To Anna, IKEA's online assistant: You coy bitch. (1083 hits)
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Submitted by RamJetMax <Red4DSC.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-01-30 18:05:10 EST
Nothing like an afternoon of cyber with a Swedish online personal assistant:
http://www.ikea.com/ms/en_US/ikny_splash.html
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-24 15:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey I just noticed this... pretty funny, and a valid reason to linkwhore...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98619
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-31 17:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Me: How many times can you fuck on an ikea bed before it falls apart?
Anna: There are about 12,000 products in the total IKEA product range. Each store carries a selection of these 12,000 products depending on store size. The core range is the same worldwide.
Me: Are you a natural redhead?
Anna: I don't have any kind of opinion with regard to hair color.
Me: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Anna: Please have a look at the Curtains.
SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's a whore!
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-01-31 17:37:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
had so much fun with this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you will not believe what i asked her.
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I probably won't, unless you explain it. In detail.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-31 17:21:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i had so much fun with this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you will not believe what i asked her.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-31 08:47:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-31 04:44:15 (#)
Ranking: -1
Hmmm.. That wasn't very funny.
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But I really thought that it WOULD be. The title was great.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-31 04:44:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Hmmm.. That wasn't very funny.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-31 04:07:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Made me smile.
-Dave
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-01-31 03:56:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good. Could have been great. +2 because it was better than a +1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-31 03:49:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
grinable
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:16:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.....cjjjaiigediagdagdagg;
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:31:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:25:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:12:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
goddammit, I was going to do something like this with the robot lady from the frito lay website.
But I didn't, and you did.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:27:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
she gets wild when you type in lingonberry steamer - must be a Swedish thing
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:20:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:18:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You should see her O-face when the black guy shows up!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay it made me grin.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2006-01-30 18:38:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-01-30 18:34:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
those things are great sources of amusement at work
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Indeed.
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-01-30 18:34:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
those things are great sources of amusement at work
Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2006-01-30 18:12:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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