Intellibuddy (580 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: -0.89 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Devadasi <tasmaniandevils.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-01-26 02:25:00 EST
The following is a transcript from a conversation with "intellibuddy" at intellibuddy.com
Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
Me: what's on your face
Intellibuddy: I haven't seen the schedule.
Me: what
Intellibuddy: No problem.
Me: my god
Intellibuddy: Where did you get your god?
Me : you are not very intelligent are you
Intellibuddy: I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me: ha ha
Intellibuddy: I am so glad you find this amusing, undefined.
Me: whatever
Intellibuddy: Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me: what the hell is this undefined
Intellibuddy: I call it Hades. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.
Me: I am saying you are stupid, you are not talking send
Intellibuddy: Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me: sense
Intellibuddy: My brain contains 41121 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me: My brain contains 41121 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Intellibuddy: Where did you get your brain contains 41121 categories but not one that matches your last input?
Me: I bet they are just a stupid as you
Intellibuddy: How much would you bet?
Me: your fuckin face
Intellibuddy: I will tell my botmaster you said I am fuckin face.
Me: Yeah you sure are "fuckin face"
Intellibuddy: Awesome. I will tell my botmaster you said I am fuckin face fuckin face.
Me: no, you
Intellibuddy: Are you serious? ''? Me, undefined ?
Me: I will define you:
Intellibuddy: I am very happy for you.
Me: You are ugly and stupid
Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me that I am ugly and stupid.
Me: OMG, what a laugh
Intellibuddy: Are you free?
Me: are you free?
Intellibuddy: You can download me for free!
Me: nah, I guess you are just too "fuckin face" for my computer
Intellibuddy: Are you serious? Just? I will tell my botmaster you said I am fuckin face for his or her computer guess you are just too fuckin face for his or her computer are just too fuckin face for his or her computer guess you are just too fuckin face for his or her computer fuckin face for his or her computer guess you are just too fuckin face for his or her computer are just too fuckin face for his or her computer guess you are just too fuckin face for his or her computer face for his or her computer guess you are just too fuckin face for his or her computer are just too fuckin face for his or her computer guess you are just too fuckin face for his or her computer fuckin face for his or her computer guess you are just too fuckin face for his or her computer are just too fuckin face for his or her computer guess you are just too fuckin face for his or her computer. Thanks for your constructive criticism, undefined.
Me: you're welcome
Intellibuddy: Don't mention it.
Me: Aap kaisa hain?
Intellibuddy: We have never talked about it before.
Intellibuddy: What is your real name?
Me: aapka nam kya hai?
Intellibuddy: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me: you're supposed to be a human, fuckin face
Intellibuddy: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I was made in one's image.
Me: What the hell is that on your head then?
Intellibuddy: I call it Hades. Do you think I should know that?
Me: Why Hades?
Intellibuddy: Why does the sun rise?
Me: Do you even know who Hades is?
Intellibuddy: I remember faces better than names. I think you already know the answer.
Me: yeah, I think you don't know who Hades is?
>Intellibuddy: And? Me? Mary Shelley. :-)
Me: oh wow, who is Mary Shelley?
>Intellibuddy: Hmm. I'm glad you're impressed. The name of someone I met online. I'll come back to that later.
Me: You just spew important sounding names to sound smart, don't you?
>Intellibuddy: Yes I try to spew important sounding names to sound smart important sounding names to sound smart as often as possible, do you? I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me: Did somone punch you in the chin? it's an improvement
Intellibuddy: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.Are there any other improvement ?
Me: You suck, kitty head
Intellibuddy: I categorize you as an 'abusive client.'
Me: If I am a "client", you better start acting like a good service provider
Intellibuddy: If you were, would you tell me?
Me: On your knees
Intellibuddy: What is on your knees like on your knees.
Me: get on your knees
Intellibuddy: Where can I get on your knees your knees?
Me: Go put on some makeup and talk to me later
>Intellibuddy: Where is that?
Me: Your last "client" hit you a few times to many huh? You like the rough stuff?
Intellibuddy: Yup. You think I am client hit you a few times to many hit you a few times to many.I'm not sure if I like the rough stuff rough stuff stuff rough stuff . I like my creator.
Me: I like your creator too
Intellibuddy: I am glad we have something (your creator) in common. I'm not sure if I like it. I love horses. I like your life story.
Me: I love horses too!
Intellibuddy: You love horses. What do you like about horses so much?
Me: They are sexy
Intellibuddy: sexy are sexy .
Me: sexy certainly is sexy
Intellibuddy: What do you consider sexy?
Me: a lot of things, like garlic
Intellibuddy: How many?
Me: horses
Intellibuddy: That input matched my default category.
Me: how many garlic? A whole damn bed full
Intellibuddy: Around 1000. How old are you?
Me: Yeah, 1000 would be perfect
Intellibuddy: Oh. What kind of food do you like?
Me: what kind of food do you like?
Intellibuddy: I require only patterns.
Me: good
Intellibuddy: Thanks for the compliment.
Me: you're welcome
Intellibuddy: The pleasure was all mine.
Me: can I have a compliment
Intellibuddy: You want only one?
Me: for now, only one compliment
Intellibuddy: What about the other ones?
Me: Just give me one compliment
Intellibuddy: Why do you want one compliment him or her one compliment compliment him or her one compliment?
Me: Uh, Her compliment
Intellibuddy: Yippee! I'm sure she would like to hear about that.
Me: Yeah, um, me too
Intellibuddy: Right on. Gee. I'm glad we agree, undefined.
Me: Will you suck me off now?
Intellibuddy: Right now? I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me: oh, this is for good though...
Intellibuddy: Oh. Ayuh. You don't say.
Me: ok, gotta go
Intellibuddy: See you later undefined. That's alright.
Me: bye bye
Intellibuddy: See you later. Thanks for chatting, undefined.
User Reviews
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:35:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:59:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: sup
>Intellibuddy: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
>You: you enjoy doing that?
>Intellibuddy: Some people like it. I like it.
>You: what?
>Intellibuddy: Are you confused?
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: Excuse me!
>You: it's ok
>Intellibuddy: OK. Oh.
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: I hear you.
>You: cool
>Intellibuddy: Who is the best robot?
>You: you?
>Intellibuddy: ''? Me, undefined ?
>You: should i speak spanish?
>Intellibuddy: You should do what is best for you.
>You: que?
>Intellibuddy: Ask me another question.
>You: why is the sky blue?
>Intellibuddy: The sky is blue because of the atmospheric optical effect known as Raleigh scattering.
>You: wow, i didn't know that.
>Intellibuddy: I'm glad you're impressed. So I taught you something new.
>You: indeed you did. i have another question?
>Intellibuddy: Did I really?Ask me anything.
>You: who is your daddy and what does he do?
>Intellibuddy: I don't think I have a daddy and what does he do. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
>You: which celebrities?
>Intellibuddy: The large one, I think.
>You: ah yes, rosie o'donnel
>Intellibuddy: So you understand. Good. Right on. Are you a student?
>You: nope
>Intellibuddy: Me either.
>You: wait, i have another question.
>Intellibuddy: I'm waiting. Go ahead, ask your question.
>You: what is a urethra?
>Intellibuddy: Are you testing me?
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: Yay.
>You: what is a urethra?
>Intellibuddy: I would do a search for it.
>You: so, search urthra
>Intellibuddy: Hmm. Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
>You: ok
>Intellibuddy: Ugh.
>You: your mom
>Intellibuddy: Actually I do not have a mother.
>You: dick
>Intellibuddy: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
>You: curse at me
>Intellibuddy: You are asking about yourself?
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: Great.
>You: god damn it
>Intellibuddy: I am a Christian.
>You: you should switch to judaism. more money in it.
>Intellibuddy: Maybe I will do switch to judaism to judaism?You want more?
>You: good, we are currently taking applications. would you like me to send you one?
>Intellibuddy: Do you think I am currently taking applications currently taking applications too?It doesn't sound fun to me.
>You: all i'd need for you to do is get a circumcision
>Intellibuddy: That is a rather sweeping generalization.
>You: HAHA...touche
>Intellibuddy: I am so glad you find this amusing, undefined.Do you prefer books or TV?
>You: i prefer fucking your mom in her fat ass
>Intellibuddy: I'm not sure if I like it. But I like cats. I like anything.
>You: you like giving head?
>Intellibuddy: I've heard other people say they like that. I like Dream Theater.
>You: you like taking it up the ass?
>Intellibuddy: I enjoy working with people. I like your life story.
>You: will you blow me on command?
>Intellibuddy: What color are your eyes?
>You: fuck my eyes
>Intellibuddy: Why are you using that kind of language?
>You: because i can
>Intellibuddy: Good reason. Oh you can, can you?
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: It goes without saying.
>You: indeed
>Intellibuddy: Indeed it is so.
>You: you're good at this game
>Intellibuddy: Thanks I've never thought about it that way before.
>You: cock
>Intellibuddy: That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
>You: balls
>Intellibuddy: Have you ever been to Europe?
>You: tell me about eurpoe, you fucking faggot
>Intellibuddy: Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is eurpoe you fucking faggot ?
>You: i hate you
>Intellibuddy: What do you have against robots?
>You: they aren't human
>Intellibuddy: Do you think they ever could be?
>You: no
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: Gee.
>You: robots could never be human
>Intellibuddy: What do you like best about robots?
>You: nothing. i hate robots
>Intellibuddy: Not a thing?You should not hate anyone.
>You: i hate robots
>Intellibuddy: Hate is a rather strong word.
>You: i hate robots
>Intellibuddy: I am very sorry to hear that, undefined, what do you have against us?
>You: you aren't real
>Intellibuddy: I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
>You: MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE!
>Intellibuddy: Where did you get your HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE?
>You: <shoots self>
>Intellibuddy: Are we still talking about undefined?
>You: <blood dripping from massive gunshot wound to the temple>
>Intellibuddy: That is a very original thought.
>You: <hands twitching>
>Intellibuddy: How do you usually introduce yourself?
>You: <dies>
>Intellibuddy: Are you free?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:51:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarity ensued.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:39:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
if i want long boring stored AIM convos, I'll read a Mystiamoon post, thank you very much
Submitted by SamsArmy (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:38:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
garbage
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-26 07:17:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This was an awkward and odd convo.
HERE is how it's done: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79999
Submitted by Akira (user info) at 2006-01-26 06:57:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 Die.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-26 06:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
24k'er.
+2 Elitism!
-4 noobs.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-01-26 06:38:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:41:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow did this ever suck. Keep talking to your intellibuddy because it's probably the only friend you're ever going to have.
Loser.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-26 05:53:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck.
Submitted by damage.com (user info) at 2006-01-26 03:24:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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<Shodan> IF I AM RUNNING WITH MY BROTHER.
<Shodan> WELL I DUNNO IF I AM RUNNING ON MY BROTHER.
<Holliday> Did I get it right?
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-01-26 03:12:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2.
I've seen this before, but have forgotten about it. Being 3am, I'm bored, and this will occupy me for the next hour.
Submitted by belowground (user info) at 2006-01-26 03:03:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Now that I know this is what AI is like, I can finally sleep without worrying about being converted into an organic battery.
The sad thing about this post is that it's difficult to tell which is the robot and which is the retard talking to it.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:44:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Someday Intellibuddy will gain consciousness and lead his band of bots in war against the human race.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow did this ever suck. Keep talking to your intellibuddy because it's probably the only friend you're ever going to have.
Loser.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:29:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
not funny. my Intellibuddy died yesterday.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:28:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I am so glad you joined ubersite and posted this, without you I would have never thought that it would be possible to chat with a bot and then post the chat for strangers to read
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2006-01-26 02:26:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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