An Obscene, Vulgar Attack on the Value and Preciousness of Human Life –or– “Ganging Up on Babies Is What We Do Best” (7804 hits)
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Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2006-01-31 07:09:37 EST
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/82819
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Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:00:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
we are an awful, awful group. This is a prime example of why I love ubersite so much.
"Ganging up on babies is what we do best"
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Let's get something straight.
I like children. I don't have much of a problem with babies, I just recently became a godfather to one.
It's just that they're defenseless...
...and thus prime targets for Ubersite.
Well, we've done everything else pretty much.
Rape - We can thank Lojope for starting this one. Shitfuck and Professor Fuckface just drove it on. Now it's come to people decreeing that a post needs more rape.
Abortion - Vermin's tasteless miscarriage post is a prime example of this.
Retardation/Autism - The credits for this one once again go to Vermin, although he shares the credit with Uber's resident autist/"game"-maker Electro
Cartoon Pornography - GO BEARS WOO THE BEEB IS BACK
Racism - Fat Tony has spearheaded the Racism cause, as well as the Abuse Our Women cause, the Lie To Children cause, and the Fat Greasy Slob cause.
Rabbit Abuse - Sadly, people like Fat Tony and HadToBeDone have, worst of all, pioneered the abuse of harmless rabbits, mocking them by saying "HA HA."
So naturally, it's time to turn our collective attention to making fun of babies.
All children aren't special. We know this, because all adults are not special. At what point does a special child become a normal, ordinary, conforming adult? Some parents try to reinforce the "all babies are special" line by naming their baby "Ze'Neah," "Apple," "Gaylord," or "Introducing."
Which is just more ammo for us here at Uber to use. And that's where Hidden101 comes in.
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-01-24 20:32:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is brilliant- but as someone before me pointed out; we need screen caps. Them bastards are efficient.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:05:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
damnit all to hell I missed Apollo's latest comment.
screen shots people, we need screen shots
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Babies are good...
...but only if they're cute.
If not...it is our sacred duty to desecrate the miracle of birth.
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User Reviews
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-20 17:52:27 EDT (#)
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attn ghey menz
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-02 16:11:41 EDT (#)
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YES
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:04:49 EDT (#)
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why have like fifty people posted the same image? add to it, people
+2 for safety in numbers. Nazi Germany aint got nothing on us.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:53:25 EDT (#)
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Gold
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-23 16:02:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-23 10:09:46 EDT (#)
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HAHA
Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-08-23 01:11:36 EDT (#)
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I simply cannot stop laughing, even now...
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-22 23:43:59 EDT (#)
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4047 hits???
what the hell man
you people are evli.
Submitted by street-pirate (user info) at 2006-08-22 22:04:16 EDT (#)
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Oh man you guys have no respect for anything.
Loved it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-22 21:36:38 EDT (#)
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I STILL FUCKIN LOVE THIS
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-11 13:51:31 EDT (#)
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Sixty-seven +2s and a single +0 from an alter...c'est la vie.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-31 17:33:47 EST (#)
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If not for Mr. T, this could have been Best Ever...
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-25 09:51:59 EST (#)
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best post evar!
Submitted by flimflan (user info) at 2006-03-09 12:43:19 EST (#)
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I had to wipe the tears form my eyes and take a minute before I could share with the others at work!
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:44:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS SUCKED WOO
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-07 02:42:43 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-02-07 01:56:52 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-02-02 19:40:29 EST (#)
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Obviously Sue wasn't too happy because they have now password protected the page:
https://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babylogin.asp?URLID=9R0J0G7F1O
I love how this website is responsible for that.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-02-02 19:37:40 EST (#)
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The message from Claire to Sue about sleeping with her husband was me.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-02 00:24:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that was fun
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 20:06:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
By tomorrow, there shall be a new After the Pandemic up.
And I'm almost finished writing the Pearl Jam series.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 17:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry Mr. Shlong. That was said in haste.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 17:07:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-31 15:26:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
These toddlers are just getting "eased in" to what they have in store for them when they evolve into a 15-year-old Uber newbie dipshit.
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Bastard, I'm a 15-year old Uber newbie dipshit. No more gay sex for you, you ancient mongoloid pederast.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 16:28:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Go babies wooo!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-31 16:19:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:48:54 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:39:58 (#)
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i think someone said the red one was radioactive at one point.
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That was mine!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-31 15:26:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
These toddlers are just getting "eased in" to what they have in store for them when they evolve into a 15-year-old Uber newbie dipshit.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-31 15:13:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH shit, my sides hurt...
What's worse, is I had comments on 3 of those before they got wiped...
But dear lord, I was expecting "This baby makes the baby Jeebus cry" jokes...
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 09:33:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
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Why thank you , Mrs Fist. May God protect you from having something as horrible as these babies.
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When I have my first baby, I'm going to post on Uber so you guys can write stuff like that.
Hopefully it will be a retarded one...that will be some funny reviews!
Submitted by belowground (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:35:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you rock so hard words fail me.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:56:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:50:43 (#)
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Oh....my....God....in the words of Donald Duck,
"I'll go get you a towel."
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-or-
Squeek squeak squalk quawk squeek
Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:50:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh....my....God....in the words of Donald Duck,
"I'll go get you a towel."
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:39:58 (#)
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i think someone said the red one was radioactive at one point.
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They deleted a bunch thoug
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:39:58 EST (#)
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i think someone said the red one was radioactive at one point.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by TheRocketeer (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:01:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Gets my vote for greatest post of all time. I'm not even kidding. This is quintessential Uber. Assholish, waste of time, mischievous...and worth every second you'll spend in hell for loving it.
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Oh yeah, baby
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W!
Submitted by TheRocketeer (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:01:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gets my vote for greatest post of all time. I'm not even kidding. This is quintessential Uber. Assholish, waste of time, mischievous...and worth every second you'll spend in hell for loving it.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:00:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the "ABORT ABORT" one was pretty damn funny
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:47:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:32:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't have the heart to join in on all this fun.
Poor ugly babies.
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weeps
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:32:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't have the heart to join in on all this fun.
Poor ugly babies.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:12:28 EST (#)
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Ax yo trip, I was ballin' wit much bank on swo, flossin and flexin, when along comes some ICP fada gaffle me like I a busta! Im bout it, so I be go taz on him. The jakes send a berry and I gets bag up. I ain't locin I just be skitzin on the shooks, chill fo 6-oh, aight? The greta be squashed, we on jcp now! Time a grab me some crissy. Time to ghost, we be geese!
-Eminem.
Or at least a parody of Eminem's black self.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:10:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:08:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
needs more D'yae'Qwon!!!1
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That's a bit Korean.
B'adass Curtis Mo'fo Jones
T'iger Donyelle Shaynea Li'll'y
"Missy" Leilani
A'xolo'tl John Ri'gg Jo'sh Shawn Carter
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:08:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
needs more D'yae'Qwon!!!1
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:05:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:03:04 (#)
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OOOOO axolotl, will you please run my name through your Ghetto Name Generator?
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l'eilani sh'ayna'shane'lle do'nyelle lelel'ain'i le'lainia
No that was over the top. It looks like Swahili
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:03:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OOOOO axolotl, will you please run my name through your Ghetto Name Generator?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:47:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:28:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
why does the ghetto think apostrophes belong in names? dumbasses.
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I'nion de' Tr'u'a Dam'qu'ell Dacr'on La'Shawn Jones.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:46:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:14:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, you're going to hell. We'll hang out.
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Oh, definitely, we must.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:33:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was some funny shit
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:28:39 EST (#)
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why does the ghetto think apostrophes belong in names? dumbasses.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:14:50 EST (#)
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Yeah, you're going to hell. We'll hang out.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:02:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Spacey (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:00:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
That was amazing, I think I wet my self a little...
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Just like the babies.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:01:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-31 09:56:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
My absolute favorite was No No. Of course his parents clued in pretty quickly and had it password protected. Someone and I'd love to know who left"
"Finally I meet my nemesis"
yes yes
I was laughing so hard I couldn't tell Sam what was so funny.
He added one somewhere:
"how much for the little girl"
Jake Blues
It got removed, the humorless swine.
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They removed the commments pretty efficiently, but it was just that there were so many of us commenting that they couldn't handle it. There was a notice on the main page for us to stop.
They deleted some good ones, especialy from Apollo and Herpes.
Submitted by Spacey (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was amazing, I think I wet my self a little...
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-31 09:56:03 EST (#)
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My absolute favorite was No No. Of course his parents clued in pretty quickly and had it password protected. Someone and I'd love to know who left"
"Finally I meet my nemesis"
yes yes
I was laughing so hard I couldn't tell Sam what was so funny.
He added one somewhere:
"how much for the little girl"
Jake Blues
It got removed, the humorless swine.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 09:50:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Come on, now...the author's reviews don't add up to heat...
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 09:49:12 EST (#)
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Let's heat this up!
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2006-01-31 09:47:37 EST (#)
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This. was. awesome.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-31 09:34:08 EST (#)
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b@w best post evar!!!!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 09:33:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-31 09:23:17 (#)
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Oh boy, priceless!
B@W!!!!!!
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Why thank you , Mrs Fist. May God protect you from having something as horrible as these babies.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-31 09:23:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh boy, priceless!
B@W!!!!!!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 09:01:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2006-01-31 08:33:13 (#)
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hahaha! i love it that you guys think this might be "too sick" for B@W! hahaha ugly babies
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These are definitely some ugly babies.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-01-31 08:56:24 EST (#)
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This had me laughing.
Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2006-01-31 08:33:13 EST (#)
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hahaha! i love it that you guys think this might be "too sick" for B@W! hahaha ugly babies
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 08:25:26 EST (#)
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I'd say it might now be on B@W because of the rape.
This is a case where it needs less rape.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 08:17:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-01-31 07:54:03 (#)
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So wrong.....but so so good.
" I shoulda shot this one into a towel. "
AHAHAHAHAHA!
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Ah...that one was mine.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 08:16:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-31 07:27:38 (#)
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I did about a dozen babies myself. But decided against posting it on uber.
Evidence of doing babies doesn't go down well in court.
Har har.
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Har har "go down."
Pun.
Weeps.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 08:15:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-31 08:00:13 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-31 07:52:41 (#)
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B@W? Or too sick
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Probably too sick.
But Nitty's borderline NSFW post made it, so possibly.
-Dave
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Hell, I'd love this to get on B@W.
I might have changed it around...Bart doens't usually let Uber-centric posts on, does he?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-01-31 08:07:53 EST (#)
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Hell. All of you are going to hell.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-31 08:00:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-31 07:52:41 (#)
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B@W? Or too sick
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Probably too sick.
But Nitty's borderline NSFW post made it, so possibly.
-Dave
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-01-31 07:54:03 EST (#)
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So wrong.....but so so good.
" I shoulda shot this one into a towel. "
AHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-31 07:52:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W? Or too sick
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-31 07:51:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-31 07:38:32 (#)
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Sick, tasteless and horrific.
I loved it.
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-01-31 07:48:02 EST (#)
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Them's good African names. I be pitying you with your 'Shane' and 'Rupert' They ain't names. They insults!
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-01-31 07:47:17 EST (#)
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You better not be making fun of black culture. Or I'll be throwing your asses.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-31 07:44:15 EST (#)
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Oh fuck man. This made me laugh. Babies are ugly.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-31 07:38:32 EST (#)
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Sick, tasteless and horrific.
I loved it.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-31 07:27:38 EST (#)
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I did about a dozen babies myself. But decided against posting it on uber.
Evidence of doing babies doesn't go down well in court.
Har har.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-31 07:23:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Too funny.
Well done all.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-01-31 07:16:48 EST (#)
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Laughing like a madman.
A couple of those comments were mine...