Bush Fucked Up When He Let This Audio Tape Get Out! (1027 hits)
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Submitted by 12 oz. Jesus (View user info) at 2006-01-26 19:11:16 EST
Hear is a 100 percent real clip of President Bush caught being an asshole in a speech he thought would never get out!
http://captainfoamy.com/bushspeech.html
The audio isn't great cause it's stolen from a CSPAN feed but it's all right!
This is a representation of Bush that is probably true
User Reviews
Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-28 02:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
zak for pope!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-01-27 20:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll login for foamy.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-01-27 18:27:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-27 16:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This post is a gem
do you have a "straight" switch
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:23:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think this is the most active I have ever seen someone in their own post.
Do you have an "off" switch?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:14:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY FOAMY WOOOOOO!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-01-27 08:35:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Am I the only one who is fed up with this sort of shit?Bush is an idiot, WE GET IT ALREADY!
Submitted by Technoboy (user info) at 2006-01-27 08:29:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yay!
Captain Foamy!
Dickhead
Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-27 05:08:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
George Bush flosses his ass!
but ironically not his gums, even after repeated reprimands from his dentist
dumb fuck
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:55:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
We got a monkey on the loose. He kinda reminds me of curious george. Hah...even has the same name.
Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:34:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm loving the Costanza reference
George likes his chicken spicy!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:20:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Who are you, Captain Foamy?"
"I'm the opposite of every man you've ever met."
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:07:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-27 03:25:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You just need to continue failing at life
need I go further?
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-01-27 01:32:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
At this point, 40 reviews, including mine.
21 Uber Reviews / 19 are your own.
Need I go further?
Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-27 00:57:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
All I know is if Jow Stalin spoke it its good enough for me
Joe Stalin once stabbed a baby in the cheek for spreading capitalist propaganda
and he was justified for doing so!
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-01-27 00:50:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmm a gay russian with a lisp.
Bendeth over comrade and leteth me bone you in the bundekoth.
I dont know i think the russian language sounds a bit coarse and vulger and they spit a lot.
Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-27 00:44:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm just fuckign around do I look like Shlongy
Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-27 00:36:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thats what I said I got a leather coat
since i'm typing you can't hear my gay russian lisp
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-01-27 00:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No shit a leather coat huh. I thought only gay men and russian mafia types wore leather coats.
Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-27 00:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A leather coat and some cash
smacking hoes is cool but its way cooler with a leather coat on
you can quote me on that
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-01-27 00:12:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So Foamy, im bored. What did santa bring you for Christmas?
Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I could do better, Your mom could have done better
she could have had a son with a buff uper body
but we are both stuck with what we got!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
meh.
another post/site bashing bush? no way!
you can do better.
Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 22:48:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, I keep it real
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-01-26 22:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I should have realised this was Foamy, Only he would -2 someone that was funnier then him hehehehe.
Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 22:36:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
JGreening I missed you buddy
remember you used to call my work phone and talk dirty on my voice mail
wow you were gay
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-26 22:25:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I knew it...
Fucking Foamy.
How the shit have you not been killed yet, cock-fart?
Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 22:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It wasn't supposed to sound like him bum lips why don't you get some more bum for your lips
Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-01-26 22:00:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking stupid...might have been funny if it even remotely sounded like him. Will Farrel would have done better
Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 21:49:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You have to thank Bush for that pic
I took it of him and he was thinking about dicks so hard it actually showed up in the photograph
I didn't think that was possible
I had to change my whole perception of reality
but it was worth it
he thinks about dicks hard
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-26 21:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For the picture.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-26 21:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow this was stupid.
Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 20:58:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well I'm glad you enjoyed it penis smuggler
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-01-26 20:56:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
that was, for lack of any better words, childish and retarded. like the clip on ebaum's of a ten or twelve year old kid w/ downs syndrome with shitloads of pokemon gear singing the pokemon theme song and holding a pikachu guitar.
It's great.
Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 20:48:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bush has always been an idiot
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-26 20:17:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ANYBODY SEE BUSH ON TV TODAY. WHEN HE WAS GIVING A SPEECH AND SOME CAMERA KEPT DANGLING IN HIS FACE AND DISTRACTING HIM? IT WAS funny.
Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 20:15:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey potty why dont you shut the fuck up before I shut you the fuck up!
With wit filled commentary!!!!!
Submitted by PoTtY (user info) at 2006-01-26 20:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How many alters do you have?
Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 20:09:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
They would be close
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:48:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
could have just posted a real one, would have been exactly the same.
Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:42:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Heres a little post the shlong man would like to forget about
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65670
It's him getting killed in a rip battle by yours truely
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:37:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:32:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
How many more horseshit posts can we expect from you tonight, asshead?
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Awesome, Schlong man.
Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy isn't there a rip battle for you to lose somewhere
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How many more horseshit posts can we expect from you tonight, asshead?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:30:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i hate foamy
Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:25:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
look at him!
he's really thinking about dicks!
Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:23:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Its pretty solid
I like the end the best actually
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You make Electro look like Socrates, you fucking disease.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:21:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"We can't let terrorists or fags win."
ahahahahaahHhah88ah8ha8uhahauhauihahahHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH
I stopped it there in fear of disapointment from the rest of the clip.
Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:16:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll just take your negative 1 as a plus 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:16:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
foamy auto -2
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:15:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
If it would have been coke instead of a cock I would have +2'd this.
Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:14:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know what your thinking this jerk used the wrong form of here in the first sentence hes a real Steve Martin!
well, its a pun hear, audio get over it fags


