I'm extremely SICK OF STUDIES. (1119 hits)
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Submitted by leilani (View user info) at 2006-01-30 15:35:03 EST
ALCOHOL IS GOOD FOR YOU in moderation.
ALCOHOL CAUSES CANCER. http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/01/30/health.alcohol.reut/index.html
CARBOHYDRATES ARE ESSENTIAL FOR ENERGY.
ALL CARBS ARE BAD AND CAUSE YOU TO BE FAT AND DISGUSTING.
<insert scare tactic scare tactic scare tactic scare tactic >
MILK DOES A BODY GOOD
it also does the dairy farmers good, especially when it's loaded with antibiotics and rBGH!!!!
<brainwashing brainwashing brainwashing brainwashing brainwashing brainwashing >
BEEF IS AWESOME
if you're the guy killing the cows
SUGAR WILL KILL YOU!!!!!1
ALL KIDS ARE FAT BECAUSE OF SODA!!!
TAKE MORE PRESCRIPTION MEDICATIONS!!!!!!11111
IT'S OK IF YOU HAVE GENITAL HERPES, NOW YOU CAN TAKE VALTREX™ AND RIDE HORSES INTO THE SUNSET WITH YOUR LOVER WHO HAS NO IDEA YOU HAVE AN STD!!!!
I AM FUCKING SICK OF ALL THESE SCIENTIFIC "STUDIES". i can't believe how much money is wasted on them. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure there have been plenty of important ones. they are always finding something that "may" help and half the time the findings are irrelevant or later proved wrong.
There is no point to this post. Except that it's pretty fucking sad that the US is serving its people a tainted food supply in order to create more more more more more. And people are wondering why 8-year-old girls are growing boobs and getting their periods. BAH.
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Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2006-06-20 17:45:00 EDT (#)
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I heard that there's a way to cure cancer! The Germans found it - they heat your body up with laser beams or infrared light...I can't remember... but a man went in for some treatments AFTER the doctors said he was hopeless and only had weeks to lives and he's still alive two years later! Those amazing mammals!
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-20 17:37:24 EDT (#)
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MILK DOES A BODY GOOD...BEEF IS AWESOME
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I'm off to make a steak smoothie. I only use premium Angus beef and high quality yogurt.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-20 17:33:49 EDT (#)
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I'm fed up of people telling me I'm destined to swallow 8 spiders in my sleep across my life.
Who the fuck worked that one out?
Submitted by Nie_ein_Engel (user info) at 2006-06-20 17:29:26 EDT (#)
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IT'S OK IF YOU HAVE GENITAL HERPES, NOW YOU CAN TAKE VALTREX™ AND RIDE HORSES INTO THE SUNSET WITH YOUR LOVER WHO HAS NO IDEA YOU HAVE AN STD!!!!
Hilarity!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-02-03 18:25:04 EST (#)
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What a wonderful and intelligently plotted out post.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-01-31 09:27:14 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-31 06:30:05 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/52470
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-31 05:21:24 EST (#)
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More 8 year olds ready for teh raping, that's what I say.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:37:38 EST (#)
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Relax...and give Shlongy a humjob.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:07:35 EST (#)
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Are you hot? The name "leilani" makes me think "attractive person"
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 18:40:51 EST (#)
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They can be mind-boggling- and it doesn't make you an idiot to think so, it actually shows you're paying attention. My least favorite one of late is the study that- after being encouraged to increase soy protein for various reasons- finds that soy can mimic the effects of estrogen in the body. So those of us at high risk for breast cancer might now want to *limit* our soy intake, while all along it seemed one of those rare 'beneficial in moderation but harmless in high doses' products.
Many of these trials are important and if proven can can change our lives. But with the unpredictable ones, trying to 'get in on the ground floor' or finding a balance in the interim is always a gamble.
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2006-01-30 18:40:19 EST (#)
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that sucked
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 18:23:29 EST (#)
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funny
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2006-01-30 18:12:55 EST (#)
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You're one of those people who's just too dumb for life, aren't you?
If you know anything about logic... most of your post actually does NOT conflict with itself. Most of it is actually true(or part of the truth), except for about 3 parts.
ALL CARBS ARE *not* EVIL...
SUGAR *can* KILL YOU!!!!!1 (in massive amounts)
*Some* KIDS ARE FAT BECAUSE OF SODA!!!!
Other than that, the rest of the post holds water. If you believe all the tripe you just regurgitated are bunch of contradictions that make your head spin, then maybe Assisted Suicide is right for you.
What was the point of the Valtrex and genital herpes? Who said genital herpes was good? Why wouldn't you take prescription medicine if you can afford it or if you're a slore?
Submitted by SammySnyders (user info) at 2006-01-30 17:39:00 EST (#)
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I study so much i'm addicted to it
ain't no body going to stop me from from researching my studies
http://captainfoamy.com
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-30 17:26:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-30 17:05:28 (#)
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Studies show that cupcakes alleviate the trauma of rape by 95%.
The other 5% of trauma is still there, since I'm the rapist AND the cupcake fairy.
Money has been tight in my line of business, so now I'm in charge of raping AND cupcaking.
We had to fire the other cupcaker because he was skimping on the icing. Fucker.
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That made me smile.
But no where near as good as this reply:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83151#1810761
Bask in my glory. And feed me cupcakes.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-01-30 17:25:21 EST (#)
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Studies show that me not studying for a Sociology Exam results in a 92. SHWEET!
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-01-30 17:25:12 EST (#)
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"And people are wondering why 8-year-old girls are growing boobs and getting their periods. BAH."
I'm not questioning it, I just sit back and reap the benefits.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-30 17:05:28 EST (#)
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Studies show that cupcakes alleviate the trauma of rape by 95%.
The other 5% of trauma is still there, since I'm the rapist AND the cupcake fairy.
Money has been tight in my line of business, so now I'm in charge of raping AND cupcaking.
We had to fire the other cupcaker because he was skimping on the icing. Fucker.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:58:02 EST (#)
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I hate studies too.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:57:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:39:32 (#)
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apparently i have a mixed audience
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No shit, genius, you're on UBERFUCKINGSITE!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:40:00 EST (#)
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My favoritest line EVAR!!!
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:24:01 (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:19:27 (#)
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...if it weren't for that horse, i'd never have graduated from college.
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+2 for one of the greatest things ever said.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:39:32 EST (#)
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apparently i have a mixed audience
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:36:32 EST (#)
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I love DMD and Lisa.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:35:52 EST (#)
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I caught it. It sucked.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:25:17 (#)
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Way to go, perpetuating the idea that women don't know what they're talking about because their silly hormone fluctuations totally nullify their ability to reason,
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Exactly true, my friend.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:34:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:32:15 (#)
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studies show that being dumb results in this post
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studies show you like it so much you keep comin back
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:32:15 EST (#)
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studies show that being dumb results in this post
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:30:08 EST (#)
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::sarcasm:: which no one caught on to apparently
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:29:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:25:17 (#)
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Way to go, perpetuating the idea that women don't know what they're talking about because their silly hormone fluctuations totally nullify their ability to reason, you stupid bitch. I had an actual point, but fuck you. Someone call Dr. Hippocrates, my uterus must be wrapped around my windpipe.
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WHOA!! ESTROGEN SURGE!! i think they have a pill for that
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:26:37 EST (#)
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Well... the delivery was a bit crash and burn, but the info was right on target.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:25:17 EST (#)
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Way to go, perpetuating the idea that women don't know what they're talking about because their silly hormone fluctuations totally nullify their ability to reason, you stupid bitch. I had an actual point, but fuck you. Someone call Dr. Hippocrates, my uterus must be wrapped around my windpipe.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:24:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:19:27 (#)
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...if it weren't for that horse, i'd never have graduated from college.
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+2 for one of the greatest things ever said.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:23:11 EST (#)
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*ahem*
And I quote: "There is no point to this post."
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:22:09 EST (#)
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please, call me mr fuck.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:19:27 EST (#)
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You're like lewis Black...if it weren't for that horse, i'd never have graduated from college.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:19:07 EST (#)
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yeah smack_fuck, it's gross, and they put that in a lot of stuff. so many people DON'T know about all these things though, it's sad.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:16:05 EST (#)
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The main thing to avoid is hydrogenated oil, that stuff is literaly poison, and it's in alot of junk.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:13:52 EST (#)
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CRICKETS
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:03:53 EST (#)
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on teh rag much?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-30 16:02:02 EST (#)
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Yeah, no shit, Captain Obvious. That's why there's this handy little thing called "common sense." It's true about soda, though. Would you fill your baby's fucking bottle with corn syrup and food coloring? Think about the crap you put in your bodies. People don't even recognize actual food anymore. Even intelligent people, I don't understand it. It doesn't matter that every single ingredient is the artificial product of some factory, if it's sweet or salty, it must be food, right? And then you wonder why you're fat, tired, ugly and crabby.
Some people don't trust their government when it comes to political issues, but for some reason they think that if the FDA allows a food product to remain on the shelves that it's perfectly safe to eat. Don't be naive, nobody but you gives a shit if you die.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:47:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:43:42 (#)
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Hey you said today we were gonna talk about mutual cam whores. Well?!?!
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we'll talk
email me... uberleilani.at.gmail.com
oh and to mr. foamy nuts-- fuck off
Submitted by SammySnyders (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:45:56 EST (#)
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on second thought go suck a fuck
Submitted by SammySnyders (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:45:17 EST (#)
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Studies are for poo poo heads me and all of you are like friends now
come to my site, i won't stick my dick in your butt i promise
http://captainfoamy.com
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:43:42 EST (#)
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Hey you said today we were gonna talk about mutual cam whores. Well?!?!
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:42:55 EST (#)
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Bad day there love? Here, have a 2.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:39:59 EST (#)
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studies have shown that i'm ready to go home from work now!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:39:51 EST (#)
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eat fruit
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:39:50 EST (#)
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moron
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:38:30 EST (#)
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Studies show that having great sex with me is a sure-fire cure for cancer, stress, heart disease, brain tumors, broken bones, mental retardation, colds, lyme disease, thyroid problems and hangnails.
Spread em', baby.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:38:19 EST (#)
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Studies have shown that Ubersite is wicked gay.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:38:05 EST (#)
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so am I..
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:36:42 EST (#)
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Studies show that bottling up anger causes high blood pressure. Let it out.
Submitted by SammySnyders (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:36:33 EST (#)
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Captain Foamy is great for you, but only in extreme doses.
http://captainfoamy.com
the website you'd make, if you made websites
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-30 15:35:27 EST (#)
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ha