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Why Can't You's Guys Be Nice To Me? (1620 hits)

Category: Graphics
Labels: Emoness

Rating: 0.98 on 60 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Habeeb "No Thank You, Emo" Thomas (View user info) at 2006-01-30 14:07:53 EST


Weep

Why are most of you so mean to me.

Where have all ma homies gone??

Sure my posts are stupid and lame sometimes but who cares.

I have made a few good ones in ma day, not many, but a few.

Imo keel every last one of the haters in my new Neo Nazi Regime.

If u give me a -2, IMO KEEL U.

that is my party slogan.

If u dont like it, the GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTT OOOOOTTTTTT

that is all

Now for a MS paint recreation of da moon landing.

HEIL HITLER WOO!!!

















P.S. just messin i love u all, especially the noobs and the emos

PEAASERESPECTMEEWEEEEEEEEEEEEP.JPG (65 kB)

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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-03 17:28:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

rating rating rating

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-01-31 08:32:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude you would love the flash animations by "system X" check out albinoblacksheep I can't get enough system X!

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 07:50:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BEEB ME

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-31 06:25:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Da moon bin keelen dem aseroids since 89 man!

Habeeb for President!

Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2006-01-31 01:28:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I need a new Space Jalopy 3000, can I haf yurs?

Submitted by Tyrone_Washington (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:56:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:09:45 (#)
Ranking: 2

This is 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times better than "FUcK YoU" or, "Go Fuck Yourself, I'm Nice."

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Maybe just 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times better but I agree anyways.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I still luv ya beeb, in a non-homo way of course!

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:38:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i like how the man and his penis are lego yellow. it makes me think of lego penis.

Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:31:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Har Har Peener.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:23:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I have a bone to pick with you, jerk!

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:15:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:17:16 (#)
Ranking: 0

You need to beeb people again.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:05:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"The moon is boring overdone, tired and played oot."

Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2006-01-30 18:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

It worked way back in the day, when it was new and fresh.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:40:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-CLIMAX!

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

God damn it all... It isn't Heil Hitler, it's HAIL Hitler, or Sieg Heil.

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:27:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

It actually looks like you spent more than 5 points on that picture so i give you a 1.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:23:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Buy a bullet and rent a gun.

Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:16:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2DIE

Submitted by FallenZer0 (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:19:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

i don't think that peener would last very long in that environment.

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:04:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Go away, please.

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:02:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Does this mean we're going to see more of this shit in the future?

Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:33:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Plus two for fusion!

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:19:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i don't think that peener would last very long in that environment.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:10:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

illustrated news pwnzszszszzszs

Submitted by JackalFett (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:02:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Funny, may I suggest more art in the future?
Maybe It's just lazy monday and I don't like to read today.
Eh +2 anywho.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:01:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:44:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Not enough Shlongy.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:44:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Weep for us all, my friend. Weep for us all.

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:42:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sun: "Fusion fusion fusion"
Earth: "Life life life"
__________________

I also liked the Space Jalopy 3000

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:41:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:34:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

space jalopy

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:40:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Stop gettin banned or ima cut you

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:38:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

STAB!

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:37:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"cupcake fairy" if you weren't a chick that'd be SO gay.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:34:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I do not hate you, but I do not like this post.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:34:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

space jalopy

Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:34:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I respect you, don't weep.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:33:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey homo, when did you get unbanned? Anyway, nice to have you back.

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:30:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I will respect your work the instant you begin to respect the rules of the English language. Anyone who spells "earth" with an f will never get anything more than a -2 from me.

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:29:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Aww, thank u all

i feel betta now
hug hug hug

starting tommorow illustrated news returns

waits fo appluase

cricket cricket

dustball rolls by

weeep

oh well

imo go eat ma crunchwrap supreme


Submitted by cdoggown (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Is bad spelling supposed to make things funnier?

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:28:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:22:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

I finally figured out whose alter Fat Tony is!

look at the title!

yous guys!
--

i had the same thought

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:27:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

start being funny, and stop being un-funny

Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:25:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

:)

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:25:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and
old people are useless.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Vigilante

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:23:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:20:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:11:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

Here's a cupcake, old chap.
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how come she has all the fucking cupcakes?
===================================================
Because I am the cupcake fairy, ninja girl.

Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I finally figured out whose alter Fat Tony is!

look at the title!

yous guys!

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:21:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion fusion

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:20:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:11:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

Here's a cupcake, old chap.
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how come she has all the fucking cupcakes?

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:18:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

nothing agaist you personally, but I didn't think this was very good..

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:18:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

wooooo!

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:17:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You need to beeb people again.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:14:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Okay this is better than the whiny bullshit that is going on recently. You get props for that.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:14:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

beeb, you need to do more of your News posts again, those were great!

I missed my fusion.

Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:13:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

keel dose asteroids!

Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:13:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ill be nice if you get bartbart to unban me

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:12:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

space jalopy

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:11:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:09:45 (#)
Ranking: 2

This is 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times better than "FUcK YoU" or, "Go Fuck Yourself, I'm Nice."
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It pains me to agree with that statement but yes...even you, Habeeb, have contributed more quality in THIS post than in those two combined.

+1 because it did make me smile that out of all the continents on your earth, Africa is the one with the peener.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:11:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Here's a cupcake, old chap.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-30 14:09:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times better than "FUcK YoU" or, "Go Fuck Yourself, I'm Nice."


Homer/Apu/Moe:
You can do it, Otto!
You can do it, Otto!

Apu: Make this spare, I'll give you free gelato!

Moe: Then go back to my place where I will get you blotto!

Homer: Domo arigato, Mister Roboto!

Team Homer