Tigerlilly, we have been monitoring your activities. You can no longer deny your piratirical (what?) tendencies. You are a pirate. (1160 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.69 on 49 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Agent Smith (View user info) at 2006-01-26 09:32:15 EST
You've got some nerve. Speaking out against the people who call you a pirate, and then publicly consorting with one.
I, for one, shall never believe another word you say.
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:37:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:50:03 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-26 17:31:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Who's the fag trying to steal my girlfriend...Adam Ant?
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Tigerlilly.
AhahaaHAhaAHHAAHHAhAHAHAAHAhaahHAhAHAHahsgAShAGsdh
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so this girl really does have one leg? hot shit. my grampa did. lost it in the war.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:50:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-26 17:31:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Who's the fag trying to steal my girlfriend...Adam Ant?
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Tigerlilly.
AhahaaHAhaAHHAAHHAhAHAHAAHAhaahHAhAHAHahsgAShAGsdh
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-27 03:11:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a picture with him.
What fun.
(minus the cowboy hat)
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:32:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Tigerlilly: This weekend is the annual Gasparilla Festival in Tampa. We celebrate the the invasion of the Pirates into Gasparilla Bay, back in... whenever it was. We drink. We throw beads. We hang out in boats a lot. Breasts might be revealed on occasion. A splendid time is guaranteed for all.
You, since you are apparently a pirate, will know about this. Stop by. I'll have a beer for you. I'll be the one in the pirate hat.
http://gasparillapiratefest.com/home.htm
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-01-26 18:14:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hell. fucking. yeah.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2006-01-26 17:45:26 EST (#)
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TL better be careful or you could end up with a little pirate in ya...
:)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-26 17:31:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who's the fag trying to steal my girlfriend...Adam Ant?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:32:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
btw what is with the pink cowboy hat? can you ride a horse? i always think cowboy hats on people who can't ride horses is like false advertising.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:05:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:05:21 (#)
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Hooray for Tiger Lilly Thursday.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:57:02 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:46:13 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHa.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:11:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:02:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry I can't send to any of them. I can't even log onto my yahoo account here to send something out. I have no IM. Frankly I'm surprised I'm not using a rotary phone.
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Fine, I'll send you my home address, but you have to promise not to stalk me.
Wait - you have to promise TO stalk me. Geez, what was I thinking?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:05:21 EST (#)
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Hooray for Tiger Lilly Thursday.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:02:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry I can't send to any of them. I can't even log onto my yahoo account here to send something out. I have no IM. Frankly I'm surprised I'm not using a rotary phone.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:50:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't send email to hotmail accounts from work
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How about yahoo? G-mail? name the account and I'll go create one right now. It's a slow day at work....
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:41:15 EST (#)
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Sorry T you're SOL. I can't send email to hotmail accounts from work.
Plus they might...MIGHT notice if I take my shirt off in my cube.
But thank you for saying please.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:30:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<Checks E-mail>
Damn, damn, damn. Peon didn't go for it Uber. We'll have to think of another way to get her to shows us. Has anyone tried saying "please" yet? I'll try.
Dear Peon,
Please.
Sincerely,
MyT
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:21:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahaha
*gasp*
AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahaha
*snort*
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:18:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're not Method then please delete the email of my nipples that I sent you.
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Dear Peon,
I am Method. Please send your nipples to my_tee_one.at.hotmail.com.
Thanks,
MyT
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Captain Morgan? Fuck him, he sucks!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:54:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Captain Morgan is Method's alter.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:49:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:38:19 (#)
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Who's Method?
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I think the question is "Where's Method?"
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Off with her leg"
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hahahahahahahah
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:44:48 EST (#)
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You can tell in the 2nd picture that the pirate is more busy looking at the camera than focusing on the plastic blow up doll at his side.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:41:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:38:19 (#)
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Who's Method?
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Ah...Well....Um
If you're not Method then please delete the email of my nipples that I sent you.
hehe
My bad
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:40:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:28:00 (#)
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Is that pirate holding a purse?
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They prefer the term "man-bag".
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:38:19 EST (#)
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Who's Method?
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:36:57 EST (#)
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Tigerlilly post thursday!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:34:17 EST (#)
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Hey, pirates need lovin' too.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:28:00 EST (#)
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Is that pirate holding a purse?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:25:34 EST (#)
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Weren't you banned for trying to make Bart destitute, method?
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:15:55 EST (#)
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I knew it.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:10:18 EST (#)
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Am I still drunk from last night or is the background in that second pic completely fucking fake?
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:09:43 EST (#)
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Yeah, I've made out with Cap'n Morgan too. He's a cold hearted lover, but I keep coming back for more.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-26 10:08:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Now THIS was actually funny.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:56:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh. My. Sack.
This place...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:51:14 EST (#)
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no your ass looks nice in the picture. you don't want a flat ass do you?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:49:34 EST (#)
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Heehee. It's TL thursday.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:47:34 EST (#)
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Ninjas are still way better...
And the magazine is better, too.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57877
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:42:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My Ass looks HUGE in that picture. Umm, cause my ass is HUGE.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:41:42 EST (#)
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Hoist the jolly roger and prepare to swab the poop deck.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:39:07 EST (#)
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Yo Ho Ho.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:38:08 EST (#)
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I told you! she isn't a pirate, she is a pirate hooker!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:36:43 EST (#)
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE A NINJA LOVER!
YOU TRICKED ME!
NO TUB O' LOVIN FOR YOU, MISSY!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:35:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where did you find those pictures? They were never supposed to be released. Damn you! ;)
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:34:19 EST (#)
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Heh.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:34:05 EST (#)
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AHAHAHAHAH that is funny. That pink hat has gotten you in a heap of trouble, little lady.