Goodbye (647 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.08 on 48 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (View user info) at 2006-01-27 03:44:03 EST
Today was an interesting day. I went to work...people were very happy with the job I did. They all were very happy. I had a good lunch. Then a fated call came to me.
My girlfriend called. We had been going out for a month. But today I told her the truth...I didn't love her anymore. Ok, ok that sounds really mean and all...but I wanted to come clean with her and we will still be friends and all.
Man she cried sooo long. She had really fallen in love with me. She of course was the one who told me not to get too attached. My friends have mixed feelings. This guy "Doug" was hella happy and he hated my gf from the beginning. He called me up and he wants to throw a party. He also had this idea to call her and just start laughing at her.
This probably looks pretty stupid of me. She was my first gf, I am unnatractive and I very unlikely to get another gf while in High School (Yes I am youngun).
Why am I sharing this with you?...I have no idea and I am probably risking certain death. This probably wasn't the best of ideas because I am expecting comments that are not to kind in nature. God damnit a sad song just came on. Meh...I might regret this all in a while. But hey I think she had a right to know how I felt.
This is post is probably uberside. I hope everyone can find love in your lives. Thanks anyway.
oh and here's a cam-whore of that guy "doug."....heh this is a really bad picture btw.
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Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:16:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Have a 1. They're right - a month isnt love, but you're young. You'll figure it out.
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:04:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
or kyle, whatever.
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:03:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Doug is waiting for your cock. That explains why he hates your gf, and also that big cock-guzzling expression on his face.
Just close your eyes, it feels the same.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:38:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i need to learn to spell
+ 2 coz i rated 3 times.
if you get that much response you're clearly doing something right.
prat.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:38:14 EST (#)
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You are obviously no more than 14 years old.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:34:19 EST (#)
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just to clarify; i'm talking about the author of this post. he is a shallow moron. it makes me genuinely sad people like you exist. grow up you self indulgent little twat.
i dont know what offends me most but i think its your self-assuring tone.
"boy she had really fallen in love with me."
i'm geussing no-one will ever do that, but i can GAURENTEE after one month she was not in love with you.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:32:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-27 09:58:36 (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-27 09:44:00 (#)
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Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:45:04 (#)
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"We had been going out for a month. But today I told her the truth...I didn't love her anymore"
-2 for being so shallow. You don't know what the fuck "love" is if you think that you can fall in and out of love in only 1 month.
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what he said
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aww, what they said.
what is love?
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i think you are probably stupid enough to ingest poison fairly soon, but if not, please do not have children.
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:17:26 EST (#)
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This is post is probably uberside.
I believe you meant uber-cide. But that's just me.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:13:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Try this again when you've grown a set. Or pubes. Or both.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:07:58 EST (#)
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I think he's coming out - butt in a slightly shy way.
PEOPLE - HE NEEDS OUR HELP.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:06:38 EST (#)
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nice clock
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-27 09:58:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-27 09:44:00 (#)
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Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:45:04 (#)
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"We had been going out for a month. But today I told her the truth...I didn't love her anymore"
-2 for being so shallow. You don't know what the fuck "love" is if you think that you can fall in and out of love in only 1 month.
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what he said
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aww, what they said.
what is love?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-27 09:44:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:45:04 (#)
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"We had been going out for a month. But today I told her the truth...I didn't love her anymore"
-2 for being so shallow. You don't know what the fuck "love" is if you think that you can fall in and out of love in only 1 month.
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what he said
Submitted by SamsArmy (user info) at 2006-01-27 09:42:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This makes me sad, blog.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-27 09:36:16 EST (#)
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well at least you were honest. don't be a dick about it. and don't try to be friends that really doesn't work, especially when you put effort into it.
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2006-01-27 09:34:14 EST (#)
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This post is the same as this old one: http://www.ubersite.com/m/81177
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-27 09:31:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-27 09:24:43 (#)
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No Comment
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Hey the dude dumped his girl so he could spend more time with Doug/Kyle. I for one admire his bravery in what is, after all, an all too cruel world!
Never let the romance die!!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-27 09:24:43 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-27 09:18:02 EST (#)
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goodbye cruel world
i'm leaving you today,
goodbye,
goodbye,
goodbye,
goodbye all you people,
there's nothing you can
say to make me change my mind,
goodbye.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-27 07:29:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why the fuck would you love someone after a month of dating? It takes time numbnuts.
Submitted by Captain_Zombie (user info) at 2006-01-27 07:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
OH GOD does everyone else on this site look like that?! Why is one of your eyes bigger? You get a 2 for getting rid of that bitch and a -1 for um...yeah... (whisper: the photo)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-27 07:04:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Whose religious icons are they on the shelf? Jesus does not like the ghez menz.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-27 06:26:09 EST (#)
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If your friends hated her, she was probably a bitch anyway.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2006-01-27 06:25:05 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-27 06:19:54 EST (#)
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+1 'cause I seem to like your comments generally.
But keep away from anything that involves teenagers, relations and emotions.
That advice will do you well.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-27 06:10:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You sound quite melancholic there. This is the end.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-27 05:05:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-27 05:03:32 (#)
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I'm also confused why you called him Doug if he's called Kyle. Is Kyle a poor substitute for Doug?
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idunno what i was doing.........He's kyle.......thats the end of the story.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-27 05:03:32 EST (#)
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I'm also confused why you called him Doug if he's called Kyle. Is Kyle a poor substitute for Doug?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:54:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:48:48 (#)
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redskieslookfake....she wasn't good looking...so sorry..i aint going to post any pics...me and kyle do stupid shit together...we are good buds. I got more stupid pics of him.
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Suddenly this gets a bit too serious for Red. Guinness, if he is erm, your special friend then I didn't mean to take the piss. You follow your heart man.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:48:48 EST (#)
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saint_sebastian....your probably right...idunno...she really fell for me i guess. Who am I to judge...thanks for the comment anyway.
redskieslookfake....she wasn't good looking...so sorry..i aint going to post any pics...me and kyle do stupid shit together...we are good buds. I got more stupid pics of him.
Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"We had been going out for a month. But today I told her the truth...I didn't love her anymore"
-2 for being so shallow. You don't know what the fuck "love" is if you think that you can fall in and out of love in only 1 month.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:44:55 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:38:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:35:10 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:30:35 (#)
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Is he really called Kyle? And are you 'neutral' on him? And by that I mean do you get funny feelings in your tum tum when you see him?
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Haha...i forgot about that........ahhh who the fuck cares.. his name is kyle. I'm not gay if that's what your trying to suggest....
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Do you have lots of pictures of him on your computer?
I think you need to post pictures of your ex too - so that we can compare and contrast. Also - get some pictures of her now to show how she's really gone to seed. That kinda thing.
Think I'm in a grumpy mood today.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:35:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:30:35 (#)
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Is he really called Kyle? And are you 'neutral' on him? And by that I mean do you get funny feelings in your tum tum when you see him?
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Haha...i forgot about that........ahhh who the fuck cares.. his name is kyle. I'm not gay if that's what your trying to suggest....
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:30:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is he really called Kyle? And are you 'neutral' on him? And by that I mean do you get funny feelings in your tum tum when you see him?
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:29:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Nie_ein_Engel (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:24:18 (#)
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You seem like a relatively nice kid, and Guinness is awesome. Here ya go.
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Thanks.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:27:32 EST (#)
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You did the right thing, girlfriends are for fags.
Relationship probably needed more rape anyway.
Submitted by Nie_ein_Engel (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:24:18 EST (#)
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You seem like a relatively nice kid, and Guinness is awesome. Here ya go.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:23:08 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:23:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Nie_ein_Engel (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:05:31 (#)
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You know...I just gotta say...it doesn't look like this "Doug" guy is in any position to be picky.
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ahaha...nice comment. The funny thing is..."doug's" dad is named doug.....i sorta messed up there.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:05:52 EST (#)
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Remember-
Down the highway, not across the street.
Submitted by Nie_ein_Engel (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:05:31 EST (#)
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You know...I just gotta say...it doesn't look like this "Doug" guy is in any position to be picky.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:04:09 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Nie_ein_Engel (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:03:18 EST (#)
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"I see" said the blind man to his deaf wife, as he pissed into the wind. "It's all coming back to me now."
Submitted by maxmouse (user info) at 2006-01-27 04:00:16 EST (#)
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Damn you, posting stuff like that on Uber is like going to the proctologist's office for a rectal exam and hopping not to get the "finger"...
BENDOVER AND COUGH... -2
(hope you thought more about your relationship then you obviously thought about posting this here)
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-27 03:57:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-27 03:54:39 (#)
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This sounds emo. Really it does. I'm miserable because of something I did - but I don't care diary. I'll regret this one day I'm sure.
etc etc
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Nah, nah....I am happy I told her. She's better now. I am sorta neutral on the issue.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-27 03:54:39 EST (#)
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This sounds emo. Really it does. I'm miserable because of something I did - but I don't care diary. I'll regret this one day I'm sure.
etc etc
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2006-01-27 03:47:14 EST (#)
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Dude - it was a month. (grumbles about teenagers)
Give her a week and she will be banging jocks in your backyard to make herself feel better.