Sorry I Stabbed You In The Leg, Gus Gus! (1690 hits)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (View user info) at 2006-01-28 15:55:47 EST
Last night my friends John, Brandon, and Gus Gus (we call him Gus Gus because his name is Gus, he looks like the fat mouse from Cinderella, and it pisses him off) decided to go to a bar and drag me along even though I was tired as hell since I hadn't slept in over 24 hours and didn't feel like going. By the time we left the bar, all of us were beyond wasted. John suggested we all go back to my apartment and continue the drinking there. Don't you just love it when your friends just volunteer your house without asking first? Fucking asshole.
Once we got to my place, Gus Gus was a little too drunk so he went in my room to rest on my bed until things stopped spinning. I guess he started rummaging through the drawers in my room and under my bed because he came out with a huge, stupid grin on his face and his hands were hidden behind his back.
"Hey ass-oles! Guesssssss what I fucking found!" Gus Gus slurred as he tried desperately to stay upright. He pulled out a machete from behind his back (I sort of collect knives, swords, and other sharp things. Yeah, I know I'm weird). John jumped up and grabbed the machete and started waving it around like a light saber while shouting "Look, I'm fucking Darth Vader! Reeoor reeeeeeeeeeor, koosh koosh!" Now, I haven't seen any of the Star Wars movies so I'm assuming that's not the sound the light sabers make but whatever makes John happy. Anyway, Gus Gus was upset about his new toy being taken away and stumbled back into my room. When he came out, he had a butterfly knife and was trying to open and close it. I yelled at him to quit going through my shit and give me the god damned knife before he cuts his finger off.
Gus tossed the knife to me -without closing it- and of course my dumb ass reached out to grab it. As it slid through my fingers, it cut my middle finger and blood started pouring down my hand. Poor Gus Gus didn't realize what was wrong and asked what happened so I flipped him off with my bloody finger and yelled "you almost cut off my finger, jackass!"
Once we got my finger to stop bleeding, somehow we ended up in my room throwing some throwing knives at a dart board on the back of my door. What? I never said we were the smartest bunch. Aside from the fact that our aim was horrible and I had a few extra holes in the door, our game was going pretty smoothly until it was my turn. I don't remember how but one of the knives I threw ended up hitting Gus Gus in his thigh a few inches above his knee.
Gus Gus dropped to the floor and started shrieking a high pitched little girl scream but I was amazed he didn't cry. Always the smart ass, Brandon said "Well I guess you guys are even now, huh?" Since I live in California and throwing knives are illegal here, Brandon didn't want to go to the emergency room. He turned to Gus and said "Come on dude, don't be such a pussy. Pull that shit out and suck it up or leave it in. It looks kind of cool and I bet you'll get pity lays all the time with a knife sticking out of your leg. Chicks dig that sort of thing."
John drove and kept yelling at us not to get blood in his car. I sat in the backseat with Gus while Brandon sat in the front and laughed at us the whole way to the hospital. We waited about an hour to be seen because a knife sticking out of someone's leg isn't important enough to get in right away. Once we were seated in an exam room, I hit my hand on a chair so it started bleeding again. The doctor came in and since I was standing in front of Gus, the first thing he saw was my finger and he said I'd need stitches. Brandon pointed to Gus and said "I think this guy might need them a little more."
Luckily the knife wasn't too deep because of the angle it landed in so the doctor just gave him some lidocaine and pulled it out without any trouble. Gus Gus got seven stitches and I got three. We were questioned by the cops and they confiscated my knife but no one went to jail so I'd say the night ended pretty well.
So Gus Gus, I'm really sorry for yelling at you when you sliced up my finger and I'm sorry about the whole knife in the leg thing. I love ya Gus Gus and I hope you're not still mad at me!
I took this picture when I got home from the hospital last night. I look dead tired but look at my super cool bandage that I've got to wear to immobilize my finger so I don't rip it open again. I refused to wear the stupid finger brace thing so they made me wear that instead.
User Reviews
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-21 15:59:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-21 15:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MIND IF I PARK MY HUMMER ON YOUR FUCKING WIDE FACE?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-12-21 15:24:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a fucking mentalist Julie.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-03 17:44:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahah. i like when drunk people play with sharp things.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-03 17:34:51 EST (#)
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Yep, Caul, I've got to agree with Berty here. She was a hippie. It's ok though. I've liked one or two hippie chicks that were clean and nice smelling before too. And no, that doesn't mean I'm a lesbian.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-03 10:47:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-03 10:29:41 (#)
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For the record, she wasn't a hippie per say. She dressed like one. She was a university art teacher.
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If it looks like a hippy, sounds like a hippy and works a hippy job then it's a hippy.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-03 10:29:41 EST (#)
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For the record, she wasn't a hippie per say. She dressed like one. She was a university art teacher.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-03 08:18:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"You also have to admit guys like to be told things like they're good in bed or the best at something. It's all about ego and making someone feel better about themselves and more special than anyone else. I think it's just human nature."
+2 eloquence and because I agree.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-02 22:13:56 EST (#)
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and another for good measure. i hate girls like you.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-02 22:12:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-02 21:52:16 (#)
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"Since I'm an American(I know, even I hate me for it), all I've ever been exposed to really is the American version of beauty and I couldn't agree with you more about that subject."
i was going to +2 until i saw this comment. get the fuck out of our country if you hate it so much you piece of shit.
DIE CUNT
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-02 21:52:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-02 18:23:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just pulling your chain to make you talk :-) Although, you can't deny that if there is one thing that woman really like it's being told that they're beautiful (whatever that means for you).
Of course if you refer to the american version of beauty (which is exported here and everywhere else) that consist of looking like silicon, I understand your disdain. Today's fasion industry mistakes nudity for feminity.
The only girl I had a crush on in my life is a terribly dressed loose hippie girl (minus the lack of hygiene).
Plastic people suck.
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I suppose most women do like to be told they're beautiful. You also have to admit guys like to be told things like they're good in bed or the best at something. It's all about ego and making someone feel better about themselves and more special than anyone else. I think it's just human nature. I know most of my life has been one big competition because I always thought I had to be the smartest and the best at everything. I assume it's the same for everyone else but I might be wrong.
Since I'm an American(I know, even I hate me for it), all I've ever been exposed to really is the American version of beauty and I couldn't agree with you more about that subject. Girls here don't seem to realize that they can still be gorgeous(probably even more so) without looking like whores because that's pretty much what they're told from birth. I think natural beauty is better than cosmetic or surgical beauty any day.
Aww, how cute! Caul had a crush on a hippie chick. Caul likes hippie girls, Caul likes hippie girls! Nah nah nah-nah nah!
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-02 18:23:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-02 16:27:23 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:37:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Your long-winded response indicates that I touched a nerve.
:-P
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Like I said to retrospect, I used to be exactly like one of those girls to the extreme minus the bulemia and plastic surgery. A few major life altering events all at one time made me realize how incredibly stupid I was being so I changed. That's why I had such a long response. I've worked so hard to break out of the way I was so I guess I can get a little defensive when the subject comes up.
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I'm just pulling your chain to make you talk :-) Although, you can't deny that if there is one thing that woman really like it's being told that they're beautiful (whatever that means for you).
Of course if you refer to the american version of beauty (which is exported here and everywhere else) that consist of looking like silicon, I understand your disdain. Today's fasion industry mistakes nudity for feminity.
The only girl I had a crush on in my life is a terribly dressed loose hippie girl (minus the lack of hygiene).
Plastic people suck.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-02 17:02:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:40:19 (#)
Ranking: 1
You have nice far-apart eyes.
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yeah, it must make it easier for you to focus when you're giving me blow job.
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gahhahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-02 16:27:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:37:07 (#)
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Your long-winded response indicates that I touched a nerve.
:-P
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Like I said to retrospect, I used to be exactly like one of those girls to the extreme minus the bulemia and plastic surgery. A few major life altering events all at one time made me realize how incredibly stupid I was being so I changed. That's why I had such a long response. I've worked so hard to break out of the way I was so I guess I can get a little defensive when the subject comes up.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:37:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-01-31 01:01:43 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:14:41 (#)
Ranking: 1
I love how girls need to be told that they're pretty :-P
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Actually Caul, I don't need you to tell me I'm pretty. I don't even know you so I honestly don't care if you think I'm pretty or butt ugly. Even if I did know you, I don't think I'd care. I figure as long as I feel comfortable with myself, it doesn't matter what other people think.
Just about every girl I know is obsessed with appearances and they waste so much of their lives and money doing their hair, putting on makeup, picking out an outfit, picking out shoes and accessories to match the outfit, dieting/barfing/starving themselves, getting plastic surgeries, etc. when the majority of the world doesn't really care and/or will never see them or even know they exhist. It just seems like such a wasted effort. I'd rather spend my time and money on things that actually matter and make a difference in my life and make me happy than shallow, trivial bullshit like that. I'd also rather be comfortable than beautiful or fashionable because why should my life revolve around pleasing other people? What do I get out of that?
I guess that could be considered self-centered and selfish but I don't care. There are more important things in the world than what I look like and what people think I should look like. Sorry to ramble on about this...
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Your long-winded response indicates that I touched a nerve.
:-P
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:43:31 EST (#)
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Berty- I never said I didn't learn anything from this whole thing. I think all of us who were there learned a tough lesson that night. And my dogs aren't bad! They've actually never bitten anyone or even tried. I'm just paranoid that they may some day because they act all tough with people they don't know but if the person were to take a step towards them, they'd run the other way. Plus, they're easily bribed. I'm more concerned about the big dog biting someone than the little dog simply because she's a Border Collie/German Shepherd mix so she's a complete freak who's very protective but also afraid of everything new at the same time.
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-01-31 08:43:33 (#)
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"Just about every girl I know is obsessed with appearances and they waste so much of their lives and money doing their hair, putting on makeup, picking out an outfit, picking out shoes and accessories to match the outfit, dieting/barfing/starving themselves, getting plastic surgeries, etc. when the majority of the world doesn't really care and/or will never see them or even know they exhist. It just seems like such a wasted effort. I'd rather spend my time and money on things that actually matter and make a difference in my life and make me happy than shallow, trivial bullshit like that. I'd also rather be comfortable than beautiful or fashionable because why should my life revolve around pleasing other people? What do I get out of that?"
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what do you get out of that? laid.
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I don't have to spend five hours getting ready in order to get laid. Do you?
Actually, I used to be exactly like one of those girls to the extreme minus the bulemia and plastic surgery though. A few major life altering events all at one time made me realize how incredibly stupid I was being so I changed. Oddly enough, I look and feel much better and healthier now than I did then.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-01-31 08:43:33 EST (#)
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"Just about every girl I know is obsessed with appearances and they waste so much of their lives and money doing their hair, putting on makeup, picking out an outfit, picking out shoes and accessories to match the outfit, dieting/barfing/starving themselves, getting plastic surgeries, etc. when the majority of the world doesn't really care and/or will never see them or even know they exhist. It just seems like such a wasted effort. I'd rather spend my time and money on things that actually matter and make a difference in my life and make me happy than shallow, trivial bullshit like that. I'd also rather be comfortable than beautiful or fashionable because why should my life revolve around pleasing other people? What do I get out of that?"
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what do you get out of that? laid.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-31 05:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You where throwing knives with drunk people. You threw a knife into your best friends leg.
What part of this doesn't look like a lesson in responsibility? Also you keep dogs that are poorly behaved and bite people.
I pity the fool who doesn't know when to stop with silliness. At least we'll be assured another decent post when you harm someone else you consider important.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-01-31 01:01:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:14:41 (#)
Ranking: 1
I love how girls need to be told that they're pretty :-P
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Actually Caul, I don't need you to tell me I'm pretty. I don't even know you so I honestly don't care if you think I'm pretty or butt ugly. Even if I did know you, I don't think I'd care. I figure as long as I feel comfortable with myself, it doesn't matter what other people think.
Just about every girl I know is obsessed with appearances and they waste so much of their lives and money doing their hair, putting on makeup, picking out an outfit, picking out shoes and accessories to match the outfit, dieting/barfing/starving themselves, getting plastic surgeries, etc. when the majority of the world doesn't really care and/or will never see them or even know they exhist. It just seems like such a wasted effort. I'd rather spend my time and money on things that actually matter and make a difference in my life and make me happy than shallow, trivial bullshit like that. I'd also rather be comfortable than beautiful or fashionable because why should my life revolve around pleasing other people? What do I get out of that?
I guess that could be considered self-centered and selfish but I don't care. There are more important things in the world than what I look like and what people think I should look like. Sorry to ramble on about this...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:14:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:49:19 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:12:24 (#)
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You look almost exactly like a girl from my hometown. Although, honestly, she's cuter but a lot more coked up as well.
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I thought I looked kind of loaded in that picture too but fuck it. I wasn't high though. Just tired from being awake for 30 hours straight, the aftermath of drinking with the boys, and from such an odd night.
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I love how girls need to be told that they're pretty :-P
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:49:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:12:24 (#)
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You look almost exactly like a girl from my hometown. Although, honestly, she's cuter but a lot more coked up as well.
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I thought I looked kind of loaded in that picture too but fuck it. I wasn't high though. Just tired from being awake for 30 hours straight, the aftermath of drinking with the boys, and from such an odd night.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:12:24 EST (#)
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You look almost exactly like a girl from my hometown. Although, honestly, she's cuter but a lot more coked up as well.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:08:19 EST (#)
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full_frontal- Ok? What am I supposed to say to that? Actually, I'm on my fourth attempt! Get it right.
Just kidding. I'd never try to kill myself but if I were going to, I'd be much more creative than that and I'd have to take out a few other people with me. Also, I don't believe people who slit their wrists are actually trying to kill themselves because there are much better and much more effective ways to do it.
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JonnyX- Do I get my own comic book and movie too? I've never been into comic books and I probably wouldn't read mine either but I'd still like to have one.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:40:19 EST (#)
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You have nice far-apart eyes.
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yeah, it must make it easier for you to focus when you're giving me blow job.
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:08:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you look cute in a i'm on my THIRD attempt to slit my wrists kind of way. you know, like angelina jolie in "Girl Interupted"
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:52:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
JonnyX- Thank you, I've never been called a heroine. Can I wear a cape and a cool costume?
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definately - only if you show us prancing around in your tights - that's one good way to get hits.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:36:29 EST (#)
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Berty- I could see locking up guns but knives and a machete? Would you expect me to lock up all the knives in my kitchen too? Those knives are just as dangerous in the hands of a dumb ass or a drunk. Anyway, I don't know anyone with children and even if I did, the kids wouldn't be allowed in my house so that's not an issue. I rarely ever have drunk people at my place because of my dogs. They don't like many people(especially men) as it is so when you add alcohol to the mix, someone may get bitten.
Also, what's the point of having weapons if you keep them locked up and don't have easy access to them? In an emergency, it's easier and quicker to reach under your bed than it is to have to find keys or a combination, unlock whatever the weapon's in, and then grab it.
JonnyX- Thank you, I've never been called a heroine. Can I wear a cape and a cool costume?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-30 18:48:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I find it very cool that instead of having a vibrator under your bed like a regular chick, you have weapons.
You are my heroine, Julie! and you are teh hotness!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:43:00 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-30 06:35:36 EST (#)
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So basically, you stabbed one of your best mates.
You're both a loony and a tool. If you insist on having those dangerous things around your home, you should lock them away from drunkards and children. Not that you'll learn.
If next time a drunken friend hurls one of your knives at you he cuts your face don't come crying to me. Send me a picture though, chicks with scars are well sexy.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-01-30 06:10:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A bird with a knife fetish and a machete under her bed? Marry me?
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-30 00:56:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A fat burn on the side of my arm....i was holding it and all the embers fell on this on area of my hand....i had ice for prolly and hour or two on it...until it stopped hurting.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-01-29 21:21:20 EST (#)
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RamenNoodle- I suppose you're right. However, I think you'd sound like more of a badass if you survived a machete attack and girls would be all over you. With a dildo attack, they'd just laugh at you. Also, I think I'd be too stunned to fight back if someone tried to beat me with a giant dildo. I mean seriously, what are you supposed to do in that sort of situation?
Byrd- Nah, I don't mind if Gus Gus goes through my stuff. He's one of my oldest friends so there's not really much that I've got that he hasn't seen at one point or another. I'd say we're about even though wouldn't you?
GuinnessSince1759- Fireworks aren't illegal in all of Ca. Just the good ones are but that never stops anyone. The cops don't really seem to care too much as long as you don't injure anyone or damage any property. By the way, what sort of injury did you sustain?
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-29 20:39:23 EST (#)
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ahaha....two knife related injuries in one night...very nice. Even though fireworks are illegal in CA also...i seriously don't care. I have only one nice injury from them.
Submitted by Byrd (user info) at 2006-01-29 15:36:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have cut Gus's balls off for going thru your stuff. And then throwing a knife at you.
Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-01-29 15:19:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-01-29 13:06:45 (#)
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Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-01-29 03:08:51 (#)
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now that you mention it I also expected Gus Gus to enter the room with a large dildo as well. Odd if you think of it, which is more intimidating:
girl with 12" x 7" dildo under the bed
or
girl with giant fucking machete under bed
the first scenario you know that you wont be able to satisfy
the second scenario you damned well better satisfy or else you risk severe mutilation or even death
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Hahaha! I think I'd be freaked out by the first girl. What if she decided to beat you with her giant dildo?
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tough choice, but think of the awesome story you would have if you survived a giant dildo attack
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-01-29 14:27:35 EST (#)
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I'd let you give it to me. Needs full-body camwhore next time.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-01-29 13:06:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-01-29 03:08:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
now that you mention it I also expected Gus Gus to enter the room with a large dildo as well. Odd if you think of it, which is more intimidating:
girl with 12" x 7" dildo under the bed
or
girl with giant fucking machete under bed
the first scenario you know that you wont be able to satisfy
the second scenario you damned well better satisfy or else you risk severe mutilation or even death
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Hahaha! I think I'd be freaked out by the first girl. What if she decided to beat you with her giant dildo?
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-01-29 12:28:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So, you're a girl and you don't mind sharp things, eh? Wanna fuck? Huh?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-01-29 12:07:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-29 10:58:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Please check your AOL email.
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Got it LP, check your e-mail.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-29 10:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Please check your AOL email.
Submitted by maxmouse (user info) at 2006-01-29 03:22:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, that was real smooth of me....must be sleepy time for me....
Submitted by maxmouse (user info) at 2006-01-29 03:21:21 EST (#)
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hum,it made me laugh, it had knifes, and people got stabbed...
+2 material, no doubt
Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-01-29 03:08:51 EST (#)
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now that you mention it I also expected Gus Gus to enter the room with a large dildo as well. Odd if you think of it, which is more intimidating:
girl with 12" x 7" dildo under the bed
or
girl with giant fucking machete under bed
the first scenario you know that you wont be able to satisfy
the second scenario you damned well better satisfy or else you risk severe mutilation or even death
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-01-29 02:57:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you LP and Tim, are you high/drunk?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-29 01:39:21 EST (#)
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WOOAH-OOOH, amber is the dcolor of your energy, wooooah oooooh
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-29 00:12:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yer purty.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-28 22:59:59 EST (#)
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I was expecting him to have pulled out a big fucking dildo...
So that was a nice suprise...
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-01-28 22:11:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2006-01-28 21:28:39 (#)
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Cool story. I didn't expect you to be a girl...but then again, I didn't see your user name. Der.
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It's ok, I always assume people who post on here are guys too unless they say they're girls or the user name is a girl name. I don't know why I assume that. I guess it's sort of like how I call all babies, animals, and ugly lesbians "he" until I find out differently.
Ugh, I am so bored!!! I'm stuck at home doing homework because after last night, I'm not in the mood to go anywhere and I've got to work tomorrow anyway.
Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2006-01-28 21:28:39 EST (#)
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Cool story. I didn't expect you to be a girl...but then again, I didn't see your user name. Der.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-01-28 20:21:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Technoboy (user info) at 2006-01-28 19:04:24 (#)
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Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-01-28 18:42:53 (#)
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Submitted by Technoboy (user info) at 2006-01-28 18:30:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have got him kin the crotch
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no man just no. Very few people actually deserve to be hit in the package with a throwing knife
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If it's not my crotch then it's funny
What can I say? I'm an evil little fucker
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Dude, I've got to agree with Ramen because that's just fucked up. I'm cringing at just the thought of it and I'm not even a guy.
Submitted by Technoboy (user info) at 2006-01-28 19:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-01-28 18:42:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Technoboy (user info) at 2006-01-28 18:30:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have got him kin the crotch
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no man just no. Very few people actually deserve to be hit in the package with a throwing knife
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If it's not my crotch then it's funny
What can I say? I'm an evil little fucker
Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-01-28 18:42:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Technoboy (user info) at 2006-01-28 18:30:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have got him kin the crotch
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no man just no. Very few people actually deserve to be hit in the package with a throwing knife
Submitted by Technoboy (user info) at 2006-01-28 18:30:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have got him kin the crotch
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-01-28 18:14:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-01-28 18:08:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Great story
+1 for imbedding a knife in a fat friends leg
+1 for funny lightsaber noises
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Don't call poor Gus Gus fat! He's just..... fluffy? Yeah, fluffy.
See Gus Gus? I'm sticking up for you so you can't stay mad at me, you bastard!
Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-01-28 18:08:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great story
+1 for imbedding a knife in a fat friends leg
+1 for funny lightsaber noises
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-01-28 17:58:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-01-28 16:26:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
You have nice far-apart eyes.
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i thought the exact same thing
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-01-28 17:55:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-28 16:42:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
it doesn't matter. it's what under the shirt that counts most..
DAMN IT, SHLONGY. STAY OUT OF MY HEAD!
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Haha! I don't know how true that is. I've seen butt ugly chicks with nice big boobies and great bodies but I know I sure as hell wouldn't do them so I assume most guys wouldn't either.
Anyway, would any of you guys forgive one of your friends if this happened to you? I know I'd forgive Gus Gus if the situation were reversed but he's still not talking to me.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-28 17:48:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good story. But then again, anything involving Gus Gus the mouse gets an auto +2 from me. I love that guy.
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2006-01-28 17:31:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In the pooper
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-28 16:52:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd hit it.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-28 16:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-01-28 16:39:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-01-28 16:26:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
You have nice far-apart eyes.
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Uhh thanks? My eyes do look weird in that picture don't they? Ehh, oh well.
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it doesn't matter. it's what under the shirt that counts most..
DAMN IT, SHLONGY. STAY OUT OF MY HEAD!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-01-28 16:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-01-28 16:26:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
You have nice far-apart eyes.
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Uhh thanks? My eyes do look weird in that picture don't they? Ehh, oh well.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-01-28 16:35:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant!
Sounds like my night in Fells Point, Baltimore. There was a lot screaming involved.... ungh I hate hangovers...
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-01-28 16:34:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Now, I haven't seen any of the Star Wars movies"
THAT almost earned you a -2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-28 16:32:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-01-28 16:26:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
You have nice far-apart eyes.
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yeah, it must make it easier for you to focus when you're giving a blow j...
oh, sorry. i thought i was shlongy for a second.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-01-28 16:26:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have nice far-apart eyes.
Submitted by belowground (user info) at 2006-01-28 16:23:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
John jumped up and grabbed the machete and started waving it around like a light saber while shouting "Look, I'm fucking Darth Vader! Reeoor reeeeeeeeeeor, koosh koosh!"
I suspect this is the funniest thing I will have the pleasure to read all day. Thanks for a solid laugh.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-28 16:11:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ergh!
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2006-01-28 16:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA, now I am trying to Download the song. Damn you!
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2006-01-28 15:58:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cinderelly, Cinderelly
Night and day it's Cinderelly
Make the fire, fix the breakfast
Wash the dishes, do the mopping!