Kitty Target Practice. (2603 hits)
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Submitted by MickGinny (View user info) at 2006-02-01 01:25:44 EST
When facing the boredom the winter months bring and constantly searching for cheap indoor entertainment, look no further than your housecat my friend. Lets put the cards on the table here; he cant call social services on you and you are bigger stronger and smarter than he is besides, he deserves it. If your cat is anything like mine he is constantly conspiring against you. Unless your next door neighbor is Jack McAllum, you shouldn't have a single worry about repercussions from this activity
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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-10-12 17:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
for trying to resurrect old posts instead of creating new ones...
Mick... you're better than that.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2007-10-12 16:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
funnerer
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-02 11:25:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
blow guns with plastic pellets are funner.
Submitted by ToastEatingBastard (user info) at 2006-02-02 11:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff. I'm glad it brought out the sadistic side of everyone. Seriously: The Killbee?? Fucking Ouch.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-01 18:49:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, those guys are EVERYWHERE!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-01 17:11:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The last pic is the best.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-01 10:21:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-01 09:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-01 09:20:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF??? My ratings dropped without additional hits or reviews!!
I CALL SHENANNIGANS!!!!
Read my new stuff... Come on.... I never post... you know you want to.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83247
Who broke Uber?? I'm guessing it was Method.... or all these Tigerlilly posts.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-01 09:18:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
My cat would not stand for that shit.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-01 09:06:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yeah I would do that stuff to my dog, but he weighs 115 lbs and is easily the strongest living thing on my block. I think really pissing him off would be bad.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-02-01 08:58:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cats are vindictive. He's probably pissed in your shoes already.
...or that bowl of mac and cheese you left out last night.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-02-01 08:46:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-01 08:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-02-01 08:01:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
My friend and I made a "Killbee" when we were about 12. Ingredients: Frisbee (R) flying disc (R), 20 or so double-edged razor blades, lighter, pliers, bangades. Snap the razor blades in half to get two edges (you can use your fingers for the first one, and then go get the bandages and pliers). Use the pliers and the lighter to heat the broken side of the blade until it'll melt the plastic as you press it into the side of the disc. Put the blades all the way around the perimeter of the disc. Get ready to throw... wait, get more bandages, take a few of the blades out so you can grip the disc.
See if the inbred fucktard neighbor's noisy midnight-barking little useless shit of a dog wants to play catch, one last time.
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Dude...that's just wrong. Paper weapons are one thing, but that...
Are you writing from an institution of some sort?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-01 08:19:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice coal stove.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-01 08:03:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I played this game and liked it.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-02-01 08:01:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My friend and I made a "Killbee" when we were about 12. Ingredients: Frisbee (R) flying disc (R), 20 or so double-edged razor blades, lighter, pliers, bangades. Snap the razor blades in half to get two edges (you can use your fingers for the first one, and then go get the bandages and pliers). Use the pliers and the lighter to heat the broken side of the blade until it'll melt the plastic as you press it into the side of the disc. Put the blades all the way around the perimeter of the disc. Get ready to throw... wait, get more bandages, take a few of the blades out so you can grip the disc.
See if the inbred fucktard neighbor's noisy midnight-barking little useless shit of a dog wants to play catch, one last time.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-01 06:57:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CATS ARE EVIL.
I approve
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-01 06:39:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-02-01 06:24:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate cats. In fact, just got another dog. A new Aussie puppie.
How do you do these collages Mick? I need to know and am too stoopid to figure it out.
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Hold your mouse pointer over any portion of his collage. You'll see it's the same jpg filename anywhere on it. That means it's one big picture, uploaded as his attachment. Here's a simple way to try one.
Save his collage by right clicking on it and save wherever on you pc. Open it in whatever art/photoshop you have, then white out the whole thing out using any pc art tool. Then on that big empty picture, copy and paste smaller pictures of your choice to it, and add words, which most photoshop/artpad etc. have. Play with it however you like. There you go.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-02-01 06:24:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate cats. In fact, just got another dog. A new Aussie puppie.
How do you do these collages Mick? I need to know and am too stoopid to figure it out.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-01 06:13:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
toss pillows always work for me, less effort. Holding them by the corner, you can zip one across the room at 80 mph, or less. Depending on the agility of the cat and its need for bombardment.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-02-01 05:51:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shit, fucked up the rating.... sorry...
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-02-01 05:51:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bending a paperclip in half so the points stick out is better. ah, many a memory of lethal exchanges of school property involving paperclips and rubberbands all throughout highschool. mature eh?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-01 04:51:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-02-01 04:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2006-02-01 04:23:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Take a cotton-wool earbud (I think these are called Q-Tips in US?). Pull the lump of cotton wool off one end and insert the eye end of a needle about 3mm. It should hopefully wedge in there pretty solidly with the remnants of the cotton wool.
Place in a McDonalds straw and blow. Will fly very straight and fast and stick in anything.
Should look like this:
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WARNING: VERY DANGEROUS - DO NOT AIM AT PEOPLE'S FACES
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we used to make these and shoot them out of our cheap Daisy pellet pistols. Not the ones with the Co2 cartridge but the spring-loaded ones.
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2006-02-01 04:25:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, spaces are trimmed. Oh well, you get the idea.
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2006-02-01 04:23:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Take a cotton-wool earbud (I think these are called Q-Tips in US?). Pull the lump of cotton wool off one end and insert the eye end of a needle about 3mm. It should hopefully wedge in there pretty solidly with the remnants of the cotton wool.
Place in a McDonalds straw and blow. Will fly very straight and fast and stick in anything.
Should look like this:
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/ \________________________________
________________________________--------------
\_______/
WARNING: VERY DANGEROUS - DO NOT AIM AT PEOPLE'S FACES
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-01 03:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Cut the end off your shoelaces, feather the lace behind the hard plastic bit and shove a in through it. Now that's a dart!
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-01 03:39:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Lumps of cooked spaghetti works better.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-02-01 03:23:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i use to use a water gun
but then i grew up
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-01 03:13:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
McDonalds Straw.
Tic-Tacs.
Submitted by XII (user info) at 2006-02-01 02:14:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i used to make metal cored paper wasps in high school, they took a little more dedication and preparation but they worked better
Submitted by belowground (user info) at 2006-02-01 02:08:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I once had the pleasure of being hit by one of those things, which were known as wasps in my younger days. I still have a strawberry colored mark where it hit me.
That time, it wasn't funny. This is.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-01 02:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for dude on sofa.
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-02-01 01:58:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-02-01 01:53:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool. Cats rule because they are inherently selfish and evil, but it's fun to tease them mercilessly, especially with laser pointers.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-01 01:45:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Loathe as I am to +2 anything against kitties, the guy on the couch made3 me do a triple-take.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-02-01 01:30:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment