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Bush Fucked Up When He Let This Audio Tape Get Out! (1027 hits)

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Rating: -0.72 on 54 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by 12 oz. Jesus (View user info) at 2006-01-26 19:11:16 EST


Hear is a 100 percent real clip of President Bush caught being an asshole in a speech he thought would never get out!

http://captainfoamy.com/bushspeech.html

The audio isn't great cause it's stolen from a CSPAN feed but it's all right!





This is a representation of Bush that is probably true

bush thinking about weiner.JPG (10 kB)

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Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-28 02:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

zak for pope!

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-01-27 20:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll login for foamy.

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-01-27 18:27:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-27 16:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This post is a gem

do you have a "straight" switch

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:23:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I think this is the most active I have ever seen someone in their own post.

Do you have an "off" switch?

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:14:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YAY FOAMY WOOOOOO!

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-01-27 08:35:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Am I the only one who is fed up with this sort of shit?Bush is an idiot, WE GET IT ALREADY!

Submitted by Technoboy (user info) at 2006-01-27 08:29:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Yay!
Captain Foamy!



Dickhead

Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-27 05:08:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

George Bush flosses his ass!

but ironically not his gums, even after repeated reprimands from his dentist

dumb fuck

Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:55:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

We got a monkey on the loose. He kinda reminds me of curious george. Hah...even has the same name.

Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:34:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm loving the Costanza reference

George likes his chicken spicy!

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:20:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Who are you, Captain Foamy?"

"I'm the opposite of every man you've ever met."

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:07:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-27 03:25:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You just need to continue failing at life

need I go further?



Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-01-27 01:32:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

At this point, 40 reviews, including mine.

21 Uber Reviews / 19 are your own.

Need I go further?

Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-27 00:57:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

All I know is if Jow Stalin spoke it its good enough for me



Joe Stalin once stabbed a baby in the cheek for spreading capitalist propaganda

and he was justified for doing so!

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-01-27 00:50:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hmmm a gay russian with a lisp.

Bendeth over comrade and leteth me bone you in the bundekoth.

I dont know i think the russian language sounds a bit coarse and vulger and they spit a lot.

Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-27 00:44:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm just fuckign around do I look like Shlongy

Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-27 00:36:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thats what I said I got a leather coat

since i'm typing you can't hear my gay russian lisp

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-01-27 00:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No shit a leather coat huh. I thought only gay men and russian mafia types wore leather coats.

Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-27 00:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

A leather coat and some cash

smacking hoes is cool but its way cooler with a leather coat on

you can quote me on that

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-01-27 00:12:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

So Foamy, im bored. What did santa bring you for Christmas?

Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I could do better, Your mom could have done better

she could have had a son with a buff uper body

but we are both stuck with what we got!

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

meh.

another post/site bashing bush? no way!

you can do better.

Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 22:48:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You know, I keep it real

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-01-26 22:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I should have realised this was Foamy, Only he would -2 someone that was funnier then him hehehehe.

Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 22:36:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

JGreening I missed you buddy


remember you used to call my work phone and talk dirty on my voice mail

wow you were gay

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-26 22:25:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I knew it...

Fucking Foamy.

How the shit have you not been killed yet, cock-fart?

Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 22:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It wasn't supposed to sound like him bum lips why don't you get some more bum for your lips

Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-01-26 22:00:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fucking stupid...might have been funny if it even remotely sounded like him. Will Farrel would have done better

Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 21:49:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You have to thank Bush for that pic

I took it of him and he was thinking about dicks so hard it actually showed up in the photograph

I didn't think that was possible

I had to change my whole perception of reality

but it was worth it

he thinks about dicks hard

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-26 21:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

For the picture.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-26 21:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow this was stupid.

Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 20:58:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Well I'm glad you enjoyed it penis smuggler

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-01-26 20:56:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

that was, for lack of any better words, childish and retarded. like the clip on ebaum's of a ten or twelve year old kid w/ downs syndrome with shitloads of pokemon gear singing the pokemon theme song and holding a pikachu guitar.







































It's great.

Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 20:48:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Bush has always been an idiot

Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-26 20:17:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ANYBODY SEE BUSH ON TV TODAY. WHEN HE WAS GIVING A SPEECH AND SOME CAMERA KEPT DANGLING IN HIS FACE AND DISTRACTING HIM? IT WAS funny.

Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 20:15:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Hey potty why dont you shut the fuck up before I shut you the fuck up!



With wit filled commentary!!!!!

Submitted by PoTtY (user info) at 2006-01-26 20:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

How many alters do you have?

Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 20:09:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

They would be close

Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:48:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

could have just posted a real one, would have been exactly the same.

Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:42:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Heres a little post the shlong man would like to forget about


http://www.ubersite.com/m/65670

It's him getting killed in a rip battle by yours truely

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:37:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:32:12 (#)
Ranking: -2

How many more horseshit posts can we expect from you tonight, asshead?

------------------------------------

Awesome, Schlong man.

Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Shlongy isn't there a rip battle for you to lose somewhere

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

How many more horseshit posts can we expect from you tonight, asshead?

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:30:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i hate foamy

Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:25:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

look at him!

he's really thinking about dicks!

Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:23:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Its pretty solid

I like the end the best actually

Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You make Electro look like Socrates, you fucking disease.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:21:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"We can't let terrorists or fags win."

ahahahahaahHhah88ah8ha8uhahauhauihahahHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH

I stopped it there in fear of disapointment from the rest of the clip.

Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:16:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'll just take your negative 1 as a plus 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:16:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

foamy auto -2

Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:15:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

If it would have been coke instead of a cock I would have +2'd this.

Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:14:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I know what your thinking this jerk used the wrong form of here in the first sentence hes a real Steve Martin!

well, its a pun hear, audio get over it fags


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