SPT: Go Fuck Yourself...I'm Lice (1292 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: 0.15 on 77 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by MistressFist <mistressfist.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-01-26 12:29:37 EST
Fuck the Tiger haters! Wo0t!
User Reviews
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-28 00:48:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you're Urbane.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 17:05:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:49:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
I won't -2 you because you warm my heart...and my balls.
There is nothing like a Shlongy comment to make my afternoon a little sweeter.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:58:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I can't hate on SPT.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:57:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
& here it is.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:56:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I WILL -2 you because you're a fucking idiot.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Get back to the SLUTTY posts. Don't you know by now...BANDWAGONS SUCK!
I won't -2 you because you warm my heart...and my balls.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:19:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:11:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about HighVoltage900
User id: Who cares, he's my bitch.
Registered on or around: Who cares, he's my bitch.
# Messages posted: Who cares, he's my bitch.
# Reviews written: Who cares, he's my bitch.
# Times these posts have been reviewed : Who cares, he's my bitch.
# Hits: Who cares, he's my bitch.
Average rating of all messages: Who cares, he's my bitch.
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That made me snort with laughter and the people around me all turned and asked what was funny.
I told them my TPS report didn't have a coversheet.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:11:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about HighVoltage900
User id: Who cares, he's my bitch.
Registered on or around: Who cares, he's my bitch.
# Messages posted: Who cares, he's my bitch.
# Reviews written: Who cares, he's my bitch.
# Times these posts have been reviewed : Who cares, he's my bitch.
# Hits: Who cares, he's my bitch.
Average rating of all messages: Who cares, he's my bitch.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:03:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:01:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
You know Mistress, I am only a few Uberdays older than you? That's just weird. I don't know why it is weird, it just is.
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IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE MY ALTER. NOW GET BACK IN YOUR BOX.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:01:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, the cupcake one. You know where to find it, dear.
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<WHINES>.....BUT I CAN'T REACH YOUR PANTS ZIPPER FROM HERE <STRETCHES DEEPLY>
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know Mistress, I am only a few Uberdays older than you? That's just weird. I don't know why it is weird, it just is.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:01:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, the cupcake one. You know where to find it, dear.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lisa is a cunt. It makes me desire her.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:57:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:53:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
You people are so fucking stupid and worthless. I honestly hate you from the bottom of my heart.
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I am honored to finally have a Lisa rating. Excellent.
Orgasmy-is it the cupcake one you finished? The AMPAM one you did was quite felching.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:54:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:50:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:44:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Your obvious knowledge of how the female reproductive system probably comes from your father.
I mean from your picture it looks to me like you congealed in a womans anus for 9 months before being shat into a toilet at "birth".
I do like it.
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They didn't even warm the water for me. So sad.
How is old lady Voltages bum recovering from the beating I gave it by the way?
And your fathers toothless mouth. Was I right that knocking out his teeth would make it easier for him to swallow my manly juices?
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She's doing well, though now her ass has a crack in it (BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)
Well you know how dad is, always 'swallowing his pride'.
Mom want's to know if your dick has grown any so next time she can feel it. Should I tell her no?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:53:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
You people are so fucking stupid and worthless. I honestly hate you from the bottom of my heart.
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Scrape the sand out of your box, Cunt.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You people are so fucking stupid and worthless. I honestly hate you from the bottom of my heart.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ding. Your poem's done, Fisty.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:50:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:44:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Your obvious knowledge of how the female reproductive system probably comes from your father.
I mean from your picture it looks to me like you congealed in a womans anus for 9 months before being shat into a toilet at "birth".
I do like it.
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They didn't even warm the water for me. So sad.
How is old lady Voltages bum recovering from the beating I gave it by the way?
And your fathers toothless mouth. Was I right that knocking out his teeth would make it easier for him to swallow my manly juices?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:44:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:05:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
<shakes head>
Voltage, you little bitch.
I inadvertently cut the top off the review.
It's obviously O's work.
As for skills son....Can I call you son? You are the product of my anal violation of your mother after all...you don't even know. I'll skill my scrote up the side of your head.
My poemetry is far too awesome for Uberlings such as yourself.
I have unholy skills in every subject known to man. I rule your ass.
And you like it.
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Your obvious knowledge of how the female reproductive system probably comes from your father.
I mean from your picture it looks to me like you congealed in a womans anus for 9 months before being shat into a toilet at "birth".
I do like it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:43:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:40:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
"No commingling betwixt peeners."
That would make a great bumper sticker
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Back off, I've got it copyrighted....
If you do make some, send me one.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:40:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"No commingling betwixt peeners."
That would make a great bumper sticker.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:25:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:05:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:47:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:44:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
you're fucking pathetic
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Tell her how you really feel.
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look, i realize mistressfist is a woman and therefore has tits (albeit, lopsided ones) but defending her with a comeback that the writers of friends wouldn't use isn't going to get you any closer to her pants.
really, take another look at this post (or anything this hag has posted) and ask yourself if it really deserved the +2 you gave. she isn't funny, smart or original and i cringe when i see her name on the front page. she's desperate for attention and acceptance and has found it in losers like you who kiss her ass for no other reason than...well, there really isn't a reason for anyone to kiss her ass, but you do it anyway. way to go. you've really made a name for yourself as a horny lemming.
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OMG!
I think I just cot pOwned!
Wait.........................................
I've made a name for myself?
w00t! w00t!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I would like to make EchoBoxing my proxy in this AMPAM business. He/she/it obviously needs it more.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:20:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:12:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Double penetration?! I'm a slut, not a whore guys!
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If this happens at Ubercon Chicago, remember - my aprtment, my rules. I get her first. It won't take long, sadly to say. Then, for $20 each you can each get 30 minutes with her to do whatever you want. How else do you think I'm going to be able to afford all the liquor I will need to stock my place with?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:12:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
i knew there was a post to express my sentiment:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41955
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Go spread your sunshine on other people's posts. Get the fuck out of mine. This conversation, if you can call it that, is over.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:13:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:05:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
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There is no point in arguing with you. You are clearly an angry, braying jackass.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:12:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i knew there was a post to express my sentiment:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41955
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:08:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Make that "Ego Confession."
Got my wires crossed after seeing that last comment.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have to admit, it really wasn't my poem.
I stole it from Allen Ginsberg. He wrote it before he composed "Echo Boxing."
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:05:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:47:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:44:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
you're fucking pathetic
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Tell her how you really feel.
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look, i realize mistressfist is a woman and therefore has tits (albeit, lopsided ones) but defending her with a comeback that the writers of friends wouldn't use isn't going to get you any closer to her pants.
really, take another look at this post (or anything this hag has posted) and ask yourself if it really deserved the +2 you gave. she isn't funny, smart or original and i cringe when i see her name on the front page. she's desperate for attention and acceptance and has found it in losers like you who kiss her ass for no other reason than...well, there really isn't a reason for anyone to kiss her ass, but you do it anyway. way to go. you've really made a name for yourself as a horny lemming.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:05:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<shakes head>
Voltage, you little bitch.
I inadvertently cut the top off the review.
It's obviously O's work.
As for skills son....Can I call you son? You are the product of my anal violation of your mother after all...you don't even know. I'll skill my scrote up the side of your head.
My poemetry is far too awesome for Uberlings such as yourself.
I have unholy skills in every subject known to man. I rule your ass.
And you like it.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 14:01:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Orgasmatron, gold as usual. Good show.
That Echo Boxing cuntlip can just go choke on a herpes encrusted retard dick.....like you've submitted "quality" posts, right? I hope you enjoy leaving -2 bombs on people's posts, because it's the only thing that seems to give your life meaning.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:45:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
To AMPAM's complicated, but I'll tell you what to do
First you find a girl who's loose and drunk and into you
Then you lay her down and slip your penos in her butt
Yeah, it soon will loosen but at first it will stay shut
Force that mother in there, work it good and deep and hard
Then pull out and offer her a taste of your petard
Hoist yourself above her, let her take you down her throat
Then move down and stick it deep inside her lovin' moat,
Swirl that swizzlestick inside her furry, stinky eye
Pull out 'gain and stick it back up in her anal pie
Rut and root and diddle till you learn what pleasure is
Slop it then between her lips and shoot her full of jizz
Or hold off - don't cum too soon - and do it all once more
She's the willing woman, man, just use her, she's the whore.
Two-man AMPAM is well-known a complex meal to sup
You must cycle properly lest the both of you fuck up
Amateurs have tried and wound up screwing the rotation
Once the flow is broken, guess what? That's right: masturbation.
Think of it like dancing - move your partner to the right
Feel the groove and work it and you'll party through the night.
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Oh. My. Holy. Jesus.
This, sir, may be your finest work ever.
O-town. Come to ChicagoCon. I demand it.
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As I was scrolling down, I saw scourge over that poem and thought "scourge wrote that? Jesus since when has he had that kind of skill?"
Then I saw the truth.
Nice try scourge, you poser.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:47:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:44:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
you're fucking pathetic
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Tell her how you really feel.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:46:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Amateurs have tried and wound up screwing the rotation
Once the flow is broken, guess what? That's right: masturbation
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AHhahahaha.
Oh god. Every line. Each and every line, gold.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:45:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
To AMPAM's complicated, but I'll tell you what to do
First you find a girl who's loose and drunk and into you
Then you lay her down and slip your penos in her butt
Yeah, it soon will loosen but at first it will stay shut
Force that mother in there, work it good and deep and hard
Then pull out and offer her a taste of your petard
Hoist yourself above her, let her take you down her throat
Then move down and stick it deep inside her lovin' moat,
Swirl that swizzlestick inside her furry, stinky eye
Pull out 'gain and stick it back up in her anal pie
Rut and root and diddle till you learn what pleasure is
Slop it then between her lips and shoot her full of jizz
Or hold off - don't cum too soon - and do it all once more
She's the willing woman, man, just use her, she's the whore.
Two-man AMPAM is well-known a complex meal to sup
You must cycle properly lest the both of you fuck up
Amateurs have tried and wound up screwing the rotation
Once the flow is broken, guess what? That's right: masturbation.
Think of it like dancing - move your partner to the right
Feel the groove and work it and you'll party through the night.
====================
Oh. My. Holy. Jesus.
This, sir, may be your finest work ever.
O-town. Come to ChicagoCon. I demand it.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:44:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you're fucking pathetic
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was gonna be a 0, but so many gold comments...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:40:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:17:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:08:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, like musical poons, or dick dick goose?
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No, like Dick-dick-cooze.
The rules have already been established people.
1. Clockwise rotation.
2. No commingling betwixt peeners.
3. High-fives over the back of the "recipient" are allowed, though not to exceed more than one between any two club members per half hour. Exceeding the one high five limit within the prescribed time frame is grounds for immediate accusations of being teh ghey.
4. Eye contact, though allowed, is frowned upon
Orgasmatron may have the official rule book handy, but this covers the basics.
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To AMPAM's complicated, but I'll tell you what to do
First you find a girl who's loose and drunk and into you
Then you lay her down and slip your penos in her butt
Yeah, it soon will loosen but at first it will stay shut
Force that mother in there, work it good and deep and hard
Then pull out and offer her a taste of your petard
Hoist yourself above her, let her take you down her throat
Then move down and stick it deep inside her lovin' moat,
Swirl that swizzlestick inside her furry, stinky eye
Pull out 'gain and stick it back up in her anal pie
Rut and root and diddle till you learn what pleasure is
Slop it then between her lips and shoot her full of jizz
Or hold off - don't cum too soon - and do it all once more
She's the willing woman, man, just use her, she's the whore.
Two-man AMPAM is well-known a complex meal to sup
You must cycle properly lest the both of you fuck up
Amateurs have tried and wound up screwing the rotation
Once the flow is broken, guess what? That's right: masturbation.
Think of it like dancing - move your partner to the right
Feel the groove and work it and you'll party through the night.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:32:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:28:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!
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Delicious! I love soup!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:28:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:26:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:06:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
Liar Liar pants on fire!
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Ha ha!
Now you understand why so many people thought you were an alter.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:17:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:08:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, like musical poons, or dick dick goose?
==========
No, like Dick-dick-cooze.
The rules have already been established people.
1. Clockwise rotation.
2. No commingling betwixt peeners.
3. High-fives over the back of the "recipient" are allowed, though not to exceed more than one between any two club members per half hour. Exceeding the one high five limit within the prescribed time frame is grounds for immediate accusations of being teh ghey.
4. Eye contact, though allowed, is frowned upon
Orgasmatron may have the official rule book handy, but this covers the basics.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:15:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:12:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Double penetration?! I'm a slut, not a whore guys!
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Ooops my bad
<puts wallet away>
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:14:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
gay
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:14:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
auto -2 spt.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Double penetration?! I'm a slut, not a whore guys!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:11:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Or the hole that is not already occupied.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:06:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
No, no. There is no "best" hole. We rotate. Clockwise.
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You could share. If she's going to live up to her name she should have no problem accomodating you both at once.
DP Baby!
Touching penis's (or should that be peni, I'm never sure) either way
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewww!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:10:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey I just noticed this. Does anyone else think the lice fairy on the right stole Caul's emolicious hairstyle?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:09:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:08:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
MasterFist can have the least-semen-filled hole.
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You are always so gracious.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:08:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MasterFist can have the least-semen-filled hole.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:08:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:06:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
No, no. There is no "best" hole. We rotate. Clockwise.
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Oh, like musical poons, or dick dick goose?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:06:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, no. There is no "best" hole. We rotate. Clockwise.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:06:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just as long as MasterFist gets the best hole. We are married, afterall.
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Hold up - my apartment, my rules.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:00:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to be there.
<checks rohypnol supply. starts calls to AMPAM club members>
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Just as long as MasterFist gets the best hole. We are married, afterall.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 13:00:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to be there.
<checks rohypnol supply. starts calls to AMPAM club members>
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:54:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
You and Mr. Fist should come to Ubercon Chicago so I can introduce you to my firends as Mr. and Mistress Fist. My friends don't look at me strangely enough yet.
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We do have friends in Chicago. That could be interesting. Plus I haven't raped there yet. I'll bring cupcakes.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:56:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:49:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
What about these less dangerous idea's of the top of my head.
A Cup cake recipe?
Mistress fist's guide to fisting?
If you want to show some solidarity for TL you could do "A day in the life of TL's leg" from a 1st person perspective. Actually scratch that it's a pretty good idea. It might not be a head asploder but it could definately give you an anurism (sp)
I better stop before I hurt someone with my creative juices.
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Now that is some funny shit right there.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:54:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You and Mr. Fist should come to Ubercon Chicago so I can introduce you to my firends as Mr. and Mistress Fist. My friends don't look at me strangely enough yet.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:49:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
What about these less dangerous idea's of the top of my head.
A Cup cake recipe?
Mistress fist's guide to fisting?
If you want to show some solidarity for TL you could do "A day in the life of TL's leg" from a 1st person perspective. Actually scratch that it's a pretty good idea. It might not be a head asploder but it could definately give you an anurism (sp)
I better stop before I hurt someone with my creative juices.
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These are all excellent. I want to do a "day in the life" of mistressfist. But this would require pulling out my camera and trying to figure out how to upload the images on my work computer. I am a lazy bitch. Plus I'm pretty sure that posting rape pics is a crime.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:49:34 EST (#)
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What about these less dangerous idea's of the top of my head.
A Cup cake recipe?
Mistress fist's guide to fisting?
If you want to show some solidarity for TL you could do "A day in the life of TL's leg" from a 1st person perspective. Actually scratch that it's a pretty good idea. It might not be a head asploder but it could definately give you an anurism (sp)
I better stop before I hurt someone with my creative juices.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:45:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:37:50 (#)
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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:36:23 (#)
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Sorry babe this was a swing and miss.
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This was not meant at all to be a quality post.
I'm looking for some inspiration for a good post. Got any? It's been awhile since my last high rating post.
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That's ok,
Actually I do I have Loads of great idea's for posts but no time (or should I say inclination) to put them down on paper as it where.
I would tell you what they are but there so stageringly awsome and original that your head would explode if told you just like Ben Affleck in dogma.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:40:38 EST (#)
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eh, fuck it. Have a Tiger Post Thursday 2. Just because it doesn't mean anything.
I feel that Caul may chase her away. He's on this one as bad as the whole Urbane fiasco. Damn entertaining.
Me, I'm done with internet fighting for a while. Don't have the time for it.
Caul, can you schedule me in for something some time in August? We can fight about race relations and how they've altered the make up of the American workforce. Or maybe the rising cost of natural gas. Or what color nipple graces the perfect breast. I'm pretty open in regards to topic.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:37:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:36:23 (#)
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Sorry babe this was a swing and miss.
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This was not meant at all to be a quality post.
I'm looking for some inspiration for a good post. Got any? It's been awhile since my last high rating post.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:36:48 EST (#)
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Fuck Caul, you rule the English language!
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:36:36 EST (#)
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Lice a Roni
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:36:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:34:38 (#)
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Wow, didn't take you long to post.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:36:23 EST (#)
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Sorry babe this was a swing and miss.
NO CUP CAKE FOR YOU!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:34:38 EST (#)
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I was looking for a word to explain my view of this post and I learned a new word! Thanks!
http://hyperdictionary.com/search.aspx?define=meek
Meaning of MEEK
Pronunciation: meek
Definition: [adj] evidencing little spirit or courage; overly submissive or compliant; "compliant and anxious to suit his opinions of those of others";
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:34:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:32:45 (#)
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Who your Dad?
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Wow Dad, I didn't realize you knew about Uber.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:32:45 EST (#)
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Who your Dad?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:32:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:31:10 (#)
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You know, I wouldn't fist fuck you in the ass if you begged me to.
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Please, we all know who likes to be fist fucked around here <finger points at you>
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:31:10 EST (#)
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You know, I wouldn't fist fuck you in the ass if you begged me to.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:31:01 EST (#)
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we actually had some kids who had head lice at my school the other day...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:30:40 EST (#)
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Hooray for Tiger Lilly Thursday.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:30:27 EST (#)
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Happy SPT, Bitch.