Go Fuck Yourself I'm Nice... (10605 hits)
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Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2006-01-26 01:22:18 EST
This post is going to tweak a nerve with most of you and you know what, I really could give two shits. But the truth is I come here to write whatever the fuck I feel like writing and if you don't like the posts I write, don't click on them. It's really that simple and it isn't brain surgery.
Bart created this place for anyone with a voice to speak whether it be some user that has nothing nice to say, or me who believes there is better in the world than someone who hides behind a computer somewhere calling a person a cripple or a weak person for speaking their mind. In one way or another we're all here to have a voice and have fun. But at what point does 'fun' become just outright mean, wrong and despiteful? My voice just so happens to be the voice of kindness. Sure I've had my moments when I've tried to be a bitch to n00bs, but really it's just not me. If I'm provoked by someone like Hadley who calls me a ' a hop-a-long-cripple' or by Caul who calls me in so many words an 'ugly, too much make-up, one-legged cyborg.' it really doesn't matter because well, I can chose to read the vomit that has been spread across my computer or not. But we all know we read what others have to say here, that's what we do. We all have a voice. And everyone is entitled to their own individual choice to say whatever it is they want to say.
However, when it comes down to people who judge others on being nice, well that's just where I draw the line. What is wrong with being a nice person? I'm not asking you to kiss my ass. I'm asking for constructive criticism when I write something. I am not looking for you to say 'shut the fuck up cunt' or 'peg who cares what you say' or 'don't they have cripple skis for you to ski on' or 'you you must hobble around'. When you people say things like that, I wonder who the hell brought you up? What mother or father would ever what their child to say that to another human being? And I only hope you never, ever have a child that might be, how should I say this, handicap. But ya know, TV's fall on heads, and Karmas a bitch so watch out.
Yeah, I have one leg and yes I've been ridiculed pretty much my whole life and if it makes you feel better making fun of me, do so. It still won't stop me from being the person that I am, which is nice. I'll always be the girl with the smile on my face. The pink cowboy hat on my head, and the pointless 'flowers are pretty posts'. Get fucking used to it or I'll take my leg off and smack you in the head with it. Or, we can do shots out of it. Your choice?
User Reviews
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-01 10:41:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is pretty much the one post that defines the assholes from the bigger assholes (I mean it IS ubersite)
Submitted by lossy (user info) at 2006-06-23 10:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Another whiney little bitch
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-23 10:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
keep smiling
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-05 19:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-05 17:11:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
I've only just seen this.
I'm not entirely sure that the point of your post makes much sense, so I'll just comment on you (or, the you I see through uber) instead. Thrilled, huh? Personally, you're not my cup of tea - I don't find you particularly entertaining and you can get a bit twee and cutesy for my taste, but I do think you're probably one of the strongest people I'm aware of on uber. You persistently try to maintain a cheerfullness and an optimism in the face of adversity and that shows serious strength of character. It's a trait that very few people these days posess.
The only thing you can truely control in this world is how you react to things - you're never going to stop people like me from being mannerless cunts, but you can stop it from bothering you. You know enough about uber to know that by putting anything up here you are throwing it out to the sharks - I already knew about the leg deal before you put it in that post, and I have to say I was quite impressed to see you willingly divulge it, knowing what the obvious reaction was going to be. You already have the self-belief to cope with whatever is thrown at you, so just crack on with it.
Sticks and stumps...eh, stones, dude.
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Probably the best review/comment yet. Filthy, you and I have had our issues from day one. But I respect the hell out of you. I came out with my leg because I like to meet people and I hate having to explain my situation to them. Not because I feel bad about explaining it, but because I know when they ask and I tell them, they feel like shit because they posed the question to begin with. I've always put myself before other people and this is no exception. I am an incredibly strong woman and I am proud of myself because of that.
As far as my writing, or lack there of is concerned, I write the things that I am feeling inside. I know I might be a bit nauseating at times, but I've been places and seen things that most people have never seen. There is a lot of sadness in this world and I've seen it first hand. I just like to see people smile. This world needs more of that.
Thanks Katherine. ;)
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-02-05 17:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just need another hit *twitches* http://www.ubersite.com/m/82914
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-05 17:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've only just seen this.
I'm not entirely sure that the point of your post makes much sense, so I'll just comment on you (or, the you I see through uber) instead. Thrilled, huh? Personally, you're not my cup of tea - I don't find you particularly entertaining and you can get a bit twee and cutesy for my taste, but I do think you're probably one of the strongest people I'm aware of on uber. You persistently try to maintain a cheerfullness and an optimism in the face of adversity and that shows serious strength of character. It's a trait that very few people these days posess.
The only thing you can truely control in this world is how you react to things - you're never going to stop people like me from being mannerless cunts, but you can stop it from bothering you. You know enough about uber to know that by putting anything up here you are throwing it out to the sharks - I already knew about the leg deal before you put it in that post, and I have to say I was quite impressed to see you willingly divulge it, knowing what the obvious reaction was going to be. You already have the self-belief to cope with whatever is thrown at you, so just crack on with it.
Sticks and stumps...eh, stones, dude.
Submitted by Embryo (user info) at 2006-02-04 01:12:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-04 01:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if you don't like the posts I write, don't click on them. It's really that simple and it isn't brain surgery.
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No, see, it is simple, but you got it wrong. The way you say it is, there is no reason for the -2 to exist. If you don't like the posts, you click on them anyway and give them a -2. That's what it's there for.
Other than that, I don't know you and won't judge you.
Plain even neutral 401st review 0.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-04 00:58:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
REVIEW NUMBER 400!!!
Submitted by jlb392 (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well said....
it's so easy for people to criticize each other's work, isn't it? I haven't posted very much on here because of the criticism.
Glad you aren't going to let it bother you.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:25:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
2 mo' fo' fo' oh oh.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:13:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good God this post raised a shitstorm, didn't it? Personally, I'll go for shots from the prosthetic, but I've always been partial to wood grain alcohol.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-01 15:39:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tiger, my macaroni & cheese beats your any day of the week!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83279
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-01 10:42:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may
not lead. Just bend over and grab your ankles, Mom.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-01 10:35:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2006-02-01 05:18:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
go fuck your gimp ass self, you fake bitch. does it make you feel better about yourself to give yourself the self-proclaimed title of "nice"? Perhaps that's because it's the only thing you have left to cling to...except for the railing when your pirate stump gives way and you're on the verge of falling right smack onto your big moon pie face.
does a moon pie sound good right about now? huh? answer me, fat stuff.
i want to kick you directly in your ass and watch you wobble like a bowl of jello before tumbling into a mall fountain.
and no, no one forced me to read your post. i stumbled onto it by accident. but i would gladly trade the precious seconds i wasted in reading this post in exchange for watching "Big Mama's House 2" on a repeated loop for 17 hours.
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ahhahahahahhahahah
Seriously, WOW. Where can we attend your class?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-01 08:54:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF??? My ratings dropped without additional hits or reviews!!
I CALL SHENANNIGANS!!!!
Read my new stuff... Come on.... I never post... you know you want to.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83247
Who broke Uber?? I'm guessing it was Method.... or all these Tigerlilly posts.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-01 08:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2006-02-01 05:18:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
go fuck your gimp ass self, you fake bitch. does it make you feel better about yourself to give yourself the self-proclaimed title of "nice"? Perhaps that's because it's the only thing you have left to cling to...except for the railing when your pirate stump gives way and you're on the verge of falling right smack onto your big moon pie face.
does a moon pie sound good right about now? huh? answer me, fat stuff.
i want to kick you directly in your ass and watch you wobble like a bowl of jello before tumbling into a mall fountain.
and no, no one forced me to read your post. i stumbled onto it by accident. but i would gladly trade the precious seconds i wasted in reading this post in exchange for watching "Big Mama's House 2" on a repeated loop for 17 hours.
AHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*snort*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2006-02-01 05:18:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
go fuck your gimp ass self, you fake bitch. does it make you feel better about yourself to give yourself the self-proclaimed title of "nice"? Perhaps that's because it's the only thing you have left to cling to...except for the railing when your pirate stump gives way and you're on the verge of falling right smack onto your big moon pie face.
does a moon pie sound good right about now? huh? answer me, fat stuff.
i want to kick you directly in your ass and watch you wobble like a bowl of jello before tumbling into a mall fountain.
and no, no one forced me to read your post. i stumbled onto it by accident. but i would gladly trade the precious seconds i wasted in reading this post in exchange for watching "Big Mama's House 2" on a repeated loop for 17 hours.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-31 18:42:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NYORL'S SAGA!!!!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BWUAHaAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:51:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't rate this before.
Just because.
Now it needs heat.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
kumbaya, my lord....kumbaya..............
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i remember having some nasty reviews from TigerLilly.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:14:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tiger - look at my newest post. It's about comedy
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-01-31 09:02:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-31 08:54:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
The replys on this post are outstanding. But come now people. Let it die and find somewhere else to camp.
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QUIT yo Jibba Jabba foo'! Or I gonna tell these people about that night you spent with that clown Face. Don't go denying it. I done welded your leg to the front of my van afterwards.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-31 08:54:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The replys on this post are outstanding. But come now people. Let it die and find somewhere else to camp.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-01-31 08:43:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The internet is not for nice people. I, if nothing else, am proof.
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-01-31 08:34:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Quit the Jibba Jabba foo's! Can't you see me standing here?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-01-31 03:33:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Were you a lurker before you signed up?
If not, you should have been. If so, then you knew exactly what you were getting into when you signed up.
Either way, if you show that you are human on any level, people will attack you. That's just the way it works here. You of all people should know that by now. Creating a post about it will only show that people have successfully made their way under your skin. In short, if you can't handle assholes everywhere exploiting your every weakness, then you might as well go the way of Lojope.
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-01-30 23:53:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 23:03:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:56:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
har har look at the mad little frenchman.
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Traumatized is more like it
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Fucking hilarious!, yellow-snow boy.
+1+
Submitted by Tyrone_Washington (user info) at 2006-01-30 23:49:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't worry, you're not the only one who hates feminist pinko sluts.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-01-30 23:31:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I god, I was going to -2 but then I read part of it.
Just for mentioning those insults against you this gets a +2.
Who wouldn't want to be a cyborg?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 23:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:59:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
caul how much time did it take to write that?
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5-10 minutes. About the time I had to wait for a task to finish on the super exciting fun MainFrame that I work on.
Surely less time it takes me to answer all your questions throughout a day.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 23:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:56:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
har har look at the mad little frenchman.
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Traumatized is more like it
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:59:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
caul how much time did it take to write that?
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:58:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
>> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaw. Could you be more up her ass? How's her intestine's wall? The above paragraph was actually kind scary.
<snort>
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:56:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
har har look at the mad little frenchman.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:40:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I have just noticed one of the most sad/funny reply on Uber. Let's see:
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-26 22:40:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because you are such a fucking awesome person I would go to bat for you
regardless. """
>> YEAH! YOU GO GIRL! YOU SISTAZ ARE JUST LIKE THAT!!! *crosses fingers*
But
This place is getting to you. You have seemed to have attracked some stalkers.
That's what they are. They are stalkers. Determined to piss you off because,
for whatever reason, they don't like you. """
>> Stalkers you say? I gave -2 to the girl and she emailed me asking "wtf is your problem" Then reviewed the lady with a -2 and left a "stfu" comment and has since then completly lost it, acting like I burned her family alive. I didn't "stalk" anyone you fucking idiot, I only reacted, just like she did.
Everyone knows that caul is an asshole and that hadley is a bitter asshole.
And there are a few strange people that pop in just to say something
asinine and immature. Who they fuck pays attention to them?"""
>> Obviously, you do.
Don't think for a second that people don't see you for what you are and see those jerks
for what they are. People just ignore them. I mean what does that say about a
person when they can sit there and make cross that boundary and make fun of something like that."""
>> What does that say about TL when she goes on a fit and calls me a fag or mock Hadley misfortunes? The same thing it says about us...fuck all.
We all know that they are the type of people to piss on everyone's parade. They
are parade pissers. Ha! You just have to ignore them. They feed off of that shit."""
>> There are no parade to piss on here. Just people living under the false pretense that they have some sort of Internet coolness. We are just providing the reality checks.
And yes this shit is getting to you. I could see it when I was over your house.
You are such a big hearted person that something like this would bother you.
No no. That's a good thing. Don't ever feel like that is a bad trait.
The world needs 5000 more of you and one less of them.
And that makes you one up on them right there."""
>> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaw. Could you be more up her ass? How's her intestine's wall? The above paragraph was actually kind scary.
Guess what. I will probably get shit for this but... am I wrong? """
I don't know about wrong, but you certainly are in need of a social life.
Jesus fucking Christ, parts of this were so miserable, it actually made me dizzy.
People must walk over you a lot in life.
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:37:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing wrong with being nice. Taking shots out of a leg would be quite a lot of fun as well.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:48:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
if you can Fuck like the rest of the 'crips' i've had in my life you're OK in my book
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:05:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've always thought you were a pretty cool person. Sure, sometimes the 'friendship and flowers' makes me want to kick you in the shins, but for the most part, I think you're a good person and I have nothing against you whatsoever.
I didn't even know about your condition until real recently and, you know, it didn't change my opinion of you one iota. Things like that just don't matter in the scheme of things.
It takes a big person to overcome the obvious obstacles something like that presents. It would be easy to lose your sense of humor and strop about it, but you don't. I really, truly admire that.
Ok, I've tasted your ass enough.
Submitted by SammySnyders (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:40:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That nigga's drinking out of a boot
oh snap, were those words above that pic
to see an abridged version of this post please visit
http://captainfoamy.com
by the time you get there you will realize you never really cared
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:20:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss Kates.
No more email, no more AIM, nothing.
If it were not for this post, I would wonder if she still existed.
How are things, babe?
Submitted by burt_mianus (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
damn girl, i agree with u 100%, some people are so fecking rude when it comes to people, especially on uber. Its damn right harsh and nasty. GO GIRL!!!!!!!
Submitted by Tyrone_Washington (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:29:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:08:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Tyrone_Washington (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:02:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm positive Montreal has at least one restaurant from every country and plenty of foreginers, that's gonna equal a LOT of mixing.
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After centuries of inbreeding, we need new blood!
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Heh. I hear ya there. Everyone in Baie-St. Paul looked disturbingly similar. 'Meet your brother'.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so no atm?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:25:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know about kissing. As long as I have anal lesions, I'm pretty satisfied. It's a good indicator that I completly surrendered to the perversion unfolding before/behind me.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so caul would kiss method. we have pictorial proof. would method kiss caul? or is it purely a round of greek sex and skullfucking.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 09:49:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
well at least this time it's caul fucking another man's mouth instead of the other way around.
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How would you know that?!
p.s. I love spamming this piece of shit post.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:08:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Tyrone_Washington (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:02:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm positive Montreal has at least one restaurant from every country and plenty of foreginers, that's gonna equal a LOT of mixing.
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After centuries of inbreeding, we need new blood!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:05:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-30 09:48:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
I want Caulaincourts manbutter
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That's right bitch...my speciality is semen clabbering
Submitted by Tyrone_Washington (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm positive Montreal has at least one restaurant from every country and plenty of foreginers, that's gonna equal a LOT of mixing.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 09:59:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-30 09:57:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul takes it in the pooper
On second thought, I don't want to bang Caul, he's too A-rab looking
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stfu, turkish scum
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-30 09:57:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul takes it in the pooper
On second thought, I don't want to bang Caul, he's too A-rab looking
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 09:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well at least this time it's caul fucking another man's mouth instead of the other way around.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-30 09:48:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I want Caulaincourts manbutter
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-01-30 09:42:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm confused...
Submitted by Tyrone_Washington (user info) at 2006-01-30 09:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's still a cool picture. It's the phrase and the person writing it that kills me 'Go fuck yourself, I'm nice'...like saying 'I'll suck your cock for a pack of smokes, but I'm straight'
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2006-01-30 06:50:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's ok Miss Lilly, I love you.
*Hugs*
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-30 06:19:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Being nice is cool but it's not for everyone. I'd like to think of myself as 'nice' but am sure I have my moments.
If everyone was nice - or if everyone was indeed the same, it would be a very boring world. I assume you just enjoy arguing (or bantering) with Caul & Hadley et all.
I like you.
And Caul just emailed me and told me he was secretly in love with you. Sorry Caul - I HAD to tell her..
*dances around with flowers*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-30 05:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-30 05:26:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
I would like to enter this post as evidence. Call it "Exhibit A," if you will.
TigerLilly will NEVER recieve a negative rating. She could post Tubgirl licking Goatse's asshole while the guys from Lemonparty eat popcorn naked in the background, forget the NSFW, and add a bunch of Habeeb-like comments, and it would STILL get a + score.
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HOT!
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-30 05:26:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I would like to enter this post as evidence. Call it "Exhibit A," if you will.
TigerLilly will NEVER recieve a negative rating. She could post Tubgirl licking Goatse's asshole while the guys from Lemonparty eat popcorn naked in the background, forget the NSFW, and add a bunch of Habeeb-like comments, and it would STILL get a + score.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-30 01:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2006-01-30 01:07:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think we're in different continents so maybe I'll just have to find someone else's leg to drink out of, but I think we need some form of girly bonding anyway. I have a disability that no one can see, (and no, it's not schizophrenia those voices are real...) so we can bond over our freakishness. Woo, go freak-grrls
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You have a penis?
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2006-01-30 01:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think we're in different continents so maybe I'll just have to find someone else's leg to drink out of, but I think we need some form of girly bonding anyway. I have a disability that no one can see, (and no, it's not schizophrenia those voices are real...) so we can bond over our freakishness. Woo, go freak-grrls.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-01-30 00:50:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you go girl
<snaps fingers>
<bobs head>
Submitted by Tyrone_Washington (user info) at 2006-01-30 00:36:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What an annoying sounding, whiny ass cuntrag. Damn. I wouldn't take any liquor from you, and I'm an alcoholic. That's how much you repulse me.
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2006-01-29 23:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hi. :-)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-29 21:41:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
(2) Men are stupid because they can't understand women. Women are worse because they expect men to understand them.
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Very true because most men don't understand the majority of things in life but yet we woman still love them dispite this flaw.
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Your bitter bitchy version of feminism sucks ass.
Real strong women would wish that you get a swift kick of reason in the face
Submitted by yuvalset (user info) at 2006-01-29 17:13:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very good I applaud you for standing up to nicety. Recently nicety got herself into some problems... I don't know if you were aware of it but nicety went to a bar and got drunk and people started getting on her case and she said: but what's wrong with being nice and they said: hahaha you are a jackass retarded moronic sucker and no one uses you anymore and she said but people still use me don't they? and they said you're dellusional no one cares about you anymore people like Mrs Meanness and then she said no they don't! and they said yes they do actually we know for a fact Mrs. Meanness is making 300,000,000 dollars a year so you can be sure a heck of alot of people are using her. So Nicety, having nothing further to say, went to the Jon and puked.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-01-29 16:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you have one leg?
Is sex like really fucking wierd and awesome like something I haven't ever thought of or does your nub get in the way?
I'd hit it just to see.
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2006-01-29 13:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I for one, would be honored to drink shots out of your leg.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-01-29 10:31:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Bart created this place for anyone with a voice to speak"
...have you read About Us?
Bart says: "The content of Ubersite is created by anyone who wishes to create content for Ubersite. Every user who reads content can rate the content as to its usefulness."
Meaning, this website is designed to destroy posts which people don't like. Hence, if we don't like your post, we don't want to avoid clicking on it, we want to click on it and -2 it.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-01-29 01:46:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugly Bitch
Submitted by Captain_Zombie (user info) at 2006-01-28 23:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
At first I didn't understand the picture. I thought it was someone drinking cum out of a rubber dong. Then the illusion faded, and the image got less funny.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2006-01-28 18:56:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Only time you've ever done anything that irked me was when you posted in a reply Michael's obit, and even that wasn't all that bad. He's dead, not like it's gonna matter to him. I just think people are bitches.
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2006-01-28 16:29:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-01-28 04:53:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
I have an old friend (female) and she has given me two of the best quotes I've ever heard.
(1) Nobody gives a shit if you're sick, so you might as well get better.
(2) Men are stupid because they can't understand women. Women are worse because they expect men to understand them.
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HAHA, Off_The_Wagon sounds like a therapist who studied psychiatry by reading Bazooka Joe comics.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-28 05:15:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not really a big fan of arguing so I hope I don't disappoint you if we never argue or speak again for that matter. It's been fun. Now I must grab my honey and go to bed. Chow.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-01-28 05:11:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just like wrapping things up. It makes it easier to stack future arguments.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-28 05:08:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry were we ever un-settled? Of course we are. We were having a conversation one where two people speak freely back and forth without petty name calling. It was nice for a change. You're cool in my book and all is well. Thanks for the chat my friend.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-01-28 05:06:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
All right then...so...are we settled?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-28 05:03:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-01-28 04:53:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
I have an old friend (female) and she has given me two of the best quotes I've ever heard.
(1) Nobody gives a shit if you're sick, so you might as well get better.
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I'm not sick. But thanks for the quote.
(2) Men are stupid because they can't understand women. Women are worse because they expect men to understand them.
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Very true because most men don't understand the majority of things in life but yet we woman still love them dispite this flaw.
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I won't try to guess your "hidden" intentions. Afterall, I can't get in YOUR mind. What I can say is that when you write something like this you have to expect people to take it at face value. If that is incorrect, it's because it wasn't communicated properly. Nobody's fault, but your own.
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Very true and I won't argue with that. And if you go back to MY comments you'll see that I've said exactly that. I was drunk and this post was a hit and miss and poorly executed.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-01-28 04:53:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have an old friend (female) and she has given me two of the best quotes I've ever heard.
(1) Nobody gives a shit if you're sick, so you might as well get better.
(2) Men are stupid because they can't understand women. Women are worse because they expect men to understand them.
I won't try to guess your "hidden" intentions. Afterall, I can't get in YOUR mind. What I can say is that when you write something like this you have to expect people to take it at face value. If that is incorrect, it's because it wasn't communicated properly. Nobody's fault, but your own.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-28 04:35:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-01-28 04:21:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
I've read them. I'd say this was righteous anger. My problem is with the way you try to back out of it and play it off as a joke. There is nothing wrong with being upset...especially when people are insulting you.
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My problem is the way you assume what is going on in my head. You dont know me from Adam. I'm not upset in the least. I'd be upset If I got into a fight with Pentameter or Munkeypants or AlwaysAnEagle because those are the people on this site that matter to me. And I wouldn't call what those guys say to me as insults per se. They just have nothing better to come up with. In the end of this post I poked fun of my leg but at the beginning chastised others for making fun of me? Don't you see the hypocrisy? All in all though and to be perfectly honest...this post has done the two things I anticipated it would. But since you're so smart you can go and figure that out.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-01-28 04:27:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
By calling it vomit, aren't you admitting it's offensive to you?
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-01-28 04:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"If I'm provoked by someone like Hadley who calls me a ' a hop-a-long-cripple' or by Caul who calls me in so many words an 'ugly, too much make-up, one-legged cyborg.' it really doesn't matter because well, I can chose to read the vomit that has been spread across my computer or not."
Did you mean this or not?
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-01-28 04:21:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've read them. I'd say this was righteous anger. My problem is with the way you try to back out of it and play it off as a joke. There is nothing wrong with being upset...especially when people are insulting you.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-28 04:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-01-28 03:55:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
If this is sarcasm, it's as shitty as Snark's. In reality, it's just a way for you to bitch and moan without committing yourself to the negative consequences. I bet you even practiced your "aw shucks, I'm just a kiddin'" line. It's horseshit. Be a fucking woman and own up to your anger.
Oh reality, cause that's what this place is all about. Reality? Thanks for clearing that up for me. I was in the dark for a bit. I'm not bitching about anything. Read the posts and the comments dipshit. Then we'll talk about what is horseshit.
Oh, and I assure your, I'm all woman. No doubt about it.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-01-28 03:55:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If this is sarcasm, it's as shitty as Snark's. In reality, it's just a way for you to bitch and moan without committing yourself to the negative consequences. I bet you even practiced your "aw shucks, I'm just a kiddin'" line. It's horseshit. Be a fucking woman and own up to your anger.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-28 03:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, BigMike I have a soft spot for big, bald two legged men. In fact, I've only slept with big guys with two legs. ;)
Honestly though Mike, I've been here all along and I've read everything you've written and everything everyone else has written and I choose to respond to the people that I feel are worthy of my words. You're one of them. And I know that you're an adult who has class. You're a good person Mike and on this site that is shunned. I know you would never say the things to me that others have said here because you're a stellar individual who has class. Unfortunately there are too many here that don't. But the point is if I defend myself I am either a hitwhore or a crybaby, whining, But on the other side of the coin I can say nothing and then I just post material that makes everyone feel 'happy". But truth be told, I am happy and like others to be happy too. This last post was a spoof on myself and I turned out to be the devil incarnate. This is why I just sit back and watch everything unfold. I don't really feel the need to argue with people who pull out the third grade insults. We can all do that, and I probably did IN THIRD GRADE. But I've realized it is only waste of my time. I do know that people prey on others here because they don't have the cojones to say the things they do face to face. I personally like the face to face arguments. In fact, I say bring em' on. In any event, this post was a spoof on myself. I wrote it drunk and we all know drinking and Uber don't mix. I guess I should probably stop drinking now?
crazyaardvark. Date. Time. Location. I'm there.
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2006-01-28 01:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bring on the shots, Tiger.
I know the occasional -2DIE is warranted by noobs, but I agree that it gets unnecessarily harsh here sometimes. Can't we all just get along?
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-28 01:34:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Once more http://www.ubersite.com/m/82914
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-28 00:52:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:51:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:29:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
It is my guess that some of the people who are a pain in the ass or who present themselves as socially inept here on Uber really are that way in person. They are so repressed in real life with these emotions that, every day here on Uber they let it out as some form of personal therapy. That's probably a good thing. By being a sounding board for the emotionally repressed and scarred individuals, Ubersite may actually be doing the general public a great service.
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You could pretty much say that I'm one of the trolls here. Contrary to your super theory, I'm not "emotionally repressed" or "socially inept". That's like people who convince themselves that everybody who dislike them must be assholes. My life is going great but I'm bored as fuck at work and acting like a dick entertains me, just like writing seems to entertain you. I suppose there are people who fit your description but saying all UberPricks do is a bit naive.
Although, my dad did use to rape me while he read me the Petit Prince, so yeah, you could say that I'm a scarred invidivual.
*weeps*
Caul, you're not really a troll. Closet homosexual? Yes. Pain in the ass? Yes. Sometimes very interesting? Yes. Cool because you like to fish? Yes. Troll? I don't think so. :)
Do you really think my theory is super? Golly, that's swell!
And, as Razor so aptly pointed out, I said some, not all. Some, as in a percentage of the whole. I'm beginning to like this post even though Tiger never ever really acknowledges me in any way. Ever. must be because of her bias against big, bald, ugly, two legged men.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-01-27 23:32:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i would very much like to have sexual relations with you right now. This is not an attempt to kiss your ass, like most of these fucks do. I just really wanna slip it in you for some reason.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-01-27 22:57:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you so hard.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-27 17:08:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-27 16:53:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy can do "hate" and still be pretty much universally loved.
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You have that Napoleon syndrome don't you, little man?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-27 16:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy can do "hate" and still be pretty much universally loved.
Now THAT'S a talent and a skill.
Now that I've cleared that up, the rest of you should shut the fuck up and let it die.
This ain't kindergarten although I wish it was so I could smash hadley in the mouth with a Lincoln Log.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-27 16:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-27 16:37:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:16:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
pot solves most of life's problems.
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WHICH IS WHY I'D RATHER BE SMOKING THAN WORKING.
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i'm GOING to be.... in t-15 minutes!!! w00t!
i keep looking at the corner of my monitor, the version cue icon looks like a pot leaf
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-27 16:41:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah i'll just drink myself into a pacified state of mind does that work?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-27 16:37:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:16:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
pot solves most of life's problems.
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WHICH IS WHY I'D RATHER BE SMOKING THAN WORKING.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-27 16:23:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i think fudge has a point or something
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-01-27 16:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-27 14:22:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
fudge has an excellent point.
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Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:23:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
Fudgie DOES have a point, you know
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seriously
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-27 14:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fudge has an excellent point.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:23:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fudgie DOES have a point, you know
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:16:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what is this nonsense?
stop this already. this is just a dumb website and if it riles you up so much, smoke some fucking pot and calm it down many notches.
yes.
i am right.
pot solves most of life's problems.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:48:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah i guess none would qualify as not enough. i'm thinking of adopting orgasmatron's translation of IDT. it'd actually get made fun of less.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How did I make you cry? Not enough TLC/Surprise sex?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:23:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well i'm a girl we're allowed to like faggity things. i can't listen to the thingy i have the sound off because then my boss will really see what's killing most of my time. and the post still didn't explain what a boumbo is. like i don't understand how the hell someone came up with that name.
method you made me cry :(
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hated that little fag, Onion_tooth, yet I still watched him when I was little. He was just plain fucking creepy.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:13:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:12:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.absoluteanime.com/little_prince/
that's the little prince i'm talking about.
boumbo looks gay. wtf is a boumbo?
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Read the post! More importantly, listen to the soundtrack!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:12:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.absoluteanime.com/little_prince/
that's the little prince i'm talking about.
boumbo looks gay. wtf is a boumbo?
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Culo, BigMike said "some" not "all" and while you troll some of the times, it's only some of the time... you're one of the wierdest people on this site for that reason alone.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Petit Prince had a show? Ah.
BEST CARTOON EVER: http://www.ubersite.com/m/62292
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-oumbo!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
awww i used to read le petit prince. now i'm gonna have bad images when i think of it. i even remember the tv show.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:56:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Method, Dawn Of An Era isn't over yet. I'm going to break your fucking jaw with my massive dick.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:29:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
It is my guess that some of the people who are a pain in the ass or who present themselves as socially inept here on Uber really are that way in person. They are so repressed in real life with these emotions that, every day here on Uber they let it out as some form of personal therapy. That's probably a good thing. By being a sounding board for the emotionally repressed and scarred individuals, Ubersite may actually be doing the general public a great service.
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You could pretty much say that I'm one of the trolls here. Contrary to your super theory, I'm not "emotionally repressed" or "socially inept". That's like people who convince themselves that everybody who dislike them must be assholes. My life is going great but I'm bored as fuck at work and acting like a dick entertains me, just like writing seems to entertain you. I suppose there are people who fit your description but saying all UberPricks do is a bit naive.
Although, my dad did use to rape me while he read me the Petit Prince, so yeah, you could say that I'm a scarred invidivual.
*weeps*
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:50:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi Mikey
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:48:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:40:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you are WAY over-analyzing this.
"Ubersite, is a place where people write shit."
The end.
You're probably right.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:42:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so caul do another i hate americans or fat people story. what if it was a fat predator? you'd be fucking rerun in a costume. you'd get fat aids. you'd explode.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:40:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:29:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
You and I have always agreed on those point Razor. The trick is to understand the nature of the site and to deal with the comments presented in this forum accordingly.
It is my guess that some of the people who are a pain in the ass or who present themselves as socially inept here on Uber really are that way in person. They are so repressed in real life with these emotions that, every day here on Uber they let it out as some form of personal therapy. That's probably a good thing. By being a sounding board for the emotionally repressed and scarred individuals, Ubersite may actually be doing the general public a great service.
The nice thing about Uber is, you can easily ignore somebody by just clicking on something else. In real life if someone follows you around, stalking or irritating the shit out of you, you have to either call the cops or beat the shit out of them until they get the message.
Here, solitude is just a click away.
Oh, there's also the maturity factor. We probably don't want to get into that though. Not here anyway. This post has already become a clusterfuck of immaturity and bad feelings.
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I think you are WAY over-analyzing this.
"Ubersite, is a place where people write shit."
The end.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:39:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, do you guys think this is weird? To this day, I think that Jason Voorhies lives in toilets all over the world, and one day, that one day, I'm going to sit down for my daily launch of poop when BAM! Jason pulls my colon straight out of my ass, then shoots me with a harpoon. It's been about 8 years since I thought of this and nothing has happened. YET.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:37:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ya know thinking about a penis going into an invisible hole actually makes me wish i could be the invisible girl. cuz now i wanna see that.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:35:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:30:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
I've wanted to do that as well, Caul. Pulling on those dreadlocks from behind, have it go invisible so you could see your penis do like a magic dissapearing act, probably get it to make a really cool helmet and cape out of Eddie Murhpy's skull and skin. Could you imagine what a predator/human hybrid would look like? Probably something kind of like Eddie Murphy. That's ironic, I think.
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haha, wtf?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:30:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've wanted to do that as well, Caul. Pulling on those dreadlocks from behind, have it go invisible so you could see your penis do like a magic dissapearing act, probably get it to make a really cool helmet and cape out of Eddie Murhpy's skull and skin. Could you imagine what a predator/human hybrid would look like? Probably something kind of like Eddie Murphy. That's ironic, I think.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:29:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You and I have always agreed on those point Razor. The trick is to understand the nature of the site and to deal with the comments presented in this forum accordingly.
It is my guess that some of the people who are a pain in the ass or who present themselves as socially inept here on Uber really are that way in person. They are so repressed in real life with these emotions that, every day here on Uber they let it out as some form of personal therapy. That's probably a good thing. By being a sounding board for the emotionally repressed and scarred individuals, Ubersite may actually be doing the general public a great service.
The nice thing about Uber is, you can easily ignore somebody by just clicking on something else. In real life if someone follows you around, stalking or irritating the shit out of you, you have to either call the cops or beat the shit out of them until they get the message.
Here, solitude is just a click away.
Oh, there's also the maturity factor. We probably don't want to get into that though. Not here anyway. This post has already become a clusterfuck of immaturity and bad feelings.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and that's why i like caul.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:25:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:24:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
I always wanted to have sex with the Predator. I imagine he would grab my lower abdomen with his huge mandibles while I thrust my cock into his pussy-like mouth. Then I'd get AIDS because it's actually a 7-feet nigger in a costume. :~(
OH
MY
GOD
HAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Caul, have my gay babies
<dies>
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:24:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think she had sex with the 1995 starting line-ups of the Denver Nuggets and San Antonio Spurs before you came along.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I always wanted to have sex with the Predator. I imagine he would grab my lower abdomen with his huge mandibles while I thrust my cock into his pussy-like mouth. Then I'd get AIDS because it's actually a 7-feet nigger in a costume. :~(
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:22:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
since i don't have a penis would she technically still be a virgin? chasing amy reminder...
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:19:50 EST (#)
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so you're the one who had sex with urbane? I hear it's like going to a jelly factory.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:17:32 EST (#)
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and it tastes like urbane.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:16:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I'm going to have a packet of tuna for lunch. No, maybe some grilled chicken breast. No, I'll go with the tuna. Probably around the same amount of protein, but with less calories and cholesterol.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
where's mills lane when you need him.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hello my little concubine
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:10:56 EST (#)
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i like caul. he's weird...
i still think the leg thing is cool. i call my cousin a hoblit because she has osteogenesis imperfecta and because of that she's insanely short and wobbly because she's broken probably every bone in her body except her skull. i'd defend her though. anyone who i could see getting either obviously on her nerves or hurting her in any way shape and form i'd go to the dirtiest, meanest, evilest lengths my brain could devise to fuck with and get back at the person who did anything to her. shit happens when you finally hit the core of something. maybe she did mean the tv on heads thing that way, maybe she didn't. either way, everything really does become fair game if someone gets pissed off enough about something so personal.
side note: i didn't catch that tv on heads thing till someone got offended.
hi method.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:09:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thus the prophet Razor has spoken true words.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:04:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lily, I only read about the first twenty replies, and they were pretty dumb, so if someone already said this somewhere around response number eighty I apologize for reiterating.
Quite simply, human behavior is constrained by consequences. While some people may be constrained to a degree by their own personal philosophies, the truth is that if we didn't have laws to prevent it, there would be an awful lot more rape, theft, murder, etc. And often, when people think they can get away with it, they do these things anyway.
The same goes for social niceties. The things people say to each other are constrained by the "I, or someone around me, will kick your ass for crossing the line" factor.
That factor simply does not exist on Ubersite. There are no consequences for behavior, unless you count not getting invited to an Ubercon, which I would guess most people don't care about anyway, hence what happens. If someone wants to call you an inbred alcoholic crippled cum dumpster they can, and there's nothing that's going to come back and bite them for it. I've taken more than my share of abuse for this exact reason, although more often that not I don't dish it back out.
I think the general lack of consequences is a major failing of Ubersite... if there was some way of ostracizing people, behavior would improve pretty quickly, but there's not, so it will continue to be like this. There will always be people on Ubersite who will talk all the game in the world, because nobody can do anything to them.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:04:07 EST (#)
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SOMEONE CALL THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE HADLEY IS FLOUNDERING
You don't have a fucking leg to stand on, buddy. No pun intended. No one is my "precious" anything around here. I'm not defending Tigerlilly, I'm attacking you because you're a fucking tool and I don't like you, and if I were that sort of person and actually cared enough about you or this place, I'd internet threaten your life.
But I'm not, so I won't.
I dont give a fuck about any kids, nor do I even know what youre babbling about. The fact of the matter is that you're a vulture, and you prey on people that are weaker than you. You find an easy target and you attack. The only problem is that you can't do it in real life, so you unleash your inner asshole here. In real life you're just another sniveling little prick that no one cares about. You're a nobody, you'll always be a nobody, and I really don't give two fucks if a TV or a safe or a piano or whatever falls on your fucking head. In the long run, you mean absolutely zero to me.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:57:30 EST (#)
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You can say I'm a nutcase all you want, Method. It doesn't change one simple fact.
No one who would say that my actions on here are karmically linked to a TV falling on a child's head is a nice or good person. And the fact that your precious Soapytits did says more about her than any hate-filled rant you spew at me. And by extension, it says a lot about you for defending her.
Yes, I am an asshole on here. Sure, I deserve a lot of the insults that get hurled my way. And I take them in stride and laugh them off. But for a "nice" person to get the level of defense that has come up here....
You're all no different than me.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:55:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:43:50 (#)
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My email is all over this site, Liquid. find it and I'll send you my address. You can make it part of your 6 weeks of travel
you got it. ive seen that picture of you and you look like a middle-aged little rascal and tough i might add. ill be sure to give my girlfriend a heads up on whoes ass shes about to kick.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:53:12 EST (#)
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whoa, uber drama.
EVERYONE ON THIS SITE IS ON TEH RAG!!!!
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:46:09 EST (#)
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You're not the sharpest fucking tool in the shed, are you Hadley? It's blatantly obvious who I am, and if you're accusing me of hiding behind this alter, you really need to take a fucking class in sarcasm 101.
What part of "I have to hide behind this alter because I'm so afraid of him" do you not find sarcastic, you raging retard?
I'm banned, you fuckwit, because of something that someone else did, and now this user, which, I might add, isn't mine, just borrowed, will probably be banned as well, much to your satisfaction. But hey, at least I got to call you a fucking cocksucker before that, eh? I have derived much pleasure in writing these few paragraphs. Go get some fresh air and lay off the sex chat lines, cupcake, it'll do you some fucking good.
You are a blooming fucking idiot in every sense of the word, Hadley. Go up your dosage, you fucking nutcase, looks like it's not working too well for you.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:43:50 EST (#)
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My email is all over this site, Liquid. find it and I'll send you my address. You can make it part of your 6 weeks of travel.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:42:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:33:50 (#)
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Liquid, I have said that I will take any comment she slings at ME without complaint, and I have shown that time and again. I don't get pissy when she calls me fat, or ugly, or says that I couldn't get a blowjob at a whore house. I didn't get pissy when she said that I looked like a freak of nature. But see, this went beyond ME. In this post, she took a shot at a 6 year old boy who happens to be very close to me. Perhaps you see the difference now? No? Then you're a fucking moron.
i don't think lily would just come out and say those things to you without being provoked.
who is the fucking moron? youre the one posting a picture of a kid with a scar on his head on a website. its fair game. right wrong or indifferent. and it is completely one thing to make fun of a persons looks. you called her a fucking cripple man who is the fucking moron? my grandfather had one leg. i'd like to smash you in the face.
Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:36:56 EST (#)
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OMFG - are we still on this?
moveon.org, people!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:36:37 EST (#)
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Method, at least use your normal alters. And don't say you aren't Method. It's pretty fucking obvious you are.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:35:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-01-26 21:54:38 (#)
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1. Caul thinks no one likes him. He is probably right. He has a Holier-than-thou
attutide, totally underserved.
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Dude, I'm trolling...of course I gotta have that attitude :-)
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:34:40 EST (#)
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And why the fuck is everyone calling me middle-aged?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:33:50 EST (#)
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Liquid, I have said that I will take any comment she slings at ME without complaint, and I have shown that time and again. I don't get pissy when she calls me fat, or ugly, or says that I couldn't get a blowjob at a whore house. I didn't get pissy when she said that I looked like a freak of nature. But see, this went beyond ME. In this post, she took a shot at a 6 year old boy who happens to be very close to me. Perhaps you see the difference now? No? Then you're a fucking moron.
What she did here would be like me saying that I hope her sister is raped or has something terrible happen to her. Or maybe her nephew. Anyone close to her that has no affiliation with this website. And I don't do that. I never have. And I certainly don't drag children into my "fights" on here. So shut the fuck up. Soapy doesn't need your help.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:29:54 EST (#)
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Hadley is a bitter cocksucker in general, regardless of who he's attacking, and I wish all sorts of awfulness upon him.
But hey, this is the internet, we can say whatever we want, right? I would never say such a thing to his face! I mean, come on, I have to hide behind this alter because I'm so afraid of him!
Tigerlilly was misunderstood on this post. She's not insane, this place just got to her, as it has to many of us. God knows how many times I've snapped because of something that was said here. I've since learned my lesson. That's when you realize that Ubersite has gotten its cold icy death grip around your throat, and you have to take a step back and re-assess the situation.
When I do that, I come to certain conclusions:
1. I know who my real friends are around here. There's not that many of them. The rest are bullshit fair weather friends. Nor do I care. I have a life outside of uber, and friends who really do care about me.
2. What is said to you here should roll off your back. We should all take a page out of Electros book. Who really gives a flying fuck if some middle aged homo named "Hadley", who is a sociopathic introvert, calls you a cripple or a homo or a loser?
HE'S A MIDDLE AGED SOCIOPATHIC INTROVERT LOSER! WHY WOULD YOU TAKE ANYTHING HE SAYS TO HEART? AM I TAKING THE CRAZY PILLS???
*WOOOOO* shitcanned indeed.
3. The majority of people here are here for a reason. Their social lives are a disaster, and they're not very good at human interaction. This whole internet community thing is just soooo much easier. That being said, yet another reason not to take anything that is said here to heart.
4. Caul, I love you, let's be heterosexual life mates.
5. Rape is funny on Uber, regardless of the context. Rape in real life is not.
TL, you're a sweetheart, and try to be good to everyone; too much so, I believe, and people take advantage of it. One day you're going to snap because of it and become the raging she-bitch that is itching to come out. Then, when you learn to control your "inner Loren", as I like to call it, you can be a bitch to the people that deserve it, and sweet to the people that earn it. That's when you'll learn that not everyone in this world deserves a smile and a kind word from you.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:29:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:23:28 (#)
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You shouldn't have ever brought up the whole leg issue in this immature pigfuck of a forum.
There's not enough maturity in this shithole to handle that kind of info.
On a side note, I'll be more than happy to knock the teeth down the throat of anyone that I ever meet from Uberland that is seriously giving you shit about this...hell, about anything for that matter.
There's not enough "nice people" in the world - I sure the fuck am not one - so you just keep doing your thing and STOP RESPONDING TO THE DIPSHITS!
The end.
Close the post.
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HAHA! Who's going to provide the ladder for your 'little' dental spree?
I could get you a crane and you wouldn't be able to reach my teeth, pinocchio.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-01-27 09:57:41 EST (#)
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im not sure what to make of this post. but it seems to me the post and comments below reek of hypocrisy. ive never met miss lily but been around long enough to be able to see a bunch of bullshit when I read it. it seems to me the broad is making fun of herself. and all ive ever seen her is be nice to people. but fuck what do I know? HTBD ive read what youve written about lily on other posts. its all fun and games until the tables are turned on you. who's bitching now you little pussy? i think its hilarious that you're giving her shit when that is all you ever do. double standard don't you think? sucks to be on the receiving end doesn't it?
Submitted by Havoc (user info) at 2006-01-27 03:15:59 EST (#)
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shit one leg or two youre fine as hell! do you really have one leg?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-27 00:22:35 EST (#)
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'But ya know, TV's fall on heads, and Karmas a bitch so watch out.'
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Fuck, I didn't get that the first time around. That's pretty poor form from somebosy so 'nice'.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-01-27 00:00:26 EST (#)
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I am giving you a +2, one for each leg I though you had.
I know I don't come around here much any more, but what is this leg business? Are you serious about that?
No really, I do want to know.
And if this has aready been answered in the 250+ reviews, forgive me - I just want the facts. Like Fox News, but not.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:41:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
tiger, you've been exposed as a pathetic hypocritical bitch.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:40:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just have faith, you know? That there will be a TMI Wazza despite your claims to have ended the series. A guy's gotta have faith.
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:38:29 EST (#)
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TOE UP!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:31:35 EST (#)
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ok so that was your post. at least i got that part right. i thought he was your son though.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:20:03 EST (#)
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In my post, The Boy had a TV fall on his head and fracture his skull in three places. Now go back and read what Tiger said.
If anyone ever deserved what they wrote about....
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:17:58 EST (#)
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i was for sure someone's actual child had fallen and something landed on the poor kid's head. pictures too. now this is going to bother me until i find that post.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:16:22 EST (#)
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Not my son. Just a very close relation.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:12:17 EST (#)
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i'm not meaning this sarcastically hadley, but that was your son right? the child that fell and had a serious head injury? i'm sorry i can't remember exactly. but i want to be sure that's why.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:06:51 EST (#)
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Hadley who calls me a ' a hop-a-long-cripple' or by Caul who calls me in so many words an