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The nature of ubersite (1350 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -0.14 on 53 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by jeveux... (View user info) at 2006-01-27 12:07:37 EST


And one out of six isn't too bad.

Yes i AM aware of the irony.

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Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-03-10 09:06:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!

Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-03-05 13:59:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

keep writing 'loss!' i miss those

Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-18 05:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Well this was utter cock.

Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-01-30 00:52:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-01-29 19:53:30 (#)
Ranking: 1

+2 for making a good point
-2 for starting that stupid fucking bandwagon
+1 because you proved your point by starting that stupid fucking bandwagon

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i know, wonderful isn't it.

you can't imagine my delight at knowing a stoned 18 year old can post two lines, and a screenshot and provoke so many, without saying nary a hard word.

he was just sitting, laughing at them all.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-01-29 19:53:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

+2 for making a good point
-2 for starting that stupid fucking bandwagon
+1 because you proved your point by starting that stupid fucking bandwagon

Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-28 07:04:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

wtf is this nonsense, you're a fucking spastic.

Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-01-27 23:10:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-27 16:01:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-27 15:13:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:32:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

And if you're going to do it with her, do it with all of her posts.
Your sample set is a bit misleading.

Hell, do it with mine. Between the Uberbury Tales, the UberMas stuff I did, the 'What's in a Name' series, and fuck knows whatever other bullshit I've spun in the last month and a half, I've blown this place more than my ex-wife's blown her co-workers.
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And lord knows half of that blowing has been between the two of us alone, O-Man.

They say a successful entrepeneur markets to his audience. Well, I used to write more original stories, but Uber-related stuff is what Uber wants, so that's what Uber gets. It's hardly worth the effort to post an original story that will just be mocked or ripped to shreds anymore.

Would I like to see that change? DEFINITELY. Will it change? Doubtful in the near future, but eventually. A year ago, Uber was chock full of original stories and few photoshops...now the pendulum has swung the other way for the time being. It'll swing back eventually, but the rankings determine what is encouraged.

Based, of course, on the principle that HONEST RATINGS are implicit and key to each post.

That being said, this post is a solid 0 - "worth reading."

Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-01-27 14:15:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-27 14:11:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

I am full of admiration for people who post actual content on uber. You could spend hours on something only for nobody to read it, or it be -2'd to death or trashed by the retards.

I liked the uberwisdom post.

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my sentiments entirely.

i quite enjoyed the uberwisdom post as well,

the -2 i slapped on it was more symbolic than anything else and was balanced by a +2 on a better post.


Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-27 14:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am full of admiration for people who post actual content on uber. You could spend hours on something only for nobody to read it, or it be -2'd to death or trashed by the retards.

I liked the uberwisdom post.

Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

below is an example of someone who does not post about ubersite, or anything at all.

but somehow he STILL understood the post.

Submitted by DrRobertHand (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:46:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:44:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:37:28 (#)
Ranking: 1

Huh?


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i think he's joking.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Huh?

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:36:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The REAL nature of ubersite :- http://www.ubersite.com/m/83025

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Huh?

Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:29:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:26:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

-2 for the post.

+4 for confusing the fuck out of a lot of people

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honestly, did it confuse you too?

did anyone actually understand this very simple point?

or a people so used to controversy and unconstructive criticism on this site that when something is neither cutting nor rude they cannot understand it?

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:26:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

-2 for the post.

+4 for confusing the fuck out of a lot of people.

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:16:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

wha...?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:10:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:18:42 (#)
Ranking: -2

make sense next time, okay?

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:10:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Did I miss something when I was at lunch?

Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-01-27 13:06:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

what the fuck was the point of this?

Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:42:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:18:09 (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't fuck with my girl.

Leilani is the Rox00r and you are the Sux00r.

I am coming after you. And there will be NO cupcake when I'm done.

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wtf?

Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:40:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

orgasmatron.

yes, i could have used you to make the same point.

i didn't think it would matter who i did it with.
leilani seemed vaguely suitable (in the 2 seconds of thought i gave it) because there was that nice little sample with 5 uber-based posts and one concise, well-written piece of writing.
yes i was expressing my opinion that those pieces are of much more value.

YES i was raising the point that i think more posts should be like that.

"ORIGINAL CONTENT" seems to have lost some of its meaning.

i was trying to raise the point moderately though.

I DO NOT THINK all uber related posts are crap. many are. (e.g. this one)

that is why i used her.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:37:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:32:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

And if you're going to do it with her, do it with all of her posts.
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REALLY! What kind of a girl do you think I AM!?!?!?

(don't answer that)

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:32:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yup. i get it now.

it's still meh though. sorry.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:32:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

And if you're going to do it with her, do it with all of her posts.
Your sample set is a bit misleading.

Hell, do it with mine. Between the Uberbury Tales, the UberMas stuff I did, the 'What's in a Name' series, and fuck knows whatever other bullshit I've spun in the last month and a half, I've blown this place more than my ex-wife's blown her co-workers.

Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:26:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:20:34 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:17:34 (#)
Ranking: -2

I mean, I get what you're doing here, but it's pointless just the same.
Should have saved it for Thursday.
--

i seriously don't get it o-tron. i'm assuming it's some kind of a crack at me or what i post?

but i missed the day in class where we learned to crack codes.


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no no no no....

no more a crack at you than it is at me. LEILANI its not a crack at you at all... although i'm sure you'll be flattered that people defend you.


Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:26:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Is the point that a majority of the stuff posted revolves around Ubersite itself? If so that really is a fairly weak topic.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:24:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:23:00 (#)
Ranking: -2

I think what he's done is create a post about Ubersite to make an observation about how the majority of people's posts are about Ubersite.

Is that right?

If so, you're a fucking idiot.
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ohhhh. ok

fascinating

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I think what he's done is create a post about Ubersite to make an observation about how the majority of people's posts are about Ubersite.

Is that right?

If so, you're a fucking idiot.


Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:21:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hello? Beverly! How the hell- what?! NO!! Old Chester? A palimino? They're beautiful! Ye-es! They're gorgeous! Beautiful, golden fur! Uh-huh! Yes! Why, I've got all the time in the world!


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i laughed.

and mistressfist --- i wasn't having a go at her. not at all.

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:21:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Nevermind, it showed up the second time. I shouldn't have bothered, and neither should you.

Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hello? Beverly! How the hell- what?! NO!! Old Chester? A palimino? They're beautiful! Ye-es! They're gorgeous! Beautiful, golden fur! Uh-huh! Yes! Why, I've got all the time in the world!

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:20:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:17:34 (#)
Ranking: -2

I mean, I get what you're doing here, but it's pointless just the same.
Should have saved it for Thursday.
--

i seriously don't get it o-tron. i'm assuming it's some kind of a crack at me or what i post?

but i missed the day in class where we learned to crack codes.

Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:20:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:16:56 (#)
Ranking: -2

a) seriously, explain?

b)am i supposed to be honored that you took a screenshot of my user page and made some pointless comments on it?

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a) ask orgasmatron, he understands it.
b) no, but don't take it as a stab at you, it certainly is not intended to be.

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:19:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The picture didn't come through on my computer. What the hell was it?

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:18:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

make sense next time, okay?

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Whatever the point is, it belongs back in your ass where it came from.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:18:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't fuck with my girl.

Leilani is the Rox00r and you are the Sux00r.

I am coming after you. And there will be NO cupcake when I'm done.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I mean, I get what you're doing here, but it's pointless just the same.
Should have saved it for Thursday.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:16:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

seriously, explain?

am i supposed to be honored that you took a screenshot of my user page and made some pointless comments on it?

Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:16:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:09:31 (#)
Ranking: 0

What exactly is your point?

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work it out.

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CAULAINCOURT -2 was nice.
i got to him.
Now i just need one from the (somewhat nicer) tigerlilly.



Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:15:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Pointless.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:14:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

?????????

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:14:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for my name being Underlined.

I don't know why.

I don't understand anything about this.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:13:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

On the "giving a fuck-o-meter" this rates as an "I don't."

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:13:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ta mere est un putain sale.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

that is all

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:11:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

that leilani post. I'm in that one.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:09:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

tuveuxperdre ?

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:09:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What exactly is your point?


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