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The most useful words in the English language (Part I) SFW (323 hits)

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Submitted by Attemptuous (View user info) at 2006-01-31 10:48:17 EST

1) Taint - Sure, to the innocent, the word means "to spoil" or according to Webster: to affect with putrefaction - nicely put, man. But for those of us in the know, our minds flash with images of the area between the sack and the crack (for men) or the area between the giney and the hiney (for women and Caulaincourt). Also known as a "chin rest", the "funbridge", and in Pro Figure Skating, it's the preferred area for placement of the male skating partner's hand when lifting his female partner above his head.

Here are some examples of use:

- I feel like I've got shit nuggets in my taint. (in this example, redskieslookfake recognizes the importance of the taint in separating his important sensitive bits from the putrefaction of the anus)

- Her taint was mildly sore from the chaffing of her strap-on. (here, the Tiger Lilly relays an uber-story regarding lesbian sex in the hopes of garnering a +2)

- With thumb and forefinger buried to the hilt, I could do little more than rub her taint. (midgets have the problem of stubby fingers, which results in little more than taint rubbing - it's awfully difficult to perform "the shocker" when you're a midget)

As a practical means, this area can be used for mobility - as in this joke:

<Orgasmatron> What do you call the area between the pussy and the ass?

<Davros> What?

<Orgasmatron> The Taint. Taint ass. Taint pussy>

<Davros> Why is it there?

<Orgasmatron> So you can carry it around like a six-pack.

So just remember, folks, Lick my taint, it gets me off.

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Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:19:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Shut up foo'!