Highly Inflammable (703 hits)
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Submitted by Attemptuous (View user info) at 2006-01-27 05:20:58 EST
So, I'm walking to lunch the other day and I see this vehicle parked outside of our Dining Facility. Now, at first glance I thought - holy shit, this is the funniest and stupedist thing I've ever seen...but before Caulaincourt or some other gheytron decides to look up the meaning of the word "inflammable" to make me look silly, let me say - yes, "inflammable" means the same thing as "Flammable" - think inflammed, like your hemmorhoids after a night of solid ass pounding.
The thing is, though, that it's counter-intuitive. If you saw a huge gasoline tanker that was painted with the warning, "Highly Inflammable" you'd look twice, too. Which makes me think, it's quite possible that this is a new terrorist plot. That's right - the hajji's have a plan to bomb US installations in Iraq using bombs painted with this kind of confusing camoflauge - they call it confusiflauge, except they don't speak English, so in Arabic it sounds like "dirka dirka mohammad confusiflauge." The whole idea, according to the latest intel sources, is based off of the Jedi Mind Tricks that allowed Obi Wan, Luke, and the Droids pass a checkpoint unassailed ("These are not the droids you are looking for").
Here are the latest intel photos -
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:46:19 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/83025
For you two tards.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:21:30 EST (#)
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Wow. Great arguments by both sides, what with the mom jokes and all.
Just one thing; if you're going to insult each other's intelligence, make sure you have proper grammar and spelling to back you up.
This was like watching pre-schoolers fight.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:35:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:31:09 (#)
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wait... does this mean we're not going to get the diagram and sock puppets?
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The answer is obviously Yes, No or Maybe.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:31:09 EST (#)
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wait... does this mean we're not going to get the diagram and sock puppets?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:27:57 EST (#)
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And just in case you weren't aware already, only 1 -2 counts on your post.
If I rate it -2 once, my overall rating = -2
If I rate it -2 100 times, my overall rating = -2
It doesn't affect your overall rating until I change it.
e.g 1 x -2 and 1 x +2 = Overall rating of 0
1 x +2 and 1 x +1 = Overall rating of 1.5
I get the feeling that you may not know this. I didn't realise for awhile after I joined up.
Also, cut the retaliatory -2's from your repertoire. They don't bother me but other pigfuckers like JGreening will complain to Bart and he will revoke your ratings or ban you. Just a head's up for future reference.
On a side note, I'm an Australian, that is why I neither sympathise nor care about the war in Iraq. That doesn't mean I don't have respect or admiration for the soldiers who are fighting there. Patriotism is important and they are prepared to do what their government tells them in an effort to keep their country safe.
I'm a bit of a cynic, as you can probably tell and, I feel there are ulterior motives for them going to war over there. I may be right, I may be wrong but I can't change the way I feel.
Anyway, I need to get back to work for awhile. Nice duelling with you.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:26:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Attemptuous, im not going to condicend you and say 'dont worry about him.. and whatever,' because your an army dude, and you can cleary look after yourself. Im going in too, next september i start training and can't WAIT.
I run accross people like sphagnum all the time, and im sure you do as well. So im sure, like me, you couldnt give the steam of your piss about him.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:19:46 EST (#)
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1) The 'war' in Iraq topic was introduced by some other moron.
-so? your the hardcase flexing your MIGHTY INTERNET POWER making life difficult for the newb.
2) Ratings don't put food on my table, therefore I couldn't give a flying fuck.
- not done by me
3) Support whatever you want. I care little about you or anyone else on this forum.
-You clearly do, because your clearly PISSED OFF bro
I can't be bothered with the rest
I tried to communicate everything in 'simpleton' just to make sure you would be able to understand.
-Oh cool, another example of your legendary repartee there
Let me know if you are confused by any of this. I'd be more than happy to draw you a diagram or make some hand puppets.
-please do. I cant understand why your such a jackass, so as you'd be happy to make a diagram and sock puppets, go for it. When can i expect it? Are you going to post them on ubersite or mail it to me? - staccers.at.hotmail.com go for it.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:18:27 EST (#)
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Anywho, I think you guys might be getting a little bit worked up over this.
Just let me know the next time you want to generate some heat in your posts and I'll be back.
Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:17:26 EST (#)
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Wha? You can draw? Oh, I've got to see this!
Go ahead, please, draw me a picture. If it's anything like you're writing skills, we're all in for a -2 fest.
And by the way...why would I mind the verbal warfare if I don't mind the real kind of warfare...you know, the kind with my dick up your mom's ass?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:14:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:08:24 (#)
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"spend his whole life depriving worthwhile people of Oxygen."
Oh WOW aphag, you think of that all by your lil' old self? Picture me impressed! Its not like that phrase isnt used by everybody for eveything! In fact, if your really wanted to encapsulate 'bland' why not just say 'Fuck off!'?
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I was trying to use imagery to make it easier for you to understand.
I didn't realise I was dealing with a "jeeneeus"
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:14:19 EST (#)
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Jesus, you guys want some cheese with that wine?
Let it go...
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:12:18 EST (#)
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I think we need to backtrack, dipshit.
1) The 'war' in Iraq topic was introduced by some other moron.
2) Ratings don't put food on my table, therefore I couldn't give a flying fuck.
3) Support whatever you want. I care little about you or anyone else on this forum.
4) If you're sticking around, get used to the shit-slinging warfare, it never ends, and it comes from everyone.
5) Threatening physical harm against someone you don't even know on the internet is fucking lame. If you are wondering whether I was intimidated by it, read my previous 7 reviews.
I tried to communicate everything in 'simpleton' just to make sure you would be able to understand.
Let me know if you are confused by any of this. I'd be more than happy to draw you a diagram or make some hand puppets.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:08:24 EST (#)
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"spend his whole life depriving worthwhile people of Oxygen."
Oh WOW aphag, you think of that all by your lil' old self? Picture me impressed! Its not like that phrase isnt used by everybody for eveything! In fact, if your really wanted to encapsulate 'bland' why not just say 'Fuck off!'?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:04:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:59:01 (#)
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Sphagnum, your so typical of every bedwetting liberal out there. Yeah, your an internet hardcase, but when it comes down to it, even if you were against a midget cripple in an iron lung you would still end up with "you're not worth fighting, see if I give a shit."
I dont care what you beleive in or not. your just another worthless internet-hobo out there with nothing to contribute except for the note youve scrawled your parents find, having shot yourself as your too much of a pussy to jump off a building.
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Um, I'm not the one who threatened actual physical harm against anyone. What I was trying to do is manipulate the little pixels on my screen so that they represent words which you have little-to-know hope of ever understanding.
I've obviously been successful because your illiterate, little redneck ass is back here spewing out bullshit that doesn't make sense.
Wait, I know how to be cool! I'll jump off a building.
You're a pathetic sack of shit who will spend his whole life depriving worthwhile people of Oxygen.
Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-01-27 11:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:40:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
What kind of a fag gets so worked up over a -2? I suggest you leave this site right now or after your next post, you'll develop an acute aneurism.
Fucking toolbox, Why don't you suck my off while I fist fuck your mom?
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Did a little research here...
I'm relatively new to posting on Ubersite - and my current average rating is +0.37
Looking at Sphagnum's data, after posting 6 times his average rating was -0.37 - not only THAT, but this guy's rating after 12 posts went even further in the hole to -0.45
So - yes, you're current rating is much better at a 0.77, but man, you need to fucking lay off. Given that my current rating is twice as good as yours was at half the number of posts, I'd say that you have some fucking nerve calling anyone a FAG - and to be honest, it's not the -2 that bothers me - it's the fact that, just because I'm in Iraq, you think that I support this war and you think that you get to fucking insult me. So you know what, jizz-for-brains?
Fuck off. You have ceased to amuse me.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know what the world needs? More 'soldiers' like you who are trained in the art of conflict resolution. All we need is enough pacifiers, diapers and jumpsuits and we'd all live in harmony until the end of time.
I bet you were one of those fags who spent the whole tourr crying like a bitch and propositioning all the other guys in your unit for a "cuddle with benefits".
Start at the very first post that I put up and go through the whole lot of them with your -2's. It will make sure that they all do a stint on the MRR tonight and I'll probably go down .00005 of a 'who gives a fuck' point.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:59:01 EST (#)
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Sphagnum, your so typical of every bedwetting liberal out there. Yeah, your an internet hardcase, but when it comes down to it, even if you were against a midget cripple in an iron lung you would still end up with "you're not worth fighting, see if I give a shit."
I dont care what you beleive in or not. your just another worthless internet-hobo out there with nothing to contribute except for the note youve scrawled your parents find, having shot yourself as your too much of a pussy to jump off a building.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHA! confirming my theory about your infancy.
There are 144 posts under my name. See if you can get through them all twice. I'll be busy crying in the corner.
What a loser. At least your idiocy has given me a well needed laugh tonight.
I'll see you when you get here too "tear me limb from limb", Mcgyver.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:50:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:44:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 for not being chilled out like cool people are
+10 for being in Iraq doing the work of bedwetting prepubescent pinko's like Sphagnum.
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Sphagnum doesn't give a fuck about Iraq, dipshit. He's not a brainwashed idiot like you are.
Sending people on a wild goose chase in the middle of the desert to take the mind off the obvious problems back at home is not a noble cause in my eyes.
Anyway, the more idiotic Americans that die over there, the better.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:44:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 for not being chilled out like cool people are
+10 for being in Iraq doing the work of bedwetting prepubescent pinko's like Sphagnum.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:40:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What kind of a fag gets so worked up over a -2? I suggest you leave this site right now or after your next post, you'll develop an acute aneurism.
Fucking toolbox, Why don't you suck my off while I fist fuck your mom?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:38:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
BTW, the "limb from limb" part actually made me smile. Since when do they have computers at daycare?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:37:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:26:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 09:49:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-01-27 09:14:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 08:12:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope someone shoots you in the face... And not with their dick either, like your "mommy" does.
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That's nice...coming from someone who still humps a pillow at night.
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When I want your opinion, I'll pull the chain, fucko.
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That's nice. You had better hope that we never run into each other at an Ubercon, because I'll freaking rip you limb from limb.
IN other news, notice how Sphagnum only has negative things to say? Let's all just agree that he's a fucking moron who doesn't recognize his own angst toward his "mother" and how she always laughed at his small penis.
That is all.
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I'm not the child threatening people on the internet, jerkoff.
When you create something worthwhile, I will have something positive to say about it. Unfotunately, my life span is not 5 million years so you will never get to experience my positivity.
In other news, can someone tell me who this insignificant fuckbag is and why I should care? I've been racking my brain and can't seem to come up with an answer.
Email me on sebastianeatscock.at.mealtimes.com
Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-01-27 10:26:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 09:49:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-01-27 09:14:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 08:12:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope someone shoots you in the face... And not with their dick either, like your "mommy" does.
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That's nice...coming from someone who still humps a pillow at night.
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When I want your opinion, I'll pull the chain, fucko.
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That's nice. You had better hope that we never run into each other at an Ubercon, because I'll freaking rip you limb from limb.
IN other news, notice how Sphagnum only has negative things to say? Let's all just agree that he's a fucking moron who doesn't recognize his own angst toward his "mother" and how she always laughed at his small penis.
That is all.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2006-01-27 09:51:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
-2 for the text
+1 for the pics
Sorry man, this just isn't good
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 09:49:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-01-27 09:14:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 08:12:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope someone shoots you in the face... And not with their dick either, like your "mommy" does.
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That's nice...coming from someone who still humps a pillow at night.
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When I want your opinion, I'll pull the chain, fucko.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-27 09:46:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you saw a huge gasoline tanker that was painted with the warning, "Highly Inflammable" you'd look twice, too.
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No, I wouldn't. Intuitively, I'd assume a gasoline tanker was full of flammable, or inflammable gasoline no matter which variation appeared on it. Because I know what both words mean. I have, since I was like, 8 years old.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-01-27 09:42:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Just for the Team America reference! "FUCK YEAH"
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-27 09:38:08 EST (#)
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heh.
Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-01-27 09:14:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 08:12:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope someone shoots you in the face... And not with their dick either, like your "mommy" does.
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That's nice...coming from someone who still humps a pillow at night.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 08:12:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope someone shoots you in the face... And not with their dick either, like your "mommy" does.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-01-27 07:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think it's odd that "Gulf Catering Co." is delivering fuel.
I always thought "catering" meant food.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-01-27 06:01:45 EST (#)
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I want a Hammas sammich.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-27 05:37:17 EST (#)
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This was almost a negative rating.
"dirka dirka mohammad confusiflauge." saved you.
-Dave
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-27 05:32:25 EST (#)
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This is a 'meh' post. You know it.