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OK, So I'm bored... (782 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 1.8 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (View user info) at 2006-01-26 23:00:55 EST


Since I got a new higher paying job, my spending has gone up. Way up. The first day I got the new job, I went out and bought a new 32" tv/5.1 surround sound system/$100 in games & music. Due to a slight monetary miscalculation, I had to take back the Surround sound and sit by with wonderful stereo sound! Yay! Well, since that time, my company has entered the slow stage of the year. December to mid-February is our slowest time. Since there's no work/no income, they have to cut how much they spend. Naturally, they buy everyone in the office (except for us newbies) the new Blackberry phones. Nice. Not only that, but the 3 people above me got new tablet notebooks. Nice. My company has, however, cut hours. The people who just got bumped up to salary get to go home if there's no work. They're lovin' it. I, on the other hand, hate it. Now that my big-spending bills/hospital bills (FROM JULY!!!) are just coming in, I'm flat broke. Oh hey! Let's cut my time by 2/3's! Yay! My last paycheck was for two weeks of work. I had 35 hours. Broke-ass me.

I told you that to help you understand that I'm so poor right now. I had a trip planned to Vegas (to meet up with all you motherfuckers) but that's on hold for now. So, for the past few months, I've been very bored.

I hate my life.



I feel like Carl from ATHF. alone and depressed..JPG (281 kB)

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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-01-28 12:12:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:07:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm bored too.

In other news, I just ate the most fantastic salad I've ever had in my life - fresh spinach, roast turkey breast, goat cheese, candied walnuts, fresh strawberries, and strawberry balsamic vinaigrette dressing. There are really no words to describe how incredible it was.
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that sounds good.

i think i'm gonna set my sights on making a really good salad. sounds cheap enough.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-27 17:24:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

awwww. things will get better.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:07:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm bored too.

In other news, I just ate the most fantastic salad I've ever had in my life - fresh spinach, roast turkey breast, goat cheese, candied walnuts, fresh strawberries, and strawberry balsamic vinaigrette dressing. There are really no words to describe how incredible it was.

Submitted by SamsArmy (user info) at 2006-01-27 09:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+1 ATHF
+1 Insulting female motorists (Well, she did that on her own, you just pointed it out)

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-27 08:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Things will pick up.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-27 08:50:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, at least you can take vengeful thought in knowing that the Blackberry phones and systems may be pulled off the market and shut down due to patent infringement. If you hadn't already heard about it.

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-01-27 08:29:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ouch.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 08:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude, I hate your life too.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-27 07:50:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Despite how miserable it looks, I miss Ohio.

Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-01-27 07:33:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-27 07:31:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Pathetic but amusing.

I was once skint with a case of Smirnoff Ice in my student days.

Can't touch the stuff now.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-27 05:18:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You've only yourself to blame.

Plus two for women driving badly.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-27 05:06:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Indeed.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:51:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your misery makes me smile.

Sorry.

-Dave

Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-27 03:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

shit I meant to give you a +2

Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-27 03:47:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

hahaha....you got me cracking up with that parking job.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-27 00:27:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

that looks like a lexus. lexus drivers are stupid assholes 99.99999991% of the time.

Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-27 00:20:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/82914

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Laughable. I'm sorry.

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ATHF/Adult Swim auto +2

I always thought Frylock was black.

Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:28:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

If you are bored go to http://captainfoamy.com and laugh your ass off

or work on your puny upper body!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:13:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Wow, I'd hate to work in that sort of environment. It'd be like taking a dump in a men's room without stall walls or doors.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:12:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm going through the same thing, on a lesser scale. I dont get enough hours to sustain me and I get too many to find a second job. I cant afford to eat at Taco Bell.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:08:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sympathy + file name=+2

Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:05:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You sound as bored at work as I do!

Submitted by bento (user info) at 2006-01-26 23:03:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

biscuit ass


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