How stupid are people these days ??? (1004 hits)
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Submitted by Pap Smirnoff <pap_smirnoff.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-06-02 15:32:52 EDT
So I am driving coming home from my friend Karen's house and I get down by the arms (a pub) and all of a sudden I hear bang off the side of my truck. I look over and I see 4 kids running, so it was pretty obvious they threw something at the truck. So I was super pissed and I slammed on the brakes and put the 4 ways on and I chase after them. They were running through Duncaster park a.k.a. devils turn and I caught up to one of the kids (he obviously was not very fast if he had that much of a lead and I caught him) and I grabbed him by the shirt and instead of saying he was sorry he mouths me off saying fuck you and you cant do anything to me blah blah blah, mind you the guy was about my age so honestly he should be old enough to realize that throwing things at cars is cool when your in grade 3. Anyways he mouths off at me and his friends are long gone by now so what did I do??? What any good honest citizen would have done......I beat the shit out of the kid I mean not just a couple of punches I wrecked him I punched him in the head so many times and threw him on the ground and just to make it even more embarrassing for him I kicked him in the ass (classical fighting move I might add) So this leads me to ask one question " how stupid are people these days??" I am not saying what I did was exactly the smartest thing in the world but I just had to do it!!
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Submitted by PapSmirnoff (user info) at 2003-06-02 20:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yep Im 14 my birth certificate is lying that I am 19, fucking losers. Maddox eh? Sorry Maddox didnt create the fucking internet, or Che pics by posting someones face on it and who is this Maddox guy? Greg Maddox the Alanta Braves pitcher. I couldnt give a shit what lamers like you guys think.
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-06-02 20:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He's not one of those losers drink, however he may appear on the surface.
He's a horny 14 year old masquerading as a somewhat mature person in order to compensate for his being grounded as a consequence for stealing gum from a gas station down the street. Eventually, he will leave Uber once his grounding sentence is up but will return when he doesn't get a Valentine from his 8th grade sweetheart, and will proceed to join the chess club in high school only to be kicked out only to join the Star Wars-aholics club only to be kicked out. Then, he will live in his parents' basement for the rest of his life.
And what's worse, he's Canadian.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-02 19:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
loser.
it was cool when Maddox did a picture of him as Che, funny when i did it, and stupid and lame when you did it.
Submitted by jesus crust at 2003-06-02 19:41:03 EDT (#)
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my thoughts exactly drink_ddt, my thoughts exactly....
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-06-02 19:12:54 EDT (#)
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I used to throw huge rocks and glass bottles at cars all the time as a little kid. I was such a little hellion. I'm lucky to have never been caught.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-06-02 18:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So you're one of those losers?
I used to throw apples at cars when I was a kid. The really really dumb people always slammed on their brakes and tried to catch us, to no avail. How stupid are people these days. . .?
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-06-02 16:38:02 EDT (#)
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Come now, we both know you didn't do shit.
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-06-02 16:28:34 EDT (#)
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Maybe so, PABST, er PAS, maybe so...
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-06-02 16:15:47 EDT (#)
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Funny as in queer Murphy?
Hahahahaha
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-06-02 15:58:51 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I think I know what you're getting at Murphy...
No...that's multiplication. I'll get right on that though, the funny. With thinking.
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-06-02 15:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I keep a baseball bat in the back of my car for these kind of people.
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-06-02 15:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's a funny day when stupid people bitch about stupid people. You know, most of the shit I'm reading on this site lately has been real funny. But not in that 'haha' you know funny kind of way. Sort of in the scratch my head funny kind of way. And I'm beginning to think I'm the funny one, you know. But not in that haha kind of way.
Murphy