UberTines 06 (1569 hits)
Category: RomanceLabels: Ubertines_ '06
Rating: 1.52 on 131 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <brdn_nkd.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-01-31 10:06:51 EST
I have just finished my series [shameless self promotion: http://www.ubersite.com/m/80965] and need an excuse to write. I know Jack usually kicks these off but I haven't seen one yet and, uh, I need an excuse to write.
I'm looking for a few sappy creative twats to compete in a love showdown. Ok, it doesn't have to be all lovey dovey shit, bring your horror, humor, horny high school teenagers, or stories of grand love.
C'mon Orgasmatron, ahumble fool, Jack! I know there are more of you out there looking for a reason to post.
We only have a couple of weeks before V-day so it'll have to be fast and furious. depending on the response we can pair writers as before and have the pairs assign the other writer's title. I'm looking for a whirlwind competition here so I'll say sign up or not by Thursday 2-2-06 so that titles can be swapped by Friday.
Any suggestion on any additional rules etc are welcome. Winner of pairings will be the user with the highest rating, tie breakers decided as they were in Ubermas and Grueberfest.
The grand prize for this competition will be NOTHING. Nothing that is except the bragging rights over an internet writing competion, make of that what you will.
Hmmmm... UberTines. the name itself gives me an idea.
User Reviews
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-01 17:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Those titles are fucking gold.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-01 10:34:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83258
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-01 08:57:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF??? My ratings dropped without additional hits or reviews!!
I CALL SHENANNIGANS!!!!
Read my new stuff... Come on.... I never post... you know you want to.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83247
Who broke Uber?? I'm guessing it was Method.... or all these Tigerlilly posts.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-02-01 05:26:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-01 01:07:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-31 23:38:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
you know how i know you're gay?
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cause your dick tastes like shit?
bwahaha.
no, i'm sorry. it's still not funny.
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aw, come on, thats histerical!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-01 01:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-31 23:38:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
you know how i know you're gay?
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cause your dick tastes like shit?
bwahaha.
no, i'm sorry. it's still not funny.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-01 00:58:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-31 23:38:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
you know how i know you're gay?
Me? Far from it. but whatever
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-31 23:38:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you know how i know you're gay?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-31 18:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You were kidding weren't you?
and now i look like a douche.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-31 18:51:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-01-31 17:56:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
So it's like a contest without a theme?
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...valentines day?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-31 18:22:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:45:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
I can definitely do this. Sign me up.
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
All My Base
Are Belong To You
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BWAHAHAHAHA
I'm sure as hell not in, by the way.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-01-31 17:56:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So it's like a contest without a theme?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-31 17:43:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So you're gonna match us up, and tell us what titles we have?
Awesome. can't wait.
Much like Dave, I was willing to give a go at anything, but no assurances on quality or suitability for a mature audiance
Also - is there going to be restrictions/guidlines on lenght, etc.etc.etc. all that jazz?
(WHOOO HOOO.. this is my debut as a CONTEST SERIOUS WRITER - except maybe not the serious part)
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-31 15:27:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
mistress i'm gonna give you a +2 just for that when ya post next.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-31 15:17:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh I'm cool with that, spube has that cool after cigarette smell to it.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-31 15:16:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Here is a Cupcake
Before I Rape You.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 15:13:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll cuddle you, mofo, and protect you from the chills of the cold, unforgiving night.
I only use spit as lube, by the way. Just so you know.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-31 15:04:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sounds hot.
and like an excellent idea for an ubertine entry.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-31 15:02:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If me and Gasm are spooning I totally want to be in front
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 15:01:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
anybody want to add to that list? Badass I'm not opposed to a few, do you have favorites? There were nearly as many of those as regulars though so we'd stand a chance of this being purely a porno fest, not that that's horrible but.... whatever. Any other titties you want to see on the list?
Ubertines titles were flowing fast and free
some of them were just damn outright freaky
Mofo got cheesed while Orgasmatron squeezed
and now they're spooning in a pool of thier own pee.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:45:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah we can withdraw them
<<pussies>>
Haha. sorry man. this may be hard nough as it is since we're so short on time. New famous titties list:
Be Mine
1-4-3 (that stupid texting-speak code for 'I love you')
Vide Cor Meum
Sugar Sweet
Sweetheart
My Funny/Bloody Valentine
When a Man Loves a Woman
Love Me Tender
Your Cheating Heart
I Want to Know What Love Is
More than Words
How Can You Mend a Broken Heart
A Love Like This
Two Become One
I Do
Truly, Truly, Truly
Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me
Kiss Me
I'm in the Mood For Love
A stare like hers
Baby, I'm a lost cause
The last thing that's holding me
I will be your screech and crash
Bunny gamer take me with you
He was only dreamin
Do you Realize?
They don't love you like I love you
Loved To Death
Anatomy of Love
Squeeze it, Pinch it
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:48:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I will attempt to work with whatever I get, but I can't guarentee the quality.(Or the suitability for a non-mature audience).
-Dave
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:45:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah we can withdraw them
<<pussies>>
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:42:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mofo, you willing to withdraw your titles? Should we vote on it? Or maybe withdraw some of them? I don't know I like fewer restrictions so if he wants to keep them I'm inclined to say ok but I don't want someone to bail cause they don't want to write "Blood on the Hands, Dick in the Ass" either. We've got a cool list of participants here so I think any of us would give the title a go but.....
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:38:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe mofo can get his titles from his own pool, and the rest of us can stick to the normal ones.
Ultimately, it's a big 'whatever,' since it's not like any of this means anything in the big scheme of things.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:20:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
so.... do we just do larger groups to stay with our three submission schedule?
I think we have to officially close registration at midnight central time. then I'll post math ups (however we decide to do them) and titles by noon tomorrow.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:36:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:30:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
This post has just knocked me off Most Heated. I knew I shouldn't have reviewed it.
haha, I just saw that too, my third time most heated.
I'm liking the list of participants, should be entertaining.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:35:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so when do we find out the titles?
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:30:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post has just knocked me off Most Heated. I knew I shouldn't have reviewed it.
.....Wait.....
-Dave
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:27:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, so we've got twelve so far. If Shlong and McCallum are in, that's 14.
For 12:
Six sets of two, resulting in six winners (Round 1)
Two sets of three, resulting in two winners ~ OR ~ Three set of two, resulting in one winner (Round 2)
A final pairing, or a three way dance, resulting in one winner (Round 3)
For 14:
Round 1: Seven sets of two --> Round 2: Two sets of two, and one of three ~ OR ~ three sets of two and the highest rated writer from Round 1 getting a bye --> Round 3: a final three way dance ~ OR ~ two sets of two (winners from round 2 plus the writer that received the bye) --> Round 4: final set of two
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I feel it too but those are almost half the titles, some of us are going to end up with them.
<Crosses fingers> not me, not me, not me <uncrosses fingers>
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:25:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gonna be tight schedule for me, but will do me best.
-Dave
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:23:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's how I feel, O-man
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:20:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so.... do we just do larger groups to stay with our three submission schedule?
I think we have to officially close registration at midnight central time. then I'll post math ups (however we decide to do them) and titles by noon tomorrow.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:19:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*crosses fingers*
*hopes for Butt Soup*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:16:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmm...if this is how it's going to be then hopefully the good graces that run this world will save me from some of the more ridiculous titles.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Schlongy was that your contribution or did you really want in the competition?
Orgasmatron
Davros
badassmofo
Brdn_Nkd
Axolotl
CaptainThorns
scourge
ahumblefool
inion_de_trua
Ghola
simple_catalyst
Crystle
Schlongy?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:09:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
don't apologize!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:08:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm in.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fuck
You
What do I win?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:07:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*glee*
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:06:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:59:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
a titties list, huh?
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haha
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah sorry, sean connery on jeopardy (SNL skit)
"I'll take famous titties for 500 trebeck"
One of the funnier sketches.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:59:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
a titties list, huh?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:57:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahahahaha
possibly the best title list I've ever seen on Uber
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:51:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
revised titties list:
Be Mine
1-4-3 (that stupid texting-speak code for 'I love you')
Vide Cor Meum
Sugar Sweet
Sweetheart
My Funny/Bloody Valentine
When a Man Loves a Woman
Love Me Tender
Your Cheating Heart
I Want to Know What Love Is
More than Words
How Can You Mend a Broken Heart
A Love Like This
Two Become One
I Do
Truly, Truly, Truly
Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me
Kiss Me
I'm in the Mood For Love
A stare like hers
Baby, I'm a lost cause
The last thing that's holding me
I will be your screech and crash
Bunny gamer take me with you
He was only dreamin
Do you Realize?
They don't love you like I love you
Loved To Death
Anatomy of Love
Squeeze it, Pinch it
Lick Her in the Front and Fuck Her Ass
Catholic Girls or the Immaculate Ejaculation
The Engorged Head of Death
Mushroom Slider
Holy Pink Jesus
Return of The Bow Legged Swamp Donkey
I Was Wearing RedWings When I Got My RedWings
Droppin Hits on Your Tits, For Kicks an' Shit
UberTwat
Double Sided Dildos From Space
Monkey Sex, Koko I Can't Live Without You
Blood on the Hands, Dick in the Ass
I Came
Move over Intestine I'm Gunning for Pancreas
Salad Tossers of the 22nd Century
Give 'er a Go
Love Like my Ex, Blows
Lucy The RamFister
Butt Soup
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eh fuck it, keep all my titles in
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:43:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know but it could have been interesting.
I did like burn burn burn o'ring of fire
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:42:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, lord...those were nonsense suggestions.
Please cut everything I submitted besides:
Be Mine
1-4-3 (that stupid texting-speak code for 'I love you')
Vide Cor Meum
Sugar Sweet
Sweetheart
My Funny/Bloody Valentine
When a Man Loves a Woman
Love Me Tender
Your Cheating Heart
I Want to Know What Love Is
More than Words
How Can You Mend a Broken Heart
A Love Like This
Two Become One
I Do
Truly, Truly, Truly
Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me
Kiss Me
I'm in the Mood For Love
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:41:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Orgasmatron
Davros
badassmofo
Brdn_Nkd
Axolotl
CaptainThorns
scourge
ahumblefool
inion_de_trua
Ghola
simple_catalyst
Crystle
Someone who's done this before give me ides how we still make our timeline with additional people.
should we take the nasty title submission's out of there or leave as is and see what comes of it?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well shit on a stick... at least i'll be up to par as far as writing raunchy butt love stories. thanks badass. your fault.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:37:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I play too? I'll the the "gimmee" loser.. all you witty writers.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:36:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Orgasmatron
Davros
badassmofo
Brdn_Nkd
Axolotl
CaptainThorns
scourge
ahumblefool
inion_de_trua
Ghola
simple_catalyst
titles thus far (probably won't let me put them all in there)
Valentines Day Lobotomies
Be Mine
1-4-3 (that stupid texting-speak code for 'I love you')
Vide Cor Meum
Sugar Sweet
Sweetheart
My Funny/Bloody Valentine
When a Man Loves a Woman
Love Me Tender
Your Cheating Heart
I Want to Know What Love Is
More than Words
How Can You Mend a Broken Heart
Loved To Death
Anatomy of Love
Squeeze it, Pinch it
A Love Like This
Two Become One
I Do
Truly, Truly, Truly
Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me
Kiss Me
I'm in the Mood For Love
You Want Sucky-Sucky, GI?
Work That Boner Like a Slave Owner
The Night the Grank Funk Railroad Gangbanged My One, True Love
C-Section Scar
Afterbirth
The Great Wifeswap of 1979
Nippleclams of Joy
The Day I Met Your Father at the Sperm Bank
Cunt: A Love Story
Even Paraplegics Need Love Too
Here, Have a Heart
Monkey Love
"Mein Gott, You've Got Quite the Bratwurst"
Roses are Red, Now My Beloved is Dead
Love, Hate, Love
Beauty Before Noon
Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes
The Heart of a Killer
Yes Virginia, Yes
Blood on the Hands, Dick in the Ass
I Came
Move over Intestine I'm Gunning for Pancreas
Salad Tossers of the 22nd Century
Give 'er a Go
Love Like my Ex, Blows
Lucy The RamFister
Butt Soup
Into the Wormhole, or Why Anal Means I Love You
I Was Wearing RedWings When I Got My RedWings
Droppin Hits on Your Tits, For Kicks an' Shit
UberTwat
Double Sided Dildos From Space
Monkey Sex, Koko I Can't Live Without You
A stare like hers
Baby, I'm a lost cause
The last thing that's holding me
I will be your screech and crash
Bunny gamer take me with you
He was only dreamin
Do you Realize?
They don't love you like I love you
It Burns, Burns, Burns, My O-Ring of Fire
Baby (Pay No Attention to the Dead Hooker on the Floor...I Thought It Was You)
My Submissive Valentine
If I Should Cum Too Soon
Fisting Mary
Semen Shooters, Whiskey Hooters
The One Good Nut Left In My Sack
I Can't Believe We're Doing This (We're Family)
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:35:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
zero of doom day, apparently.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:34:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OI!
i'll play.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OH wait we're doing serious titles on this post?
I thought we were fucking around....shit
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:34:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what's the deadline for titles now? i only have porn on my mind and i'd rather not shove that into the shuffle.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:27:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know I'm putting all title submissions in a hat right? Okay just so long as you know because when you get to write "burn burn burn my o'ring of fire" i don't want to hear any bitching.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:24:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lick Her in the Front and Fuck Her Ass
Catholic Girls or the Immaculate Ejaculation
The Engorged Head of Death
Mushroom Slider
Holy Pink Jesus
Return of The Bow Legged Swamp Donkey
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Orgasmatron
Davros
badassmofo
Brdn_Nkd
Axolotl
CaptainThorns
scourge
ahumblefool
inion_de_trua
Ghola
I only thought I'd pull the titles to eliminate the time drain that swapping titles involves.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It Burns, Burns, Burns, My O-Ring of Fire
Baby (Pay No Attention to the Dead Hooker on the Floor...I Thought It Was You)
My Submissive Valentine
If I Should Cum Too Soon
Fisting Mary
Semen Shooters, Whiskey Hooters
The One Good Nut Left In My Sack
I Can't Believe We're Doing This (We're Family)
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:11:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A stare like hers
Baby, I'm a lost cause
The last thing that's holding me
I will be your screech and crash
Bunny gamer take me with you
He was only dreamin
Do you Realize?
They don't love you like I love you
all lyrics. yah, i'm a dweeb.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:04:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I Was Wearing RedWings When I Got My RedWings
Droppin Hits on Your Tits, For Kicks an' Shit
UberTwat
Double Sided Dildos From Space
Monkey Sex, Koko I Can't Live Without You
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i want in.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha. i love you badass.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:57:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'Twas just a joke my dear. Anal Gang Bang #236 would indeed be hard to draw inspiration from.
My friend did have this little number laying on his coffee table last night: "Hairy Squirters"
People have odd taste...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:57:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Blood on the Hands, Dick in the Ass
I Came
Move over Intestine I'm Gunning for Pancreas
Salad Tossers of the 22nd Century
Give 'er a Go
Love Like my Ex, Blows
Lucy The RamFister
Butt Soup
Into the Wormhole, or Why Anal Means I Love You
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
plus how far can you go with "barely legal #54"?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:52:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well there's sheepless in montana...
other than that do you really want a list of titles i have to see all day? alot of them involve numbers at the end.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:48:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like little inion to supply us with some potential titles from the great many that she has occasion to stumble across at work.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:45:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You'll just have to find out when the title gets drawn.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Roses are Red, Now My Beloved is Dead
Love, Hate, Love
Beauty Before Noon
Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes
The Heart of a Killer
Yes Virginia, Yes
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:45:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What, may I ask, is a Nippleclam?
Just curious.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:44:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Great Wifeswap of 1979
Nippleclams of Joy
The Day I Met Your Father at the Sperm Bank
Cunt: A Love Story
Even Paraplegics Need Love Too
Here, Have a Heart
Monkey Love
"Mein Gott, You've Got Quite the Bratwurst"
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:40:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:37:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm like the little tag along. the cheese stands alone.
===
No no. NOne of that. You'll do just fine. Your writing here has been exceptional, you have no worries. And, as a bonus, you know you have an auto +2 from Agent_Smith right off the bat.
As to your last question, I believe our disrobed and disinterested friend said the titles would be drawn from a hat, rather than title swapping.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:37:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm like the little tag along. the cheese stands alone.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:35:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is this where it stands then, excepting any new people joining on?
players:
Orgasmatron
Davros
badassmofo
Brdn_Nkd
Axolotl
CaptainThorns
scourge
ahumblefool
inion_de_trua
Timeline:
Round 1:
- stories due by 2/3, winners announced 2/5
Round 2:
- stories due by 2/8, winners announced 2/10
Round 3:
- stories due by 2/13, winner announced the next day
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:34:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so title swap? i don't get it. tell me what normal uber competitions are like cuz i'm a young'un and i've never participated in such.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:29:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wouldn't have a problem with crunching the last one so that it's due Monday, not that I'll be in the last round or anything. Little extra pressure for the last round and all.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:27:45 EST (#)
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That works, too. The final submissions could be due by 2/13, then, with voting cutting off either at the end of the day or at some point on V-Day.
I agree with inion. There needs to be a set schedule. If people chime in tomorrow with "but I want to join" they can be alternates or something.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:26:24 EST (#)
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I agree with you on the west coasters and your timeline works perfectly for eight people. We'll just have to see what other interest we get. I don't want to cut any willing participants especially ones who really can contribute.
Match ups and titles posted tomorrow a.m.?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:26:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:12:58 (#)
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If there are 8 people, then there'll be three rounds. It could go something like this:
Round 1:
- stories due by 2/3, winners announced 2/5
Round 2:
- stories due by 2/8, winners announced 2/10
Round 3:
- stories due by 2/14, winner announced the next day
The weekends make it difficult, as the traffic decreases substantially. The due dates would have to leave at least one full weekday for ratings.
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The winer should be announced on V-Day itself, methinks. You could crunch these all down and make people really work under the gun. Or just crunch the last one, make the story due the 13th so it could be announced the day of.
2 cents
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:24:48 EST (#)
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i dunno, i'd need deadlines and rules basically otherwise i'll fuck up. being given an "assignment" is different from just thinking one out ya know? um but yeah possibly, if anything i could contribute another demon fucking story or something. i dunno, the last thing i wrote i got told they expected sex. up to you.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:18:54 EST (#)
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"Your fondest desire",
She purred she with a grin
So he pinched out a loaf
Then and there on her chin
Star crossed lovers
A duo of dreamers
Until he made public
He <3's Cleveland Steamers
She sprang from the bed
Indignant as hell
Behind her remained
Naught but the smell
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:18:30 EST (#)
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I'd suggest giving it until at least the mid-afternoon/evening. Gotta let those West Coasters get to work and online.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:17:23 EST (#)
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If we stick to 8 we can start now. I can drop the names and pair them up.
If we get enough interest from others we can start a second group and have a battle royal or something.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:12:58 EST (#)
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If there are 8 people, then there'll be three rounds. It could go something like this:
Round 1:
- stories due by 2/3, winners announced 2/5
Round 2:
- stories due by 2/8, winners announced 2/10
Round 3:
- stories due by 2/14, winner announced the next day
The weekends make it difficult, as the traffic decreases substantially. The due dates would have to leave at least one full weekday for ratings.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:12:53 EST (#)
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I agree scourge
Bob it's still making me sick. For some reason it just rubs me the wrong way.
I ass fucked her
I skull fucked her
her lips she did part
I kissed them long and deep
and then ripped out her heart
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:06:44 EST (#)
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I'd play, but I have no idea what my schedule is going to be.
That picture is just an uncooked SlimJim.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:06:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:58:39 (#)
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These really are nasty
quite gross and crass
not all of us are into
banging kiddy ass
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Hopefully line three would read, in reality, "none of us are into"
Well Eric Rice, but he doesn't really count, now does he?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:06:30 EST (#)
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Orgasmatron
Davros
badassmofo
Brdn_Nkd
Axolotl
CaptainThorns
scourge
ahumblefool
Inion, are you wanting in?
Those who've committed I need thoughts/ideas on timeline.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:03:31 EST (#)
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so should i just write something involving sex?
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:03:13 EST (#)
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I'm in
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:02:25 EST (#)
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Just to keep us on point:
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:28:27 (#)
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Orgasmatron
Davros
badassmofo
Brdn_Nkd
Axolotl
CaptainThorns
scourge
MyTee, Chicago pub crawl? that would be very entertaining.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:01:52 EST (#)
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Hush up, Brdn_Nkd
Just enjoy the ride
You'll soon learn the pleasures
Of underage hide.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:01:17 EST (#)
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I banged her she bled
I kissed her she blew
I shit on her face
and she ate my poo
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:58:39 EST (#)
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These really are nasty
quite gross and crass
not all of us are into
banging kiddy ass
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:56:59 EST (#)
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Hookers, all dead
Lay on my wood floors,
You haven't lived till
You've kill-fucked a whore.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:55:41 EST (#)
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In old Mexico
She worked blowing donkeys
I offered a fiver
She said, "Sorry, no honkies"
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:54:05 EST (#)
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A baby, so tender
Fragile indeed
Don't hump the anus
The poor thing will bleed
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:49:44 EST (#)
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I fin'lly got anal
I shouted "eureka!"
But cried when I found
Corn inside my urethra
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:47:20 EST (#)
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That picture is awesome. On a plate.
I shall not be entering. I declare myself chief judgy-type guy.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:43:24 EST (#)
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She first gave me head
We decided to screw
I pulled out my penis
Then "she" had one too
:(
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:37:03 EST (#)
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Yeah, I have class tomorrow night so i'm going to get there late. By then, everyone will be drunk and obnoxious. But, they'll also be brave so I'm going to send them to hit on women WAY out of their league. If I'm lucky they'll be a story posted about it by Monday.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:35:48 EST (#)
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Menstrual blood's red
A scarlet delight
Now take out that tampon
I'll eat you all night
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:32:01 EST (#)
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If we stick with eight we can do three rounds. first round four pair, second round two pair, final round for winner. three posts in 14 days with two weekends in there and time for voting. suggestions comments? If we get more entrants while we're firming things up we'll figure out how to work em in. When I posted this I didn't realize how fast this would have to be in order to culminate on 2-14
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:28:27 EST (#)
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Orgasmatron
Davros
badassmofo
Brdn_Nkd
Axolotl
CaptainThorns
scourge
MyTee, Chicago pub crawl? that would be very entertaining.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:25:17 EST (#)
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Put me down as a positive.
Cold sores are red
Dead hookers, blue
She gave me herpes
I gave them to you
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:24:30 EST (#)
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You're writing about Valentines day, but skipping Groundhogs day? For shame. My buddy has planned a huge pub crawl in honor of Groundhogs day as it is not owned but hallmark yet and therefore his favorite holiday.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:21:40 EST (#)
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Pink as intestines
White as my cum
Our rosé concoction
Leaks out of your bum
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:19:52 EST (#)
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to alleviate some of the time issues titles will now be randomly drawn and assigned when pairs are made. Titles suggested on this post will be chucked into a hat.
"Famous titties for 500"
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:15:31 EST (#)
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Orgasmatron
Davros
badassmofo
Brdn_Nkd
Axolotl
CaptainThorns
Tentative: scourge
Suggestions on a timeline? it's gonna be tight, like i like it, unless we really bang it out.
Pussy is red
my balls are blue
let's get together
and screw screw screw screw
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:05:05 EST (#)
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SEEK NOT TO PUT THE KING OF THE MOUNTAIN TO THE TEST, BITCHES!
PROCEED, IF YOU DARE!
A Love Like This
Two Become One
I Do
Truly, Truly, Truly
Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me
Kiss Me
I'm in the Mood For Love
You Want Sucky-Sucky, GI?
Work That Boner Like a Slave Owner
The Night the Grank Funk Railroad Gangbanged My One, True Love
C-Section Scar
Afterbirth
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:54:40 EST (#)
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Rape is blood red
Your face black and blue
Bend over now bitch
And take it where you poo
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:53:03 EST (#)
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Depending on how this is structured, time wise, I'm in.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:51:47 EST (#)
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Well, you KNOW I'm in. Especially since Orgasmo handed me my defeat in Ubermas. I gotta try and overthrow him this time.
Roses are red
Dildos are better
I'll write a love song
And sing like Eddie Vedder
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:51:40 EST (#)
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Orgasmatron
Davros
badassmofo
Brdn_Nkd
Axolotl
Excellent titles Orgas, how bout
Loved To Death
Anatomy of Love
Squeeze it, Pinch it
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:47:07 EST (#)
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Be Mine
1-4-3 (that stupid texting-speak code for 'I love you')
Vide Cor Meum
Sugar Sweet
Sweetheart
My Funny/Bloody Valentine
When a Man Loves a Woman
Love Me Tender
Your Cheating Heart
I Want to Know What Love Is
More than Words
How Can You Mend a Broken Heart
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:46:31 EST (#)
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Jack's on the west coast. Check back after noon EST.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:45:49 EST (#)
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I can definitely do this. Sign me up.
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
All My Base
Are Belong To You
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:43:47 EST (#)
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Peon, write something dirty for us, that mean you're in?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:42:27 EST (#)
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Like girly lovie-dovie writing???
Or like porn?
mmmmmmmm porn
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:35:33 EST (#)
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I figure we'll need at least eight, kept small might actually work better since we're on limited time here. Let's see..... ghola would be good for this, Nath could bring some hilarity, still no Jack?
I know there are more who are capable but it's busy here so will have to check back later.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:35:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:21:22 (#)
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That heart looks like an octopus.
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I was going to say squid.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:28:40 EST (#)
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Orgasmatron
Davros
badassmofo
Brdn_Nkd
love stories, horror, humor, like I said, whatever strikes your fancy. start thinking of some titles.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:27:18 EST (#)
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+2 because that picture is pretty much what I'm about to do to our controller's secretary. She has chosen this moment, or more accurately a moment about half an hour ago to print a shit load of double sided SEC documents on the main printer - the only printer set up to print journal entries. I have one fucking entry to turn in today and three times now I've gone in there to get it and all that SEC shit is still printing.
that's all I have to add
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:21:22 EST (#)
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That heart looks like an octopus.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:19:11 EST (#)
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You know I'm down.
I've got to try for the hat trick, after all.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:14:03 EST (#)
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Count me in.
Ireally should try to write something fictional again.
-Dave
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:13:12 EST (#)
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Yeah you know me, I've got the time now.
I'd be interested in seeing if I can write anymore or write at all or well you know whatever.
I'm in.
Valentines Day Lobotomies
or are we actually going for love stories?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:12:16 EST (#)
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it's kind of making me sick
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:09:36 EST (#)
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Oh fuck. I forgot about Valentines Day. My least favorite holiday.
Nice pic.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:07:45 EST (#)
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Cool.