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Rating: 0.28 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (View user info) at 2006-01-30 21:45:29 EST


They say you can never go home.

They say that heaven isn't a place, it's a feeling.

They say when we judge something we only prove that we have an incomplete view of it.

They say there is a flaw with words, they always force us to feel enlightened, but when we turn around to face the world they always fail us and we end up facing the world as we always have, without enlightenment.

Success is not fame or money or the power to bewitch. it is to have created something valuable from your own individuality and skill - a garden, an embroidery, a painting, a cake, a life.


Maybe you appriciate what you have, maybe you desire more. Maybe you dislike me, maybe you dislike your neighboor. Maybe you like cats, maybe you like dogs. Maybe the world is just a little to much to handle. Maybe we all need to sit down and talk. Maybe the Earth needs your help more than ever, yet you do nothing. Just...maybe.

But give it all a chance, because life is beautiful.



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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-01-31 18:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the user name alone. Guinness is outfuckingstanding.

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-01-31 09:21:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

notice how there aren't any humans in that picture

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-01-31 07:05:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Life is. Fucking beautiful.



Sorry, I have a headache.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-31 05:37:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

who are 'They'

and are they listening?


*looks over shoulder nervously*

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-31 05:16:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:59:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

sounds like a james blunt song to me
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Really harsh review Vette - but fair enough

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-31 05:13:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

One toke over the line, sweet Jesus, one toke over the line

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-31 05:07:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sounds like you are trying a little to hard to be intellectual.

Dick and Fart jokes go down far better.

-Dave

Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-01-30 23:35:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Silver lining, opening a window, who gives a fuck.

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-01-30 23:28:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This was...

O look!

There's a bird.

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Uhm...

Life...Beautiful...wow dude you have a really narrow view.

IF you look closely life is uglier than sin...

Ever seen two fat people trying to fuck... That's nasty as hell and a mental image I don't want.

How about afterbirth... or the nasty waxy crap on an infant right after birth.

Ever seen a baby hippo...

But then Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:36:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sounds like a poor person's rant to me.

Submitted by PoTtY (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:27:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

LOL WHALES

Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:59:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

sounds like a james blunt song to me

Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2006-01-30 21:52:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

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Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.

Pump Jockey:
It's your heart. And I think it's on its last thump.

Homer: Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission.

Homer's Triple Bypass