Moo! (968 hits)
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Submitted by Pap Smirnoff <pap_smirnoff.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-06-02 11:32:55 EDT
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Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-06-03 07:54:00 EDT (#)
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You're everywhere. You're omnivorous.
-- Homer Simpson, to God
There's No Disgrace Like Home
Submitted by PapSmirnoff (user info) at 2003-06-02 15:20:43 EDT (#)
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Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it
gas? It's gas, isn't it?
-- Homer Simpson
Fear of Flying
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-06-02 14:31:53 EDT (#)
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Lurleen, I can't get your song outta my mind. I haven't felt this way
since `Funky Town.'
-- Homer Simpson
Colonel Homer
Submitted by nemo (user info) at 2003-06-02 12:18:22 EDT (#)
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So two cows are standing in a field, and one of them says to the other, "Moo! Are you worried about mad cow disease?" And then the other cow says, "Moo! What do I care? I'm a helicopter!"
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-06-02 11:57:00 EDT (#)
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Oh, just look what I've started...
Burns: Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club! A
sand wedge!
Homer: Mmm ... open-faced club sandwich.
Scenes From the Class Struggle in Springfield
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-06-02 11:54:02 EDT (#)
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So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because as the old
saying goes, let your children run wild and free.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart vs. Australia
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-06-02 11:51:34 EDT (#)
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If it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one crushing
defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer and Apu
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-06-02 11:50:13 EDT (#)
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Well let's call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would
say, `Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't
Homer J. Simpson.'
-- Homer Simpson
Secrets of a Successful Marriage
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-06-02 11:36:49 EDT (#)
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Marge, look at me! We've been separated for a day, and I'm as dirty
as a Frenchman. In another few hours, I'll be dead. I can't afford
to lose your trust again.
-- Homer Simpson
Secrets of a Successful Marriage
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-06-02 11:35:09 EDT (#)
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Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it
gas? It's gas, isn't it?
-- Homer Simpson
Fear of Flying