Who Is The Girl In Bart-Bart's Winnebago? (1273 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicLabels: CaptainThorns_music
Rating: 1.56 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2006-01-28 12:13:27 EST
Another creative musical inspiration of mine. Damn I love a capella music.
Lyrics - good. Recording - not so good. But I didn't want to put more than a few hours effort into this post. I've got other things to get done this weekend. Enjoy!
Who is the girl in Bart-Bart's Winnebago?
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Well she sneaks around the site claiming she's from Carolina
She's a sticky-fingered belcher doing poon shots on her knees
She'll let you take a ride in her cavernous vagina
Tell me, who is the girl in Bart-Bart's Winnebago?
She posts emu diarrhea, makes Pentameter cry "Peener!"
Must've made bart an offer that he couldn't refuse
If you long for something cleaner, look for Carol Richard's wiener
Tell me, who is the girl in Bart-Bart's Winnebago?
It could be flyingbuttmonkey, or ghola or Jeanneee,
Or ahumblefool with his hairless nutsack!
Well, she'll ransack AllyJeans and write a tale posed as Merlina,
Then she'll stick a thumb up her butt while she rapes Caulincourt.
She put the miss in Mrs. Flibble when her coo began to dribble
Tell me, who is the girl in Bart-Bart's Winnebago?
Oh, tell me, who is that girl...tell me, who could she be?
The Mistress of Fist, Munkeypants or leilani, Professional Peon, or Holly Golitely!
Well she slides upon his lobe, and she'll upload every evening
She's a drunk and dashing diva, works at a distillery
Her Word dictionary's loaded up with Uber violations
Tell me, who is the girl in Bart-Bart's Winnebago?
thornapella.mp3 (1 MB) [audio/mpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-23 22:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fahbulous!
Submitted by Ditka (user info) at 2006-02-08 14:20:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:11:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
silly
You know, the best way to a woman's heart is to immortalize their name in song...
Although I'm pretty sure that only applies if the rest of the lyrics don't include the phrase: "She'll let you take a ride in her cavernous vagina".
But I could be wrong.
Submitted by SamsArmy (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:17:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 Parody
+1 Rockapella
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-30 08:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-01-28 12:21:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is just pure genius in a Weird Al Yankovic sort of way. Hopefully this mp3 isn't lost on the masses that choose to ignore ubersite on the weekend.
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I have faith that it will be picked up this morning by the regulars. :p
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-01-30 05:09:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-01-28 12:21:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is just pure genius in a Weird Al Yankovic sort of way. Hopefully this mp3 isn't lost on the masses that choose to ignore ubersite on the weekend.
Awesome.
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-01-29 15:31:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
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yeah.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-29 18:41:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-29 10:57:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
That said, the mix seemed as though it could have used either a little less volume on the background doo-woping, or a little more volume on the main words. It was a little muddy, and made the words a bit difficult to understand.
Of course, that could just be the fact that my speakers are infinitely crappy. I don't know. But, uhm, yeah. Just my not-so-professional opinion.
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No, you're right, the mix was not balanced properly. Like I said...I only wanted to invest 1-2 hours tops on recording and mixing, so I settled for less in terms of quality. I will likely redo it when I get more spare time, but I just had to get the lyrics out of my head and into a sound file. :)
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-01-29 15:49:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
alrighty.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-01-29 15:31:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-01-29 14:51:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-01-29 12:35:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-01-29 12:19:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That you put this much effort into it deserves a +2. Reminds me a little of the fact that I'm recording a cover of "Uncle John's Band" with full vocal arrangement.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-29 11:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It could be flyingbuttmonkey, or ghola or Jeanneee,
Or ahumblefool with his hairless nutsack!
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mmmmm... smooth nutsack.
WTF!
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-29 10:57:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That said, the mix seemed as though it could have used either a little less volume on the background doo-woping, or a little more volume on the main words. It was a little muddy, and made the words a bit difficult to understand.
Of course, that could just be the fact that my speakers are infinitely crappy. I don't know. But, uhm, yeah. Just my not-so-professional opinion.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-29 10:53:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it. Even if my name wasn't in it.
*weeps*
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-01-29 03:28:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-28 18:13:11 (#)
Ranking: 1
Who put the bart, in the bart shoo bart, and who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
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Aw damn. Shlongy finally went completely gay.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-29 02:20:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, the possibilities inherent to an Uber 'Carmen Sandiego' to-do.
Patty Larceny, Vic the Slick, the Contessa, Jim Shorts, Eartha Brute...so many V.I.L.E. henchmen to hunt down.
Jesus....why can I pull these names out of my ass but not remember the exact address I lived at when I was in high school? Or most of what I learned in geometry in high school, for that matter.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-01-29 01:46:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus-Two, and I'LL TELL YOUSE WHY...
A few days ago, my mother requested a mix CD for her car, so I made one and stuck a weird sound file in the middle of the tracks to throw her off, spoofing Rockapella and the Carmen Sandiego theme.
I tell you, I just heard this today, and I did not expect to hear something like this. AT ALL. IT'S FUCKING EERIE...
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-29 00:18:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
:)
Retalitory -2.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-28 18:13:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Who put the bart, in the bart shoo bart, and who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Submitted by Misanthropic (user info) at 2006-01-28 15:20:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Right
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-01-28 13:52:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2.
This is going on my mp3 player permanently.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-28 13:17:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-28 13:10:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
It's disturbing how much you suck as a human being.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-28 13:05:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
San Diego,
You're a fuck-o.
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Ooooh-weeee, retaliatory -2s!!
Submitted by MyOwnLittleWorld (user info) at 2006-01-28 13:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
great
Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-01-28 13:10:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-28 13:10:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's disturbing how much you suck as a human being.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-28 13:05:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-28 13:05:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
San Diego,
You're a fuck-o.
:)
Submitted by hispaint (user info) at 2006-01-28 12:32:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you say "Bart Bart's Weenie Bagel?"
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-28 12:30:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M IN A SONG
Namedropping Auto +2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-28 12:26:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome! Uber inspired mp3 posts are the best. It sounded like you had a whole group in there!
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-01-28 12:21:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is just pure genius in a Weird Al Yankovic sort of way. Hopefully this mp3 isn't lost on the masses that choose to ignore ubersite on the weekend.
Awesome.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-28 12:15:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Incidentally, there are EXTREMELY few words that rhyme with "San Diego."