Chicago this weekend (1241 hits)
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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2006-01-30 19:28:25 EST
Hey, I'm going to chicago this weekend to hang out with My Lisa, and this is an announcement to those of you who want to go out on the town Friday night with us:
Friday night, Corn_Nugget + Lisa + Chicago = FUN
p.s. Uber is not a serious writers forum, except for this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/58947
p.p.s. haha fuckers
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-02-03 12:51:10 EST (#)
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Smith, you can share a room with Aj and Method.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-03 12:32:05 EST (#)
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ill be there!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-02-03 12:27:07 EST (#)
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Well, my boyfriends son is sick, so he's staying home now... so it'll be me, you, glall and Bart (even though he hasn't committed, you know he can't NOT hang out with us)
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-02-02 18:37:16 EST (#)
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WHO, exactly, is coming on Saturday?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-02-02 16:57:42 EST (#)
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We're coming on saturday and staying til sunday night now... so saturday will be drinking and such, and sunday will be walking around and such.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-02-02 00:27:44 EST (#)
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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Boop boop
Pizzow! Pizzow!
Ding.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-01-31 15:17:05 EST (#)
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I like that picture.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:41:24 EST (#)
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If I email you , can we have some cyber sex before you leave for the "windy city"???
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:56:51 EST (#)
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haha what the hell happened on this post?
Aj, I'm going to be there from Friday afternoon until Sunday morning... so if you drive out saturday night, that'll work, too.
If you live in the area or are planning on driving a few hours to get to the area, just drop me an email at cornnugget.at.gmail.com or call me 734-678-6718, and we'll get it figured out.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-31 09:30:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-01-31 04:27:40 (#)
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she's been irritable lately. make sure she gets laid.
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lately?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-31 08:36:06 EST (#)
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Would if I could, but I have to be back in Peoria and up wayyyyy too early Saturday morning. Have fun!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-01-31 04:27:40 EST (#)
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she's been irritable lately. make sure she gets laid.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-01-31 03:40:17 EST (#)
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There should be Bart bobbleheads. Anybody feel like dropping $80-$100 at www.whoopassenterprises.com?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-31 03:36:16 EST (#)
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oh whatever
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-31 03:35:57 EST (#)
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Hint: I don't know what it is but it's definitely NOT "Jabberwocky."
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-01-31 03:35:02 EST (#)
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The password is "Nelly"
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-31 03:32:04 EST (#)
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Bart sells his body on the corner of Clark and 17th. He'll give you a discount if you know the password.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-01-31 03:13:50 EST (#)
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God help us all
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-01-31 03:08:29 EST (#)
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I just checked. It would be like.... 10 hours driving or something. I'll have to see if I can hijack a friend's car for the weekend. So chances are good that it's a no.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-01-31 03:06:25 EST (#)
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How far is Chicago from Pittsburgh?
Probably a million miles or something. I'll walk it.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-31 00:53:30 EST (#)
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I might drive out there on Saturday night.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-01-31 00:02:06 EST (#)
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You're leaving the hottest area in the country for that weekend to go to Chicago?
Can't really blame ya...
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-01-30 23:00:35 EST (#)
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Have fun you nugget of corn.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:34:58 EST (#)
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have fun, ladies!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:42:36 EST (#)
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have a good night, I must finish work
WE BE RAPIN'!
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:31:00 EST (#)
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"I used to bang ordinary chicks for the narcissistic aspect of it but then it gets stupid rather quickly. Now I just jerk off in toilet paper roll in front of the mirror while I kiss my biceps. wtf?
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that comment got a good laugh out of me. but yes, yes indeed, wtf?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:25:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:22:42 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:19:38 (#)
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Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:18:53 (#)
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well then if you're fragile, we can hang out at the mall and pick up some girls that wear Nirvana tee-shirts
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pahahahahhahahahah, those are usually the fugliest
p.s. we're ruining this post :-)
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i know, on both counts. i often shag ugly gals because they are so appreciative of it.
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I used to bang ordinary chicks for the narcissistic aspect of it but then it gets stupid rather quickly. Now I just jerk off in toilet paper roll in front of the mirror while I kiss my biceps. wtf?
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:22:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:19:38 (#)
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Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:18:53 (#)
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well then if you're fragile, we can hang out at the mall and pick up some girls that wear Nirvana tee-shirts
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pahahahahhahahahah, those are usually the fugliest
p.s. we're ruining this post :-)
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i know, on both counts. i often shag ugly gals because they are so appreciative of it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:19:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:18:53 (#)
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well then if you're fragile, we can hang out at the mall and pick up some girls that wear Nirvana tee-shirts
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pahahahahhahahahah, those are usually the fugliest
p.s. we're ruining this post :-)
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:18:53 EST (#)
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well then if you're fragile, we can hang out at the mall and pick up some girls that wear Nirvana tee-shirts.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:18:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:14:29 (#)
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Caulaincourt, the last time I claimed to be a virgin, which was a year ago, I was. There, you finally got my attention regarding my sex life. Now you can stop repeatedly going out of your way to incorporate it into your reviews like a disturbed and preoccupied weirdo. No one seems to care about who I have or haven't slept with besides you. That should raise some red flags, Marquis de Sade.
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Actually I don't remember mentionned your sex life no more than 4 or 5 times. But excellent reply nonetheless, you vitrolic beeotch.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:16:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:11:59 (#)
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it depends on what you are going for. most, no, no effort at all. and all the rest just require you to be a bit confident.
you seam (come off as) a confident person. it will be no trouble at all.
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I'm very fragile actually. *starts cutting*
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:15:38 EST (#)
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i'm interested in your "future" sexual partners... <wink>
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:14:46 EST (#)
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I'd give you a tour, but I don't want to. Stay north of South 99th St. We don't like feriners round these parts.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:14:29 EST (#)
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Caulaincourt, the last time I claimed to be a virgin, which was a year ago, I was. There, you finally got my attention regarding my sex life. Now you can stop repeatedly going out of your way to incorporate it into your reviews like a disturbed and preoccupied weirdo. No one seems to care about who I have or haven't slept with besides you. That should raise some red flags, Marquis de Sade.
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:11:59 EST (#)
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it depends on what you are going for. most, no, no effort at all. and all the rest just require you to be a bit confident.
you seam (come off as) a confident person. it will be no trouble at all.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:07:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:03:25 (#)
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i suppose, i'd prefer we just dazzle women with our charm, wit, and good looks. once its consensual, we can put a hurting on them. so they walk funny the next day but brag to their friends about it as the hobble around.
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You could teach me how to seduce american women. Though from personal experience, it doesn't require any effort at all.
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:03:25 EST (#)
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i suppose, i'd prefer we just dazzle women with our charm, wit, and good looks. once its consensual, we can put a hurting on them. so they walk funny the next day but brag to their friends about it as the hobble around.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:58:15 EST (#)
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first, you can't be serious that you thought i was a woman. i am sexy, but in a definately a man sort of way. """
I was serious. I do not doubt that you are sexy. We could go on a raping spree, what say you?
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:46:45 EST (#)
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ubmitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:41:49 (#)
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Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:36:41 (#)
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i'm sorry that was incredibly rude of me. i had meant arrogant "women".
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aren't you a women? i always thought you were
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:41:26 (#)
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Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:35:39 (#)
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arrogant girls are the best. of course, to enjoy them, you have to be an arrogant man. but then you have great self-loathing-hate-sex
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Exactly. I had that kind of sex this weekend. A girl I know asked me if ever considered something serious with her and I said: "You're nice looking but honestly, not enough for me to love you through the lows of a relationship." Being an arrogant Parisian cunt, she smirked and said: "That's great because I would never introduce to my parents a man who speak like a retarded colonial and who is not even top middle class."
It stinged on both end but we had raw brutal sex afterward. That's how I imagine Lisa. Oh wait, she's a "virgin".
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first, you can't be serious that you thought i was a woman. i am sexy, but in a definately a man sort of way.
second, what that "arrogant parisian cunt" said to you definately warrented a hate fuck. This past Monday i met a 21 year old college student at a Christmas party and we had sex but it was beautiful and passionate. i'm sure that if i had even bothered to get her phone number and continued seeing her, a hate fuck would be in our future.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:41:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:36:41 (#)
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i'm sorry that was incredibly rude of me. i had meant arrogant "women".
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aren't you a women? i always thought you were
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:41:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:35:39 (#)
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arrogant girls are the best. of course, to enjoy them, you have to be an arrogant man. but then you have great self-loathing-hate-sex
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Exactly. I had that kind of sex this weekend. A girl I know asked me if ever considered something serious with her and I said: "You're nice looking but honestly, not enough for me to love you through the lows of a relationship." Being an arrogant Parisian cunt, she smirked and said: "That's great because I would never introduce to my parents a man who speak like a retarded colonial and who is not even top middle class."
It stinged on both end but we had raw brutal sex afterward. That's how I imagine Lisa. Oh wait, she's a "virgin".
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:36:41 EST (#)
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i'm sorry that was incredibly rude of me. i had meant arrogant "women".
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:35:39 EST (#)
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arrogant girls are the best. of course, to enjoy them, you have to be an arrogant man. but then you have great self-loathing-hate-sex
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:33:55 EST (#)
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I wish I gave a fuck.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:33:24 EST (#)
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Lisa seems like an arrogant bitch. Which tingles my penis.
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:30:01 EST (#)
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lisa won't get wet, i'm not going to be there..
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:29:13 EST (#)
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careful what you wish for..
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:28:56 EST (#)
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You ladies have fun, and remember not to get Lisa wet or feed her after midnight.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:27:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:26:17 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:24:27 (#)
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Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:19:15 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:15:00 (#)
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i will be raped
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by you?
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stop begging.
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wishful thinking
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:26:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:24:27 (#)
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Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:19:15 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:15:00 (#)
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i will be raped
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by you?
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stop begging.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:24:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:19:15 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:15:00 (#)
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i will be raped
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by you?
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:19:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:15:00 (#)
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i will be raped
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:15:00 EST (#)
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you will be raped
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-30 20:05:48 EST (#)
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I've got to work Saturday. =(
You guys are fuckers for not letting me know!
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:43:48 EST (#)
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I'm betting on the Superbowl this weekend, suckas :)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58830
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:39:45 EST (#)
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sure
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:30:27 EST (#)
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hah, you're the sucker... Detroit=gross
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-30 19:30:07 EST (#)
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Sorry, I'll be at the Superbowl this weekend, suckas...