EbolaMay's Guide To The Catholic Faith (For Dummies) (1023 hits)
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Submitted by That Is My Stapler (View user info) at 2006-01-30 10:24:26 EST
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Submitted by spidy (user info) at 2008-08-18 15:42:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-11 19:20:38 EDT (#)
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Plain & simple; pure genius.
Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2007-01-01 19:30:50 EST (#)
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Hilarious. That is just what it's like! Luckily I escaped from being an alter boy before I could have my wonderful anal virginity taken. And the priest (I think the term "father" is too close to "daddy" to use comfortably) did eventually get charged when that whole big scandal went down. Talk about a close call!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-01-01 19:01:24 EST (#)
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I am so badass it's not even funny.
Submitted by dubya (user info) at 2006-02-12 20:04:32 EST (#)
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you forgot teh buttseckz
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-02-12 19:46:16 EST (#)
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plus fucking two from your neighbourhood catholic
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:30:09 EST (#)
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Oops...I'm an atheist agnostic asshole who doesn't like to "talk" about religion.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:15:00 EST (#)
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Let us now move the congregation into uncomfortable positions at random..
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:44:15 EST (#)
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Here's a -2 to keep you snug in the fiery pits of hell...
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:21:13 EST (#)
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Catholism...idolitary disguised as Christianity.
Loved the post.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:31:37 EST (#)
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Go fuck yourself, this post is nice.
FuCK YoU.
Why won't you guys rate my post?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:44:14 EST (#)
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I'll never make b@w.
<cries>
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:37:18 EST (#)
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b@w
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:30:55 EST (#)
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Wow. I didn't realise I needed a guide to the Catholic faith until I had one.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:17:29 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:34:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:32:29 (#)
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You left out the part about constant guilt.
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I tried to cover that with the gory Jesus and the part about how he died for YOU, you worthless wretch of a sinner.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:32:29 EST (#)
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You left out the part about constant guilt.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:23:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:16:36 (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:12:58 (#)
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1 entry found for pish.
pish ( P ) Pronunciation Key (psh)
interj.
Used to express disdain.
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Cool.
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Also Scottish for piss.
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Even better.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:16:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:12:58 (#)
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1 entry found for pish.
pish ( P ) Pronunciation Key (psh)
interj.
Used to express disdain.
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Cool.
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Also Scottish for piss.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:12:58 EST (#)
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1 entry found for pish.
pish ( P ) Pronunciation Key (psh)
interj.
Used to express disdain.
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Cool.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:11:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:07:28 (#)
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pish
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What does that mean?
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:08:28 EST (#)
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Har Har
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:07:28 EST (#)
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pish
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:06:17 EST (#)
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i think i have a tear in my eye...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:54:03 EST (#)
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ALTAR ALERT! ALTAR ALERT!
Hehehehe...being an ex-Catholic, this was high-larious.
B@W
Submitted by stuckfix (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:49:23 EST (#)
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That's pretty much Catholicism. Sexy and sweet.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:47:35 EST (#)
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Ha ha. I grew up Catholic, and I hated it when the Jebus Wafer got stuck on the roof of my mouth after communion, and I'd spend the next 9 hours scraping it off with my finger.
But now that I'm a Pagan, the babies don't stick to the roof of my mouth quite as much as the Jebus did.
Submitted by MavisMing (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:46:36 EST (#)
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'Bloody Caholics, filling up the bloody world with bloody kid's they cant afford to bloody feed."
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:46:09 EST (#)
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solid. Especially the birth control thing.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:15:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:09:14 EST (#)
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I dig Catholicism because it's about as close as the White man gets to practicing Voodoo.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:01:38 EST (#)
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I laughed.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:01:27 EST (#)
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As a recovering Catholic (well, pretty much recovered), I approve of this post.
But damn, you guys are so uberfied- Fat Tony is an 'alter'. You kneel at an 'altar'.
This was fantastic.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:53:50 EST (#)
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i went to st. peters the other day. it was beautiful. i mean, i didnt REALLY go, i used google earth, but still, it was cool.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:51:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:34:29 (#)
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don't care so much, it makes you seem...gay..er
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What? That doesn't make sense.
Oh. Wait. You're from Jersey. All is explained.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:34:29 EST (#)
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don't care so much, it makes you seem...gay..er
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:33:59 EST (#)
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+2 for Inquisition pictures
Damned if that to-do didn't result in some of the finest innovations in pain this side of the high heel shoe.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:33:24 EST (#)
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...because I married an Ultra-Catholic, and don't entirely get it.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:32:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:30:42 (#)
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I figure after all this time and all these posts you'd have it worked out where the text is a bit easier to read.
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You're having a difficult time reading this? I'm sorry. Oh. Wait. No I'm not. Anyway, you're from New Jersey, right? Nobody really expects you to know how to read anyway.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:32:19 EST (#)
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No comment
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:31:39 EST (#)
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As a recovering ex-alter boy, you just brought back a whole load of unpleasant memories.
Benedict really is a dodgy looking bastard.
Sorry, Your Grace.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:30:42 EST (#)
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Hey look its another ebola picture post!
I figure after all this time and all these posts you'd have it worked out where the text is a bit easier to read.
Or not.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-30 10:29:24 EST (#)
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Catholicism bashing makes my nipples lactate with pleasure.