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Submitted by clownpenis.fart... (View user info) at 2006-01-30 18:52:20 EST
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Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-06-17 07:32:52 EDT (#)
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Asshole
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-06-09 20:57:38 EDT (#)
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WOOT WOOT
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-03-29 22:35:38 EST (#)
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who is that a picture off?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-14 19:06:46 EST (#)
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smells like nigger in here
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-31 00:33:09 EST (#)
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Every time you post shit like this, Satan filet's a fetus.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:27:21 EST (#)
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no one fucking cares
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Damn right.
Submitted by ryan5012 (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:29:10 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:18:01 EST (#)
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Congratulations on that man. Just...take it somewhere else.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:16:04 EST (#)
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I'm probably going to fuck myself either way; your disposition doesn't matter.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:39:55 EST (#)
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Basic Forms for Electronic Sources
The MLA Style Manual provides extensive examples of electronic source citations in chapter six; The MLA Handbook for Writers of Research Papers provides extensive examples covering a wide variety of potential sources in chapter six. If your particular case is not covered here, use the basic forms to determine the correct format, consult the MLA Handbook, visit the links in our additional resources section, talk to your instructor, or call the Writing Lab (765-494-3723) for help.
If no author is given for a web page or electronic source, start with and alphabetize by the title of the piece and use a shortened version of the title for parenthetical citations.
A web site
Author(s). Name of Page. Date of Posting/Revision. Name of institution/organization affiliated with the site. Date of Access <electronic address>.
It is necessary to list your date of access because web postings are often updated, and information available at one date may no longer be available later. Be sure to include the complete address for the site. Also, note the use of angled brackets around the electronic address; MLA requires them for clarity.
Web site examples
Felluga, Dino. Undergraduate Guide to Literary Theory. 17 Dec. 1999. Purdue University. 15 Nov. 2000 <http://omni.cc.purdue.edu%7Efelluga/theory2.html>. Purdue Online Writing Lab. 2003. Purdue University. 10 Feb. 2003 <http://owl.english.purdue.edu>.
An article on a web site
It is necessary to list your date of access because web postings are often updated, and information available at one date may no longer be available later. Be sure to include the complete address for the site. Also, note the use of angled brackets around the electronic address; MLA requires them for clarity.
Author(s)."Article Title." Name of web site. Date of posting/revision. Name of institution/organization affiliated with site. Date of access <electronic address>.
Article on a web site
Poland, Dave. "The Hot Button." Roughcut. 26 Oct. 1998. Turner Network Television. 28 Oct. 1998 <http://www.roughcut.com>.
"Using Modern Language Association (MLA) Format." Purdue Online Writing Lab. 2003. Purdue University. 6 Feb. 2003 <http://owl.english.purdue.eduhandouts/research/r_mla.html>.
An article in an online journal or magazine
Author(s). "Title of Article." Title of Journal Volume. Issue (Year): Pages/Paragraphs. Date of Access <electronic address>.
Some electronic journals and magazines provide paragraph or page numbers; include them if available. This format is also appropriate to online magazines; as with a print version, you should provide a complete publication date rather than volume and issue number.
Online journal article
Wheelis, Mark. "Investigating Disease Outbreaks Under a Protocol to the Biological and Toxin Weapons Convention." Emerging Infectious Diseases 6.6 (2000): 33 pars. 5 Dec. 2000 <http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/eid/vol6no6/wheelis.htm>.
An Online Image or Series of Images
Artist if available. "Description or title of image." Date of image. Online image. Title of larger site. Date of download. <electronic address>.
Smith, Greg. "Rhesus Monkeys in the Zoo." No date. Online image. Monkey Picture Gallery. 3 May 2003. <http://monkeys.online.org/rhesus.jpg>.
E-mail (or other personal communications)
Author. "Title of the message (if any)" E-mail to person's name. Date of the message.
This same format may be used for personal interviews or personal letters. These do not have titles, and the description should be appropriate. Instead of "Email to John Smith," you would have "Personal interview."
E-mail to you
Kunka, Andrew. "Re: Modernist Literature." E-mail to the author. 15 Nov. 2000.
Email communication between two parties, not including the author
Neyhart, David. "Re: Online Tutoring." E-mail to Joe Barbato. 1 Dec. 2000.
A listserv posting
Author. "Title of Posting." Online posting. Date when material was posted (for example: 18 Mar. 1998). Name of listserv. Date of access <electronic address for retrieval>.
Online Posting
Karper, Erin. "Welcome!" Online posting. 23 Oct. 2000. Professional Writing Bulletin Board. 12 Nov. 2000 <http://linnell.english.purdue.edu/ubb/Forum2/HTML/000001.html>.
An article or publication retrieved from an electronic database
If you're citing an article or a publication that was originally issued in print form but that you retrieved from an online database that your library subscribes to, you should provide enough information so that the reader can locate the article either in its original print form or retrieve it from the online database (if they have access).
Provide the following information in your citation:
Author's name (if not available, use the article title as the first part of the citation)
Article Title
Publication Name
Publication Date
Page Number/Range
Database Name
Service Name
Name of the library where service was accessed
Name of the town/city where service was accessed
Date of Access
URL of the service (but not the whole URL for the article, since those are very long and won't be able to be re-used by someone trying to retrieve the information)
The generic citation form would look like this:
Author. "Title of Article." Publication Name Volume Number (if necessary) Publication Date: page number-page number. Database name. Service name. Library Name, City, State. Date of access <electronic address of the database>.
Here's an example:
Smith, Martin. "World Domination for Dummies." Journal of Despotry Feb. 2000: 66-72. Expanded Academic ASAP. Gale Group Databases. Purdue University Libraries, West Lafayette, IN. 19 February 2003 <http://www.infotrac.galegroup.com>.
Article in a reference database on CD-ROM
"World War II." Encarta. CD-ROM. Seattle: Microsoft, 1999.
Article from a periodically published database on CD-ROM
Reed, William. "Whites and the Entertainment Industry." Tennessee Tribune 25 Dec. 1996: 28. Ethnic NewsWatch. CD-ROM. Data Technologies. Feb. 1997.
For more about citing electronic sources, check out MLA Documentation: Citing Electronic Sources (from the University of Wisconsin-Madison Writing Center), Using MLA Style to Cite and Document Internet Sources (from Bedford St. Martin's Online!), MLA Style: Electronic Formats (from Dr. Mary Ellen Guffey), and Citing Electronic Sources-- MLA (from Middlebury College). The Gale Group also has a page about how to cite publications retrieved from their databases in MLA format that includes examples of different kinds of publications.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:38:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:28:29 (#)
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I'll give you a +2 for life if you shove that (or any) lit cigar up your anus.
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I'd give anyone +2's for life if they did that. That would be awesome.
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:29:33 EST (#)
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Our lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I. Many of
them incompetent boobs. I know this because I've worked alongside
them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions
time and again and I say this stinks.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Odyssey
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:28:29 EST (#)
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I'll give you a +2 for life if you shove that (or any) lit cigar up your anus.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:24:30 EST (#)
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You're right.
I bet that's a first.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:17:39 EST (#)
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Mmm...incapacitating.
-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Connection
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:11:23 EST (#)
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I'd sooner eat out a woman while she's giving birth than read this again.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:06:42 EST (#)
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Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and
admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being
a clown! I'm leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in
the clowning business.
-- Homer Simpson
Homie the Clown
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:05:48 EST (#)
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What a Rush!
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:05:16 EST (#)
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Damn straight. Now don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:04:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:04:37 EST (#)
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Well, this was...
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Shit...