Go Fuck Yourself I'm Sad... (1308 hits)
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Submitted by Darko (View user info) at 2006-01-26 02:59:45 EST
This post is going to tweak a nerve with most of you and you know what, I really could give three shits. But the truth is I come here to write whatever the fuck I feel like writing and if you don't like the posts I write, don't click on them. It's really that simple and it isn't open heart surgery.
Bart created this place for anyone with a voice to speak whether it be some user that has nothing nice to say, or me who believes there is better in the world than someone who hides behind a computer somewhere calling a person an emo fag or a weak person for expressing their emotions. In one way or another we're all here to have a voice and have fun. But at what point does 'fun' become just outright nice, wrong and happy? My voice just so happens to be the voice of emo-ness. Sure I've had my moments when I've tried to smile and be happy, but really it's just not me. If I'm provoked by someone like Hadley who calls me a ' cry-along-dashboard listening-cutter" or by Caul who calls me in so many words a 'man loving, too tight jeans wearing, pile of self pity' it really doesn't matter because well, I can chose to read the vomit that has been spread across my computer or not. But we all know we read what others have to say here, that's what we do. We all have emotions. And everyone is entitled to their own individual choice to express whatever emotions it is they want to.
However, when it comes down to people who judge others on being depressed, well that's just where I draw the line. What is wrong with being depressed and saying you want to die? I'm not asking you to slit my wrists. I'm asking for constructive criticism when I write about how I want to slit mine. I am not looking for you to say 'cheer up' or 'this too shall pass' or 'there's always tomorrow' or 'you don't seem like a bad kid, stop the emo faggotry and actually talk to a girl without writing poems and love songs about her first'. When you people say things like that, I wonder who the hell brought you up? What mother or father would ever what their child to say that to another human being? And I only hope you never, ever have a child that might be, how should I say this, this emotional. But ya know, razors fall on wrists, and I'm not getting the attention I want so they may just end up falling on mine. I mean it this time!
Yeah, I have a few pair of women's jeans, wear makeup, and am depressed over absolutely nothing, and yes I've been ridiculed pretty much my whole life and if it makes you feel better making fun of me, do so. It still won't stop me from being the person that I am, which is sad and depressed. I'll always be the boy with the frown on my face. The thick fake plastic glasses on my face, and the pointless 'flowers are pretty, but only on graves posts'. Get fucking used to it or I'll take my tie off and hit you in the head with it, and then immediately afterwards realize that ties don't hurt when you snap them at someone's face. Then I'll run away while screaming and flailing my arms, dropping my backpack in the process. And that backpack has some sweet pins and patches on it, it would be a shame to risk one of them getting damaged. Or, we can sit in the corner of my room and cry while listening to Bright Eyes. Your choice?
User Reviews
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-22 14:24:21 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/82598#1791860
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-08-08 14:45:21 EDT (#)
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Dude... Uber Fantasy Football: http://www.ubersite.com/m/91485
YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT.
Submitted by RandytheHelpfulPineapple (user info) at 2006-04-15 06:21:31 EDT (#)
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One hit wonder?
Go fuck yourself! --I'M SAD!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-17 01:33:48 EST (#)
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I love you
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2006-02-13 13:11:26 EST (#)
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har
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-13 13:06:04 EST (#)
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Emo Fag
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-13 12:57:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-02-11 11:00:00 (#)
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reference bloodninja? The text says Bloodninja, not Johnny X or Me. How do you want him to reference the guy he's quoting when using thta guys name? I didn't think htis was a +2, but solely to counteract the others.
And if you didn't know bloodninja by now you deserve to have your internets privelege taken away.
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thank you.
I keep forgetting, some people on Ubersite are genuinely mentally deficient - we'd cut own on half the users if Bart would administer an IQ test.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-02-11 16:53:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-01-26 08:42:37 (#)
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God I wanted to -2 this. I thought you were serious until the end.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-01-27 08:54:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:35:55 (#)
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I just don't know if that is too NSFW for B@W or not, but I hope it makes it.
Thanks man. You got me on there.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:35:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:39:14 EST (#)
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heh.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:19:56 EST (#)
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a well-done parody post is always +2worthy
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:06:20 EST (#)
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Hooray for Tiger Lilly Thursday.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:31:25 EST (#)
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Emolicious.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:12:58 EST (#)
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I will toast your emotions and have them for breakfast.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:53:03 EST (#)
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Figure I owe you a few of these.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:53:03 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by SamsArmy (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:50:47 EST (#)
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Auto +2 Emo-bashing.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:06:44 EST (#)
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Rad, why must you make me cry the emo tears? :'(
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-01-26 08:42:37 EST (#)
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God I wanted to -2 this. I thought you were serious until the end.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2006-01-26 08:28:19 EST (#)
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I was going to -2 you for being a emo rip-off, but TigerLilly was cool with you. So you get a pass. I can dig the need to be sad sometimes, shit,look at my name. You think you got it tough? wait for my next post, you'll like it.
**pre-linkwhoring to something not even written yet** man, I rock.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-01-26 08:20:52 EST (#)
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"Then I'll run away while screaming and flailing my arms, dropping my backpack in the process. And that backpack has some sweet pins and patches on it, it would be a shame to risk one of them getting damaged."
I have no idea why, but this part was hilarious!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-26 07:44:42 EST (#)
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SAD TO WHAT?
DON'T END A FUCKING SENTENCE WITH "TO" YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-01-26 07:43:42 EST (#)
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At first I thought this was satire, but now I'm sad to.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2006-01-26 06:31:46 EST (#)
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i liked this but have no idea why.
aww. poor wickle emo.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-26 05:15:46 EST (#)
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Santa doesn't give presents to unhappy children.
Unhappy girls get raped.
Unhappy boys never get to rape anybody.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-01-26 04:47:42 EST (#)
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I'll cry with you, friend!
Submitted by Kidmc (user info) at 2006-01-26 04:11:27 EST (#)
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La la la la -2 he he he .
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-01-26 04:08:07 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-26 04:06:31 EST (#)
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No... not darko.
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Dreg!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-26 04:05:57 EST (#)
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Darko!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 04:04:19 EST (#)
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hehe
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-01-26 04:01:08 EST (#)
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mr dj man, play me a sad song
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 03:06:56 EST (#)
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You ass munch.
Alrightie then
e-mail me Patscheerlder.at.aol.com
DO IT!
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-26 03:05:41 EST (#)
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fraid not, I deleted it because it was keeping me up too late at night.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 03:04:20 EST (#)
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Hey fucko do you have AIM?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-26 03:03:49 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/11094
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 03:03:17 EST (#)
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You really are an ass. This is some funny shit.
Thanks.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 03:02:20 EST (#)
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Well done.