Bored at work? I just found out I'm a "National Factors Chode" (1093 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dumb JobsRating: 1.23 on 37 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Mario (View user info) at 2006-01-31 11:16:56 EST
Check this site out, it's freaking addictive. I've been sitting here for the better part of the hour clicking this thing...it comes up with some funny shit, and some of it is actually true. Truth hurts I suppose. But yeah, if you've got nothing to do and feel like a laugh, check this out:
www.resumestuffer.com
Post the good ones you get on here, let's see what kind of crazy shit it comes out with.
User Reviews
Submitted by no_one (user info) at 2006-02-24 13:41:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Civil Death Trainer
Anyone need lessons?
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-02-01 06:28:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
SC - Joint Motivational Bitch Boy
Joints mostly make me less than motivational, mostly.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-01-31 20:57:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"top floor obesity fudger" it's funny, whatever the hell it is.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-01-31 20:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dirty Conspiracy Druid
what the hell
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-31 15:58:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I got 'Dead Nigger Storage Specialist'
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-31 15:11:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
2) Orgasmatron - Cubicle Group Butt Boy
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Most accurate name, evar.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:52:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Emily Heikkila
Daily Patrol Ho
Jeanneee
Official Beer Producer
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:51:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for accuracy.
Dave Groves = Extreme Alcohol Educator
-Dave
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Me: Office Conspiracy Controller
MistressFist: Chief Inspiration Whino
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-31 14:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Future Spank Addict....nothing future about that...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:57:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Started out as a "Sports Fiscal Manager" then to a "Master Crime Farmer" to a "Military Virginity Specialist."
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:52:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"JOINT LOVE PLANNER"
Submitted by SamsArmy (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Gyrating Jedi Darklord. YES!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Public Safety Queen"
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:03:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'Staff Activities Violator'
It's good to be me.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:58:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Emergency Copy Machine Pimp"
Giggidy Giggidy!
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:34:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
"Galactic Crime Witchdoctor"
For some reason, that reminds me of ETS.
Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:26:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Daily Lubrication Mastermind"
That's right...I'm moving on up.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:22:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:12:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey ladies...
I thought you'd like to know that I've been promoted from "Veteran Spank Savant" to "Human Pleasure Assistant"...
Anyone care for a test drive...Tiger Lilly?
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Hahahaha..those are some funny names I've just been promoted from 'Government Football Preacher' to 'Naked Data Assistant'.
Shit this is fun.
Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:12:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey ladies...
I thought you'd like to know that I've been promoted from "Veteran Spank Savant" to "Human Pleasure Assistant"...
Anyone care for a test drive...Tiger Lilly?
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fleet Post-It Note Pervert
Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-01-31 12:07:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Veteran Spank Savant"
Yup...nail on the head...
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:52:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Touche, Hilarity.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:50:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:40:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
You love me because I provided diversion from the boring, mundane job that you go to only to pay bills and frankly couldn't give a shit about. Your office peers are lame, smell funny, and won't turn off the shitty music blared over the radio in a constant cycle of commercial and commercial trash. Your boss is a tool and thinks he's your buddy. Every photocopy you make steals your soul...the woosh of the thin piece of paper represents one more small part of your dreams and ambitions being thinly sliced away. Sound about right?
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Only that my boss is a tool because I don't do office work. Isn't every boss a tool anyway by default?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:50:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is going to keep me amused for hours.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh fuck yeah bitchs.
HighVoltage900
Studly Group Coordinator
FIRST TRY AND IT GETS ME PERFECTLY! +2 for you sir!
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:40:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You love me because I provided diversion from the boring, mundane job that you go to only to pay bills and frankly couldn't give a shit about. Your office peers are lame, smell funny, and won't turn off the shitty music blared over the radio in a constant cycle of commercial and commercial trash. Your boss is a tool and thinks he's your buddy. Every photocopy you make steals your soul...the woosh of the thin piece of paper represents one more small part of your dreams and ambitions being thinly sliced away. Sound about right?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:33:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hilarity Ensues
Temporary Circus Secretary
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I hate you for this.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:32:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I should divide these, really:
1) Mike - Gyrating Baseball Advisor
2) Orgasmatron - Cubicle Group Butt Boy
I like my real name's occupation better.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:32:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Angel
Lowly Lubrication Bookie
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hilarity Ensues
Dynamic Desk Nazi
Witness Exterminator
800-killm-all
a dead witness is the best witness
Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:26:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Automatic Spank Correspondent
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:26:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Valerie
Illegal Spanking Tribesman
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:26:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Gyrating Baseball Advisor
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:26:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Katie
Government Football Preacher
Damn you for this.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:22:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tim
Imperial Duty Know-it-All
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-31 11:20:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I heartily suggest any kind of fruit with a smooth pulp, like mango, or cantalope, for sexual gratification.