was misunderstood on this post. She's not insane, this place just got to her, as it has to many of us. God knows how many times I've snapped because of something that was said here. I've since learned my lesson. That's when you realize that Ubersite has gotten its cold icy death grip around your throat, and you have to take a step back and re-assess the situation.
When I do that, I come to certain conclusions:
1. I know who my real friends are around here. There's not that many of them. The rest are bullshit fair weather friends. Nor do I care. I have a life outside of uber, and friends who really do care about me.
2. What is said to you here should roll off your back. We should all take a page out of Electros book. Who really gives a flying fuck if some middle aged homo named "Hadley", who is a sociopathic introvert, calls you a cripple or a homo or a loser?
HE'S A MIDDLE AGED SOCIOPATHIC INTROVERT LOSER! WHY WOULD YOU TAKE ANYTHING HE SAYS TO HEART? AM I TAKING THE CRAZY PILLS???
*WOOOOO* shitcanned indeed.
3. The majority of people here are here for a reason. Their social lives are a disaster, and they're not very good at human interaction. This whole internet community thing is just soooo much easier. That being said, yet another reason not to take anything that is said here to heart.
4. Caul, I love you, let's be heterosexual life mates.
5. Rape is funny on Uber, regardless of the context. Rape in real life is not.
TL, you're a sweetheart, and try to be good to everyone; too much so, I believe, and people take advantage of it. One day you're going to snap because of it and become the raging she-bitch that is itching to come out. Then, when you learn to control your "inner Loren", as I like to call it, you can be a bitch to the people that deserve it, and sweet to the people that earn it. That's when you'll learn that not everyone in this world deserves a smile and a kind word from you.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:29:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:23:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
You shouldn't have ever brought up the whole leg issue in this immature pigfuck of a forum.
There's not enough maturity in this shithole to handle that kind of info.
On a side note, I'll be more than happy to knock the teeth down the throat of anyone that I ever meet from Uberland that is seriously giving you shit about this...hell, about anything for that matter.
There's not enough "nice people" in the world - I sure the fuck am not one - so you just keep doing your thing and STOP RESPONDING TO THE DIPSHITS!
The end.
Close the post.
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HAHA! Who's going to provide the ladder for your 'little' dental spree?
I could get you a crane and you wouldn't be able to reach my teeth, pinocchio.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-01-27 09:57:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
im not sure what to make of this post. but it seems to me the post and comments below reek of hypocrisy. ive never met miss lily but been around long enough to be able to see a bunch of bullshit when I read it. it seems to me the broad is making fun of herself. and all ive ever seen her is be nice to people. but fuck what do I know? HTBD ive read what youve written about lily on other posts. its all fun and games until the tables are turned on you. who's bitching now you little pussy? i think its hilarious that you're giving her shit when that is all you ever do. double standard don't you think? sucks to be on the receiving end doesn't it?
Submitted by Havoc (user info) at 2006-01-27 03:15:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shit one leg or two youre fine as hell! do you really have one leg?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-27 00:22:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
'But ya know, TV's fall on heads, and Karmas a bitch so watch out.'
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Fuck, I didn't get that the first time around. That's pretty poor form from somebosy so 'nice'.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-01-27 00:00:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am giving you a +2, one for each leg I though you had.
I know I don't come around here much any more, but what is this leg business? Are you serious about that?
No really, I do want to know.
And if this has aready been answered in the 250+ reviews, forgive me - I just want the facts. Like Fox News, but not.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:41:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
tiger, you've been exposed as a pathetic hypocritical bitch.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:40:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just have faith, you know? That there will be a TMI Wazza despite your claims to have ended the series. A guy's gotta have faith.
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:38:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TOE UP!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:31:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok so that was your post. at least i got that part right. i thought he was your son though.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:20:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
In my post, The Boy had a TV fall on his head and fracture his skull in three places. Now go back and read what Tiger said.
If anyone ever deserved what they wrote about....
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:17:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i was for sure someone's actual child had fallen and something landed on the poor kid's head. pictures too. now this is going to bother me until i find that post.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not my son. Just a very close relation.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm not meaning this sarcastically hadley, but that was your son right? the child that fell and had a serious head injury? i'm sorry i can't remember exactly. but i want to be sure that's why.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:06:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hadley who calls me a ' a hop-a-long-cripple' or by Caul who calls me in so many words an 'ugly, too much make-up, one-legged cyborg.
HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHH. Caul is the best.
CRIPPLE FIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-26 22:58:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's the thing....if no one recognized it as sarcasm, that could be beacuase she didn't do a very good job at it. In fact, this is all the same shit she's been saying for 3 days. Well, except for the cheap shot this "kind wonderful woman" took at a child who doesn't even post on Uber.
I've been pissed and seeing red all day. If a grown woman wishing harm on a child is a good person, I'm the fucking pope. You are an evil, spiteful bitch, Tiger, and no one who understands the "TVs fall on heads" comment would dare say otherwise.
Submitted by dawnmarie (user info) at 2006-01-26 22:48:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-01-26 17:27:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet Jesus...you people wouldn't know fucking sarcasm if someone beat you over your heads with it.
Hahahahaha...I love how easy it is to get everyone all up in arms and acting like they're on the playground at school.
I think every needs a nap.
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Good god someone does get Tiger's attempt at sarcasm. This post was a poorly drunken attempt at a Tiger spoofing herself. Are you people really that dense? Jebus.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-26 22:45:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, you go, Munkey. Defend everyone on earth against the bad bad men while you run the Habeeb fan club.
That's the guy who keeps telling me to euthanise my kids because they're genetic defectives, by the way.
Meh. Fuck it.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-26 22:42:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Tv's fall on heads"
I'm actually disgusted by you right now. That was a shitty, shitty thing to say.
I was wondering the other day why I don't get offended by people like Caul and Hadley and Apollo, no matter how bitchy they are. Worked it out, just now - it's because they're not hypocrites. They'll be amazingly cruel, cutting, and cross every fucking line that decency ever put down, but they won't say "Hey, I'm a warm and loving and great person" while they're doing it.
Submitted by FannyGrady (user info) at 2006-01-26 22:41:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-26 22:40:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because you are such a fucking awesome person I would go to bat for you
regardless.
But
This place is getting to you. You have seemed to have attracked some stalkers.
That's what they are. They are stalkers. Determined to piss you off because,
for whatever reason, they don't like you.
Everyone knows that caul is an asshole and that hadley is a bitter asshole.
And there are a few strange people that pop in just to say something
asinine and immature. Who they fuck pays attention to them?
Don't think for a second that people don't see you for what you are and see those jerks
for what they are. People just ignore them. I mean what does that say about a
person when they can sit there and make cross that boundary and make fun of something like that.
We all know that they are the type of people to piss on everyone's parade. They
are parade pissers. Ha! You just have to ignore them. They feed off of that shit.
And yes this shit is getting to you. I could see it when I was over your house.
You are such a big hearted person that something like this would bother you.
No no. That's a good thing. Don't ever feel like that is a bad trait.
The world needs 5000 more of you and one less of them.
And that makes you one up on them right there.
Guess what. I will probably get shit for this but... am I wrong?
Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 22:32:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
piss
Submitted by SIC (user info) at 2006-01-26 22:24:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
There's nothing wrong with speaking your mind, or being nice for that matter. Do your thing Lilly. Don't listen to all the tools out there.
Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-01-26 22:23:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are missing a leg? cool, my pair don't always want to work together,(ones a morning leg, the other likes to sleep in. Makes things kinda difficult in the morning.)
I think having only one would alleviate that problem.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-01-26 22:07:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1. Caul thinks no one likes him. He is probably right. He has a Holier-than-thou
attutide, totally underserved.
2. TigerLilly doesn't know WHAT the fuck she thinks.
3. I seriously doubt if ONE of you fuckers could deal with
a real person face to face. Let's have a Colorado Ubercon. Really.
4. Shlongy is the coolest Mother Fucker on the planet. Bar none.....
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Wrong on all points but maybe 2. I don't know her.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-01-26 22:03:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i am one of a very small handful of people on this site that rate the post not the poster.
by the way, i think you most likely are a genuinely nice person...this post was contradictory and a huge pile of shit. i should know.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-01-26 21:54:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fine. I read all the comments.
1. Caul thinks no one likes him. He is probably right. He has a Holier-than-thou
attutide, totally underserved.
2. TigerLilly doesn't know WHAT the fuck she thinks.
3. I seriously doubt if ONE of you fuckers could deal with
a real person face to face. Let's have a Colorado Ubercon. Really.
4. Shlongy is the coolest Mother Fucker on the planet. Bar none.....
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-26 21:39:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What are you 15?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-01-26 21:19:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the picture and the post. Now, on to read the comments....
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-26 20:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Remember Katie, Post while sober, Review while drunk
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71639
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-01-26 18:17:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
when you get to vegas i am doing shots out of your leg.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2006-01-26 17:58:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The phrase is "I couldn't give two shits".
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-01-26 17:47:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If I had a prosthetic leg, I'd turn it into a James Bond leg and have it outfitted with all sorts of spy equipment and missles and remote control devices.
That would be cool.
Or, I'd earn some extra income smuggling cocaine in it.
Rock on
Submitted by kimberly (user info) at 2006-01-26 17:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shots! shots!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-01-26 17:27:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet Jesus...you people wouldn't know fucking sarcasm if someone beat you over your heads with it.
Hahahahaha...I love how easy it is to get everyone all up in arms and acting like they're on the playground at school.
I think every needs a nap.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:40:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
ok, SO IS this a REAL rant, or a drunk parody of a rant?
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I was drunk yes. I was trying to spoof myself about always being nice..
hence the 'Im Fucking Nice' title. Ya know, people making fun of my leg
and then ending it with a jab to myself about my leg. And then the picture.
It was all supposed to be funny and sorta was in my drunken head last night when
I posted this at some ungodly hour. Wine and uber doesn't mix.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:42:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:35:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:29:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
so between her and orgasmatron how many posts are NOT theirs on most heated?
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5. So O-man and TL take up 50% of most heated.
STOP THE MADNESS!
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We can take the other 5 spots, T.
Let's get cookin'.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:40:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok, SO IS this a REAL rant, or a drunk parody of a rant?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:39:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:39:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Being nice is overrated. I tried it.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:35:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:29:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
so between her and orgasmatron how many posts are NOT theirs on most heated?
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5. So O-man and TL take up 50% of most heated.
STOP THE MADNESS!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:31:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Spam,
'CERTAINLY wouldn't respond to your attackers by calling them pathetic or somesuch BEACUSE THAT MAKES YOU NO BETTER THAN THEY ARE.'
Right on. you're right and I agree.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:29:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so between her and orgasmatron how many posts are NOT theirs on most heated?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:19:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:05:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
"feeding the sharks"...the hyenas, the vultures...etc
lojope, urbane, ets, ihakf...all had that kind of self-pitiful language until people eventually got tired of the whining.
It's just a matter of time for her too before people realizes what she is.
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I was kinda thinking the same when I read this, it really does read like one of Urbane's posts towards the end.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:17:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is self-righteous bullshit.
Don't fucking come on here and tell everybody how they should/shouldn't rate you because of what a brilliant person you think you are because at the end of the day, I've seen you fling as much shit as everybodyu else, the only difference being that when you do it, you delude yourself into thinking that somehow you're better then everybody else. It's a shitty fucking attitude and is the reason why you've been hit with so much hate recently.
Sure, a lot of the comments that are aimed at you and mean and unjust etc, BUT YOU RETALIATE EVERY FUCKING TIME. If you really were as nice as you make out, you wouldn't get riled by text on screen and you CERTAINLY wouldn't respond to your attackers by calling them pathetic or somesuch BEACUSE THAT MAKES YOU NO BETTER THAN THEY ARE.
In fact, it makes you FAR worse, at least when Caul and Hadley et al are trolling, they do it in with the full knoweldge that they're being arseholes - they're doing in ON PURPOSE. With them it seems to be nothing more than an internet persona but YOU actually believe the things you write.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:55:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OK CLASS, LUNCH TIME IS OVER, TIME TO GET TO THE GYMNASIUM
WAIT, WHAT, THIS ISN'T HIGH SCHOOL?
COULD HAVE FUCKING FOOLED ME
You're all a bunch of fucking retards, I swear to God.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:52:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh...that's right.
Must have been all the blow I was doing at the first bar...I'm confused.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
High Voltage...
I figured it was about the end of the comment.
I think alot more people should realize that this is true.
As far as Tiger Lilly goes....I am sure she will figure out what she needs from this post and move on.
She seems like a bright girl.
WoOt WooT for self value!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:47:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Twas good times. But you silly goose, I e-mailed that to you!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:43:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TL- I KIND OF remember the bartender saying that to you...
If my memory is correct, that was in the FIRST bar we were at...correct?
Since you seemed OK with it, it didn't chap my ass.
Good times...
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:39:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Being nice is overrated. I tried it.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:37:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:25:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:10:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
I have to agree with Caul on this one...
Whining is ridiculous and no one really cares.
You are born alone and you die alone.
In the middle you meet people to pass the time.
Some good, some bad. It's all what you make of it..
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I actually agree with this full heartedly.
Hmm.
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Just as clarification, I specifically meant this part: "You are born alone and you die alone.
In the middle you meet people to pass the time.
Some good, some bad. It's all what you make of it.."
It really has nothing to do about TL, that is just a life view of mine that I was shocked to see you say.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Shlongster really does have a heart.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:23:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
You shouldn't have ever brought up the whole leg issue in this immature pigfuck of a forum.
There's not enough maturity in this shithole to handle that kind of info.
On a side note, I'll be more than happy to knock the teeth down the throat of anyone that I ever meet from Uberland that is seriously giving you shit about this...hell, about anything for that matter.
There's not enough "nice people" in the world - I sure the fuck am not one - so you just keep doing your thing and STOP RESPONDING TO THE DIPSHITS!
The end.
Close the post.
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This is why I am secretly in love with Shlongy.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:26:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Shlongy, remember that time when that Bartender called me Peggy? Yah know, for peg leg. I laughed my ass for a good fifteen minutes. The point of this was a hit and a far miss on a spoof of myself. I was drunk. Fuck it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:23:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You shouldn't have ever brought up the whole leg issue in this immature pigfuck of a forum.
There's not enough maturity in this shithole to handle that kind of info.
On a side note, I'll be more than happy to knock the teeth down the throat of anyone that I ever meet from Uberland that is seriously giving you shit about this...hell, about anything for that matter.
There's not enough "nice people" in the world - I sure the fuck am not one - so you just keep doing your thing and STOP RESPONDING TO THE DIPSHITS!
The end.
Close the post.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:08:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fucking fucking fucking fuck?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:00:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't even tell you how many of my friends call me peg and limpy or stumpy...Honestly It really doesn't bother me. This was a drunk post and I tried to with my comments and post do a spoof on myself and I failed miserably. That is all.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:54:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jeebus fucking christ on a pogo stick.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-26 07:25:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Tiger, I've been saying it for a long time. I agree with you that people could and should be nicer to each other even behind the anonymity of the internet.
People show their dark sides in different ways. It's easy however, to show it with no fear of retribution or embarassment. If some of the users here actually behaved in "real world" interactions the way they do here, they would soon become social outcasts. I will qualify that remark by saying that I do believe there is a difference between what happens on uber and what happens during everyday interpersonal social interaction.
The problem is that some people can't recognize the similarities. There is a face on the other side of the computer screen. There are feelings as well as opinions.
How many of you, after finding out that Tiger had only one leg, would go rushing up to her saying that she is a cripple to her face? None, that's how many. If you say otherwise, you are a liar so don't give me your tough guy act.
I'm not defending anybody here either, so don't misinterpret. Anybody who has read any of my previous stuff knows that I think the world can be a better place if we choose it to be. If someone takes the initiative to make it that way, then I think it's a step in the right direction. Go watch "Pay it Forward" and tell me if you think something like that could actually work.
The cruel fact remains that some people think it's fun to be an asshole and the rest don't know any better.
I truly think, and TL has read this from me, that you have to have faith in people. There are good people everywhere. You just have to be lucky enough to find them.
Keep on being nice Tiger. I know there are people everywhere who appreciate it.
On a side note, I got up at five thirty this morning to snowblow a foot of snow off of my driveway this morning. Fun.
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I really liked what you had to say here. Good stuff.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:43:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you kind sir for your agreement...
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:10:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
I have to agree with Caul on this one...
Whining is ridiculous and no one really cares.
You are born alone and you die alone.
In the middle you meet people to pass the time.
Some good, some bad. It's all what you make of it..
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I actually agree with this full heartedly.
Hmm.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have to agree with Caul on this one...
Whining is ridiculous and no one really cares.
You are born alone and you die alone.
In the middle you meet people to pass the time.
Some good, some bad. It's all what you make of it..
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:05:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"feeding the sharks"...the hyenas, the vultures...etc
lojope, urbane, ets, ihakf...all had that kind of self-pitiful language until people eventually got tired of the whining.
It's just a matter of time for her too before people realizes what she is.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:40:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Miss TL,
I think it is time to take a break from Uber. There is no way that you should be letting comments made by virtual strangers bother you so. What this says is that there is something underlying that is really bothering you. I think your time would be much better spent in finding out why you let people you don't know piss you off.
You seem like a nice enough person...
Why do you care what other people think?
Peace Out!
Ps. I agree with badass on this one...You are just feeding the sharks.
Submitted by queenemily (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:30:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I really want to do shots with you out of that leg now. The fact I can't legally drink is completely irrelevant.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:27:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:05:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR LEG.
IT IS SIMPLY AN INSULT TO HURL AT YOU, NO DIFFERENT TO CALL ME ENORMO DOME OR SHLONGY BIG NOSE OR CAUL GAY OR JAY-PIG FAT.
YOU ARE PROVING EVERYONE'S POINT BY THIS POST.
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THAT'S A GODODAMN LIE, YOU TINY HEADED BASTARD!
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:25:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:44:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet "Go fuck yourself I'm nice" becomes the new "what the hell man ,if they are..." or "HAHA RABBIT"
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I disagree. It's nowhere near as catchy as Wazza's masterpiece. When this starts to get close to 2,000 reviews, I might reconsider.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:15:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Honestly, what do you expect of a website whose current catchphrase is "needs more rape?"
This place is a schoolyard. Any growth experienced since gradeschool is nil here. Ubersite isn't the future of all media, it's the regression of all maturity. Which is why we all love it. Nobody ever really grows up, they just learn bigger words.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:01:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HTBD, I'd never use a nickname called "sweetmeat" in any kind of alter.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:53:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here is +2 because I think you are cool.
I've deleted all the comments I was going to make because I don't want to fan the flames.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:45:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
you say you care katie and then you take the time to rebute the people who seem to care...
__________
you say you dont care...
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:46:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tiger, you know what would make you feel better? Ubercon Chicago. There will be booze...
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:45:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you say you care katie and then you take the time to rebute the people who seem to care...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:44:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet "Go fuck yourself I'm nice" becomes the new "what the hell man ,if they are..." or "HAHA RABBIT"
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:41:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:37:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
shittest come back ever tigerlilly.
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yep. pretty much. don't really care either.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:41:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Does anyone ever go to the advanced feature to see which one of their posts was most recently reviewed? I always get random reviews on old ass posts... it intruiges me.
Katie, this is going to be one of them... one of the "posts that never dies".
Congrats!
Since I'm home and all, perhaps I'll have a beer?
Good idea.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:38:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You could always try reverse psychology in order to win this argument...?
oh wait.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:37:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shittest come back ever tigerlilly.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:35:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul, I really don't have the time to argue right now. But everything you say is right. You're always right. And you're just great. Happy?
And yes. I'm plastic. Give the man an award!
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:26:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Caulaincourt.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:25:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wowee kazowie - look at that heat!
You're gonna make Jack McCallum mad - I can see him now, in his Sausalito lair, feverishly writing posts designed to make the top of the Heated list..."hmm, let's see, how about 'I HATORZ DEAD NIGGER BABIES YOU BLEEDING LIBERAL HOMOEZ'...no, needs more politics..."
also, are Katie and Peg the same person? I R konfuzed.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:08:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:51:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul, I'm not even talking to you and I don't really give a shit what you think about me. I don't lose sleep over you hating my crippled ass.
And who made the rules up here. God forbid I play dirty once and all hell breaks lose. It's a fucking website where there are no rules. Maybe I am a hipocrite, but duh, that was the point of my post dipshit.
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Oh so now there are no rules? Can we have some consistency please? First you say there are limits to what can we say, but then you grant yourself the right to low blow anyone. How's the weather in Wonderland?
As for the point of your post, you changed your mind about a hundred times on it so you don't even seem to know yourself: "it's a JOKE...don't you EVER insult my leg...but I don't care...bring on the insults...fuck you, you have no class...it's a joke...well, is it?...i need pills"
Again, consistency. Or shut the fuck up you plastic cow.
I'm guessing your answer to this will be retarded, as ever.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:05:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hooray for Tiger Lilly Thursday.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:57:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77392
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:57:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
...so?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:57:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ubersite, the internet in general, my house: sick places where the lowest common denominator is king, the places where people go to take the piss and laugh about other people's DIGITAL REPRESENTATION.
Things that are okay to laugh about:
CANCER: Especially cancer of the dick, ovaries, cunt, nose and testicles.
NOTE: It's is not okay to laugh about it if you or somebody you heard of knew somebody who saw an old school friend who's dog had cancer.
AIDS: AIDS is just plain funny. You know why? Because ONLY NIGGERS AND HOMOS GET TEH AIDS.
NOTE: In the unlikely event that anyone has met anyone with AIDS it is no longer funny.
RAPE: Man rape, woman rape, donkey rape, baby rape, monkey rape ARE ALL HILARIOUS.
NOTE: The only women on Ubersite who haven't been raped are Circe, Loki, Loren1, Nicole and TigerLilly. The rest don't find this funny. And nor should you. Oh, and remember, EVERY MAN IS A POTENTIAL RAPIST.
STARVING CHILDREN: Only African children starve. Funny as fuck. Look at them with their pot bellies and flies on their eyes, ahahahahahaha. Go on a diet you pot bellied bastard! Eat the flies you lazy cunts!
NOTE: Not funny if you can't afford a latte from starbucks, 'cos that is the same thing.
ABORTION: Foetus soup, foetus soufflé, foetus tennis, Amercian fetuses, British foetuses. A great source of chuckles for all concerned. See Vermin's post entitled "My Wife Had A Miscarriage and Our Slimy Little Angel is with God Now" for the pinnacle of 'foetus humour'.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53426
NOTE: EVERY WOMAN AND MOST OF THE MEN ON UBERSITE HAVE BEEN ABORTED OR HAD AN ABORTION so be careful when you use this form of belly shaker.
So as you can see, teh intarweb is a great source of humour. Unless of course you know someone.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HA HA HA HADLEY'S BOY HAS GOT AIDS.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:54:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG
TIGER LILLY = URBANE
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Wait? Does Urbane have one leg too?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:54:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hadley, I have no idea what you're talking about. I thought the TV thing was a joke, you know, 3 stooges style. If it was in reference to an actual event, I have no knowledge of that.
Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:46:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:40:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
I read that post you wrote, and after seeing the types of comments you leave about others, you should be ashamed of yourself. It seems to me that YOU of all people would understand how much people with disabilities struggle.
You should fucking gut yourself, idiot.
Sucks when someone takes a potshot at you, doesn't it? Let that be a lesson to you.
Karma indeed.
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Show me one time I have said anything like that about a shot someone takes at me. Find it. Seriously. You won't, because I know I dish it out and I will gladly take it in return.
That would be like me saying that TL not having a leg was the result of something terrible her mother had done. I don't believe that, and I won't say it in any way that could be taken seriously. I don't go after family. I'll take shots at someone on here all day and let them take shots back, but I don't involve others.
And I don't need an alter to do it. Something about you screams Stabkill.
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No baby, that's not my point.
You sit and snivel behind the pixels of your computer screen. Does it make you feel big to belittle people? Does it make you feel strong, tough, important, boost your ego, make your dick feel bigger? I can guarantee you'd be too much of a pussy to say those things to someone's face.
You call someone a cripple. Guess how many people are going to make fun of that little boy? You don't do shit like that...you put bad out into the world, you're going to get it back in spades.
And, I'm no fucking alter. I'm just a person who is usually extremely busy at work and is experiencing some down time right now, hence the not posting/reviewing nearly as much as I'd like.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:54:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG
TIGER LILLY = URBANE
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:51:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul, I'm not even talking to you and I don't really give a shit what you think about me. I don't lose sleep over you hating my crippled ass.
And who made the rules up here. God forbid I play dirty once and all hell breaks lose. It's a fucking website where there are no rules. Maybe I am a hipocrite, but duh, that was the point of my post dipshit.
And I don't think you're gay. I keep telling you I'm in love with you. Havent you been getting my love letters in the mail?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:45:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:40:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oops, you're playing nice these days, Apollo... I forgot. """
i'm playing nice?
i haven't got it in me.
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If I am the king of heat then tiger lilly is surely the queen.
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you should get married. I posted a review on your last post about how you could birth a monstrous child together. Although, Tiger would not want to push a gigantic headed child out I suspect.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:47:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tiger, it's water under the bridge. I'm done here.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:46:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:40:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
I read that post you wrote, and after seeing the types of comments you leave about others, you should be ashamed of yourself. It seems to me that YOU of all people would understand how much people with disabilities struggle.
You should fucking gut yourself, idiot.
Sucks when someone takes a potshot at you, doesn't it? Let that be a lesson to you.
Karma indeed.
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Show me one time I have said anything like that about a shot someone takes at me. Find it. Seriously. You won't, because I know I dish it out and I will gladly take it in return.
That would be like me saying that TL not having a leg was the result of something terrible her mother had done. I don't believe that, and I won't say it in any way that could be taken seriously. I don't go after family. I'll take shots at someone on here all day and let them take shots back, but I don't involve others.
And I don't need an alter to do it. Something about you screams Stabkill.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:46:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:26:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hadley, seriously for whatever its worth, that was lousy of me and I appologize. I really do. I'm sorry about your boy.
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See? That's a prime example of why I can't stand people like you.
"I HAVE THE RIGHT TO FIGHT DIRTY BUT YOU DON'T BECAUSE I'M FRAGILE AND GOOD AND CRIPPLED"
Fucking idiot. And to cite my example again, I only told you to shut the fuck up ONCE and since then you've been calling me gay all over the place...did you see me crying? I retorted by laughing at your leg once and somehow it's the end of the world? Go fuck yourself you hypocritical crippled cunt.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:45:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:40:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oops, you're playing nice these days, Apollo... I forgot. """
i'm playing nice?
i haven't got it in me.
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If I am the king of heat then tiger lilly is surely the queen.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:43:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
PEOPLE, DO YOU FORGET THAT THIS SITE IS HOME TO RAPEMADNESS??
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:42:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Go Fuck Yourself I'm Nice"
This whole thing is one big hypocritical post. I poke fun of myself but yet get upset with others who make fun of me.
"Get fucking used to it or I'll take my leg off and smack you in the head with it. Or, we can do shots out of it. Your choice?" <-- Joke
"However, when it comes down to people who judge others on being nice, well that's just where I draw the line. What is wrong with being a nice person?
Enter: Mean comment about Hadleys son. Wrong and ok, I apologize.
Hadley tells me there are no skis for cripples, or that I hop around or whatever and I jab at his son.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:40:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oops, you're playing nice these days, Apollo... I forgot.
In other news, according to scientific studies, a rat's performance in a maze can be improved by playing music written by Mozart.
Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:40:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I lurk here a lot, and very rarely do I ever comment, but you, HadToBeDone, are a fucking asshole.
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:31:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm assuming that goes along with how classy you are. REAL classy.
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I read that post you wrote, and after seeing the types of comments you leave about others, you should be ashamed of yourself. It seems to me that YOU of all people would understand how much people with disabilities struggle.
You should fucking gut yourself, idiot.
Sucks when someone takes a potshot at you, doesn't it? Let that be a lesson to you.
Karma indeed.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:39:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's fucked! Your have done irreparable damage to your reputation with this stupid fight.
That is the lowest of low, right there.
You're obviously upset about what's been said and now you're fighting dirty.
*Spit*
Disgusting! You better just hope Hadley never catches up with you.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:07:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Apollo, this I know. Its a friggin JOKE. I'm making a funny about it. That is all. ""
No you weren't.
Either stick by your guns or don't but don't switch it to a 'joke'.
Oh and Nugget, wind your neck in.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:31:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, that makes two of us.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:31:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm assuming that goes along with how classy you are. REAL classy.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:30:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:26:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hadley, seriously for whatever its worth, that was lousy of me and I appologize. I really do. I'm sorry about your boy.
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Not cool Tiger. I'm disappointed.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hadley, seriously for whatever its worth, that was lousy of me and I appologize. I really do. I'm sorry about your boy.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:25:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's a few posts back in my post history, redskies. I'm not posting a link again.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:23:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:49:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
But really, whats a girl to do with extra legs lying the house?
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Oh, the possibilites.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:18:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:05:41 (#)
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Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:58:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
TV's fall on heads, huh? I love that. I think you're sweet and I don't give a flying rats ass who knows it. Let's do shots.
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I just caught that. You realize, though, that makes what I've said to you cosmic payback for what happened to The Boy, right? Given that it happened a year and a half ago and all...
I've never taken a shot at anyone but you. No family members. If you were in front of me right now, I'd gut you like a fucking fish for that.
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What's this about then?
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:07:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know there is this guy in my unit here in Hood that lost his leg in Iraq. He tried to fuck his girlfriend with his stump. I don't know what that has to do with this post, but I think its pretty fucking sweet.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:05:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:58:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
TV's fall on heads, huh? I love that. I think you're sweet and I don't give a flying rats ass who knows it. Let's do shots.
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I just caught that. You realize, though, that makes what I've said to you cosmic payback for what happened to The Boy, right? Given that it happened a year and a half ago and all...
I've never taken a shot at anyone but you. No family members. If you were in front of me right now, I'd gut you like a fucking fish for that.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:58:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TV's fall on heads, huh? I love that. I think you're sweet and I don't give a flying rats ass who knows it. Let's do shots.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:51:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:19:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
In other news, The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
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That is the single most important piece of news I have heard in my life. THANK YOU CORN-NUGGET.
Now where am I going to get a couple of Khoala bears?
Saxon! Thorpe! Willy! Wazza! Danger! Circe! One of you fuckers mail me a bear!
In other news....
This post is beginning to make me ill. I once wrote somewhere that you could write a post about a dead baby taking a shit on a decapitated homeless person and it would make most heated.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:45:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
You seem to have contridicted yourself a few times in these reviews, but I don't know if you were being serious in all of them, so it doesn't really matter. I mean... You say it doesn't bother you at all, but just the way in which you respond seems to imply that you are bothered.
Anyway, +2 for having one leg. I had one leg once, but I cut it off in a fit of emo frenzy.
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hahaha
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:45:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You seem to have contridicted yourself a few times in these reviews, but I don't know if you were being serious in all of them, so it doesn't really matter. I mean... You say it doesn't bother you at all, but just the way in which you respond seems to imply that you are bothered.
Anyway, +2 for having one leg. I had one leg once, but I cut it off in a fit of emo frenzy.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:44:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't see any stabbing yet TL!
Caul stop with the big words or I'm going to start talking about your emo hair again.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:44:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:19:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus, was Apollo just right about something? Finally? Whew.
This doesn't seem like a joke at all. It seems like something you were feeling, so you wrote about it, and now you are trying to act like you don't care, when you really do.
In other news, The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
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Lies! Humans don't have fingers.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:40:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:58:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Can you get extra bling on legs? Like deluxe versions? I mean you get plenty of use out of your leg, so I'm gonna say it's worth spending money on it. Do you pay for your own legs? That seems unbelievably harsh if so.
I hope you wrap the old legs up like Vyvian from The Young Ones. Or you could mount your old legs on the bonnet of your car. Brilliant!
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The cost comes partly from where and how they have to fit them.
You can get blingy ones. He used to be on waiting lists for versions that were basically bionic man versions. Reacted to nerve impulses and shit. They claimed you could high jump, shit like that...He's 63 now and has had the legs for over 40 years so he doesn't see the need to high jump.
His are made mostly of titanium and fiberglass, they have a little electric pump that keeps them constantly tightened propery to his leg.
He does the same thing, ships them out for less fortunate people to use, land mine victims and such. Before there was a movement to do that he did have one old set in the house, when we were kids. I smacked my brother in the head with one once. This didn't go over so well.
We also used to race his wheelchair down the sloped driveway. Who says handicaps can't be fun?
Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:36:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I, for one, believe that she's done a very brave thing by coming out and telling us all that she has a prosthetic limb. Tiger Lilly - when I get home from Iraq, I'm taking you out for the best dinner you've ever had (in Washington, DC) - and after that, we'll take you prosthetic and beat the crap out of some congressmen and senators that have it coming!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:36:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:07:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Apollo, this I know. Its a friggin JOKE. I'm making a funny about it. That is all.
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"So to them I say FUCK YOU. I'm here, make fun of me, call me every name in the book, but I'm not going fucking anywhere. However, before I leave, just know one thing. The day you give me sympany or treat me any diffentt than anyone in this world is the day we have problems. But when you call me a 'cripple' like that class act Hadley, you better be able to head to head. Because I assure you this. I might not be good at the whole over the internet fighting shit, but right now, right here, I beg of Caul and Hadley to chose a place, I'll be there, not hiding like the pussy Hadley is, and we'll see afterall who really is the tough guy."
Yeah, it really sounds like you're having "fun" and "joking" Look you emotional wreck, you were being a bitch far before I mentionned your supposedly taboo leg. I only said "stfu" and you started losing it since then so how about you do shut the fuck up and stop acting like you're a fucking martyr.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:31:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AND if you would just tell the big kids that you don't like it when they take your lunch money, I'm sure they would stop.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:30:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What was the point of this? If you want funny, you could quote Mitch Hedberg all day long!
I'm glad it doesn't bother you.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Corn, If it really and truly bothered me, i would've never written this nor would I have even come out with the whole fake leg thing in the first place. I knew what people would say. My point is I've been called silly names my whole life about my leg and it doesn't bother me. It's what makes me 'different' and too be honest, I like being 'different'. Why would I want to be like everyone else. I don't. I can take my leg off.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:22:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Can I have one to make a lamp?
I think we would get along extremely well but this is a poor idea. I know, because in the first week I was here I got in a flame war with habeeb. Once I let it go and left him to his own petty devices things chilled. You've gotten tons of attention lately and the haters are hating that they can't have some of that, some will see picking a fight and being verbal on one of your posts as a way to ride your coat tails and gain some visibility. Let it roll and it'll be better later, egging them on will only encourage them to continue harrassing you.
fuckin and fightin it's all the same
livin with louie dog's the only way to stay sane
let the lovin let the lovin come back to me
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:19:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus, was Apollo just right about something? Finally? Whew.
This doesn't seem like a joke at all. It seems like something you were feeling, so you wrote about it, and now you are trying to act like you don't care, when you really do.
In other news, The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:07:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Apollo, this I know. Its a friggin JOKE. I'm making a funny about it. That is all.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Apparently this is important to folks with no life outside their monitor.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:07:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Tiger - yes, they could be nicer but you're just feeding them now and they aren't worth it dear.
On a completely unrelated note, I was at the bar Monday night and had a few to many, plus a stop in the back alley for a few tokes. I was comfortably wasted. I was talking to this girl and it eventually came up that her left leg was missing from the knee down. My stupid ass actually asked her in a very slurry voice "You're name isn't TigerLilly, is it"? The thing is, I've seen your pic...this girl was balck. There is no way in HELL that was you.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:05:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:49:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:41:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
redskies- my father has two artificial legs. To answer the question about how you pay for them, you have good insurance or you live in a wheelchair. The last time he got new ones they ran about 38K apiece, some of the really advanced ones are in the realm of ridiculousness, price wise. Only rich white people can afford those
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Well, my leg costs about 20K. But when I get new legs, I ship the old ones overseas to people who can't afford them or lost their legs in war. FedX kind of gets freaked out. But really, whats a girl to do with extra legs lying the house? """
AAAAHAHAHAHAH!! I'm glad I didn't read that out of context! That would have freaked me the fuck out!!!
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR LEG.
IT IS SIMPLY AN INSULT TO HURL AT YOU, NO DIFFERENT TO CALL ME ENORMO DOME OR SHLONGY BIG NOSE OR CAUL GAY OR JAY-PIG FAT.
YOU ARE PROVING EVERYONE'S POINT BY THIS POST.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:03:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:38:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
he really called you a cyborg? that's kinda funny. sorry. i still think having a fake leg is cool, and i still can't figure out why i think that.
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I would be a cyborg if I got to see Jerri Ryan's StarTrek character nekkid
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 7 of 9 *drools* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*geek alert blaring*
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:02:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it's not about you speaking your mind it is quite the opposite, it is about the whole 'he hates me because he doesn't +2 me'.
Pah!
Dammit, i can't work up the vitriol today.
Can I lick your stump?
Ah that's better.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:01:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-01-26 07:49:56 (#)
If it's any consolation, Tiger, I asked an Uber-buddy about you once. You're like a staple of this website in a way, very high-profile, everybody seems to know you, and I was curious. My friend told me that you're one of the nicest people in the world, and really sweet, and so on. I think that's what most people on this site know you as.
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Lies. They are all lies. I'm not nice. I'm Mean.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:01:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
We'll do shots out of it, then go beat up homeless people with it. Deal?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:58:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:49:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:41:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
redskies- my father has two artificial legs. To answer the question about how you pay for them, you have good insurance or you live in a wheelchair. The last time he got new ones they ran about 38K apiece, some of the really advanced ones are in the realm of ridiculousness, price wise. Only rich white people can afford those
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Well, my leg costs about 20K. But when I get new legs, I ship the old ones overseas to people who can't afford them or lost their legs in war. FedX kind of gets freaked out. But really, whats a girl to do with extra legs lying the house?
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Can you get extra bling on legs? Like deluxe versions? I mean you get plenty of use out of your leg, so I'm gonna say it's worth spending money on it. Do you pay for your own legs? That seems unbelievably harsh if so.
I hope you wrap the old legs up like Vyvian from The Young Ones. Or you could mount your old legs on the bonnet of your car. Brilliant!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:55:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
KATIE-
For the record- Caesar asked ME about you, and that's what I told him. You are a good person. It's obvious.
Now this... hon, we've all been attacked on uber. You know I've been through my shit with that stupid Shiloh post. I was called a whore more then 1.598017 million times on here. It did piss me off, hurt me, etc etc etc... no matter how much I tried to think, "these people dont know me, therefore I don't care", I did care.
Not because I believed what they said or doubted myself. I cared because I thought, "How can people be such dicks?"
Lisa and Hidden used to go on and ON about how I look like a man.
Know what I did? I refused to read any of their comments or posts for a long while. That way I never had the URGE to reply. Whenever I did reply, the backlash came at me 10 fold.
You know what else? I've never read the comments on that shiloh post. EVER. Some people have told me bits and pieces, but I know it'd make me angry, so I ignore it.
Guess what? Because I backed off and just let Uber be Uber for a while, Uber forgot about me (for the most part), and the shit stopped.
I know it sucks to know that people can be downright mean.
I know it sucks to lose faith in humanity.
I know it sucks to see your name and your "faults" on the front page daily.
Any woman who gets constant attention on here for over a week goes through this. You can either REALLY ignore it and not respond, or you can respond (either in angry tones or "ha ha funny").
The choice is yours, and you have to be ready for the results of that decision.
Think of it:
Urbane had her snatch on uber and STILL gets shit about being insane, a liar, fat, ugly, whorey, etc etc etc...
Lojope talked about rape and STILL gets brought up whenever rape is brought up.
I talked about sex and STILL get called a whore.
Loren gets shit because of her EYEBROWS.
Durae gets shit because of her armpit hair.
Lisa gets shit because she is sarcastic and bitchy.
etc etc etc...
Ignore it and let it go. People will say whatever they want, and you can't control that.
P.S. Drunk posting about emotional stuff is a baaaaad idea.
I still love you.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
At first I saw the pic before the post, and I asked myself "Is he drinking out of a bong?" (as I didn't see the man had only one leg) "I'll bet its a prostetic leg cause TL posted this. Heehee...Oh...*reads post* It is a leg.....Ewww."
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:54:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, you are nice.
See, nice little posts like this define you.
And give you a leg up on the haters.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:51:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I KNOW YOU'RE NICE AND I WILL NOT GO FUCK MYSELF. HOW DARE YOU ADDRESS ME IN SUCH A MANNER, THIS MEANS WAR!
PS - IM me - emilykate1109 on AIM - so we can have an IM death-match and then maybe talk about Ubercon Vegas and/or gossip about Ubersite boys.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:49:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:41:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
redskies- my father has two artificial legs. To answer the question about how you pay for them, you have good insurance or you live in a wheelchair. The last time he got new ones they ran about 38K apiece, some of the really advanced ones are in the realm of ridiculousness, price wise. Only rich white people can afford those
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Well, my leg costs about 20K. But when I get new legs, I ship the old ones overseas to people who can't afford them or lost their legs in war. FedX kind of gets freaked out. But really, whats a girl to do with extra legs lying the house?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:45:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:41:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh shit.
What GLALL said is pretty much spot on.
BigMike- they wouldn't become social outcasts if they acted like that in real life, they'd likely become dead.
redskies- my father has two artificial legs. To answer the question about how you pay for them, you have good insurance or you live in a wheelchair. The last time he got new ones they ran about 38K apiece, some of the really advanced ones are in the realm of ridiculousness, price wise. Only rich white people can afford those...
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38k a piece? Not far off being the six million dollar man there. They can't be as versatile as a biological leg though. I seem to remember seeing the paralympics where the runners with one leg had these carbon fibre curved thing. Very clever.
Cappen Tiger - used it as a bong? -hehe I've sent you an email.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:41:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The best part about this post is it's pretty much all bullshit except for the leg and the comments people make about it. It doesn't bother me in the least. In fact, I find them to be funny. So bring em'. I post things, people comment and it keeps me entertained throughout the day. That's all folks.
And I have huge crushes on Caul and Hadley. Mmmmmm
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:41:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh shit.
What GLALL said is pretty much spot on.
BigMike- they wouldn't become social outcasts if they acted like that in real life, they'd likely become dead.
redskies- my father has two artificial legs. To answer the question about how you pay for them, you have good insurance or you live in a wheelchair. The last time he got new ones they ran about 38K apiece, some of the really advanced ones are in the realm of ridiculousness, price wise. Only rich white people can afford those...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:38:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
he really called you a cyborg? that's kinda funny. sorry. i still think having a fake leg is cool, and i still can't figure out why i think that.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:38:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, fuck you too, Tiger.
*kisses*
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:35:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
$20 says posts like these push TL to #21 on the MVA by this time next week.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:28:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:26:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
We could make a whole pitcher of margaritas in that thing!
Tiger rocks.
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My X wanted to do that. Instead he took an old leg and made a bong out of it. It was kinda cool.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:26:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We could make a whole pitcher of margaritas in that thing!
Tiger rocks.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You were drunk! Admit it.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:19:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sarcasm doesn't come across well over the internet. This is supposed to be a joke. Har har. Drinking out of my leg. I'm nice, fuck you!. Damn people.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:18:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are toooooo hot to be nice
So start stabbing people!
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:06:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't get it. What were you really hoping to accomplish with all this Katherine?
Seriously...you're better than this. Why are you bothering? You certainly don't need to justify your actions...especially to a bunch of people on the Internet. All you've managed to done is dump more blood in the water for these sharks. You can't win. And you're starting to sound like you're getting WAY too wrapped up in all the nonsense on this website. Maybe it's time to find a new outlet for your boredom.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GLALL I shall be back, and more powerful than EVAR! You might have won the battle, but I shall win the war. My dark forces are gathering as we speak
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:03:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Did someone say rape?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-26 08:56:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
God, I SO don't want to sound spiteful but I know it will, I'm just not a morning person. I think you're losing it, honestly. This is fucking ridiculous. You are definitely a very nice person, no doubt, but this pisses me off because it's the equivalent to a baby crying for attention when honestly, you go through less bullshit than some people here. You have a problem with Caul and Hadley, maybe a few sparingly others that come along and make a snide remark. BIG FUCKING DEAL. Think about lojope who is pretty much made into a punchline whenever the word "rape" is typed anywhere here, it's like a given when you come here or any other place in the world, that you are going to deal with people who don't like you. Think about where you are. If you want constructive criticism on your writing, go back to college and take some creative writing classes.
I know it's hard to take the peg-leg comments and everything, but haven't you been dealing with them your whole life in the first place? I honestly don't understand why internet strangers, hours and hours away from you, can get you so upset? Is work starting to get to you or something?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-26 08:50:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You have only one leg??
What?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-26 08:48:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
katie the vast majority of the time, i respect the hell out of you. that being said, i really don't think this post was necessary, at best...and at worst...i don't know... unless you were shittanked drunk when you posted it.
the few times i don't respect what you do, are when you argue like a stereotypical angry girl. example:
caulincourt: <valid point>
tigerlilly: all i hear when you say something is blah blah blah blah blah
caulincourt: but <another valid point>
tigerlilly: <insult in the form of obvious super-condescention>
you know how i feel about arguing, and arguing like that just ticks me off.
also, "i could give two shits" sounds ridiculously stupid. it makes no sense. couldn't.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-26 08:46:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I feel like a one legged Woman in an ass-kicking contest!"
I can't believe you didn't use that. Shame on you!
From here on in, I think I'll refer to you as "Easy access".
Fuck I'm heartless... at least I'm not French-Canadian :-)
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-26 08:42:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:48:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
And see I will use a hadley-have-no-class-quote
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:03:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry, tiger. Next time I go to a ski resort, I'll sleep the day away instead BEING OUT ON THE FUCKING MOUNTAIN.
Or didn't they have cripple skis you could use?
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First and foremost i for one, know he never went to the Poconos. Secondly I find it quite humorous that a what 45 year old man makes fun of a chick who has a fake leg. And secondly, Hadley, put your money where your mouth is. I'll bet you 10K right now, I'll kick your ass on any mountain you choose with one ski. Game on. Lets go.
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Leave me out of this, Soapy.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-26 08:33:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Take the high road with this.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-26 08:19:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BTW, give me a buzz on AIM (dsvmusic) if you find the time.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-26 08:19:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
how dare you be nice :)
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2006-01-26 08:18:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
screw them. Too many miserirable pricks in the world anyway. You kick much ass.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-26 08:17:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What thecaes said: http://www.ubersite.com/m/82911#1803415
Do what's best for you, and don't worry about the rest. Those of us who care to be honest on here will like one another for our real selves.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-01-26 08:13:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-26 07:00:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
Whinge, whinge, whinge.
Bitch, bitch, bitch.
Love,
Thorpe & Williamson
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that pretty much sums it up.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-01-26 08:04:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was about to -2 the shit out of this post until you said you'd beat people with your prosthetic leg, that just calls for two +2s.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-01-26 08:00:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Get fucking used to it or I'll take my leg off and smack you in the head with it."
SWEET!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-01-26 07:58:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All I can think of when I read about or see a prosthetic leg is Red Heat.
Cocaino
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-01-26 07:49:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:21:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't wrestle with a pig. You'll get dirty and the pig will like it.
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Bart is wise.
The best way to deal with ignorant internet assholes is to just ignore them. Seriously, if you keep firing back, they'll keep retaliating, and unlike you, they'll probably really enjoy the whole thing because calling other people names makes them feel cool, or something. Whereas you, you'll probably just get worked up, or more disheartened, or more upset.
If it's any consolation, Tiger, I asked an Uber-buddy about you once. You're like a staple of this website in a way, very high-profile, everybody seems to know you, and I was curious. My friend told me that you're one of the nicest people in the world, and really sweet, and so on. I think that's what most people on this site know you as.
For the minority who think otherwise, well, that's their perogative. Don't waste time explaining things to people who aren't worth the breath it takes to say it.
And also, congratulations on your 560th most heated post in a row. What IS it with you??
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-26 07:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
did this need to be written?
I like you, I think its fine that you are a nice person and I don't agree with making fun of your leg.
That said, shit gets made fun of here on Uber, did you think otherwise would happen when you brought it up.
All you are doing here is feeding the sharks the meat they so crave.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-26 07:28:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What Mike said.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-26 07:25:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tiger, I've been saying it for a long time. I agree with you that people could and should be nicer to each other even behind the anonymity of the internet.
People show their dark sides in different ways. It's easy however, to show it with no fear of retribution or embarassment. If some of the users here actually behaved in "real world" interactions the way they do here, they would soon become social outcasts. I will qualify that remark by saying that I do believe there is a difference between what happens on uber and what happens during everyday interpersonal social interaction.
The problem is that some people can't recognize the similarities. There is a face on the other side of the computer screen. There are feelings as well as opinions.
How many of you, after finding out that Tiger had only one leg, would go rushing up to her saying that she is a cripple to her face? None, that's how many. If you say otherwise, you are a liar so don't give me your tough guy act.
I'm not defending anybody here either, so don't misinterpret. Anybody who has read any of my previous stuff knows that I think the world can be a better place if we choose it to be. If someone takes the initiative to make it that way, then I think it's a step in the right direction. Go watch "Pay it Forward" and tell me if you think something like that could actually work.
The cruel fact remains that some people think it's fun to be an asshole and the rest don't know any better.
I truly think, and TL has read this from me, that you have to have faith in people. There are good people everywhere. You just have to be lucky enough to find them.
Keep on being nice Tiger. I know there are people everywhere who appreciate it.
On a side note, I got up at five thirty this morning to snowblow a foot of snow off of my driveway this morning. Fun.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-26 07:20:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:54:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you really need this much attention? Enjoy your heat, hate, and pity, cause you are sure to get lots.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-01-26 07:05:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sounds reasonable enough, even if it is the kind of statement that will be turned into a bile-strewn battlefield for Uber's less charitable members. For what it's worth, I think being 'nice' is the hardest damn thing to do in this world, so kudos for even trying.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-26 07:00:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Whinge, whinge, whinge.
Bitch, bitch, bitch.
Love,
Thorpe & Williamson
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-26 06:55:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You all have mental problems, abusers and abusees. If someone is abusive towards you then stop interacting with them immediately. Have some self respect by maintaining standards for how people should treat you if they want your attention.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-26 06:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I did some quick calculations and came up with the fact that I have only one more leg than you do.
Just tell everyone within earshot to go fuck themselves. Or, I'll do it.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-26 05:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
STOP FIGHTING DOOPID HEADS!!
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Yeah, that's my contribution to this post right there.
I always knew I should have been a diplomat.
Or a diplodocus. But if I was a girl diplodocus, and I liked all the other girl diplodocusses, I'd probably be called a lickaloddapus. But I'm not a girl diplodocus. or a girl at all.
But that's neither here nor there. But yeaaahh. So. You know Chris Penn died? Now THERE@S an important conversation.
I dunno. I sound callous.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 05:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-26 05:09:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Redskies has some class. It would behoove you others to stop peeking out your trailer windows at the rodeo and listen to him and Tiger, and stop demeaning yourselves by reaching for your keyboards.
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Yeah SOME class. But I can only dole it out in short controlled bursts. Have you seen my post about which transformer is the best? Or the one about how I hate emo kids?
Pure class ;)
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-26 05:09:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Redskies has some class. It would behoove you others to stop peeking out your trailer windows at the rodeo and listen to him and Tiger, and stop demeaning yourselves by reaching for your keyboards.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-01-26 05:09:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmm I think I have a stump fetish
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-01-26 05:06:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Untill now bang I always got by on my own. I never really cared untill I met you diddy diddy boom, And now it chills me to the bone...How do I get you alone wing ding dingy ding How do I get you alone.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 05:00:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
However, before I leave, ---- tonight.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 04:57:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2006-01-26 04:41:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
I concede on the pirate captain grounds, but really why post this?
I don't care how many legs you have, how cute, smart, and/or talented you think you are...in fact, I don't care anything about you. At all. The vast majority of Uber agrees I imagine. Write something entertaining or in the words of Bart, "Don't bother (-2)." I know I stopped posting when it dawned on me I wasn't entertaining.
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Actually, I dont think I'm cute, or smart. I do have one leg buy My post is about the plethora of assholes in this world and people who make fun or light of the fact that others might be differnt just for the sake of doing so. So to them I say FUCK YOU. I'm here, make fun of me, call me every name in the book, but I'm not going fucking anywhere. However, before I leave, just know one thing. The day you give me sympany or treat me any diffentt than anyone in this world is the day we have problems. But when you call me a 'cripple' like that class act Hadley, you better be able to head to head. Because I assure you this. I might not be good at the whole over the internet fighting shit, but right now, right here, I beg of Caul and Hadley to chose a place, I'll be there, not hiding like the pussy Hadley is, and we'll see afterall who really is the tough guy.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-01-26 04:51:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey Caul: INSULT!
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2006-01-26 04:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I concede on the pirate captain grounds, but really why post this?
I don't care how many legs you have, how cute, smart, and/or talented you think you are...in fact, I don't care anything about you. At all. The vast majority of Uber agrees I imagine. Write something entertaining or in the words of Bart, "Don't bother (-2)." I know I stopped posting when it dawned on me I wasn't entertaining.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 04:35:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2006-01-26 04:30:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
Peg, who cares what you say?
C'mon, honestly, no one gives a fuck. This is Ubersite and you don't have a leg to stand on.
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Hahahha now thats fucking funny. But you're wrong, I have ONE leg to stand on. Get it right. Otherwise shuta your face.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 04:35:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2006-01-26 04:30:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
Peg, who cares what you say?
C'mon, honestly, no one gives a fuck. This is Ubersite and you don't have a leg to stand on.
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She does hava a leg to stand on! In fact, she's got more legs than you do. If her legs all lined up, they'd give your legs a kicking.
You won't be laughing when Tiger gets the Lee Majors' sound effect going on and starts bionically leaping throwing legs in a vicious boomeranging way.
Also - she is better qualified to be a pirate captain than you are Davy Jones.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2006-01-26 04:30:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Peg, who cares what you say?
C'mon, honestly, no one gives a fuck. This is Ubersite and you don't have a leg to stand on.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 04:23:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can do a lot with my leg, but that isn't what this post was all about. I was talking about the shallow fucktards that make fun of my leg. Hey, I had to bring it up.
Submitted by MavisMing (user info) at 2006-01-26 04:22:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"These balls are making me testi."
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-26 04:22:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Coming soon: second gear.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 04:17:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So, do you get like upgrades? Do you have to pay for your legs? I am intrigued.
Oooh - also - shoe shopping by proxy. You give someone your leg - and they go find shoes that fit. I know you could just say 'size whatever' BUT - I love the idea of someone walking in with a spare leg and saying 'shoe this leg.'
Have you ever hit someone with your spare leg? And did you do a pirate impersonation first?
I'm telling you - these are stories which MUST be told.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 04:14:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul, you're like that sticky piece of gum that never leaves the shoe. Tell you what tough guy, leave, no one here wants you apart of this discussion. So go a way.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 04:10:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 04:03:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Good question,,,,I feel like I'm on Double Jeapordy....well, we all grow...and when legs do,
that means we need fake legs too. I have several in my cellar that I use for bird feeders or i send them to Africa for people who can't afford to walk. Yeah.
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Tiger - how can I not laugh at that? Even though I've sprayed coffee everywhere.
Actually, the leg thing could be quite a nice art installation. Legs I have loved and lost. And then you have to guess what age you were when you had each leg. Do you have a favourite leg over the years? One you have fonder memories of?
This would make a great series.
Keep cool hinny! ;)
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It really is supposed to be funny.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-01-26 04:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well, respect for bing able to take the darko post.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 04:03:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:55:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:52:57 (#)
Ranking: 1
I have a question. When is it that you decide that you need a new leg? Do they wear out? Is it like getting a new pair of glasses? (You don't need it RIGHT NOW, but before it gets too loose and falls off?) I keep my old glasses as a horrible backup, but I'm going to assume that they take up less space than a leg-sized backup.
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Good question,,,,I feel like I'm on Double Jeapordy....well, we all grow...and when legs do,
that means we need fake legs too. I have several in my cellar that I use for bird feeders or i send them to Africa for people who can't afford to walk. Yeah.
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Tiger - how can I not laugh at that? Even though I've sprayed coffee everywhere.
Actually, the leg thing could be quite a nice art installation. Legs I have loved and lost. And then you have to guess what age you were when you had each leg. Do you have a favourite leg over the years? One you have fonder memories of?
This would make a great series.
Keep cool hinny! ;)
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-01-26 03:59:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i never cease to be impressed by the kwality
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 03:40:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul when you write people don't listen all they hear is Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah.Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah.Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah.Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah.Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah.Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah.Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah.Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah.Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah.Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah.Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah.Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah.Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah.Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah.Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah.Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah.Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah.Blah. B
Nobody here is really interestd in what you have to say. Go make your own post and camp out. No one where cares about you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 03:35:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"it's about these idiots that feel the need to throw jabs at me because I'm smart, cute (let me toot my own horn) and not a fucking idiot."
Holy fuck, you're mental.
"I'm smart". You're not smart at all, for a 30-something years old that is. I've seen more articulate 18 years old with a much better comprehension of social interaction (hint: they don't act like they're royalty).
"cute (let me toot my own horn)" Maybe by Uber standard you look nice, but in the real world, you're ordinary and even then that would be paying you a huge compliment.
"not a fucking idiot" The fact that you need to specifiy this tells me that your subconscious might be telling you something here...yes, you're a fucking idiot.
Maybe you should start listening to people to get a little hold of reality instead of convincing yourself you're some sort of ultra-cool chick that everyone is jealous of (eeeew).
As for bringing it for the leg level, I seem to remember that you started calling me a fag (which I don't give a shit but could very well complain about like you) way before I brought up your holy leg. I simply said: "maybe you should shut the fuck up a little" and since then you literally lost it.
You're a fucking nut and it's pathetic to see you try to get people's pity.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 03:22:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-01-26 03:11:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because you've got one leg and you don't let it hold you back.
I hate people who feel sorry for themselves, whine about how much their lives suck, and let things they can't control take over their lives instead of overcoming them.
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Julie I don't feel sorry for myself nor would I ever let having one leg hold me back. This post isn't aBout all that I've done with my one-legged-life...it's about these idiots that feel the need to throw jabs at me because I'm smart, cute (let me toot my own horn) and not a fucking idiot. Its fair game if you make fun of my face, my hair, me being fat...but when you bring it to the leg level, well, that hasn't happened to me since fifth grade. But then again, this is uber.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-01-26 03:11:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because you've got one leg and you don't let it hold you back.
I hate people who feel sorry for themselves, whine about how much their lives suck, and let things they can't control take over their lives instead of overcoming them.
Those whiny bastards should be shot!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 03:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll even link that shit. It's funny.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82914
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-26 03:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's true that I really am an ass.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-26 03:00:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/11094
haha, sorry but it fits.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah Pokey, you are. Tis all good though. BWAHAHAHA
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:51:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
And secondly, Hadley, put your money where your mouth is. I'll bet you 10K right now, I'll kick your ass on any mountain you choose with one ski. Game on. Lets go.
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That would actually be thirdly.
Damn, I'm an asshole.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:48:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And see I will use a hadley-have-no-class-quote
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:03:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry, tiger. Next time I go to a ski resort, I'll sleep the day away instead BEING OUT ON THE FUCKING MOUNTAIN.
Or didn't they have cripple skis you could use?
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First and foremost i for one, know he never went to the Poconos. Secondly I find it quite humorous that a what 45 year old man makes fun of a chick who has a fake leg. And secondly, Hadley, put your money where your mouth is. I'll bet you 10K right now, I'll kick your ass on any mountain you choose with one ski. Game on. Lets go.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:40:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Has someone been tipping back the old prosthetic leg again?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:38:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, suuuuuuuure.
as flick would say, "AW, BOLOGNA!"
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:33:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The thing is pen, I wasn't even trying to start shit. Honestly I wasn't.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
honestly, this was the most entertaining anger i have ever read.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:27:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you tell 'em!
tell them hard...
in da butt.
What?
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:25:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for real though because you appear to be drunk, and that I can identify with and appreciate.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:24:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There is a difference between me and Caul, at no point am I telling you that you are a'ugly, too much make-up, one-legged cyborg.' I am simply giving an internet cry for attention the exact same rating I would give to anyone who posted this shit. Don't worry, this +2 is just for you sicne you want people to rate the person behind the post, and not the post itself.
I mean who could ever conceivethat someone would use the rating scale on here to actually judge content?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:21:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:21:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't wrestle with a pig. You'll get dirty and the pig will like it.
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Bart, Is love you. You speak the truth my man.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:21:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't wrestle with a pig. You'll get dirty and the pig will like it.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:21:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Night night. I need to get my 'beauty' sleep.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:20:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahhahha we got two peas in a pod here. Hey Dreg? Is that your name? Play your cards right and Caul with fuck you in ass. And we all know, that's a treat.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:15:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:10:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Explain to me what
"The pink cowboy hat on my head, and the pointless 'flowers are pretty posts'. Get fucking used to it or I'll take my leg off and smack you in the head with it. Or, we can do shots out of it. Your choice?" --
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well my internet sweet pea, you haven't been around long enough. Go do some research and get back to me.
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Funny, I signed up 4 days before you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:17:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:10:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Explain to me what
"The pink cowboy hat on my head, and the pointless 'flowers are pretty posts'. Get fucking used to it or I'll take my leg off and smack you in the head with it. Or, we can do shots out of it. Your choice?"
has to do with "I'm not asking you to kiss my ass. I'm asking for constructive criticism when I write something." ?
So we have to get fucking used to what you write and you aren't going to change what it is that you write, but we are supposed to have constructive criticism on things which you are adamant about keeping the same way as you do?
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Don't even try to understand. She even said that she sucked at writting, but god forbid if you ever tell her that she does. She's just another nutcase and people like that have a way to dig their own holes so I'm done with that plastic cunt.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:15:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:10:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Explain to me what
"The pink cowboy hat on my head, and the pointless 'flowers are pretty posts'. Get fucking used to it or I'll take my leg off and smack you in the head with it. Or, we can do shots out of it. Your choice?" --
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well my internet sweet pea, you haven't been around long enough. Go do some research and get back to me.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:11:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:06:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Believe it or not, Uber is NOT a serious writer's forum.
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You don't fucking say? Dude. get with the program, I know what this place is all about.
caul is really my husband in real
Caul- give me a ring baby, I'm gettin anxious ouver here.....hurry.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:11:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
PEOPLE ARE BEING MEAN TO ME ON THE INTERNETS!!!
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:10:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Explain to me what
"The pink cowboy hat on my head, and the pointless 'flowers are pretty posts'. Get fucking used to it or I'll take my leg off and smack you in the head with it. Or, we can do shots out of it. Your choice?"
has to do with "I'm not asking you to kiss my ass. I'm asking for constructive criticism when I write something." ?
So we have to get fucking used to what you write and you aren't going to change what it is that you write, but we are supposed to have constructive criticism on things which you are adamant about keeping the same way as you do?
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and if you want constructive criticism and not a bunch of people sucking up to or belittling you there's this nifty little site called http://pulsehead.com/ .Believe it or not, Uber is NOT a serious writer's forum.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:06:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:00:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:56:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
I love how you are convinced that you're hot shit.
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Sweetie pie, the only thing i'm convinced about is how much I love you!
I can't wait until Valentines day when I can show you how much you french hottie
you. Mmmmmmuuuuahhhh.
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You know, with a 4th-grader wit like that, I'm starting to think you're among the countless others on here who have mental problems.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:02:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you just say PITY?? GOd you're really are an idiot. I've I was looking for Pity. I would've come out with that umm, lets see, two years ago you Sherlock Holmes you.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:00:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:56:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
I love how you are convinced that you're hot shit.
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Sweetie pie, the only thing i'm convinced about is how much I love you!
I can't wait until Valentines day when I can show you how much you french hottie
you. Mmmmmmuuuuahhhh.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:59:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:57:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:54:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you really need this much attention? Enjoy your heat, hate, and pity, cause you are sure to get lots.
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Actually, that's funny.I wasnt looking for heat or hate. I was just being honest. God forbid someone be honest.
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So you admit to looking for pity?
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:59:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"we all grow"
except you
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:57:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:54:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you really need this much attention? Enjoy your heat, hate, and pity, cause you are sure to get lots.
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Actually, that's funny.I wasnt looking for heat or hate. I was just being honest. God forbid someone be honest.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:56:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I love how you are convinced that you're hot shit.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:55:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:52:57 (#)
Ranking: 1
I have a question. When is it that you decide that you need a new leg? Do they wear out? Is it like getting a new pair of glasses? (You don't need it RIGHT NOW, but before it gets too loose and falls off?) I keep my old glasses as a horrible backup, but I'm going to assume that they take up less space than a leg-sized backup.
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Good question,,,,I feel like I'm on Double Jeapordy....well, we all grow...and when legs do,
that means we need fake legs too. I have several in my cellar that I use for bird feeders or i send them to Africa for people who can't afford to walk. Yeah.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:54:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you really need this much attention? Enjoy your heat, hate, and pity, cause you are sure to get lots.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:50:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm just going to sit back now, and let it all unfold. Sheep.
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Yeah right, act as if this was all a "plan" when it's obvious you're an over sensitive self-involved cunt who posted that shit in hope to get her little Internet crew's pity.
Pathetic.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sweetheart, Caul, my tits are fantastic...i'm really sorry your 'girl' can't afford them.
You can say anything you want about them, but let me tell you, they're really nice. And I have
no curves cause I'm a midget. C'mon bring on the real insults you pile of smoking cow dung.
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:52:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I have a question. When is it that you decide that you need a new leg? Do they wear out? Is it like getting a new pair of glasses? (You don't need it RIGHT NOW, but before it gets too loose and falls off?) I keep my old glasses as a horrible backup, but I'm going to assume that they take up less space than a leg-sized backup.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:33:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahaha..actually that was kinda a joke. My ex-boyee in college his roomates wanted to take my old legs make bongs out of them and make beer funnels. Whatever.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:50:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm just going to sit back now, and let it all unfold. Sheep.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:49:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:45:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:44:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:42:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh caul,,,but you're missing my point you hot frencie you....I want to have babies with you. Eat me.
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I don't have sex with dwarves. Much less needy dwarves.
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Well, one of us should inform your girlfriend then. This would be quite the shock to her.
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My girlfriend is a lot better looking than yourself and she isn't made out of plastic.
But that is the case of the majority of women.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:49:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:45:57 (#)
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ironically, you getting riled up enough to make some drawn out 'fuck everyone I don't give a shit" post is exactly the type of thing your critics hate you for, not being too nice, you self flattering synthetic pumpkin faced pair of leathery tits
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Oh sweet Jesus, they let everyone in here tonight. I thought there was a sign at the door. Do not gettng riled up. You and I both know its all about the convo...get used to it cause really I know what my posts lead to....hummm....its a lot of fun isn't? Now...go away.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:48:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:44:19 (#)
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What is wrong with being a nice person?
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Nothing. But by dictating what others should do or should not do because she's convinced she's so fucking nice, she's just being another bossy little psycho bitch.
I don't know why she doesn't understand that.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:46:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:44:19 (#)
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What is wrong with being a nice person?
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AMEN. People here have NO idea.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:45:57 EST (#)
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ironically, you getting riled up enough to make some drawn out 'fuck everyone I don't give a shit" post is exactly the type of thing your critics hate you for, not being too nice, you self flattering synthetic pumpkin faced pair of leathery tits
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:45:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:44:26 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:42:49 (#)
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Oh caul,,,but you're missing my point you hot frencie you....I want to have babies with you. Eat me.
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I don't have sex with dwarves. Much less needy dwarves.
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Well, one of us should inform your girlfriend then. This would be quite the shock to her.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:44:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:42:49 (#)
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Oh caul,,,but you're missing my point you hot frencie you....I want to have babies with you. Eat me.
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I don't have sex with dwarves. Much less needy dwarves.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:44:19 EST (#)
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What is wrong with being a nice person?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:42:49 EST (#)
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Oh caul,,,but you're missing my point you hot frencie you....I want to have babies with you. Eat me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:41:48 EST (#)
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Now, now, what is this?
You tell us, "don't read whatever I feel like writing if you don't like it" BUT then you go on and complain about what Hadley or I will write. You say that we're entitled to say whatever we want to say BUT we must only write constructive criticism. That you're not asking us to kiss your ass BUT don't we ever dare saying something like "shut the fuck up".
You see, that's why I fucking can't stand you. People insult me, I insult them back...end of story...it's fair (and fun). You however act is you had some sort of special status that obliges us to treat you within the little lame boundaries you set for yourself.
Who the fuck do you think you are? Quit fucking complaining and people will treat you nicely. That's how it works outside the Internet too.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:38:01 EST (#)
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Fiesty
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:36:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:34:34 (#)
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you only have one leg?
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Yeah, so what? Go fuck yourself.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:35:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by belowground (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:32:59 (#)
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Although I find that the problems you have with various people here are very disinteresting, i'll go ahead and offer you a bit of obvious advice. It seems that you have two choices. The first is dealing with whatever nonsense it is that you need to deal with, and the second is splitting. Now, i'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that you enjoy posting here, so my advice is to suck it up and ignore the people that bother you. If writing things like this is supposed to be an attempt at persuading the people to see things your way, let me be the first to break it to you. It's not going to happen. The only people who aren't going to ignore it are the people who are causing you grief in the first place.
You see what i'm saying?
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No. Actually, I just wrote this to see what types of comments I would get. I would never want to 'break' anyone. That would defeat the purpose of my post. Get it?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:34:34 EST (#)
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you only have one leg?
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:34:04 EST (#)
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If you want to brutally kill some of these whiney foreign-types by conducting a murderous rampage across the world... count me in.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:33:48 EST (#)
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Hahaha..actually that was kinda a joke. My ex-boyee in college his roomates wanted to take my old legs make bongs out of them and make beer funnels. Whatever.
Submitted by belowground (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:32:59 EST (#)
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Although I find that the problems you have with various people here are very disinteresting, i'll go ahead and offer you a bit of obvious advice. It seems that you have two choices. The first is dealing with whatever nonsense it is that you need to deal with, and the second is splitting. Now, i'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that you enjoy posting here, so my advice is to suck it up and ignore the people that bother you. If writing things like this is supposed to be an attempt at persuading the people to see things your way, let me be the first to break it to you. It's not going to happen. The only people who aren't going to ignore it are the people who are causing you grief in the first place.
You see what i'm saying?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:29:54 EST (#)
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No offense, but I don't want to do shots out of anybody's prosthetic leg. It has nothing to do with having one leg.
It's kinda like drinking after somebody. I can't do that either. I couldn't even drink after my wives. My WIVES. I could pork em, I could kiss em, and I could contemplete teh butt sex with em, but I couldn't sip out of a straw they'd already used.
Otherwise, I got no beef witch ya.
Peace out, sister.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:24:54 EST (#)
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ok, decent arguement...