Bride + Ferarri = Hilarious Wedding Accident!!!!!111!!!wun!! (1357 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.45 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Hair (View user info) at 2006-01-28 09:12:46 EST
I am not really one for schadenfreude, but on tonight's news I saw a couple who had been involved in an accident on their wedding day.
In a Ferrari.
Something happened, they fucked up something and the car goes smashing into a concrete wall, and the bride and groom end up in hospital.
NORMALLY this kind of thing would not be a source of mirth.
There is something thrilling to me to see someone's "happiest day of thier life" so utterly and wretchedly torn asunder.
And make the news.
I have to go and wring out my fundies now.
http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/bride-and-groom-in-hospital-after-ferrari-crash/2006/01/28/1138319487048.html
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-04-16 22:31:22 EDT (#)
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You really do dig deep, don't you Dr?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-04-16 21:48:10 EDT (#)
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Another dumpalink/IAMBORED link=?
Why is your shit rated positively? I don't get it. All you produce here is worthless link-content.
Why are you idiots rating this guy positively?
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:59:53 EST (#)
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aren't fundies the underwear for a couple to wear at the same time?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-04 05:30:11 EST (#)
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i don't know dude. i think i blew my funny fuse...
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-29 20:34:46 EST (#)
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hm....+2 for wrecked car....-2 who gives.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-28 18:47:56 EST (#)
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It's all true...except for the hilarious part.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-01-28 18:31:40 EST (#)
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Here's an article with an image of the tubby bride: http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/wedding-ferrari-comes-to-crashing-halt/2006/01/28/1138319491195.html
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-01-28 18:27:24 EST (#)
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"sir, you do realize that the Ferrari is just a 2 seater?"
that's a Mondial, which has 4 seats
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-01-28 15:21:09 EST (#)
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meh
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-01-28 14:32:26 EST (#)
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"If it were now to die, 'twere now to be most happy"
Submitted by MisterCeltic (user info) at 2006-01-28 14:27:28 EST (#)
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+1 for you but... an enormous -2 for the queer that rented a Ferrari for his wedding and then needed someone else to drive it.
"I'd like to pay an exorbitant amount of money to rent an Italian super-car."
"Certainly sir, would this Ferrari do?"
"It's beautiful, my wife will love it, but I'll need an automatic transmission because I was raised as a girl and don't know how to drive stick."
"I'm afraid that the 6-speed is the only option, sir."
"Might I also rent a driver?"
"Yes, sir I think my 12 year old nephew is free and he knows how to operate a manual transmission but sir, you do realize that the Ferrari is just a 2 seater?"
"My wife can sit in the luggage rack, it's a Ferrari, she'll love it. Happy wedding day honey."
I hope this clown never sees another blow job the rest of his life.
Submitted by Norman (user info) at 2006-01-28 11:07:36 EST (#)
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Does a "malfunction", as the article states, include the bride running her teeth on the underside on the grooms cock?
Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2006-01-28 10:09:16 EST (#)
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+2 for anyone from Craigieburn getting hurt.
Stupid house and land package buyers. I bet they were ugly too.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-01-28 09:52:30 EST (#)
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What a waste of a perfectly good Ferrari.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-28 09:33:34 EST (#)
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hahah