FuCk YoU (3302 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.05 on 169 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by badassmofo (View user info) at 2006-01-30 11:27:48 EST
There are two of you scourge and HighVoltage that are on the list to suck my cock today, would anyone else like to join in?
No?
But surely that's what goes on right, that's what we do here at Uber is suck on each others appendages in hopes of becoming 'internet friends'.
Seriously all I've done is provide some honest rating and that equates to me 'bitching' or 'having a period day'...what the fuck is that.
I honestly must say that uber needs its collective twat washed, rinsed, and douched because it is starting to smell like old pussy around here.
You think that because we talk, chat, comment nicely or some other bullshit that we have to +2 one another for every little pile of pigshit that we post?
Well not me you simple fucks, and I'm not pointing at anyone in particular here, rather I am particularly pointing at all of you.
Seriously post it and accept your fucking rating or just stop fucking posting, won't break my heart...you fucking pantywaists.
Fuck you and you and you and you and you and you and you.
User Reviews
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2006-02-03 14:03:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i agree
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-02-03 12:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Can I get on that list?
What?
Submitted by Short-n-Sweet (user info) at 2006-02-01 14:05:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-02-01 13:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-02-01 13:15:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
I've always loved the "rate the post, not the poster" mantra
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HE LIVES!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-02-01 13:15:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've always loved the "rate the post, not the poster" mantra
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-01 08:55:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF??? My ratings dropped without additional hits or reviews!!
I CALL SHENANNIGANS!!!!
Read my new stuff... Come on.... I never post... you know you want to.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83247
Who broke Uber?? I'm guessing it was Method.... or all these Tigerlilly posts.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-02-01 05:25:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
har har playground politics....
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-01-31 16:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
So I see this went well for ya.
Shame on you, you do hate better than this post.
Now this....
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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:28:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
I just had the best cigarette I've ever had in my life. I mean, cigarettes are fucking amazing. Seriously. When I take that first drag off the end, I feel like heaven is here, in my mouth, in the s moke. They also make me look ridiculously cool and collected. I love how I don't have to smell or taste anything as well. I just can't get over how good cigarettes are.
-places one onto the table-
Oops, I dropped it right in front of you. I'll be back in three days to pick it up, but who knows, it's really windy and it could blow itself right into your mouth. One cigg wouldn't hurt, right? It's just one more time, for the sake of your lungs? Nobody would know except you and me. Think about that first exhalation, the calm that washes over your body. You are only hurting yourself if you don't smoke. Stop being a loser and do it.
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Not only was it a low blow, it was probably one of the best "fuck off" comments I've ever seen.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-01-31 16:38:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rage and profanity are always good. Cookies for everyone !
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-31 16:26:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I rate right.
If you include adjusting positively for people with nice boobs right.
This could have been done a lot better.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I name dropped your nuts like you asked me to.
Love me.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83210
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:58:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
mm... i burned my tongue.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-31 09:43:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mr.T eh?
I wonder wonder wonder whose alter you are?
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-01-31 09:31:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
QUIT YO JIBBA JABBA!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-31 09:29:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-31 07:27:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
In the immortal words of 311
"Fuck the Bullshit"
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i just logged in to declare my undying love for 311, even though everything after soundsystem sucks in my book.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-31 07:27:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
In the immortal words of 311
"Fuck the Bullshit"
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-01-31 07:01:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bitching about someone who bitches about the way you rate?
I don't have to point out that you're just as retarded... do I?
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-01-31 02:27:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:15:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:35:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Spook, what like we're here to fucking amuse you?
If you just once added something of worth to this website, then your opinion might matter.
Like what? Informative posts on how to roll blunts and pictures with weed and your kids. Keep going buddy, you sound like you've got a reputation to uphold.
I prefer to put my effort into my life and career while you can put together nice little collages. Remember, if I, and people like me weren't here to shit on your parade every once in awhile you might get something done besides wasting your existance on a website.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-01-31 00:45:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
i'm gonna ride shotgun with; The Spook, on this mission .
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-30 23:35:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No offense but...
"My internet connection is WAAAAAAAAAAAAY better than your internet connection!"
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 23:06:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:45:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Internet bickering is therapeutic. Sadly, I don't have hands, just flippers. Thanks for reminding me asshole.
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there was a lobster boy cashier at the grocery store today. i'm going to hell.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:58:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
interesting.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:21:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're adding to it. Not that I care.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:20:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I was supposed to quit smoking today. I lasted 4 hours.
GOD DAMN IT!
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha.....sorry. I think it's really funny when people get grudges on web sites. +1453546575757 for the cake..........I'm fucking hungry...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:28:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Gotta love the Spook's perspective.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:26:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
TheSpook has an edge, you gotta hand it to him. I wish he belittled me too.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:15:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:35:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Spook, what like we're here to fucking amuse you?
If you just once added something of worth to this website, then your opinion might matter.
Like what? Informative posts on how to roll blunts and pictures with weed and your kids. Keep going buddy, you sound like you've got a reputation to uphold.
I prefer to put my effort into my life and career while you can put together nice little collages. Remember, if I, and people like me weren't here to shit on your parade every once in awhile you might get something done besides wasting your existance on a website.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:05:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm the first to agree with the message that we don't have to +2 each others. But posting about it is not exactly a good way of promoting this.
Not giving a fuck is much better way.
Here's an example:
-2 :D
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45255
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-30 18:53:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit
Submitted by SammySnyders (user info) at 2006-01-30 18:00:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for the cake
-2 cause its just a bad post
http://captainfoamy.com
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-01-30 17:42:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
fuck you in the butt till it burns
Submitted by kimberly (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:50:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Considering that I've been weary to post here on Uber for quite sometime, due to the fact that I'd be harassed... well basically you hit the nail on the head.
Good job!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:48:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
'your' a dumbass and I don't like that
but I eat baby animals and drink 30 year old liquor so don't hold my opinion to high
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:38:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shut up slut, no one's interested
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your an honest man and I like that.
I also like to shave my legs and watch movies like the sweetest thing so don't hold my opinion in too high of regard.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:13:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:11:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
cool
and between me and you...this post was a farce.
I just saw the opportunity since folks didn't like how I was rating stuff
but don't tell anyone.
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ha ha ha
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cool
and between me and you...this post was a farce.
I just saw the opportunity since folks didn't like how I was rating stuff
but don't tell anyone.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:09:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:07:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
ok because combined with the comment you made about my ubercon post being 'telling about some people' I thought maybe we weren't cool anymore?
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No that wasn't to you specifically. It was a generalisation of all the bitching at the US Ubercon.
we're cool babe, we're cool..
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:07:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok because combined with the comment you made about my ubercon post being 'telling about some people' I thought maybe we weren't cool anymore?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:05:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:59:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Merlina - I feel hurt by that or something
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Nothing personal hon
This was just dragging on - and you KNOW I hate nastiness.
You know I love ya
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:04:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
blow me you four eyed fuckwaste
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:03:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up you whiney little pussy.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:59:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Merlina - I feel hurt by that or something
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:48:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
this post seems to have run out of steam.
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good
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:55:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This gets said like once a month. Nothing changes.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this post seems to have run out of steam.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
here's the +2, can I get my reacharound now?
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Saucer of milk, table 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:42:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:59:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Except you auto +2 anything by nitty, Shlongy.
You fucking homo.
1) That's NOT true. His average rating from Shlongy is only +1.81
b) Did it ever occur to you that I like his posts? We have the same sense of humor.
3) Go fuck yourself.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:39:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:12:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
both of you have missed by a mile with your ideas of who I am or what I'm after.
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I know who you are.
You're Godzilla.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:30:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:28:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
I just had the best cigarette I've ever had in my life. I mean, cigarettes are fucking amazing. Seriously. When I take that first drag off the end, I feel like heaven is here, in my mouth, in the s moke. They also make me look ridiculously cool and collected. I love how I don't have to smell or taste anything as well. I just can't get over how good cigarettes are.
-places one onto the table-
Oops, I dropped it right in front of you. I'll be back in three days to pick it up, but who knows, it's really windy and it could blow itself right into your mouth. One cigg wouldn't hurt, right? It's just one more time, for the sake of your lungs? Nobody would know except you and me. Think about that first exhalation, the calm that washes over your body. You are only hurting yourself if you don't smoke. Stop being a loser and do it.
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I didn't know you'd quit smoking. I know what a bitch that is. Nonetheless, this is the greatest reply to any post in Ubersite history. I am in love with this man and now declare myself a homosexual, so that he will come and pump my pooter.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:26:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Another lame nerd fight. You people arent entertaining me at all.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:23:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG! YOU GUYS ARE SO GOOD AT INTERNET QUIBBLE
I bow, really I do.
Consider me humbled.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:20:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, been thinking real hard about you because I made more than two comments on this post. That takes weeks of thought and preparation, slick.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:12:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
both of you have missed by a mile with your ideas of who I am or what I'm after.
but it's cool because you've obviously both been thinking about me.
don't worry I think about you too.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:05:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"I honestly must say that uber needs its collective twat washed, rinsed, and douched because it is starting to smell like old pussy around here."
hahaha
You should be the first one in line to get the vinegar, buddy.
MY NAME IS BADASSMOFO AND I TYPE ANGRILY
I LOOK LIKE A GORILLA WHEN I TYPE, POUNDING THE KEYBOARD WITH MY FAT SAUSAGE FINGERS IN THE HOPES THAT WHAT COMES OUT WON'T MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A MONKEY BUT RATHER A STRONG ALPHA MALE TYPE THAT COMMANDS RESPECT AND FUCKS LOTS AND LOTS OF WOMEN WITH NO CONCERN FOR VENERIAL DISEASE BECAUSE MY COCK IS MADE OF GOLD AND MY PUBES ARE STRANDS OF THE FINEST CHINESE SILK
ALL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHTY BADASS
*POUNDS CHEST*
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm hoping someday i'll get paid for this and get playboy bunnies for my hilarious posts. That's exactly what I meant. It will happen. I will be a god of the internet. People will pray to alters to....fuck you are retarded.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who's going to read this in 5 years?
Wait, so are you telling me that you post here in order to create some sort of legacy? I'm not sure if that is sad or just plain sad.
AJ, right back at you pal.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:52:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ratings mean nothing, tit. I just find you annoying.
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:52:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Huh? I think it's pretty clear what my message was, and that is you need to do whatever it takes to chill the fuck out. Oh wait, this is badass, so let me dumb it down so I don't seem so "odd" and "incomprehensible"....
I PISS AT YOU SO STOP. BE GOOD. FUCK YA BUG ME MAN, QUIT BEING LAME.
Also, I could throw that argument right back at you, trying to be the "honest guy that doesn't take any bullshit, that just says how it is" to be accepted by the people who "really get you". I just wish I could get offended at this half-ass attempt. I care, but i'm not offended because you are stating the obvious to me. I get the feeling you're going to pull the "god guys can't you see through this obvious attempt" at any second. I've seen it before, and done ten times better. I do commend you for stirring the pot. You definitely got that down. Where does that get you, though? Who's going to read this in five years and care about any of it, for that matter?
Submitted by queenemily (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That looks like a delicious cake.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:39:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GLALL - I thought you had nothing else to say? YOu can't stay away either, you love my cock too.
Its cool because I can see through your attempts at seeming odd and incomprehensible, I can see you, the little child begging to fit in. Meanwhile you jerk of to Horny Hungarian Housewives into your mom's pantyhose.
We all love you GL, you're so good and being weird and stuff that we should just fawn all over you.
Ungh....slurp...that's me licking you, you steaming pile of cock slurp.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:38:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:37:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm staying neutral
Because you quit smoking
And could fly off the handle at any time
And you know where I live
And now I'm scared
*runs away*
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:33:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:28:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
I just had the best cigarette I've ever had in my life. I mean, cigarettes are fucking amazing. Seriously. When I take that first drag off the end, I feel like heaven is here, in my mouth, in the s moke. They also make me look ridiculously cool and collected. I love how I don't have to smell or taste anything as well. I just can't get over how good cigarettes are.
-places one onto the table-
Oops, I dropped it right in front of you. I'll be back in three days to pick it up, but who knows, it's really windy and it could blow itself right into your mouth. One cigg wouldn't hurt, right? It's just one more time, for the sake of your lungs? Nobody would know except you and me. Think about that first exhalation, the calm that washes over your body. You are only hurting yourself if you don't smoke. Stop being a loser and do it.
B@W
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Best hate reply EVAR!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:33:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AJ is the prototypical uber cliquer, Lisa gets a +2 posting a pic of NKOTB...because she's Lisa.
HA HA HA, you pathetic chump
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 drama
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:28:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I just had the best cigarette I've ever had in my life. I mean, cigarettes are fucking amazing. Seriously. When I take that first drag off the end, I feel like heaven is here, in my mouth, in the s moke. They also make me look ridiculously cool and collected. I love how I don't have to smell or taste anything as well. I just can't get over how good cigarettes are.
-places one onto the table-
Oops, I dropped it right in front of you. I'll be back in three days to pick it up, but who knows, it's really windy and it could blow itself right into your mouth. One cigg wouldn't hurt, right? It's just one more time, for the sake of your lungs? Nobody would know except you and me. Think about that first exhalation, the calm that washes over your body. You are only hurting yourself if you don't smoke. Stop being a loser and do it.
B@W
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:21:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:55:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
All the whining about what Uber has devolved into. Please. That shits as tired as the shit about what user number you are.
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well put
Submitted by JackalFett (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:20:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just for the cake. AH ha ha ha ha.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:20:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes and likely bigger than most of the poles commenting on this post
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:11:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a pole? Cool.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:06:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahhahahha
I've seen you use that 'sigh' thing before, as if you are telling me something.
move on kid ya bother me
Ha ha Shlongy only smokes nitty's pole.
Well nitty's and Tiger's
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:03:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HEAT
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:50:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
you see, even with your -2s you are still sucking my cock
theres a fiver on the nightstand and some tissues, close the door on your way out
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sigh
You have a big opinion of yourself don't you? There's no cock sucking here son. The way we express displeasure on Uber is through the little scrolly ratey wheel. My ratings show what I think of this.
You posted this to get heat, that's fairly obvious. You got it.
Did not having a daddy make you learn to try and seek out attention of any sort, good or bad? Thats what this is right?
You're the interweb champ. Go you.
Have a nice day little lady. We'll play again soon.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:00:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:58:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yeah...Shlongy kisses a LOT of ass around here. The only cock I would even consider sucking would be my own. I wish I was that flexible.
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Hahahaha, you'd never leave the house!
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:59:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Except you auto +2 anything by nitty, Shlongy.
You fucking homo.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:58:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yeah...Shlongy kisses a LOT of ass around here. The only cock I would even consider sucking would be my own. I wish I was that flexible.
You can usually tell that by the mountains of +2's I toss out on an annual basis.
Don't make me print out my ratings spread sheet.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:57:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nicotine withdrawal is a bitch. Not to worry. That too, shall pass.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:54:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Congrats on your teen pregnancy.....
Chin up chest out...
Head down, ass up thats the way we like to fuck...
Just random thoughts.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:53:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It doesn't matter what people think or what people +2 or -2. What do you care if people are saying you're on your period, it doesn't affect you. Being as such, this is a whiny double post, and merits a -2, though I like your regular stuff.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:50:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you see, even with your -2s you are still sucking my cock
theres a fiver on the nightstand and some tissues, close the door on your way out
Submitted by maxmouse (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:50:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
made me laugh...
+2 (but you will have to blow me)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:49:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sweet?
No worries there cockmaster.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
don't go and get all sweet on my now homoboy
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:45:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Internet bickering is therapeutic. Sadly, I don't have hands, just flippers. Thanks for reminding me asshole.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no we can't spoon but you can cup my nuts in your hand and whistle yankee doodle dandy if you like
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
LINK BELOW TO UBER DICKSUCKING
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:38:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83141
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:35:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Spook, what like we're here to fucking amuse you?
If you just once added something of worth to this website, then your opinion might matter.
Shlongy - funny coming from Uber's most notorious cock sucker...that's just funny
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:34:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your wife's still a teenager?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Can we spoon now?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope to fucking Christ this knocks me off of most heated.
HEAT PEOPLE.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Keep going.
This is amusing.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't swallow though.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
As far as I'm concerned, you ALL suck way too much Uber cock.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OH GOD I JUST CAME IN SCOURGE'S MOUTH
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:31:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^›
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:31:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
See, if I was interested in sucking your clique-dick I'd +2 you for saying that my shit was wicked and unmatched.
Too bad everyone knew that anyway. Suck it, haters!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:30:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dick sucking.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:30:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This post is dead to me now. Unless I change my mind.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:27:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
actually ORgasmatron's post was well written and funny so nyah nyah nyah
as for the others....do as I say not as I do..
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:27:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Doh!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:24:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
TigerLilly posted about the fucking trip too genius. Orgasmatron mentioned another example. You were all over that post. Oh, and another TigerLilly post interviewing some guy....I forget his handle... OH YEAH!!! It was you.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
scourge, the fundamental flaw in your arguement is in the fact that I can't possibly Uber-clique on my own posts. People are free to rate how ever they would like, if they give me a positive rating it's likely not because I had my 9mm stuck to thier skull.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:20:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck YOU
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:15:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Weird....
All last week, I couldn't access Uber from work. Now I can.
+2 for a post that I'm pretty sure is a joke.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:13:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
get the sand outta yer verjiner tigerlilly....oh, this is badassmofo...badass indeed.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:10:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I could give a fuck how you rate man. I don't know that you've ever rated more than maybe two of my posts, and I don't know how you rated them. Or care. It doesn't mean a fucking thing. Neither does this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/83135#1810191
Thats the comment you wanted to internet-call me out for? Damn< I should have known better. I see the error of my ways. Sheesh I'm stupid.
==
What Berty said below was pretty accurate. Your reviews have been pretty shit on a lot of posts lately, more negative than what it seemed you would usually rate and less reviewing. I made a comment about it and you chose to put me up on the top of this piece of shit because of that.
As for cliquing- go to any of the pre-Ubercon Poconos posts about the trip. Deepthroating, that was, on the part of everyone who was involved. Those wern't exactly high quality posts.
Go smoke a fucking cigarette already, whiney.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:09:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Christ people. Here's the thing, I could +2 Badass just for being a former MP. He could do the same for me.
I could +2 anybody that +2ed me, but I don't. That shit's grade-school "my friends don't like you, so I don't".
I don't know any of you in real life, never plan to. I like being Foolproof to you - never releasing my real name. That's the great thing about the internet. I can tell you all to fuck off, don't talk to me, and never lose sleep over it.
I post shit. So do you.
I posted shit today on purpose.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:09:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and this one time, at ubercon...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:08:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nevermind, in a way. I think I only really targeted a small portion of your post with that comment.
As far as the ratings go, I'd prefer it if people rated how they felt and not because of who wrote the thing. Of course, I'd also like to see an end to "No Comment" reviews as well, and for people to contribute quality criticism from time to time. I don't expect these things to happen, as there's little in the way of anything I can do about them.
At the end of the day, ratings are meaningless. -2 people, +2 them, whatever.
Submitted by Tyrone_Washington (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:59:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Tyrone_Washington (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:54:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:53:09 (#)
Ranking: -1
what's all this about?
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A girlie man is on his period.
______________________
Girlie man?
Hey, 1992 called - they want they're insult back.
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Really? Great. Tell them I want dollar beers back, I think it's a fair trade.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:02:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Get busy livin or get busy dyin'.
If you really feel this way, bitching about it isn't going to help.
And, if you do, I don't know who the bigger fool is: me for doing a little uber-fellatio by concocting a post from your name, or you for +2ing it and enjoying yourself.
If you don't really feel this way, then enjoy getting heated in t-minus thirty minutes.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
badassmofo auto +2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:01:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
damn typo in an insult
fuck me.
their -not "they're"
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 12:00:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Berty if I'm irratable its merely from giving up the cigarettes.
scourge, I'd like for you to point me in the direction of an example of me cliquing here on uber.
I'm no hipocrate, you only get +2s from me if they are deserved.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:59:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Tyrone_Washington (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:54:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:53:09 (#)
Ranking: -1
what's all this about?
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A girlie man is on his period.
______________________
Girlie man?
Hey, 1992 called - they want they're insult back.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:59:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
The cake photo saved this from a -2.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:57:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
eat some fruit
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83141
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:57:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go polish your multi-tool.
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:56:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post is shit.
And the rest of you are dumbasses for falling for it.
I've seen this attempt so many times its sickening.
-2DIE
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:55:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone's got a case of the Muuundays.
Here give me a hug.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:55:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HV- I could givbe a shit about double posting. This guy's just a fucking hypocrite.
All the whining about what Uber has devolved into. Please. That shits as tired as the shit about what user number you are.
Did you walk ten miles to school through the snow too, grandpa?
Submitted by Tyrone_Washington (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:53:09 (#)
Ranking: -1
what's all this about?
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A girlie man is on his period.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:53:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I dunno. You seem irratable, unhappy with people. You don't comment as much, when you do it's like you're annoyed.
It's not just you either. There have been some raised tensions from other quarters.
I have to confess that after the London Ubercon last year I felt a little weird. It's not until rather recently I've felt comfortable being on Ubersite again. It did cause a little bit of a shock. I dunno if that's what you're going through though.
Well maybe I'm imagining it all. I did dream that somebody offered me Cypress Hill tickets and I thought that was real. Boy, was my face red when I asked my friends about it! heh.
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:53:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Come rest your head on my bosom...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:53:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
what's all this about?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Just as your free to -2 everything you read, I'm free to +2 everything I read."
that's a quote HV you simple fuck.
Just as you are = you're
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:52:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That cake looks like it would be delicious with Um Bongo
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:52:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:42:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
...just fed up with the bullshit around here.
=============================================
Er...don't let the door hit you in the a....
uh...I guess this post will change things around here, by golly!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:51:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I initially gave it a -1 because that's what I felt it deserved. I didn't anywhere state that I felt it needed a -2. A little ranting gains some points, so it got bumped in my estimation to a -1.
Then I decided that I'd feel insulted, or personally affected, like you did which prompted you to write this jewel. My decision made me come back and give it a more heartfelt rating.
Backbone. pfffffffft please.
Like I said, you're as guilty as anyone of clique dick sucking here. Maybe more guilty at times. Look to yourself to find what you hate man. All humans are guilty of it.
Fuck you.
Submitted by Tyrone_Washington (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:51:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're just mad cuz Jersey's banning smoking.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:51:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah fuck me. I used your twice. Well shit. Here is another 0 to even it out.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:42:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
High School?
BAH, I ddin't even finsih high school so try again you simple shit.
--------------------------------
Well, thanks for that. Guess I don't have to say anything more.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:50:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually badass I used "your" correctly.
Wow. It is pretty obvious you didn't graduate from high school.
Don't fuck with GLALL. He is 20 feet tall and eats trees as his salad. His mighty penis will crush you under it's girth. He shits out ice cream that feeds little Asian babies.
scourge you forgot that this was a double post. A whiny double post at that.
Where is Caul when you need him?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:50:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Sinner.
=(
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Berty I'm not sure what you mean by out of sorts...I'm fine
I just figured since folks seemed to have a problem with how I rate I'd give them a forum to express it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:45:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yeah, I forgot.
Fuck you.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:45:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
scourge- i'd address you but your whole comment is a contradiction, you mention all the reasons why this post is a -2 and then you copped out with a 'nice -1'. Grow a backbone.
HighVoltage - You're your, learn it live it you fucktard
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:43:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You've been out of sorts ever since you went to that Ubercon.
Did they do something to you over there?
Submitted by MavisMing (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:43:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:42:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
High School?
BAH, I ddin't even finsih high school so try again you simple shit.
Or wait, better yet post something completely off the wall and out there so people will think you are cool and hard to understand.
You people are seriously so predictable.
Not a bad day Berty, just fed up with the bullshit around here.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice cake. I bet the icing tastes like whiny twat.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:41:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I still love you, even though this was a desperate attempt to make it on heated. Congrats though, it looks like it will work.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:41:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just as your free to -2 everything you read, I'm free to +2 everything I read.
I mean I don't cause normally I like making myself feel good by stepping a 16 year old's feelings by -2ing them and telling them that mommy never loved em. But if I like something, I'll +2 it. Or if it is close to a +2, and something in the comments gives me pause, I'll +2 it.
Basically, quit bitching.
And I will name drop your balls in my next post. Because I care.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:41:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
What a bitch.
Seriously, man this was some bitchy bullshit right here.
You're not pointing fingers, but you did point one. At me. You've been as guilty as anyone around here of the clique-y dick sucking chief. Maybe you should wash the sand out of your pussy and tone the fuck down.
As for honest rating on posts:
This was poorly written. There were a number of run on and otherwise poorly constructed sentences. It also had a lack of direction. The narrative didn't flow well and your stance on the issue being discussed seemed to waver a little.
When arguing a position, you shouldn't make exceptions. You shouldn't back pedal on the stance either. This shows a lack of dedication to the argument being presented, a weakness that the opponent will exploit in his or her rebuttal.
This is a nice -1
How about that for honestly rating?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:40:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
apparently you cant submit a title using all caps,
so fuck off you fucking geek
seriously I don't understand why this is not a perfect +2 I mean we're all buddies right?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:39:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:37:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
Your clever comebacks always remind me of high school. Sweet nostalgia.
==========
He's got you there. Calling me "gay...er..." was about as witty and mature as Eddie Haskel giving me a wedgie. -2 because GLALL...the one true God...has opened my eyes....
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:38:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
But I'm cool, right?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:37:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bad day mate?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:37:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your clever comebacks always remind me of high school. Sweet nostalgia.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:36:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The way you alternated capitals with lowercase makes you seem so angry.
And 12.
Which means you can't fuck your wife anymore.
So I'll take her.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:35:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:33:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
God, I have so many directions I could go with this.
========================================================
Well there is always DOWN, like down on me
Teephphah, go away before I show you pictures of me bending god over the sofa
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:35:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:33:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:28:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
Why hello TigerLilly.
=======================
There is a grain of truth to your post. This comment, however, negates any seriousness with which I can take it.
Have a 0.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
God, I have so many directions I could go with this.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:32:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"Seriously all I've done is provide some honest rating and that equates to me 'bitching' or 'having a period day'"
_______________________________________
Well, there was also that part where you made an entire post just to bitch about people thinking you were cranky.
Need to talk big fella?
Jesus is always listening. =)
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:31:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"You're cool. I'm out."
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:30:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
name drop my nuts you dipshit
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:30:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not only sounds like a period day but I think your mom just got raped too.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I would say "Even you can't escape double post" but you name dropped me so it all evens out.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Awww, that was sweet.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-30 11:28:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why hello TigerLilly.