Deeply poignant and beautiful musings upon my cherished and beloved child returning to school tomorrow. (1388 hits)
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Submitted by Circe <fickle.muse.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-01-31 09:58:20 EST
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Submitted by Alter (user info) at 2007-09-26 22:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, Comment.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-02 07:18:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's okay with me. Sorry dude, I didn't realize you already had a title. I'll probably write this story on Friday or something.
The title I was going to give you was "The Heart's Filthy Lesson." Good ol' David Bowie song.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-01 18:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey.
I'll give you an Ubertine's title if you give me one. They we can post our stories without having to conform to a silly deadline. Plus, I only want to write one, anyway, and a sure way of doing that is A. not being officially in the competition and B. going up against Circe, who will kick my ass.
What say you? Still wanna play?
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-01 09:55:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Khavek (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:58:10 (#)
Ranking: 1
I guess it's easier to be hollow and critical than to inspire something from you Nellypaal. At least DCWoody had the *Ahem* courtesy to say why he didn't like what was posted. Mayhaps if you had something such as this you'd post it, but I doubt that such family that you have would ever be shown in pictured with you willingly.
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Oo-er, hark at the one-day-old n00b!
I'm not gonna take that from the likes of you.
Let's have a post then, numbnuts.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-01 04:05:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember threatening to make soup out of that guy.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-02-01 02:50:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-02-01 01:58:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Aw. Look at that pissed little girl towards the bottom. "Fuck off, you stupid bitch, can't you see we're busy?"
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-01-31 23:43:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I miss school. Mashed and crushed sandwiches, Vegimite on broken or soggy Sao crackers. Over ripe fruit (nothing like a brown banana) washed down with warm cordial.
Showing off your swollen hands to your freinds after getting six canes while trying not to cry. Lusting after the school sexpot who doesnt know you exist.
Getting a wedgy from the school bully or being severly embarrassed by having your pants pulled down in front of a group of girls.
Getting a boner in swim class, i hated breif dick togs.
Little Jill Wilson showing you her pussy for $1. (probably the high light of my entire primary school years)She would let you touch it for $5 but alas my pockets where never graced with that small fortune.
ahhhhhhh memories.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-01-31 23:02:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute! Thank god for school, otherwise parents would go right fucking crazy!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-31 18:54:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:24:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the background dialog behind the pics
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-31 18:07:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Well, it WAS deep.
Deep like an outhouse toilet.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-01-31 18:01:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
By the way...
The Dutchman has little feet, I'm pretty certain I could take him.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-01-31 18:00:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Not sure what you were going for here...
I've seen way better Circe posts with worse ratings than this.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-31 16:54:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish it was the holidays now.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-31 16:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The background text did it for me.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-31 16:05:10 EST (#)
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I'm confused - isn't it the middle of summer there?
When is the school year for kids down there?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-01-31 16:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And what's Mum going to do with all her quiet time?
Submitted by queenemily (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:47:12 EST (#)
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I still worship you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
looks like the dutchman is raping the kids
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:01:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA indeed.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:24:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:08:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Do rednecks wear white socks with their old guy sandals?
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Maybe. You know, cultural differences and all that.
I, for instance, like wearing rainbow toe socks with engineer boots and khaki shorts. Slap on a "Vote for Perot" polo shirt and I'm set for a formal evening.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:15:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the insolent face on that little chick in the classroom pic.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:11:21 EST (#)
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Being a parent, and also being married to a teacher, makes me hate summer nowadays.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:08:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:55:02 (#)
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Is that a camouflage hat? Could it be that the Dutchman is a redneck? This new information increases my respect for you tenfold. <tips his own wide-brimmed camo hat in awe and reverence>
Do rednecks wear white socks with their old guy sandals?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:42:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:09:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I hated the first day back to school. I hope your children revolt and take over the school. That's what I always tried to do. I was never successful though and I'd like to live through them.
Submitted by Khavek (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Circe,
As a side note, these snaps urge me to listen to *Yesterday*, by the Beatles. No clue why.
Submitted by Khavek (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:33:44 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:18:08 (#)
Ranking: -1
Well I have seen better, its an entirely predictable false title followed by some pictures that are neither amusing or interesting
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Couldn't even inspire an opinion of my own.
I guess it's easier to be hollow and critical than to inspire something from you Nellypaal. At least DCWoody had the *Ahem* courtesy to say why he didn't like what was posted. Mayhaps if you had something such as this you'd post it, but I doubt that such family that you have would ever be shown in pictured with you willingly.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:55:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that a camouflage hat? Could it be that the Dutchman is a redneck? This new information increases my respect for you tenfold. <tips his own wide-brimmed camo hat in awe and reverence>
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:45:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kill all children.
The Dutchman has the right idea.
-Dave
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:37:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i want boys because they're destructive.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:33:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:18:08 (#)
Ranking: -1
Well I have seen better, its an entirely predictable false title followed by some pictures that are neither amusing or interesting
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Couldn't even inspire an opinion of my own.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:29:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Even my alter loves you.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:25:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Played with the contrast on my monitor... and then it made me smile.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:24:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:12:55 (#)
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*bribes your therapist $400 to include "hooker therapy" in your next session*
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I AM a hooker.
Because of my childhood.
bitch.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:24:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Deeply poignant and beautiful musings about the velvety voice of Bart Cilfone? What?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83151#1812058
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the background dialog behind the pics
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:23:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:10:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Tiger - the only picture that's mine is the one in the centre of my husband trying to kill small people.
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Yeah, I figured as much. They look like they're a handful. I hope they're doing well.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
At least someone is carefully holding his hat while he murders the children.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Well I have seen better, its an entirely predictable false title followed by some pictures that are neither amusing or interesting
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:12:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, Pokey...
*bribes your therapist $400 to include "hooker therapy" in your next session*
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:11:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:03:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
"Nope. Some Uberer with a shitty childhood will say that. I'll bet you."
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Are you insinuating that I had a shitty childhood?
Well I'll...
I....
Uh...
I...
<calls therapist>
<sobs>
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:10:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tiger - the only picture that's mine is the one in the centre of my husband trying to kill small people.
Heheheheh - the one at the top was a google search for "kids on fire."
:)
Probably just as well he's going back to school.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:10:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Throttling rape is good.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute kids.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:07:35 EST (#)
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HOLY CHRIST NSFW!!!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:06:06 EST (#)
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The picture on the bottom right is so beautifully multicultural that it makes me weep with joy.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:05:34 EST (#)
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Sure they leave your custody - but look who is loco parentis then!
I'm not allowed to wrestle with our lot though.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:03:50 EST (#)
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HAHAHA
Pokey, I owe the Dutchman $5 because of you.
"The first review will be "OMG, he's molesting the child!"" Says he.
"Nah, everyone wrestles with their Dad when they're kids" says I.
"Nope. Some Uberer with a shitty childhood will say that. I'll bet you."
"You're on."
Dammit all to hell.
Submitted by StoneAgeSoldier (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:03:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Throttle. Love that word.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:02:54 EST (#)
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Have a +1 for that weird looking little girl looking at the camera. She freaks me the fuck out.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:02:45 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:00:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for your utter relief.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-31 09:59:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is that man fucking that child? I'm alerting Interpol.