Attention deficit d..i...s...... what were we talking about? (560 hits)
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Submitted by STANDARD D II (View user info) at 2006-01-26 08:50:57 EST
In liew of http://www.ubersite.com/m/82850.
I honestly think I have A.D.D. but I am not sure. I tried explaining it to my doctor but it is not easy to explain in German.
So my question is to medical professionals and A.D.D. sufferers.
1.What are the symptoms?
2.Is there medication to help for adults?
3.Does the medication work?
Any help would be greatly appreciated.
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Submitted by kthsgoodgrl (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:06:53 EST (#)
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How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb??
Let's go fishing!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:24:59 EST (#)
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if you have an attention span that makes masturbation difficult to culminate then you might have add.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:19:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:05:41 (#)
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I don't think that I have ADD, I'm just a slacker.
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I don't believe ADD is a real condition and I think it's just an excuse. I know I'm just a slacker but I still let my doctor think I've got it so I can get my precious Adderall XR.
Yay for Adderall!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:32:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by NOWorNEVER (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:41:06 EST (#)
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spacey where are you that peolpe change diets for ADD? and what type of plan do they get?
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Submitted by Spacey (user info) at 2006-01-26 08:55:55 (#)
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I worked with young adults with ADD for a few years, your diet can have a major impact on your behaviour and state of mind. A lot of people with ADD are given a dietry plan to begin with, if that fails there is medication you can take. The symptoms of the disorder vary massively from one person to the next, but a few of the main ones are:
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:08:48 EST (#)
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If you are talking to someone, and you think anything other than what you are talking about, including but NOT limited to: sex, the anvil about to fall on your head, how comfortable your shoes are, sex, sandwiches, the odd shape of Florida, or Iraqi governmental policy. Then you have an extreme case of ADD and you need immediate electrical medical treatment. Hook yourself up to a car battery and don't ground yourself if you don't want to pay the bills.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:20:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:15:07 (#)
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Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:12:29 (#)
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Where can you get chloroform?
That would be an AWESOME drug for the less than loose ladies!
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Only nonces use chemicals to force sex on a woman. A real man uses a brick.
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"In my country, we talk to our women. We do not drug them!"
I've already posted Hasselhoff today. Gay.
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:18:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:15:07 (#)
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Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:12:29 (#)
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Where can you get chloroform?
That would be an AWESOME drug for the less than loose ladies!
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Only nonces use chemicals to force sex on a woman. A real man uses a brick.
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I think they both leave the same headache after the effects wear off.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:15:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:12:29 (#)
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Where can you get chloroform?
That would be an AWESOME drug for the less than loose ladies!
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Only nonces use chemicals to force sex on a woman. A real man uses a brick.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:14:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:12:29 (#)
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Where can you get chloroform?
That would be an AWESOME drug for the less than loose ladies!
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Chemistry dept. Also, the process for making viagra if not halted, eventually creates acid. I am reliably informed.
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:12:29 EST (#)
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Where can you get chloroform?
That would be an AWESOME drug for the less than loose ladies!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:09:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:04:20 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:03:04 (#)
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Ritalin. Ritalin is a wonder drug. We pump some of our students with it in their food. They go all meek and obedient - then they learn whatever you want. It's brilliant.
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Oi! Teacher!
Leave those kids alone!
All in all, Red, you're just another brick in the wall.
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I think the Pink Floyd are overrated. I saw the Australian Pink Floyd recently. I wish you were here to look at the massive banners adorning the local music venue. PINK FLOYD - BUT AUSTRALIAN.
Ritalin is really bizarre though. You get these zonked out kids who normally would be setting fire to people's feet -and they're so so quiet.
I'm also working on putting just a bit of chloroform in sweets and dishing them out to trouble makers. Not enough to put them out - just to make them woozie. Like setting the aircon on hot.
Tricks of the trade. Where's C1ndy to agree with me?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:08:33 EST (#)
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What was the question ag.... Oh look, an Emu!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:08:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:05:41 (#)
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I don't think that I have ADD, I'm just a slacker.
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You're just young, there's nothing wrong with you.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:05:41 EST (#)
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I don't think that I have ADD, I'm just a slacker.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:04:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:03:04 (#)
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Ritalin. Ritalin is a wonder drug. We pump some of our students with it in their food. They go all meek and obedient - then they learn whatever you want. It's brilliant.
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Oi! Teacher!
Leave those kids alone!
All in all, Red, you're just another brick in the wall.
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:03:41 EST (#)
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Thanks Spacey.
I have never made excuses for my actions. I have just heard other people talking about and heard about on T.V. and it sounded a lot how I am.
It is frustating for me. I have lived a good life but if there are ways to improve it I am all for it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:03:04 EST (#)
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Ritalin. Ritalin is a wonder drug. We pump some of our students with it in their food. They go all meek and obedient - then they learn whatever you want. It's brilliant.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-26 08:59:47 EST (#)
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Attention Defecit Disorder: the made up syndrome.
It's not real, it's just an excuse for poor students just like dyslexia.
Submitted by Spacey (user info) at 2006-01-26 08:55:55 EST (#)
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I worked with young adults with ADD for a few years, your diet can have a major impact on your behaviour and state of mind. A lot of people with ADD are given a dietry plan to begin with, if that fails there is medication you can take. The symptoms of the disorder vary massively from one person to the next, but a few of the main ones are:
Often does not give close attention to details or makes careless mistakes in schoolwork, work, or other activities.
Often has trouble keeping attention on tasks or play activities.
Often does not seem to listen when spoken to directly.
Often does not follow instructions and fails to finish schoolwork, chores, or duties in the workplace (not due to oppositional behavior or failure to understand instructions).
Often has trouble organizing activities.
Often avoids, dislikes, or doesn't want to do things that take a lot of mental effort for a long period of time (such as schoolwork or homework).
Often loses things needed for tasks and activities (e.g. toys, school assignments, pencils, books, or tools).
Is often easily distracted.
Is often forgetful in daily activities.