Souness Out! Non British Football Fans from outside the North East will not understand this (1081 hits)
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Submitted by Redskieslookfake (View user info) at 2006-02-02 07:01:41 EST
Newcastle dismiss manager Souness
Newcastle have announced that Graeme Souness' contract has been terminated with immediate effect.
The Magpies have won only one point in six Premiership matches and are only six points above the relegation zone.
A statement on the club's website read: "The employment of Graeme Souness has been terminated with immediate effect.
"And an announcement will be made shortly regarding transitional arrangements pending the appointment of a new team manager."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/4673636.stm
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THANK THE GOOD LORD FOR THAT.
This dour scot has made my life a fucking misery for months. His insistence on playing shit players, buying largely shit players and a constant whining about anything. Titus Bramble will NEVER be good.
I miss you Sir Bobby Robson. I was driving in Durham and some old codger stepped out in front of me. I slammed on the brakes and narrowly avoided running him down. He turned, gave me the stink eye and tottered off. It was only then that I realised it was Sir Bobby himself. If I'd ran him down I'd have been well unimpressed.
To make up for it though, a few days later Sir Bobby in his seven series BMW cut me up on the motorway something rotten - again with a pure stinkeye thrown in for good measure.
I want Sven Goran Erikkson to take over, but I suspect we will be landed with Peter 'LOOK AT MY MALFORMED HEAD AND CHIN' Beardsley.
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:02:11 EDT (#)
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1535: GOAL Sunderland 1-0 Newcastle
Sunderland may be doomed but the Stadium of Light is rocking as Justin Hoyte opens the scoring against their great rivals. The on-loan Arsenal player started the move and after good work by Jon Stead and Dean Whitehead is on hand to slam in a cut-back from the byline.
1623: GOAL Sunderland 1-1 Newcastle
Substitute Michael Chopra levels proceedings with his first touch, nipping in to tuck the ball home after Steven Caldwell opted to leave a ball for his goalkeeper Kelvin Davis.
1624: GOAL Sunderland 1-2 Newcastle
Justin Hoyte goes from hero to villain after fouling Charles N'Zogbia in the box. Alan Shearer steps up to score and, against the run of play, Newcastle have punctured hopes of a home win at the Stadium of Light.
1630: GOAL Sunderland 1-3 Newcastle
Any hopes of a first home win of the season at the Stadium of Light look to be well and truly over after Kieron Dyer plays in Charles N'Zogbia who wriggles through the Sunderland defence and fires low into the corner.
1651: GOAL Sunderland 1-4 Newcastle
Another masterclass in how not to defend from Sunderland gifts Albert Luque his first goal in a Newcastle shirt.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-04 08:31:44 EDT (#)
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Shut it Stagger or I'll make you re-sign Sally Gunnel from Villereal.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-04 08:21:01 EDT (#)
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Ahahaha, Newcastle with Torres? Why aim so low? Why not just say you're gonna get Henry?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-04 07:52:28 EDT (#)
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Given
Taylor Ramage Anotherdefenderfromeuropewhoisgood Aproperleftback
Solano Parker Emre N'Zogbia
Owen Torres
4th place finish.
Sorted
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-04 07:49:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-04 07:47:47 (#)
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Yes indeed Dave. Except about the day at work bit. I bet that was still true.
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True.
-Dave
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-04 07:47:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-04 07:34:31 (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:52:11 (#)
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Can't say I'm upset, although I suspect that Roeder and Big Al will still struggle to get us wins.
Right now I would settle for a couple of clean sheets.
Picked a bad day to be at work really.
-Dave
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Oh how wrong I was.
-Dave
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Yes indeed Dave. Except about the day at work bit. I bet that was still true.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-04 07:34:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:52:11 (#)
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Can't say I'm upset, although I suspect that Roeder and Big Al will still struggle to get us wins.
Right now I would settle for a couple of clean sheets.
Picked a bad day to be at work really.
-Dave
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Oh how wrong I was.
-Dave
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-04 07:12:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-03 20:11:35 (#)
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They all have matching ties...
It's eerie.
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It's a uniform, jeez.
Red: Having had Angry Ferguson as our manager since birth, I sympathise but I don't know what it's like to have incompetent scum in charge of the club.
Roeder's (spelling?) doing alright now though.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-04 08:34:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by bastard (user info) at 2006-02-03 19:57:16 (#)
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Who cares about the rotten-toothed limey? Very few, very few.
DIe.
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He's Scottish - so that's your comment completed fucked over. Bastard
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-03 20:11:35 EST (#)
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They all have matching ties...
It's eerie.
Submitted by bastard (user info) at 2006-02-03 19:57:16 EST (#)
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Who cares about the rotten-toothed limey? Very few, very few.
DIe.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-03 10:03:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:53:52 (#)
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hahaha big al doesn't want the job. neither does the other guy. they are doing it out of PITY! hahaha
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It's politically expedient to not touch it at the mo. Wait a few years, when he's qualified THEN he can fuck up badly.
Are they really pictures of Berty's sister or is it an oh so hilarious and witty Bertism?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:53:52 EST (#)
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hahaha big al doesn't want the job. neither does the other guy. they are doing it out of PITY! hahaha
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-03 04:47:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-02-02 12:02:41 (#)
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Kyle is shit.
You do know i live in New Zealand dont you?
So i cant buy you a drink?
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In that case cheque will be acceptable.
And yes, Kevin Kyle is shit.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:52:11 EST (#)
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Can't say I'm upset, although I suspect that Roeder and Big Al will still struggle to get us wins.
Right now I would settle for a couple of clean sheets.
Picked a bad day to be at work really.
-Dave
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-01 17:22:54 (#)
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I wish you English fucks would quit using Uber as AIM...
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-02-02 12:02:41 EST (#)
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Kyle is shit.
You do know i live in New Zealand dont you?
So i cant buy you a drink?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-02 11:32:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-02 11:28:34 (#)
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Hooray for soccer.
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Fuck off Foonbo.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-02 11:28:34 EST (#)
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Hooray for soccer.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:19:47 EST (#)
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Falco - I have plenty of Mackem friends. Despite your charming compunction of calling all Geordies 'the scum' - I quite like you. And I pity you over Mick McCarthy. Perhaps you could get Souness now?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:16:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:10:47 (#)
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Yeah im a Mackem.
We just dont have the money to play in the PL. When they have cleared the debts and can afford people who can score goals, (sometime in next 50 years) then we will be able to do ok. Just look at the time Phillips was scoring- and Nial Quinn the more uncoordinated fuck of all time. But a good goal scoring target because he was big. Sweet.
I have a picture of me pissing on St James's Park.
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You're a Mackem? I'm so sorry.
You've got that lovely big stadium just packed with Mackems every week - surely there's enough revenue there?
Besides - when you were actually scoring through the fabulous combination of long ball upfield, Niall Quinn catches it with his hands (I mean chests it down) -passes to Rat Boy - GOAL, it was truly beautiful....
Mind you -Guess who's back, back again, Kyler's back - will he play?
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:12:14 EST (#)
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Oh and soccer is on the tube 10am and 12pm...VAn Nisterooy!!!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:11:31 EST (#)
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because I'm becoming a bigger football fan.
Saturday mornings there's a bar in Montreal that serves breakfast and a pint for $10.30 its starting to become a ritual.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:10:47 EST (#)
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Yeah im a Mackem.
We just dont have the money to play in the PL. When they have cleared the debts and can afford people who can score goals, (sometime in next 50 years) then we will be able to do ok. Just look at the time Phillips was scoring- and Nial Quinn the more uncoordinated fuck of all time. But a good goal scoring target because he was big. Sweet.
I have a picture of me pissing on St James's Park.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:08:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:06:08 (#)
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Toon scum, even sunderland have more points in the last 6 games.
In the words of the mighty lord Falco.
"Fookin Toon scum"
+2 because you need cheering up.
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see if I recall you're a Durham Archaelogy student from somewhere southern. I'm gonna guess.... Basingstoke
Send me an email redskieslookfake.at.hotmail.co.uk
I even drink with Mackems sometimes. It's coz they're funny.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:06:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-02 09:53:32 (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-02 09:48:37 (#)
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Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-02-02 07:06:34 (#)
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I don't even understand the title.
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But +2 because you warned us and I shouldn't have tried to read it anyway.
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sorry - I should have mentioned that the two people in the picture either side of Graeme Souness are Zombies. HENCE ZPT!!
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so thats what zpt stands for.
i'm an idiot.
i was thinking...zits..?
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:06:08 EST (#)
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Toon scum, even sunderland have more points in the last 6 games.
In the words of the mighty lord Falco.
"Fookin Toon scum"
+2 because you need cheering up.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-02 09:53:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-02 09:48:37 (#)
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Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-02-02 07:06:34 (#)
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I don't even understand the title.
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But +2 because you warned us and I shouldn't have tried to read it anyway.
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sorry - I should have mentioned that the two people in the picture either side of Graeme Souness are Zombies. HENCE ZPT!!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-02 09:48:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-02-02 07:06:34 (#)
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I don't even understand the title.
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But +2 because you warned us and I shouldn't have tried to read it anyway.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-02 09:40:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-02-02 09:30:09 (#)
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Real men play Rugby.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83211
The challange has been set!
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I should watch some rugby. I never got into it. Alan Shearer keeps calling me back.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-02-02 09:30:09 EST (#)
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Real men play Rugby.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83211
The challange has been set!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-02 09:24:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-02-02 09:22:32 (#)
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You have a point, when Norwich can put 5 past your team in 3 games, you know you can't defend.
God, I miss the Premiership. Well, I miss beating Man U 2-0.
Still, at least I have another decade of second flight football to look forward to.
<weeps>
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Ah - Souness has got a new job has he?
We used to beat Man Utd, and Chelsea. All sorts of teams. 3rd and 4th and that recently.
Now I feel we're going down with the Smoggies and Mackems.
Incidentally - no matter how shit you are - the Mackems will always be worse. They are an embarrassment.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-02-02 09:22:32 EST (#)
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You have a point, when Norwich can put 5 past your team in 3 games, you know you can't defend.
God, I miss the Premiership. Well, I miss beating Man U 2-0.
Still, at least I have another decade of second flight football to look forward to.
<weeps>
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-02 09:11:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-02-02 09:07:35 (#)
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Bramble is ex-Ipswich scum. Therefore banned from ever being allowed to set foot at Colney.
When are you selling Owen to Liverpool then?
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Over my dead and cooling body.
It's typical Newcastle United though - buy a crowd pleasing striker (not that I'm not chuffed we got his signature) - and neglect the real trouble area. When was the last time we had some decent defenders?
We need to buy a hatchet man and a filthy cheating argie. Ideal. To stamp on Horseface and the like.
Signing Frank Bruno lookilikes is not good transfer policy.
Paolo Montero starts every match by marching over to the opposition striker and saying 'I kill you gringo before you score'
You have to respect that.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-02-02 09:07:35 EST (#)
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Bramble is ex-Ipswich scum. Therefore banned from ever being allowed to set foot at Colney.
When are you selling Owen to Liverpool then?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-02 09:00:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-02-02 08:50:40 (#)
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You can have Nigel "sell Dean Ashton and buy Robert Ernshaw" Worthington, if you like?
I'll throw in Peter "1 goal all campaign" Thorne for free.
Norwich vs. Ipswich on Sunday. Think I might start crying now and get over and done with.
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Only if you take Titus Bramble and 8 million pounds ho ho ho - no seriously - how much did you pay Jean-Alain Boumsong in part exchange.
I feel like a load has been lifted. Now if only I could get my world cup tickets. PLEASE FIFA.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-02-02 08:50:40 EST (#)
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You can have Nigel "sell Dean Ashton and buy Robert Ernshaw" Worthington, if you like?
I'll throw in Peter "1 goal all campaign" Thorne for free.
Norwich vs. Ipswich on Sunday. Think I might start crying now and get over and done with.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-02 08:30:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-02-02 08:23:32 (#)
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About fucking time, I'm no toon but it annoyed me to see him messing up Shearers last few seasons as a player.
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It's been horrible I have to say. You feel loyalty to the club, but I actually wanted us to lose in the FA cup just to get shot of him.
He's an awful man manager. Poor tactician and not savvy in the transfer market.
Nice to get Owen - but I'd point to Shearer as being more important there, and as for Parker that was money - plain and simple.
I think things are looking up.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-02-02 08:23:32 EST (#)
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About fucking time, I'm no toon but it annoyed me to see him messing up Shearers last few seasons as a player.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-02 07:57:46 EST (#)
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I am chuffed as hell. He was a useless piece of shit - and his inability to realise that WE NEED AT LEAST TWO DEFENDERS should have earned him the boot ages ago.
Boumsong?
Shitus Bramble?
Suck my ass Souness
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-02 07:21:17 EST (#)
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I reckon he thought bringing in young Mr Owen would solve all his problems. Including his brain damage.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-02 07:14:58 EST (#)
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He had it coming.
Submitted by monkey11 (user info) at 2006-02-02 07:13:40 EST (#)
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this gets an immediate +2 for the best news since 24 hour drinking...
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-02 07:09:57 EST (#)
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It's about time they kicked that twat out. He fluked it for a while, but he's true lack of talents finally shone through
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-02-02 07:06:34 EST (#)
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I don't even understand the title.