The most useful words in the English language (Part I) SFW (739 hits)
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Submitted by Attemptuous (View user info) at 2006-01-31 10:50:08 EST
1) Taint - Sure, to the innocent, the word means "to spoil" or according to Webster: to affect with putrefaction - nicely put, man. But for those of us in the know, our minds flash with images of the area between the sack and the crack (for men) or the area between the giney and the hiney (for women and Caulaincourt). Also known as a "chin rest", the "funbridge", and in Pro Figure Skating, it's the preferred area for placement of the male skating partner's hand when lifting his female partner above his head.
Here are some examples of use:
- I feel like I've got shit nuggets in my taint. (in this example, redskieslookfake recognizes the importance of the taint in separating his important sensitive bits from the putrefaction of the anus)
- Her taint was mildly sore from the chaffing of her strap-on. (here, the Tiger Lilly relays an uber-story regarding lesbian sex in the hopes of garnering a +2)
- With thumb and forefinger buried to the hilt, I could do little more than rub her taint. (midgets have the problem of stubby fingers, which results in little more than taint rubbing - it's awfully difficult to perform "the shocker" when you're a midget)
As a practical means, this area can be used for mobility - as in this joke:
<Orgasmatron> What do you call the area between the pussy and the ass?
<Davros> What?
<Orgasmatron> The Taint. Taint ass. Taint pussy>
<Davros> Why is it there?
<Orgasmatron> So you can carry it around like a six-pack.
So just remember, folks, Lick my taint, it gets me off.
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-03 08:54:08 EST (#)
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You're the only known Welshman
Only know Welshman
You're the only known Welshman
In Uber towwwwwn.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-03 04:36:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:15:34 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-01 10:47:55 (#)
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hehe - Saint Sebastian's date from last night...
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Ass clown.
But, if you must know, I'm more Welsh than Scottish, beotch. I prefer Betsy to Dolly.
IN any event, I'm saving myself for Tiger Lilly.
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Apologies for my ass clowning. I think you're the only 'out' Welshman on Uber though.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-01 08:59:59 EST (#)
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After careful considering, I think my screen name is too long for easy examples of this kind. Small blessings.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-01 07:33:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-02-01 06:20:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:05:15 (#)
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how do you explain the word grundle?
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I'm glad you asked...
This is purely a Male reference: The grundle is not simply just the area between the testes, and the anus, rather it's the wormlike skin line...unfortunately, it's also a breakfast sandwich consisting of sausage, egg and cheese on a bagle or english muffin.
So you decide...tasty treat, or skin seam.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-01-31 23:10:47 EST (#)
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I also approve
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-31 18:16:59 EST (#)
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- Her taint was mildly sore from the chaffing of her strap-on. (here, the Tiger Lilly relays an uber-story regarding lesbian sex in the hopes of garnering a +2)
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I'm hoping this gets written....
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-31 15:34:07 EST (#)
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Taintastic!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-31 15:27:27 EST (#)
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i approve of this post.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:33:26 EST (#)
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
brilliant...
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:12:02 EST (#)
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I got some more pitying to do I see.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:28:15 EST (#)
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Who am I kidding? +2 for the name drop.
Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:16:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:05:02 (#)
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Great. Now I have this song stuck in my head.
Tainted love.
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No shit man...that's what kept rolling through my head as I wrote...
bom bom, don't touch me, please, I cannot stand the way you TEaaassseee...
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:09:36 EST (#)
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I'm in it. Auto +2.
-Dave
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:05:02 EST (#)
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Great. Now I have this song stuck in my head.
Tainted love.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:58:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:50:53 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:43:23 (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:02:07 (#)
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Wait... redskieslookfake is a guy?
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YES I'M A GUY!
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Har Har!
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Right Berty...
*undoes belt*
come here...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:52:52 EST (#)
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+2 for the name-drop
-1 for the six-pack line. Everyone knows that I'd have said "so you can hold her like a bowling ball."
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:50:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:43:23 (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:02:07 (#)
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Wait... redskieslookfake is a guy?
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YES I'M A GUY!
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Har Har!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:43:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:02:07 (#)
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Wait... redskieslookfake is a guy?
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YES I'M A GUY!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:41:37 EST (#)
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Tainted fruit doth not a good fuck make.
Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:39:38 EST (#)
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rusty trombone time..........
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:29:04 EST (#)
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That's not a taint! It's your gooch!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:05:15 EST (#)
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how do you explain the word grundle?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:02:07 EST (#)
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Wait... redskieslookfake is a guy?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:00:25 EST (#)
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Taint enough.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:55:39 EST (#)
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"Don't forget to work the taint, you lazy bitch!"
(true story)
Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:55:36 EST (#)
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I chuckled.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:54:28 EST (#)
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- I feel like I've got shit nuggets in my taint. (in this example, redskieslookfake recognizes the importance of the taint in separating his important sensitive bits from the putrefaction of the anus)
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I love being name checked. Particularly with regard to taints.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:53:38 EST (#)
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Enlightening.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:53:32 EST (#)
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I laughed.
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-01-31 10:53:29 EST (#)
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What's this jibba jabba? Shut it foo'!