A pic of my tits to celebrate 10,000 hits (1991 hits)
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Submitted by Belle (View user info) at 2006-02-02 10:00:16 EST
Wow...
I finally broke the 10,000 hits barrier (way back when I first noticed hits - 10,000 would have got you on the MVA).
But still, because I'm so grateful, I thought I'd celebrate by getting my tits out and letting you all have a look!
It seems to be what you request most of us Uberchicks, and I'm only here to please (make sandwiches, fetch beer and wash up).
So - I love you all, I hope you like my tits!
PS: photo taken by www.ghmahoney.org.uk
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-08 07:36:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2006-09-28 12:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
this kind of humor is why I stopped coming here long ago. I guess some things never change
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Hey Fucko, If you stopped coming here long ago, and things never change how the fuck or why the fuck were you able to rate on here?
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice tits.
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2006-09-28 12:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
this kind of humor is why I stopped coming here long ago. I guess some things never change
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-09-28 11:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was absolutely terrible. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-02 19:09:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for tits and hits.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-02 19:07:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd tell you that I honestly read this instead of simply clicking on the title in hopes of boobies... but who am I kidding?
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-02 19:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the dot in the letter "i" is called a tittle.
tee hee.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-02 18:55:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for birdies
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:53:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok 100,000 now that's sweet! Woot!
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-02 14:51:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:08:54 (#)
Ranking: 1
i was really looking forward to seeing your tits.
Submitted by remote_narcotic (user info) at 2006-02-02 14:33:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tits?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-02-02 12:30:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
spaz
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-02 12:18:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Congrats
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-02-02 12:14:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice tits, Belle
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-02 12:12:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i want to play the bongos on those tits.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-02 12:08:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for birdies
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-02-02 12:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-02 11:14:58 (#)
Ranking: 1
Everything you ever wanted to know about Bellebrown
User id: 2023
Registered on or around: 2003-08-06 07:28:51
# Messages posted: 179
# Reviews written: 2939
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 4339
# Hits: 101624
Average rating of all messages: 1.17
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She means 100000 hits.
Cause she didn't listen to her husband the first 99,999 times. (BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Shut up and make me a sandwich)
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HAHAHA funny
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-02-02 11:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
too much weed M Fist
too much weed
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-02 11:21:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78748
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-02 11:16:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mr T approves of you ghetto lady. Be somebody.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-02 11:14:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Everything you ever wanted to know about Bellebrown
User id: 2023
Registered on or around: 2003-08-06 07:28:51
# Messages posted: 179
# Reviews written: 2939
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 4339
# Hits: 101624
Average rating of all messages: 1.17
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She means 100000 hits.
Cause she didn't listen to her husband the first 99,999 times. (BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Shut up and make me a sandwich)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-02 11:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:45:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats, I did not realize that 10,000 hits is a celebrating sort of thing.
I have 20,000 in 2 months. I would like a cupcake and some weed.
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perfect example of British understatement from Belle methinks Fister.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:56:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know what is sadder, you posting a title promising tits and failing to deliver, or me clicking on the link and salivating like a rabid dog.
Let's call it a draw and move on, shall we?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats, I did not realize that 10,000 hits is a celebrating sort of thing.
I have 20,000 in 2 months. I would like a cupcake and some weed.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Boo-urns!
Submitted by ToastEatingBastard (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Though I'm dissapointed, at least it wasn't another 'Spotted Dick' joke.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:28:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
It could be my phone number... Hey, I could be thinking of yours!
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:26:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok Bitch! If you know me what number am I thinking of right now!?
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stop flirting you whores and just rub your jub jub on her badly packed kebab.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:30:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:28:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
It could be my phone number... Hey, I could be thinking of yours!
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Hah! I've moved house! Even I don't know my phone number!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:28:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Damn, fell for it.
Now how about a blue-footed boobie?
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:28:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It could be my phone number... Hey, I could be thinking of yours!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:26:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok Bitch! If you know me what number am I thinking of right now!?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:26:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Umm...anyone else notice the lack of a zero?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Belle - you need to go and camp on Berty's post.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:22:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:08:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Firstly, I didnt want to alienate anyone with less hits than me, and more importantly - 10,000 rhymes better.
Berty - YOU DO KNOW ME ! I think I have figured out who you and steve are... but I'm keeping quiet.
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Hang on, what do you mean Steve? What's your email address?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:19:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
congrats!
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:19:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
arn't those nuts a little large for that size tits? just wondering.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:18:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:13:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:08:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Firstly, I didnt want to alienate anyone with less hits than me, and more importantly - 10,000 rhymes better.
Berty - YOU DO KNOW ME ! I think I have figured out who you and steve are... but I'm keeping quiet.
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Belle, I am not that gullible. I live a very insular life and there is no way you could possibly know who I am.
Unless you're Christine from accounts, in which case I am in trouble.
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A rich bounty of +2s for anyone who posts a story of Berty from back in the day.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:17:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
EWWW
YOUR TITS ARE YELLOW AND BLUE!!
YOU SCUMMY BITCH!!!!!
GET A WASH!!!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:15:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:11:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. Nice Tits.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:15:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This (or variations there of) has been done almost as much as the shaved pussy joke.
Sorry babe but "I've seen better" really did sum this up.
Well done with the hit's though.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:13:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:08:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Firstly, I didnt want to alienate anyone with less hits than me, and more importantly - 10,000 rhymes better.
Berty - YOU DO KNOW ME ! I think I have figured out who you and steve are... but I'm keeping quiet.
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Belle, I am not that gullible. I live a very insular life and there is no way you could possibly know who I am.
Unless you're Christine from accounts, in which case I am in trouble.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:08:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Firstly, I didnt want to alienate anyone with less hits than me, and more importantly - 10,000 rhymes better.
Berty - YOU DO KNOW ME ! I think I have figured out who you and steve are... but I'm keeping quiet.
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Graeme Souness Sacked +2
Stalking Berty +2
Tits +2
Oh so hilarious pun +2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
here I thought it was only the women I have slept with that had one tit bigger than the other...apparently all women are this way.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. Nice Tits.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:10:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If this in in celebration of 10K hits then this is long, long overdue.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:09:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BUT BELLE YOU HAVE 100,000 HAHAHAHAHAAHAHEHWLKFADSLFKHCSLCV XVXC XC XCDSFSDFSDAFVSDC ZX
I AM GOING TO EXECUTE A FAT STUPID RETARDED TEXAN EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR UNTIL SOMEONE FIXES MY COMPUTER.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:08:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i was really looking forward to seeing your tits.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:08:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Firstly, I didnt want to alienate anyone with less hits than me, and more importantly - 10,000 rhymes better.
Berty - YOU DO KNOW ME ! I think I have figured out who you and steve are... but I'm keeping quiet.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:08:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:07:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:02:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not totally sure if I'm flattered...
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I was going to make some manner of derogatory comment about Belles but I live in fear of her being someone I actually know.
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If she is, say high to her left tit next time you see her. Just in case
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:07:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know I have more than 10,000 hits...
These are also not really my tits (they are wild tits).
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:07:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:02:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not totally sure if I'm flattered...
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I was going to make some manner of derogatory comment about Belles but I live in fear of her being someone I actually know.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:06:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
should have put more white space...kind of ruins the gag without it
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You have way more than ten thousand my math challenged friend.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:04:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I fell for it.
But 10k hits is the new 5 hits.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:03:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good names
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:03:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ha, nice.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:02:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
11 days till Valentine's Day. Wait till then. Ask for "Circe".
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not totally sure if I'm flattered...
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:02:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Posts like this are why you have 10,000
Congrats...
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:02:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE THOSE FUCKING BIRDS, YOU SHADY TRICKSTER
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
let me be the first to point out....
actually, fuck it
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-02 10:01:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Tits AND nuts...
What the hell are you?!