Orgasmatron: The Muse (3996 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryLabels: poetry
Rating: 1.45 on 173 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2006-01-29 18:02:13 EST
In honor of Orgasmatron's recent Uber milestone, I humbly offer proof that his contributions have been an inspiration. He's the poet; I promise I won't make this a habit, and you'll see why. But damn, the man deserves his own poem now and again.
Orgasmatron's one-hundredth post,
The day had fin'lly come,
And rhyming man we love the most,
To whose verse we succumb,
Would sit back in his comfy chair
and ponder Ubersite,
He'd run his fingers through his hair,
lean back and dim the light.
"I can't deny the hold that
This dark place has got on me,
Despite its shitposters and cats
Who hate all poetry.
The rednecks, trolls and n00bs
come out to visit all the day,
But it's the ones that have teh boobs
That make me stay to play."
With palm on dangle in this seat,
He'll think of all the girlies
Who thwart all his attempts to meet
The bed sheets nice and early
Jeanneee's hot acerbic talk,
And Mistress Fist's cupcake
Sacrilicious cyberstalks,
Proposals in her wake.
Ghola, with her ninja skills,
Leilani's awesome ass,
TigerLilly's dear heart spills,
She loves this man with class,
All the uberwomenz bring
O's sauce up from his balls,
His harem quick to make him sing,
His 'gasm's geyser calls!
"My wood they all perpetuate
With camwhores and plus twos,
Ms O-Tron lets me satiate
This urge to purge my ooze."
Once logged off having drank a cup,
The Sandman he will meet,
But not before he's tissued up
His Uber lovin' skeet.
User Reviews
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-30 22:22:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Museilicious.
Submitted by webcorona (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:30:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
even though he is a poofter
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:23:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I will not stand for such bisheep tainting this post.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't personally care for all of the cocksuckery, but Stabkill is such a brute!
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:33:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-01 18:09:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*waves hello*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-01 17:50:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gotta love seeing the name in lights.
White sexy dancing naked lights.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-01 17:27:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAY
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-01 17:14:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about redskieslookfake
User id: 23113
Registered on or around: 2005-11-06 11:33:44
# Messages posted: 48
# Reviews written: 10000
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 2723
# Hits: 58390
Average rating of all messages: 1.25
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-27 15:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Uberversary!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98-j2EQ9Sog
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-07 16:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll just cal you 'acrilic'
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-21 18:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My new one for you is "Baby Momma".
That is, if you don't mind.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not very fond of Sac. or Val. The following are acceptable:
Sacrilicious
Lish
Licious
Lishy (just for O, though)
Valerie
Baby Mama
Harlot of Scarlet
Wifey (just for ghola)
Magnificent Cunt (just for Circe)
Stupid Bitch (just for Sphagnum)
Valkyrie (just for TTOM)
..and a few more I can't think of. They'll come to me.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Does any woman ever want to be referred to as "sac?"
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful Sac, I wish you would do me.
I mean a poem, not...well, you know.
Never mind.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"'gasms geyser's" is just ridiculous.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't spell "you" without "O" can you?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn.
Not even ONE reason? For me?
It really is all about you, isn't it?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a slow day.
And I'm in love with myself.
So now it's O on MRR.
And I love this.
Prepare yourself for the Almost Babies.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm having a terrible day.
Can you start the list from the beginning for me, daddy?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-11 22:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is reason #298 why you have been chosen as the Womb of the Orgasmatron.
Submitted by cha-chi (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, good shit.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-21 01:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more Stagger Lee.
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2006-03-04 04:28:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Never read this before -- the title always threw me off.
Poetry is so hard. I can never cram so much into so little. This was clever and impressive, and doesn't seem like a hit-hungry post having actually read it.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-17 02:57:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-30 02:53:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hear ya been gettin' lotsa offers to put a mic in your hand,
Though you couldn't hang at Nine Mile backin' Ice and Wu-Tang Clan.
So you should take those rhymes, Gasmo, and shove them to the top,
With a mic up your ass you'd better rap fast, those offers are bound to stop.
/
OWNED
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-17 02:26:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more Orgasmatron.
People should have hearkened back to this upon news of my (failed) retirement.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-01 23:19:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Never get so attached to a poem you
forget truth that lacks lyricism
and never draw so close to the heat
that you forget that you must eat"
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-01 23:13:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cling to life, little post!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-01 22:43:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lose a little more 'o sauce,' Sparkle.
It's good for the prostate.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-01 22:31:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Way too much? I'd say people love me juuuuuuust right.
I'm the third bowl of porridge, neeya. I satisfy.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-01 22:31:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-02-01 21:50:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
people like Orgasmatron WAY TOO much
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Pssh. I'm not very fond of him, personally.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-01 22:20:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
0? Silly me.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-01 22:20:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
All the uberwomenz bring
O's sauce up from his balls
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I laughed so hard my O sauce shot all over my monitor.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-02-01 21:50:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
people like Orgasmatron WAY TOO much
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:36:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
THE charges.
Not DIScharges.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:27:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It better not be sticky.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:32:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dutch.......riiiiiiiiiiiight.
Keep telling yourself that.
You'll see the charges on next month's phone bill.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:24:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't lie. We went Dutch and you know it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:22:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I kept her on the line for eight hours...which, at $0.99/minute, translates into some pretty good bank for me.
What can I say? It's my cottage industry, but it pays the bills.
ENJOY THE MUSICAL STYLINGS OF BART CILFONE, CLOWNS:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83151#1812058
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:21:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Correct Ax, but I mean verse not specifically intended as a supporting piece to a larger work, which is what you referenced. I mean verse, by itself, standing alone.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 09:53:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-31 09:40:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for the poem O-town.
Good stuff, to me it was reminiscent of Roald Dahl's short stories for adults. Sing songy and fast, with just enough light heartedness to make it extra creepy. I don't know if he ever wrote verse...? I'm going to look into that.
Jabba had me at the office until 10:30. scourge was not a happy boy.
My loving wifey cooked me a big spicey plate of red beans and rice when I got home, so that was a bonus.
How'd the phone sex go?
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there are some of his verses in Charlie and the Chocolate factory and other books
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-31 09:40:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for the poem O-town.
Good stuff, to me it was reminiscent of Roald Dahl's short stories for adults. Sing songy and fast, with just enough light heartedness to make it extra creepy. I don't know if he ever wrote verse...? I'm going to look into that.
Jabba had me at the office until 10:30. scourge was not a happy boy.
My loving wifey cooked me a big spicey plate of red beans and rice when I got home, so that was a bonus.
How'd the phone sex go?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 23:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
whchi half? yeh i see the ytpos, but i'm too tired to hgive a shit. after a point, it's liek being drunk, and it's kinad nice funny fzuzy feeling. yeah. goodnihgt, before i geot dumber. man i go downhill quickk.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 23:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I only need half your mouth.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 23:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You sound like a perfect candidate for www.sleepassault.com
Quick, submit your resume.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 23:12:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ah fuck it i'm bored enough to pass the fuck out. one eye is already asleep, and possibly half my mouth.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 23:11:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
but i can't reach her from here.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 23:09:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Provided you do what you want with the woman and leave me be, I'm fine with that.
I mean, leave me alone so I can tape it.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 23:00:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so do i get to stalk you two now? cuz i'm kinda bored...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:59:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If I understand correctly, only your first counted, anyway.
It's about r-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:58:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, so now you're all about ratings, huh?
You've already got heated, babe. Ratings should be an afterthought.
I see what you're really after.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
(mine was real)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:55:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So you're no longer +2ing your tribute and you want my SN?
Please.
sacrilicious713 (yahoo)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:53:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
There's no hint to take, really.
I think the last two were mine, so it's not like I can bitch about it.
Rather, there needs to be a mass exchange of screen names at some point.
Mine, for instance, is MrBringdown.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:51:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*takes hint*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:50:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I swear, at least one post a week turns into a website-based IM conversation.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HA! We just gave the same Brokeback spoiler.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:48:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who doesn't?
I guess I like long people. My prom date was 6'5. I like ones I have to climb up.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So you're saying you like long-necked creatures that are virtually always up?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:43:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
None. I just love giraffes, is all.
A giraffe usually sleeps for only 1 - 12 minutes.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:41:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Animal facts?
How much more of that Stoli have you had?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:38:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The giraffe is the world's tallest animal.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:37:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh sweet jesus.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good...that's how I was hoping it'd go.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I read that poem in such a fury, it was like I was running out of breath in my mind.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know a lot of things.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:00:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
(seriously?)
I'm hideous to look at, but my voice is teh hotness. For reals.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:57:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You got her doing shots, scourge. Bravo.
It's only a matter of time until she's ready for some phone sex.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:55:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Clickity clack and clackity click
The minutes pass, the seconds tick
Clackity click and clickity clack
The desks are empty, halls are black
Except for mine, and those nearby
It's late, I'm here past quittin' time
Just me and Double-Chin McGee
That bitch that's forced this work on me
She dwarfs her chair with carriage, great,
It's reinforced to hold her weight
There's gristle on her pock-marked jowls
The remnants from her lunch in town
Her mole-hair isn't trimmed, it's wild
Her mustache widens when she smiles
Fupa rocks when e'er she walks
I doubt that she would feel a cock
If someone, paid to fuck her, tried
To swirl his meatstick in her pie
Click, space, clack, space, clack clack clack
Her office lights are off, it's black
Besides the soft glow from her screen
That paints her face in blues and greens
She mouth-breaths and her wheezes, loud,
They mask my muted footfalls' sound
As slowly, creeping, I draw close
I'll make her pay for making those
Of us with families work tonight
I'll set her fat-born evil right
That's it, my dear, eat all those chips
Let's hear that crunching through those lips
Keep chewing, love, I'm almost there
I'm right behind you, where oh where
Will this, my stapler, plug you first?
Where will my rage and bloodlust thirst?
I swear, before I'm done, you'll find
I'll nail shut both your bulbous eyes
I'll clamp shut both your lips and nose
And staple you from head toe
You'll bleed, and bleed, you'll be rose red
But don't you worry, dear, not dead
At least not till I take them out
Remove them one by one, you'll shout,
You'll scream, but I won't stop until
Your blood flows and I've had my fill,
I swear, I'll scratch this late-night itch
Oh fat girl, why are you a bitch?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:52:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, hell no. A promise is a promise. Besides, ONE won't hurt me. (Famous last words).
Ah, sweet, Stoli. It's like a vanilla party in my mouth, that gets a tiny bit out of control and sets the couch on fire, throwing it down the laundry chute to my stomach.
What?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:45:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stupid wireless keyboard battery
Stoli, not "Soli"
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Soli
But as to keep you from starting down the path of weekday drinking, you can just wave the bottle around in the air instead. That'll do the trick.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:41:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The penis always for hire, Scourge.
I don't usually drink during the week, but if you tell me to take shot for you right now, by god, I will.
Let's see- I have Stoli Vanil, Tanqeray, Crown Royal and some rum, but I don't like rum unless it's Malibu, and this is not. That's not to say that if you wanted rum, I wouldn't do it. I would, because I care. What's your poison?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:35:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmatron, is the pen still for hire?
I'd like a poem about me murdering the fat woman who's keeping me here so late. I'm listening to her type right now and it makes me feel violent.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:34:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to start slamming my head into the walnut top of this desk. That sounds good.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:33:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still at work. Everyone who's drinking right now have a pull off the old bottle for me.
I may get home in time to kiss my wife good night.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The only Sam Adams I like (that I can think of) are the Cherry Wheat and the Cranberry Lambic.
I like beer. Wheat beer - yum (I know, but it's sooo good). Lager, some porters and stouts - yes, please. Ales- not so much. Unless they're Irish ambery ones, or some belgians. I don't like hoppy beers that make me scrunch my face up. My two best friends will drink nothing else. It's a shame, because I live blocks away from Iron Hill. I still enjoy the beer. but I barely put a dent in their offerings.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:14:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*submits appropriate "I could eat you all night" comment*
In other news: Sam Adams Boston Ale is the shit.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:13:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ooh, look! I'm the sweet filling in an orgasmatron sandwich.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:44:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-30 17:40:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
One drunken night I'm gonna go spam all his posts with +2s just for the hell of it, see how much of a dent I can make in his rating.
Please do...I could use a nice backlash of hits that will follow.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You should savor it Shlong, there's only so much ass I can kiss out here and that may have been your only shot.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:31:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bubba is one of Shlongy's biggest fans - I sure hope he's not a fag like most of the Uber menz - and that's because he, BigMike and I are pretty much the only ones around her old enough to pick up on Shlongy's 50's and 60's pop culture references.
Also, back in OUR day, "eat me" and "get bent" were classic putdowns that hold their comic value even in this day and age.
This concludes the educational portion of this review.
So now, all of youse, shut the fuck up and stop trying to kiss Shlongy's sphincter.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Re the Shlongster comments: SHlongy is one of the brightest stars in the Uber constellation.
He may come across as an asshole now and then, or even most of the time,
but he is honest and really has a heart. That said, FUCK YOU SHLONGY!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 18:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy's reviews (can't really address his posts, he seems to be on hiatus) are pretty polarized. Half the time they're <insert fag/ dipshit/ when I was your age..insult> but the rest of the time his reviews are often more entertaining than the posts themselves. I like it when he gives it some effort; when he does, he's funny as hell and one of my favorite reviewers.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 17:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't mean to 0 this. Forgot this wasn't my post.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 17:43:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I enjoy seeing Shlongy's human side every now and again. It's rare, but it warms me just the same.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-30 17:40:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't care Voltage. I like Shlongy.
Not to echo the infamous Dreg comment, but, Shlongy does a lot of crap around here and still manages to maintain a positive rating. It's pretty fucking incredible really.
Also, some of Shlongys older posts are funnny as hell. They're worth reading if you get bored some night while Miss Voltage is taking it in the poop-chute from scourge.
Plus Shlongy isn't the asshole that some people try to paint him as. He responds to peoples good posts with good ratings. He doesn't bash on people who are really fucked up. Go read the thread on Brdn_Nkds divorce post for a for instance. The sophomoric shtick is just that, I'm guessing.
Shlongy just plays the same game that everyone else around here plays, and he plays it his own way.
One drunken night I'm gonna go spam all his posts with +2s just for the hell of it, see how much of a dent I can make in his rating.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-30 17:30:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-30 17:26:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:49:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you should do a tribute to Mrs. Shlongy, complete with a picture of her. Doesn't have to be nude...in fact, it'd be sweet if the whole thing was pretty tasteful.
THAT, my friend, would = ratings.
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And as an added bonus people would be so fucking surprised they'd accidentally bump your rating to a solid .5
Good round number that. Great if you're talking baseball.
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Ha scourge. It would take hundreds of collective +2's to do that. There is no force on earth (Short of an Uberwimmenz threeway that is posted in picture and video) that can conjure that up.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-30 17:26:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:49:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you should do a tribute to Mrs. Shlongy, complete with a picture of her. Doesn't have to be nude...in fact, it'd be sweet if the whole thing was pretty tasteful.
THAT, my friend, would = ratings.
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And as an added bonus people would be so fucking surprised they'd accidentally bump your rating to a solid .5
Good round number that. Great if you're talking baseball.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 17:18:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:28:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh my..this is a nice surprise- probably the last time, too. Thanks for posting a hundred times!
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Nah. Once you get that first one under your belt, it's all downhill.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:28:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh my..this is a nice surprise- probably the last time, too. Thanks for posting a hundred times!
Apparently, this promotion of mine comes with 'more work' too..I knew there had to be a catch. Be back in bit.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats on heated.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:14:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:04:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
On an unrelated note, why is there a subject but no icon for poetry?
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Because poetry gets the shaft around here. They should just have the icon be a link to my account.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:05:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so a vampire walks into a bar and goes to the bartender and says, hey can i have some hot water. the bartender goes, don't you guys normally drink blood? the vampire pulls out a tampon and says, yeah but today i feel like tea.
har har, yeah i'm shot i know.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:04:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
On an unrelated note, why is there a subject but no icon for poetry?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aces.
I'll head out now and start shopping for tampons.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:49:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You can be an honorary vagina, O-Tron.
Shlongy, your review was #69. Should I take that as a proposition?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:49:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 02:32:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
You say your name is Wisher? Well I tell ya, man, that's false
I'd guess that you're a swisher 'cause your breath smells like my balls
So you wanna throw the gauntlet down? You wanna play that game?
I'll teabag you so quickly you'll think Lipton is my name
Son, I've got more fucked-up rhymes than MJ's got kid pornos
My flow is ill melodic just like Kenny G's saxhornos
You're Angela, I'm Tony, and we both know who's the boss
I only ask that you use syrup when my salad's tossed
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PWNED
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:49:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you should do a tribute to Mrs. Shlongy, complete with a picture of her. Doesn't have to be nude...in fact, it'd be sweet if the whole thing was pretty tasteful.
THAT, my friend, would = ratings.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
tuck it back and we'll pretend we don't see the bulge in the back. how's that?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:47:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm of Irish heritage as well. Thanks for asking.
Don't deny me admission into your 'vaginas only' clubhouse.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:46:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm still holding out for an idea- ANY idea - for Shlongy's historic 100 posts....It's only taking me two years but man, just look at the hits.
And my hits are earned without any Bored @ Work efforts.
I think what we can learn from Shlongy is "asshole = hits".
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:46:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
send me a postcard. and an emerald since that's my bday month and all. gee the irish girl got an emerald as a birth stone. at least the postcard please.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:44:48 EST (#)
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Well, that was delightfully random. I also realize 'girly' isn't exactly an insult to me.
Inion- I'm going to go out on a limb and guess we share the heritage of Eire. And I'm going back in May. so ha!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're all bitches to me.
But in the spirit of 'girly,' let me offer up a little of the Refreshments:
I'm going to the hardware store
And buy you a great big hammer
Girly won't you pull these nails out of my heart
And I'm goin' to the sporting goods store
And buy you a really heavy baseball bat
Girly won't you knock these thoughts out of my head
Beat me till I'm black and blue
And I'm hangin' by a thread
And I can get back up
And we'll do it all over again
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:32:05 EST (#)
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well i'll call you girly. guinness is the ONLY beer i can/will drink.
whiskey's the blood of life. remember that kids.
fruit beats otron the muse. yeah that would suck.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:29:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll call you worse than that if you keep that attitude up, young lady.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:26:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I DO love beer, just not the ales so much. I'd take a Guinness over an ale any day. Care to call me girlie, now?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:24:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There is something wrong with you. Women who appreciate beers are sexier'n tits on a donkey.
You have been assigned to our Reconditioning Department. Please strip and report immediately to AMPAM Dock #5 and await further instruction.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:23:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
In other news, it's NOT the fruit post that is the problem. Ahem.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:15:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I loked the hoppier beers. I've really, truly tried to acquire a taste. I just can't. My best friend thinks this means there is something wrong with me.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:15:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In Renaissance drama actors weren't allowed to say the word 'God' on stage.
This is why there are curses like "S'blood" - which really means "(God)s blood," and "S'nails" which would be "(God)s nails."
The more you know...
Stay in school.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
His solo album was pretty decent, though.
I could really go for a brew right now. I've got a fridge full of Shiner Bock and Sam Adams waiting for me at home. Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick.
That 'fruit' post can't get heated in this post's place. T'would be an outrage.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:10:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
plus his new shit doesn't sound so nice in acoustic any more and i loved him for his weird finger guitar playing talent. and the crazy violining and stuff. then he got a writer's block and fucking hired someone to help him write. and there went that. and he got married. maybe it was the bitch that did it. she's like a dmb yoko ono.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:04:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No kidding. Give me "I'll Back You Up" over "American Baby" or whatever other written-and-performed-by-hydrocephalic-immigrants tripe he's cut in the last two years.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy..it is close, isn't it? That was unexpected.
Clap your hands, say YEAH!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:02:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i miss the old dave. his songs were like slow comfortable sex. now they're like slow uncomfortable vomit.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:01:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's get heated CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP
Let's get heated CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:56:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My nipples are tingly today. Must have been those clams I ate last night.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was always 'meh' about DMB. I never found them offensive, they're a good jam band, but I had just come out of my pseudo-hippie phase when he came around. I was too busy listening to Phish. I wouldn't mind seeing him live, though.
You can build your own Mariah Carey song by just being a stupid whore with a decent voice and a few baby babies, a little bit of crazy, and a horrendous dress.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:45:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, you can totally Build Your Own Dave Matthews song by making sure you include one of the following two things, or both:
Dancing
Rain
Old, quality Dave Matthews anyway. Not this pathetic, electric nonsense he's been spewing as of late.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:44:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll admit, I didn't know it was a Neil Young song at first.
Dave Matthews covered it on his "Live in Central Park" album, and that's how I originally came across it. Figured it wasn't his, because it doesn't sound like his sort of thing, but didn't know it was NY's.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:23:05 EST (#)
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Now I feel lame- I'm the one who brought up Neil Young and I had to google that reference.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Every time I see the name of this post I can't help but think of "Cortez, the Killer."
Now I really want to hear that song.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:47:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ooooh super!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:25:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This should take care of the hate:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83151
This post of yours still rules, by the way.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:13:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:38:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah uberwimmenz are a communal commodity aren't we.
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No. It's all women in general.
Pssh. That's why y'all shouldn't vote. You don't know how shit works.
I JOKE I JOKE! I KEED I KEED! (Say that in your head in Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's voice)
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:05:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WAHOO! O-tron!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:38:02 EST (#)
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yeah uberwimmenz are a communal commodity aren't we.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:35:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2.
Even though I wasn't in it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:28:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The hate around here is thick today. Where is the love?
"Well there are good guys and there are bad guys
And there are crooks and criminals
There are doctors and there are lawyers
And there are folks like you and me.
So let's get high while the radio's on
Just relax and sing a song
Drive your car up on the lawn
Let me play your guitar."
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:15:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:07:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
So, are you suddenly allergic to my posts, or what?
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Okay okay I'm here! Fuck. Can't a guy rape the new intern in peace?!?!
Happy 100th O-man. You better write me an awesome fucking poem when I do my 100th. Which will be in a really long time. Do it for my 50th. That will be sooner.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:53:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Rate this posts?"
*sigh*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:52:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This shit needs more hits like a backtalkin' wife
Roll up deep in this, Uber, rock that Lish note for life
Hold the water, don't give me none'a dat juice on the rocks
Let me mainline this flava while I'm strokin' my jock
Like Urbane's chubby fingers, playa, I'm pointin' straight down
Check out my nuts before I dickslap you, clown
Recognize the authority and give me my due
Rate this posts, motherfuckers! Let me see those +2s!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 09:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 09:01:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
I forgot to +2 you for kicking out a vowel somewhere in this, as you did with "fin'lly."
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HA! I wasn't sure if I should spell it that way 'cause the pronunciation didn't look intuitive- the 'll' looks wrong without the 'a'.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-30 09:13:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
w00t
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 09:01:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I forgot to +2 you for kicking out a vowel somewhere in this, as you did with "fin'lly."
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-30 08:23:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty good stuff.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-01-30 05:01:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bravo.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 04:49:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-30 01:03:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice. But Orgasmatron can't be the Muse.
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I was thinking of the broader usage of the term- meaning 'inspiration' or 'poet'. Though if I weren't, it wouldn't be the first time O's been mistaken for a female.
Man, I was just starting to lay down beats in my head for thosr battle rhymes. They were sweet.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-30 02:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hear ya been gettin' lotsa offers to put a mic in your hand,
Though you couldn't hang at Nine Mile backin' Ice and Wu-Tang Clan.
So you should take those rhymes, Gasmo, and shove them to the top,
With a mic up your ass you'd better rap fast, those offers are bound to stop.
~~~
Wisher has left the building, it's Chinese leftovers and X-Files b4 bedtime,
Tho I could sit here all night busting still more rhymes.
(Told you it was pretend, dummy. Maybe we'll pick up where we left off~~ ? Some rainy day, when there's no more underage boys with which you love to play. {I gotta stop, I'm starving.} Peace. and out for now. Ciao.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 02:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You say your name is Wisher? Well I tell ya, man, that's false
I'd guess that you're a swisher 'cause your breath smells like my balls
So you wanna throw the gauntlet down? You wanna play that game?
I'll teabag you so quickly you'll think Lipton is my name
Son, I've got more fucked-up rhymes than MJ's got kid pornos
My flow is ill melodic just like Kenny G's saxhornos
You're Angela, I'm Tony, and we both know who's the boss
I only ask that you use syrup when my salad's tossed
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-30 02:03:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Gasmo, here's a taste of a {pretend} cutdown battle b/t us: {I said pretend; altho who knows, someday it may come to this}:
I'll twist your lyrical dong to hear your Rhyme-Boy screams,
Once I climb through your monitor like that bitch from "The Ring".
Go running to the hills to seek serenity in the skies,
Whilst I dildo you from behind to see the whites of you eyes.
Word.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-30 01:38:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 01:22:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
I *can* 69 with Calliope while the other eight look on, however.
******
Look on!? Get them into a Crisco Disco on your waterbed. {Polyhymnia, Terpsichore, and Urania, forget them, bitches got golden cobs up their fleecey asses}.~~~~~~~~~Gotta call 'em like I see 'em.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 01:22:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I *can* 69 with Calliope while the other eight look on, however.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-30 01:03:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice. But Orgasmatron can't be the Muse.
He can on be the recipient of their graces. But I get your point. {I can name all nine of them but people'd just think I googled it.}
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-30 00:38:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whatever, my favorite poem on ubersite
is still Foamy's Haiku.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 00:12:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 00:01:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Orgasmatron is a fucking legend. Think of all the poetry he posts and then look at the fact his rating is 1.50. Think of shenanigan pie. Look at how long he has been here and returned from multiple bannings. So many of his works are money. You just aren't at Orgasmatron's level yet, and to see the "who is this" being pulled by the upstart noob over the accomplished veteran makes me cringe."
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HAHA!
Like there was any chance shitfuck WASN'T going to come running to -2 this like one of Pavlov's dogs.
I'm off to bed- let the O-Tron adoration fly.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 00:11:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder this refers to your post, or to me.
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-30 00:04:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Crap.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 00:02:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree with enjoimyclit or whatever his/her name is: poetry blows.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 00:01:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
scourge:
"Orgasmatron is a fucking legend. Think of all the poetry he posts and then look at the fact his rating is 1.50. Think of shenanigan pie. Look at how long he has been here and returned from multiple bannings. So many of his works are money. You just aren't at Orgasmatron's level yet, and to see the "who is this" being pulled by the upstart noob over the accomplished veteran makes me cringe."
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-29 23:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-29 23:50:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for reinforcing my point. Poetry sucks. Everyone hated the Poo Rap.
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Yeah, no shit. Get it?
Maybe if you post more than once a year you'll divert attention away from my shitty poetry.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-29 23:50:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for reinforcing my point. Poetry sucks. Everyone hated the Poo Rap.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-29 23:49:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know exactly- he sounds like some sorta robot I could use around the apartment, though.
I'll be happy to hook you up as long as you don't mind sloppy seconds.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-29 23:41:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha
Just joking around.
I interweb love you, don't take my drunken Sunday reviewing seriously.
Who is Orgasmatron though? I asked in my first review and nobody answered. Sounds like some Asiatic hermaphroditic hooker bitch.
Can you hook the two of us up?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-29 23:37:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Aww..I LOVE teh baby!! You misunderstood. It was the alien eyes, they freaked me out. Not the real, angelic ones, that no doubt match those of his father.
Seriously, he's so cute I kinda want to eat him up, so it might be best not to let me near him.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-29 23:31:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-28 02:35:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
I was all set to watch a movie tonight..the last thing I remember was looking at this photo, and the next thing I know, it was 2 hours later and I don't remember a thing! The baby has powers.
Scourge, tell the baby to stop looking at me like that. I mean it. It's simulataneously the cutest and most menacing thing I've seen.
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My little pioneering devil, why must you wound me with comments of this nature?
I thought we had something between us?
What happened?
Please soothe my tortured mind...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-29 23:25:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-29 23:14:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Poetry Sucks.
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Whew, I tell you what, writing it is hard when you're not a poet. It's no gem like your 'Poo Rap', that's for sure (free linkwhore for you) http://www2.ubersite.com/m/37934 - but they do both rhyme.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-29 23:14:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Poetry Sucks.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-29 22:56:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shit was fucking good.
glah, i have no time to uber these days.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-29 22:54:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who the fuck is Orgasmatron? Sounds like a fucking piece of shit...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-29 19:41:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was great. Awesome tribute.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-29 19:26:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-01-29 19:03:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-29 19:00:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yes, they speak to both sides of me. And both pictures are in no way edited or color-corrected whatsoever.
They beat my other BSP-laden shot, though, in their own way.
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BSP must stand for Beelzebub's Silly Pet...
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And speaking of Beezlebub and that camwhore- y'all should check out Clive Barker's new art book 'Visions of Heaven and Hell'. It's magnificent.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-29 19:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hereby declare that 'mahogany' will be my new term of compliment. No one will know what I'm talking about, but that's par for the course.
Of course, it's easy to be accurate when I'm peeking through your window.
I'm glad you liked it. I'm sure in poetry land it's short some stanzas or something, but I can only come up with so many rhyming words before I can't help but acknowledge my hackery. And hey, it's doing better than my last post so far- if only due to the subject.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-01-29 19:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-29 19:00:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yes, they speak to both sides of me. And both pictures are in no way edited or color-corrected whatsoever.
They beat my other BSP-laden shot, though, in their own way.
___________________________________________________________________--
BSP must stand for Beelzebub's Silly Pet...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-29 19:00:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yes, they speak to both sides of me. And both pictures are in no way edited or color-corrected whatsoever.
They beat my other BSP-laden shot, though, in their own way.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-01-29 18:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-29 18:39:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Manda - the last "things I've left in other people's posts..." thing I did has a bullshit-posturing-heavy camwhore at the end.
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Yes, and it gave us a crisp, concise, clearly defined example
of every facet of your countenance....
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-29 18:39:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Manda - the last "things I've left in other people's posts..." thing I did has a bullshit-posturing-heavy camwhore at the end.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-29 18:33:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How can I not +2 this?
Though, I'll admit, I'm liable to +2 anything with "dangle" and "skeet" in it.
This wouldn't be so funny if it wasn't as accurate as it is.
I mean, I was sitting here checking out "the boobs of ubersite" and the entirety of paul blakeford's poetic catalogue with my pants around my ankles before stumbling upon this lovely tribute.
It appears you've caught me red...er, flesh-handed.
And damn you for that.
Ok, so maybe that's bullshit. But I did pop some wood when you threw in the word "acerbic."
Mahogany.
Well played, Lish.
Thanks for the trib, beaut.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-01-29 18:15:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Has he ever camwhored?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-01-29 18:11:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The O'man is awesome.