Bartemian Rhapsody (2502 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicLabels: songs
Rating: 1.88 on 175 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-01-30 13:24:24 EST
We need a little love up in this mofo today.
Between the lack of substance, and the chunky whine-hate-bitch salsa that's been served up lately, I think it's time we all get together again for a little sing-along.
"Bartemian Rhapsody"
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in this website
My escape from reality
Open your mind
Find words that will rhyme for me
I'm just a writer, I need no therapy
Because I'm beaten up, beaten down
Praised and cursed, king and clown
All these words and ratings don't mean a damn thing to me, to me
Bart-bart, just killed a noob
Threw my words against his post
Rated blindly, now he's toast
Bart-bart, he had just begun
But that twonami blew him clean away
Bart-bart, ooo
Baby Jesus gonna cry
If I see one more bitmap come tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
Emu, your time has come
On Thursdays then it's fine
Rabbits working overtime
Farewell happy fields where content dwells
Thanks to alters and shitposters you are gone
Bart-bart, ooo (all these words and ratings)
I don't want to write
I sometimes wish I'd never come here at all
I see a little bitty shitfuck of a man
CaptainThorns, CaptainThorns will you play me a tango
Camwhores, hate and convos - what a bunch of homos here
Axolotl, Axolotl
Axolotl, Axolotl
Axolotl and Jimbo - terrifico
I'm just a writer, nobody reads me
He's just a writer and he needs therapy
Spare him his life from the man called Shlongy
Beat him up, beat him down - will he skate it off
Soup's on bitch! No - he will not skate it off - skate it off
Soup's on bitch! He will not skate it off - skate it off
Soup's on bitch! He will not skate it off - skate it off
Will not skate it off - skate it off (never)
Never skate it off - skate it off
Never skate it off - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh 'what the hell man,' 'what the hell man,' 'what the hell man,' skate it off
Confuzitron has rating set aside for me
For me
For me
So you think you can read me and send a reply
So you think you can leave me a "minus two die"
Oh dickshine - can't do this to me dickshine
Gotta retaliate, gotta retaliate like a ghey menz
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Ratings, they don't matter
Anyone can see
Ratings, they don't matter - ratings, they don't matter to me
All these words and ratings...
User Reviews
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-18 14:48:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This deserves another +2.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-02 19:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You just made my weekend duty somewhat better.
*salute*!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-09-02 18:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well then...
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-02 17:32:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was gonna +2 this, until I got to the Soup's On and What the hell man lines, then I decided I'd give this a +3.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-20 02:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Kirbage (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-06 06:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Genious
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 09:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2...check.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-28 11:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh shamone?
Shamone for reals?
I'm as excited as a little girl playing with her growing, puffy buds.
Check your inbox.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-28 09:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Post Script: O-Man, e-mail me if you want to hear the preliminary unedited version: captainthorns.at.gmail.com
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-28 09:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
O-Man - slowly but surely, this is nearing fruition. I'm done with all of the tracks now except for the vocals....just finished the piano track last night.
And I must say, that it is a LOT harder to play than it sounds.
Doing all the EQ, compression, and effects is gonna be a bitch timewise, too.
Please be gentle when I unveil my submission...I spent HOURS on the guitar tracks and although I will nevar be as great at Brian May, I am settling for second best. :)
I'm really, honestly, hoping for late next week to get this done and uploaded. Swear. Or my name isn't Herbert J. Shlongy.
What?!?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-07 15:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-23 13:50:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:02:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
IT HAS BEGUN
(yes, really...i started recording last night...)
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PREPARE FOR THE COMING OF THE THORNGASMATRON.
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I haven't forgotten about this, I swear. I've been sick the past week and my voice has been crap.
But now that I'm back to normal (okay, close to normal) I can hopefully finish it this weekend.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-31 20:08:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck yes.
impressed agian.
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-31 20:00:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I got the chills at 'what the hell man.'
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-31 19:44:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Love it.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-31 19:39:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Shlongster, put down that penis and step away from the lady!"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-31 19:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Then I'll just have to paddle you with the ol' mushroom cap. Trust me, good times will be had by all.
By both.
At least by me.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-31 19:28:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm the headmistress.
I wield the paddle. Effectively.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-31 19:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I get to paddle the headmistress?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-31 19:20:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, please report to the headmaster's office immediately to receive your detention and paddling.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-31 19:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post was back in the days when I enjyed some of this fruitcake's post...before he went all "Grade School Hall Monitor" on us.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-03-31 19:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And High Voltage, this is one of the best reviews EVAR! http://www.ubersite.com/m/28797#444837
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-03-31 19:00:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THAT IS MIND-BLOWINGLY AWESOME!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-24 09:55:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-23 13:50:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:02:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
IT HAS BEGUN
(yes, really...i started recording last night...)
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PREPARE FOR THE COMING OF THE THORNGASMATRON.
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Oh, so THAT'S the name of the Beast in Revelation! :p
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-23 13:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:02:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
IT HAS BEGUN
(yes, really...i started recording last night...)
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PREPARE FOR THE COMING OF THE THORNGASMATRON.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IT HAS BEGUN
(yes, really...i started recording last night...)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-14 13:13:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-24 16:09:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone NEEDS to record a version of this!
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Don't worry, Monkey Mouth - it's on my list, along with FartSmeller's "Boyz in the Hood" Uber-rap.
And it will be oh so glorious once I'm done with it. THIS song deserves the nitpicking and time, yes indeedily-doodily.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-24 16:14:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
See below, TTOM. Bart made a valiant effort.
His link's down there somewhere.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-24 16:09:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone NEEDS to record a version of this!
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-02-24 15:57:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SimianSidestep (user info) at 2006-02-01 19:43:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd actually like to change the last line in the third verse from '...never come here at all ' to '...never been bored at all'.
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I'd like to change your change to "...never been Bored at Work."
But either way, both of our suggestions are just piggybacking someone else's creativity, so I'll stop now.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-02-02 17:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Soup's on bitch! No - he will not skate it off - skate it off
Soup's on bitch! He will not skate it off - skate it off
Soup's on bitch! He will not skate it off - skate it off
Priceless.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:55:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent. Just saw this now.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-02 14:37:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bye-bye Most Heated.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-01 23:15:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-31 17:45:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST GUITAR EVAR!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-01 23:13:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good call, SS.
Submitted by SimianSidestep (user info) at 2006-02-01 19:43:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd actually like to change the last line in the third verse from '...never come here at all ' to '...never been bored at all'.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-01 18:33:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm using part of the mp3 as my ringtone now...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-01 17:17:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sigh?
Not "swoon" or "vurp?"
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-01 17:05:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*sigh*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-01 16:21:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my post http://www.ubersite.com/m/83187 is answered. First thing to cause outright giggles and tears of laughter was that mp3. THANK YOU BART!
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-01 14:20:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-01 08:25:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-01-31 18:55:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
I used Garage Band on the mac with one of these:
http://www.m-audio.com/products/en_us/MobilePreUSB-main-1.html
and a standard Shure mic.
I can already play guitar reasonably well. Once I figure out how to sing, I'll be good to go.
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Nice preamp. As far as singing goes, I recommend downing a pint of whiskey before performing. Loosens up the ol' vocal chords.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-01 08:23:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-31 19:09:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-01-31 18:55:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
I used Garage Band on the mac with one of these:
http://www.m-audio.com/products/en_us/MobilePreUSB-main-1.html
and a standard Shure mic.
I can already play guitar reasonably well. Once I figure out how to sing, I'll be good to go.
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No. You still won't.
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Whoa ho HO! Damn Shlongy...careful or he might ban your Fat Foofy alter on account of insolence!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-02-01 08:21:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn you! Your version probably WAS better than mine, but I thought of it first!
and Bart didn't record mine
*hangs self with sheer stocking*
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-02-01 08:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Golden
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-02-01 05:46:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GO BART! THAT ROCKED HARDCORE!!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 19:52:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Come now, Shlong, don't be so pissy to the singer par excellence.
You must be getting itchy. Don't worry - nitty's period'll be over soon and you can resume your lovemaking once more. Pity that he won't let you do him when he's red, though.
Submitted by Psycosis (user info) at 2006-01-31 19:39:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was almost as good as the original - you and Freddie Mercury must have something in common, possibly Ghey Aids?
Seriously though, that was gold.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-01-31 19:11:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:52:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
The inside of your head must be a magical place. Or creepy. Either way, I appreciate it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-31 19:09:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-01-31 18:55:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
I used Garage Band on the mac with one of these:
http://www.m-audio.com/products/en_us/MobilePreUSB-main-1.html
and a standard Shure mic.
I can already play guitar reasonably well. Once I figure out how to sing, I'll be good to go.
No. You still won't.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-01-31 18:55:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I used Garage Band on the mac with one of these:
http://www.m-audio.com/products/en_us/MobilePreUSB-main-1.html
and a standard Shure mic.
I can already play guitar reasonably well. Once I figure out how to sing, I'll be good to go.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 17:52:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-31 17:47:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait a second!!!
THAT'S BART BART?
Oh my Gawd, or cult leader is insane!
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"WHAT is greening talking about?" you ask?
Click and learn, IF YE DARE:
http://www.cilfone.com/songs/bartemian.mp3
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-31 17:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait a second!!!
THAT'S BART BART?
Oh my Gawd, or cult leader is insane!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-31 17:45:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST GUITAR EVAR!
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2006-01-31 16:45:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:49:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Crank the guitar solo to 11 and enjoy....
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:48:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Th guitar solo was pretty sweet, though.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:36:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Perhaps this will satisfy Shlongy's desire for a recording.
Ummmm, no it really didn't.
It's worse than ETS' recordings.
Fucking miserable.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:31:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:36:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Perhaps this will satisfy Shlongy's desire for a recording.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:50:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bart is an excellent instrumentalist. The guitar solos were so spot on....I'm stunned.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:21:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, for the love of Bart.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:15:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.cilfone.com/songs/bartemian.mp3
Keep listening, monkeys!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm fine with it, provided everyone understands that I'm "the man" in the relationship.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, HV, you are really something. Are you and O-tron going to get "teh ghey married" now?
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-31 09:23:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Those instrumentals..... they sound so... done by instruments!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 09:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So, so ridiculous.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-31 08:11:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY FUCK!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-31 08:09:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 03:15:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
The song provided below kicks copious amounts of ass because ______________________:
A) It's badass enough that anyone'd actually attempt to pull this off, let alone the All-Father of this Norse playground of ours.
B) The turnaround time was ridiculous. This hasn't even been around for a day yet.
C) It's acapella.
D) While the vocals were powerful and inspiring, the solos are the true masterpieces here. I wept.
E) Bart rules.
F) I rule.
G) Nipples.
H) All of the above.
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I have to agree on all accounts. That was so TERRIBLE, it ruled. I think bart changed key signatures at least two dozen times.
The bridge was my favorite part ("I see a little...").
But bart, I have to ask - what did you use to record with, and why only in the left channel on the mixdown?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-31 08:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-01-31 03:04:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Worst recording attempt ever: http://www.cilfone.com/songs/bartemian.mp3
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*chokes on egg and toast*
*dies*
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-31 04:31:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2006-01-31 04:02:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-31 03:45:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-31 03:29:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-01-31 03:04:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Worst recording attempt ever: http://www.cilfone.com/songs/bartemian.mp3
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AAAAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA
*dies*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 03:20:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mermaid - Have you listened to bart's creation?
While I'm obviously a fan of writing poor versions of established songs, poor recreations of poor versions of established songs go straight to my heart.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-31 03:18:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 03:15:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
The song provided below kicks copious amounts of ass because ______________________:
A) It's badass enough that anyone'd actually attempt to pull this off, let alone the All-Father of this Norse playground of ours.
B) The turnaround time was ridiculous. This hasn't even been around for a day yet.
C) It's acapella.
D) While the vocals were powerful and inspiring, the solos are the true masterpieces here. I wept.
E) Bart rules.
F) I rule.
G) Nipples.
H) All of the above.
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Help..
Can someone help me pull Orgasmatron??
he appears to have disappeared up his own ass
ha ha ha ha
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 03:15:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The song provided below kicks copious amounts of ass because ______________________:
A) It's badass enough that anyone'd actually attempt to pull this off, let alone the All-Father of this Norse playground of ours.
B) The turnaround time was ridiculous. This hasn't even been around for a day yet.
C) It's acapella.
D) While the vocals were powerful and inspiring, the solos are the true masterpieces here. I wept.
E) Bart rules.
F) I rule.
G) Nipples.
H) All of the above.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 03:11:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy
shit.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-01-31 03:04:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Worst recording attempt ever: http://www.cilfone.com/songs/bartemian.mp3
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-31 01:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Know what's really fun? Killing pregnant hookers. It's like a peanut butter M&M. The hooker is like the chocolate candy covering, and her unborn child is like the peanut-buttery goodness within.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-31 01:04:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
meant +2.
glah.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-31 01:03:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-31 00:50:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh. Don't get me wrong. I love teh name-dropping. It makes me happy. Like, way too happy. I can't stop smiling. I usually kill hookers when I get this happy. Hope you can sleep tonight, knowing that some hooker had to die because of you!
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Did you know i just wrote a piece about you?
with the hooker killing, i mean.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-31 00:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh, I dunno. All's I know is that she had no soul. As they say "There's no need to kill hookers. They're already dead on the inside." But I killed her anyways. I needed to prove to myself that I'm man enough to actually do it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 00:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Was she an evil hooker?
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-31 00:50:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh. Don't get me wrong. I love teh name-dropping. It makes me happy. Like, way too happy. I can't stop smiling. I usually kill hookers when I get this happy. Hope you can sleep tonight, knowing that some hooker had to die because of you!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 00:46:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Spite? You got a name-drop!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-31 00:40:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
did i rate this?
i'm far too lazy to scroll down and check.
glah, here ya go!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-31 00:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I should give you a +1 or a -2 out of spite, but I'm a man of my word, and when I say "+2's for life, nigga!" I mean it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 00:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Direct your request to the Cap'n.
See if he'll submit to the masses.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-01-31 00:07:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
needs more "*.mp3"
i hope we get to hear this one!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:43:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This. Was. Awesome!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:16:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:31:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
no.....maybe...yes. Good Job.
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I love this guy. I especially like when he ends his comments with "good day."
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no.....maybe...yes. Good Job.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:53:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Agreed, Bubs. Just referencing a review from another post is all.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:51:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey.Hey. HEY !! Rice/Webber? Jesus Christ, Superstar was some of
the best music recorded. Ever.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:46:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
masterpiece.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:44:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:55:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
You mean an upstart, right?
shitfuck's a legend. Ask Dreg.
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Shitfuck's a moron, and Dreg his dumber brother.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:39:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yum
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:15:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How this is not a straight +2, I don't know.
Oh wait, I see it now.
OK, then. Carry on.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:10:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Quality.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-30 18:51:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 17:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I'm leaving work. W00t!
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:57:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Velly nice.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:45:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
When I see this come up on Recently Reviewed I can't help but see "Armenian Rhapsody" for some reason. What a different, different song that'd be.
Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:38:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:17:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The "soup's on bitches" part made me laugh.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:13:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Let's not pretend like I'm not below sucking someone off to get a record deal, Merlina.
We both know that's false.
No worries about the Rice/Webber comparison, Thorns. We will *not* play that game.
I should have said Tony Arata/Garth Brooks or something, since Taupin basically did all of EJ's songs and you're clearly capable on your own.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:13:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:11:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOOO!!!!
See? You *should* have hooked up with me while I was in London.
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damn
*slams fist on the table*
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:07:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:53:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
So....which version shall I record? O-Man's? Merlina's? Both?
Either way, with all the vocal parts and guitars, this one could take me a while. Better save it for when my wife is gone for a whole weekend.
I need to start demanding compensation for my efforts if I'm to start taking EVERY lyricist's requests. Either money or blowjobs will suffice.
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Unless O-man is rich - I win !! woooo
what?...
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WOOOOOO!!!!
See? You *should* have hooked up with me while I was in London.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:10:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:06:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha...no, no, no. I wouldn't touch that NKOTB thing with Apollo's dick.
And I simply told Shlongster to ask you nicely if you could record it, since he seems interested in hearing it. I'd ask myself, but I wouldn't assume to just throw a project on you like that.
If you *do* brave the perils of recreating this song, I'd suggest doing my version. Not because it's infinitely superior to Merlina's, but so we can elaborate on the Bernie Taupin/Elton John relationship we're building.
You know...just without the buttsecks.
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Presuming of course that you could *find* Apollo's dick.
And at least you used the Taupin/John analogy instead of the Rice/Webber analogy. If you had said THAT, I would have had to rip my nutsack off and stick my testes in my ears.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:07:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:53:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
So....which version shall I record? O-Man's? Merlina's? Both?
Either way, with all the vocal parts and guitars, this one could take me a while. Better save it for when my wife is gone for a whole weekend.
I need to start demanding compensation for my efforts if I'm to start taking EVERY lyricist's requests. Either money or blowjobs will suffice.
~~~~~~~~~
Unless O-man is rich - I win !! woooo
what?...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:06:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha...no, no, no. I wouldn't touch that NKOTB thing with Apollo's dick.
And I simply told Shlongster to ask you nicely if you could record it, since he seems interested in hearing it. I'd ask myself, but I wouldn't assume to just throw a project on you like that.
If you *do* brave the perils of recreating this song, I'd suggest doing my version. Not because it's infinitely superior to Merlina's, but so we can elaborate on the Bernie Taupin/Elton John relationship we're building.
You know...just without the buttsecks.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:03:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WAIT a minute...wait a minute...I just reread your comment...
...were you suggesting that I record your NKOTB parody?
Even *I* won't stoop THAT low. I do have SOME sense of decency, you know.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:55:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is so good, I hate to give it a 1.5,
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:55:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
But I have to, because you used the phrase "bart-bart."
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:53:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:52:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
That's because your version blows, missy.
Kidding.
Everyone, go read Merlina's version so she can stop sniveling like a schoolgirl with a split hymen.
And is that all it really takes, Shlongbow? A simple name drop?
I cooked this one up just for you. It's even told from your perspective: http://www.ubersite.com/m/83144#1810356
Anyway, see if you can convince Thorny to put this on his to-do list. I'd recommend bringing a pillow so you don't hurt your knees.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:46:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, this is funnier than shit...see if Thorns can record this masterpiece.
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So....which version shall I record? O-Man's? Merlina's? Both?
Either way, with all the vocal parts and guitars, this one could take me a while. Better save it for when my wife is gone for a whole weekend.
I need to start demanding compensation for my efforts if I'm to start taking EVERY lyricist's requests. Either money or blowjobs will suffice.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:39:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm glad I did this, if only because it gave me an excuse to find the video for this song online.
GodDAMN did Freddie Mercury have some terrible hair at the time.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:21:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
..."So you think you can leave me a minus two die-ieeeee"...is pretty "suite".
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:05:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Need I say more. Beautiful.
Walks to corner and weeps uncontrollably.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:03:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I took a shot in the dark. Beyond the 'oh oh x 1,000,000' stuff, I couldn't tell you how the rest of the song goes. Sometimes I just have to take it on faith that it's close.
Now this one was no problem. I could sing it and correct the lines as necessary. "Gotta retaliate, gotta retaliate like a ghey menz" is a little bumpy, but it could be ironed out properly during recording.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:59:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That "song" from the other post doesn't "do it" for Shlongy because to make these Weird Al parodies work, you pretty much have to know the original tune and not for nothin', I don't think I've ever even HEARD a NKOTB song.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:52:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's because your version blows, missy.
Kidding.
Everyone, go read Merlina's version so she can stop sniveling like a schoolgirl with a split hymen.
And is that all it really takes, Shlongbow? A simple name drop?
I cooked this one up just for you. It's even told from your perspective: http://www.ubersite.com/m/83144#1810356
Anyway, see if you can convince Thorny to put this on his to-do list. I'd recommend bringing a pillow so you don't hurt your knees.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no one remembers my version
*sob*
*dies*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:46:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, this is funnier than shit...see if Thorns can record this masterpiece.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:45:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2...guess why.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:38:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah you definitely put the most effort into replies of anyone here.
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I wouldn't be so quick to say that. Some of them, yeah, some of them, not so much.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:39:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart-bart, just killed a noob
Threw my words against his post
Rated blindly, now he's toast
___________________
Ordinarily I don't like fucking around with teh Rhapsody because of its unholy Queen-ness, but this made me laugh tenfold.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rock!
Today's been bad for me. Like, worse than the average Monday. Mainly becasue I'm nursing a killer hangover, and can't seem to keep my head up at my desk. I can't believe I had a stream of conciousness long enough to read this whole post.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:27:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:24:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
You know O-man, I should get ratings for my reply. I think from now on (well, in certain cases) I'm going to drop stories as replies.
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Good luck fishing for ratings for your own posts with your story-replies.
I've left, what, like 1,000 shitty poems all up in other users' business...it hasn't exactly translated into ratings gold for me (on my own posts anyway).
But then, I don't do it for my own glory. I do it to fuck with the writer. Or tickle their pink parts, depending on my mood.
I'm interested to see what you'll come up with.
There should be a way to rate reviews.
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Yeah you definitely put the most effort into replies of anyone here.
Except for TL who has to find something nice to say before she will rate something. And some of the noobs who are illiterate and need to conjour the mental power to string together 2 or more words coherently.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:38:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah but we still like the shit you leave us.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:27:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:24:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
You know O-man, I should get ratings for my reply. I think from now on (well, in certain cases) I'm going to drop stories as replies.
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Good luck fishing for ratings for your own posts with your story-replies.
I've left, what, like 1,000 shitty poems all up in other users' business...it hasn't exactly translated into ratings gold for me (on my own posts anyway).
But then, I don't do it for my own glory. I do it to fuck with the writer. Or tickle their pink parts, depending on my mood.
I'm interested to see what you'll come up with.
There should be a way to rate reviews.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:26:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-09 17:02:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
joelieswhenhecries is sitting in front of his computer, a soft glow casting shadows on him and the surrounding room. But a distant rustle catchs his attention for a moment.
"What is that?" joelieswhenhecries wonders to himself. With a sudden BANG the door is blown off its hinges and a flashbang grenade is thrown in the room.
"Oh piddlywinks." joelieswhenhecries mutters as he shits his Depends. The elite police force rush in weapons drawn.
"GET DOWN ON THE GROUND! NOW!" The lead unit, designated Alpha 1 yells. joelieswhenhecries reachs down to the bag at his feet where he has, among other things, a fake bomb, a water pistol, three dildos, chinese water balls, a douche bag, and a picture of Rosio Donnell.
"DON'T REACH FOR THAT SIR!" Alpha one screams again. joelieswhenhecries keeps reaching and Alpha team pumps him full of what was supposed to be non lethal shot that turns out to have been switched over for armor piercing rounds that turn joelieswhenhecries to bloody mush.
"Oops." Alpha one exclaims.
And somewhere, HighVoltage900 giggles to himself, holding the rubber rounds he took out of Alpha teams guns.
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There's the other one I wrote. Which is actually my favorite but that's okay. There will be more to come.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:24:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know O-man, I should get ratings for my reply. I think from now on (well, in certain cases) I'm going to drop stories as replies.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:21:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow- HV's review evoked a mixed emotions. It started out all hot and then BAM. Twat.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i feel like you would be a fun human being to know.
the sort that bursts into song and dances on his desk at work.
i know i do.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:20:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:56:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Lip trembling below tear stained eyes, HighVoltage knelt down in front of Orgasmatron. His stained dungarees...
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OH MY FUCKING GOD! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
That was priceless...funniest damn review I've EVAR read on Uber.
No contest here. This WILL be the best review of 2006, or my name isn't Captain J. Thorns.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:19:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto name-drop +2!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah, yes. I'd forgotten about Kenny's last stand against the hordes of hell.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:04:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:56:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Lip trembling below tear stained eyes, HighVoltage knelt down in front of Orgasmatron. His stained dungarees...
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..................um, wow.
I would have gotten this tattoed on my back if you'd had an old-school Nintendo and entered the Ultimate Gaming Code (up, up, etc...) so we could take on the hounds of hell, Contra-style. No spawn of the pit or eternal darkness can withstand men with automatic weapons front-flipping at them and firing at the same time.
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It's a South Park reference boy, the golden PSP is.
And that is definitely the best review EVAR. Except maybe one other story/reply I wrote that I thought was funnier but you would have had to know the context.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:07:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
now all we gotta do is to get Wayne and Garth to cover it...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:56:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Lip trembling below tear stained eyes, HighVoltage knelt down in front of Orgasmatron. His stained dungarees...
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..................um, wow.
I would have gotten this tattoed on my back if you'd had an old-school Nintendo and entered the Ultimate Gaming Code (up, up, etc...) so we could take on the hounds of hell, Contra-style. No spawn of the pit or eternal darkness can withstand men with automatic weapons front-flipping at them and firing at the same time.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:56:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:42:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:41:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:39:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll agree, 'bart-bart' blows. Is the guy two years old? No.
It's bullshit posturing of the highest order.
However, it was the perfect substitute for 'mama,' and I'm not beyond lowering my standards for the sake of a line.
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We know.
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Blow me, buttermilk.
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Lip trembling below tear stained eyes, HighVoltage knelt down in front of Orgasmatron. His stained dungarees were held up by a faded leather belt that HighVoltage's shaking fingers unbuckled and threw to the side.
"I said blow me now!" Orgasmatron said with a raspy voice, still pointing the 9mm at HighVoltage's head. HV gulped and began to pull the zipper down that held Orgasmatron's pants to his hips. When the zipper stopped sliding down, Orgasmatron used his free hand to pull the pants down to his ankles, again pushing the pistol into HV's head.
"NOW MOTHER FUCKER!" He screamed out, and HV stared with tear soaked eyes at Orgasmatron's boxers, now just a few inches in from of his face.
How did it come to this? HighVoltage wondered to himself as he pulled down Orgasmatron's boxer shorts revealing......
URBANES TWAT! HighVoltage recoiled but Orgasmatron/Urbane thrusted the meaty slit into HV's face.
"I SAID DO IT NOW!" He/she screamed. HV began to lick and cry while the four horsemen of the apocalypse flew overhead. Lucifer came up from a huge crack in the ground laughing and spreading death.
"IT IS DONE! SO HAS BEEN SAID THAT WHEN HIGHVOLTAGE LICKS THE CLIT OF URBANE THE END OF MEN'S DOMAIN OVER EARTH IS NIGH! AND THE BEAST WILL RISE FOR A THOUSAND YEARS OF DARKNESS!" Lucifer yelled out. HighVoltage jerked back from licking and saw what he had done. Orgasmatron/Urbane laugh a sick and twisted laugh at having ushered in the end of man.
"NOT ON MY WATCH BITCH!" HighVoltage screamed out, drawing his Holy Golden PSP. Using the awesome might of God's own PSP, HighVoltage caused Orgasmatron/Urbane to explode in a burst of emo feelings and poems. Then HighVoltage turned to Lucifer.
"You forgot one thing. Never challenge a pasty white guy when he has his PSP bitch!" HighVoltage then entered in God Mode code into his PSP and was transformed into a brilliant divine light.
"NO!!!" Lucifer cried out as HighVoltage/God imprisoned the Dark Angel back to the depths of hell.
"And so it shall be. I, HighVoltage, will protect and nurture man to the end of his days."
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn now I have that fucking song in my head.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You mean an upstart, right?
shitfuck's a legend. Ask Dreg.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:54:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmo is a legend
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The inside of your head must be a magical place. Or creepy. Either way, I appreciate it.
Submitted by JackalFett (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:49:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Magnifico
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*weeps*
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:44:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I sat that and sang it as I read it. Works great.
Submitted by Broken_Bird (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:44:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
haha
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
as always
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:42:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:41:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:39:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll agree, 'bart-bart' blows. Is the guy two years old? No.
It's bullshit posturing of the highest order.
However, it was the perfect substitute for 'mama,' and I'm not beyond lowering my standards for the sake of a line.
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We know.
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Blow me, buttermilk.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:41:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:39:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll agree, 'bart-bart' blows. Is the guy two years old? No.
It's bullshit posturing of the highest order.
However, it was the perfect substitute for 'mama,' and I'm not beyond lowering my standards for the sake of a line.
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We know.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:40:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:38:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're such a wiseass.
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Have you seen my other musical offering today?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83144#1810356
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:39:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll agree, 'bart-bart' blows. Is the guy two years old? No.
It's bullshit posturing of the highest order.
However, it was the perfect substitute for 'mama,' and I'm not beyond lowering my standards for the sake of a line.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:39:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll have this in my head for the rest of the day. I'm relieved the original is so catchy.
LINKWHORE:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83106
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:38:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're such a wiseass.
Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:38:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So good I wish it were a woman so's I could fuck it.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:38:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:35:30 (#)
Ranking: 1
nice.
is anyone else sick sick sick sick si ck of the phrase "bart-bart?"
for some reason, that just annoys the fuck out of me.
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I see i'm not the only one.
Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:37:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You kick ass.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:37:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The dickshine stanza or whatever had me laughing....I love that word....but I cannot stand the usage of bart-bart. I know you probably only used it because it fit the rhyme scheme....still......I just do not like that nickname at all, it's insanely creepy to me.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:37:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Soup's on bitch! No - he will not skate it off - skate it off.
Brilliant.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:36:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Today needs more hate, not less.
Good damn job nevertheless.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:35:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:32:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha...sorry about that, Merlina - I didn't know anyone'd done that before.
Didn't mean to step on your feet.
I see you found that "So you think you can love me and leave me to die" fit perfectly with "minus two die" as well.
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ha ha yeah.... my fav line of mine, was the last line actually..
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:35:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
nice.
is anyone else sick sick sick sick si ck of the phrase "bart-bart?"
for some reason, that just annoys the fuck out of me.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:34:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:32:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha...sorry about that, Merlina - I didn't know anyone'd done that before.
Didn't mean to step on your feet.
I see you found that "So you think you can love me and leave me to die" fit perfectly with "minus two die" as well.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:30:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56624
been done before... by me!
well done though.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:29:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Emu, your time has come
On Thursdays then it's fine
Rabbits working overtime...........
.....Beat him up, beat him down - will he skate it off
Soup's on bitch! No - he will not skate it off - skate it off
Soup's on bitch! He will not skate it off - skate it off
Soup's on bitch! He will not skate it off - skate it off
Will not skate it off - skate it off (never)
Never skate it off - skate it off
Never skate it off - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Brilliant!!!
Submitted by Magicaddict (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pure gold.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:28:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
gotta retaliate like a ghey menz
I laughed, I cried, I wore tights.
huh?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:28:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just shuddered. I was forced to watch the musical "We Will Rock You" last weekend.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:27:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Because it created a symphony of sound in my head.
Well matched to the actual song.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-30 13:26:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...this is awesome.