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"In A Mans Life" (822 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dumb Jobs

Rating: 0.79 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Wazza (View user info) at 2006-02-02 06:16:22 EST




I
read somewhere, that the great idol of the feminist trail(Jane Fonda) "said ", "quote " In a mans life there are many springtimes, A women has only One!."

Following on from my brother "Shandy the Dog", I would like to find the inventor of the pussy .?

Sometimes you gotta put a fire through your life to find the truth!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-05-26 23:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i like the original pretty

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-02-14 05:42:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0



Yessssssssssssss brother a good burn out is for the cleansing of the soul!and the nuts.Gets all the dirty water off your chest.

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-02-14 05:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

brother wazza, i am a bit bereft at the moment

perhaps a fire of some sort IS what i need

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-11 22:25:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

-=[WTHM]=-

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-09 20:05:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sucky fucky 5 dolla.

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-02-09 19:19:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-02-02 08:03:13 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-02 07:30:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

NOW I know who Wazza reminds me of! The Jewish lawyer guy from Munich! Geoffery Rush!

Man I knew he looked familiar! I loved you in Pirates.



You nailed it!!! This guy looks exactly like Geoffery Rush.

"I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request....it means no" (one of the greatest quotes in movie history)

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I would also like to add, "Shut your fat ass Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes... without runnin' into nine guys you've fucked."

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-09 18:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

SHANDYTHEDOG IS YOUR BROTHER???



Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:40:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

MMMmmm... Que?

Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:21:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

-Sweet Waz!

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-02-04 08:16:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"lecherous, pedophilic, Yoda of Ubersite"

i wish someone would say something that nice about me

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-02-04 08:03:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If I'm not mistaken, I was not provided with a TMI: Wazza, because TL said he was adventuring in the Phillipines away from any contact with a computer.

What the fuck? Did he post this magically?

LYING BITCH!!!!! DEPRIVE ME OF TMI: WAZZA, DO YOU?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-02 18:46:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wazza is like the lecherous, pedophilic, Yoda of Ubersite...and God bless him for it.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-02 14:23:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Pound that shit, Wazza!

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-02-02 12:53:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

mail order brides are getting more popular every day. but watch your back.

Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-02 11:17:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What you doin' with that pretty lady? Show some respec' old man. Or Mr T gonna toss you!

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-02-02 11:12:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


u r preach'n to the choir in this lit'l box




Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-02-02 08:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-02 06:35:31 (#)
Ranking: -2

This post depressed me massively.

Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-02-02 08:24:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by belowground (user info) at 2006-02-02 06:49:19 (#)
Ranking: 0

Is that a Thai hooker?
.......................

The soy sauce bottles on the tables says yes....

Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-02-02 08:03:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-02 07:30:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

NOW I know who Wazza reminds me of! The Jewish lawyer guy from Munich! Geoffery Rush!

Man I knew he looked familiar! I loved you in Pirates.



You nailed it!!! This guy looks exactly like Geoffery Rush.

"I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request....it means no" (one of the greatest quotes in movie history)

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-02 07:30:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

NOW I know who Wazza reminds me of! The Jewish lawyer guy from Munich! Geoffery Rush!

Man I knew he looked familiar! I loved you in Pirates.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-02 07:09:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I was torn between 'he must have a huge cock' and 'he must have a lot of money'

I settled on 'he must be in one of those Asian countries where they will fuck any old man in hopes of getting to one of the finer countries'

Like I see 'em.

Submitted by belowground (user info) at 2006-02-02 07:07:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If that IS a Thai hooker, I commend you, sir.

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-02 06:56:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy shit its Gary Glitter!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-02 06:54:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

One of my mates has just got a promotion. Less depressed now

Submitted by belowground (user info) at 2006-02-02 06:49:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Is that a Thai hooker?

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-02 06:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-02 06:35:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This post depressed me massively.

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-02 06:32:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Pfft.

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-02-02 06:32:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0



I can assure you old bean the is correct and collated!

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-02-02 06:29:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0



Hey Thorpy, my Mrs hit me with an axe, ha ha ha ha ha .. it was worth it but .

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-02 06:28:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*looks at date on the picture*


NURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-02 06:21:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey man what happened to your forehead?


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