har har rabbit spt (1278 hits)
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Submitted by scourgeoftheseas (View user info) at 2006-02-02 12:58:34 EST
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-31 22:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've had it up to here with your shennanigans, I'm going through and -2ing ALL of your posts!
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:38:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE MYSELF!!
SIGNED,
SCOURGEY
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:39:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073
banning attempt
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-17 09:53:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this was a good spt contribution.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-03 17:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I was just playing. You don't have to call me scourge here. You can call me what you call me everywhere: asshole.
Submitted by bonnee (user info) at 2006-02-03 17:46:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
p.s. I fucking hate you.
Submitted by bonnee (user info) at 2006-02-03 17:44:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's another one so you really won't stomp my foot.
Submitted by bonnee (user info) at 2006-02-03 17:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Har har scourge I forgot your +2, you know that was an accident
By the way bitch, I don't have to use the crutches anymore. You don't need to stomp the foot either because the kids do that enough at school. Shiteaters.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-03 10:26:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-03 10:07:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:31:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
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FANTASY: No I fixed it. Occasionally people just need to be told "Shut the fuck up. You're overreacting."
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REALITY: <snivels> "But sweetie, please don't leave me! I'll never get laid again! I'll do anything you want, I'll leave Uber ....but please don't leave me!!!!" <aahhhh!!! wailing emo tears>
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HAHAHAHA! No I told her I was breaking up with her in a few months anyway, why should I care if it's a little sooner?
You know typing that I just realized what a horrible person I am when I get frustrated.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-03 10:07:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:31:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
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FANTASY: No I fixed it. Occasionally people just need to be told "Shut the fuck up. You're overreacting."
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REALITY: <snivels> "But sweetie, please don't leave me! I'll never get laid again! I'll do anything you want, I'll leave Uber ....but please don't leave me!!!!" <aahhhh!!! wailing emo tears>
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:31:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-02 21:33:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Voltage- sell me the woman and be done with it.
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No I fixed it. Occasionally people just need to be told "Shut the fuck up. You're overreacting."
Unless....You're willing to trade something.
I'll take your first born, train him for 10 years to be a fighting machine, unparalleled in combat and then return him to you so that one night you wake up and he has flayed you alive.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-02 21:33:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
bonnee = whore bitch
I know where you live you trash talking fuck. I'll kick the crutches out from under your ass and stomp on the bandaged foot. Get your scrawny ass back here and heap praise on my head. NOW.
Voltage- sell me the woman and be done with it.
Submitted by bonnee (user info) at 2006-02-02 19:19:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fucking groundhog...he looks evil
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-02 18:26:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-02 17:33:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-02 16:58:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
HV, dump her via text messaging.
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No no no HV, you've got to dump her in an Uber post like Tim did! That's the way the cool kids do it. You do want to be cool don't you?
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DESPERATELY!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-02 17:41:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-02 16:28:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what. I can't be honest to anyone because people here are too fucking uptight. God damn it I am going to move and not talk to a single fucking person in this city again.
Except Orgasmatron. Because he pleases me.
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I'm like Snickers, bitches. I satisfy.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-02 17:33:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-02 16:58:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
HV, dump her via text messaging.
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No no no HV, you've got to dump her in an Uber post like Tim did! That's the way the cool kids do it. You do want to be cool don't you?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-02 17:07:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Text messages are for wusses. I do mine straight out so there is no questions.
Plus I didn't pay for the text messaging service....DAMN ME FOR BEING A STARVING COLLEGE AGED GUY!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-02 16:58:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HV, dump her via text messaging.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-02 16:52:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck man I don't want to go home....
I want to stay at the office and not have to deal with this..... This week has been hard enough as it is.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-02-02 16:44:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, and give the good old mushroom stamp in the forehead a few times while screaming "-2Die!" and "needs more rape."
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-02 16:38:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beat her like she burned your breakfast.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-02 16:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-02 16:29:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
HV, under no circumstances should you put your meatstick in her mouth any time soon. She might bite it off in rage.
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This is a moral question to the guys here. Granted I feel that hitting women is wrong. But if she is biting your dick and won't let go....
Isn't that the only recourse you have?
Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-02-02 16:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've never seen a grounghog before.
You learn something new every day.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-02 16:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HV, under no circumstances should you put your meatstick in her mouth any time soon. She might bite it off in rage.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-02 16:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-02 16:07:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Honesty is the best policy. Mr. Fist knows all about rape, cupcakes and lemonAIDS.
A good friend of mine read my posts. She didn't understand why rape is funny. I sent her the "I'm a terrible rapist" post. She understands now, and has invited me over for tea and cupcakes at 6.
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You know what. I can't be honest to anyone because people here are too fucking uptight. God damn it I am going to move and not talk to a single fucking person in this city again.
Except Orgasmatron. Because he pleases me.
Seriously Susie, she is pissed. I AM SOOOO glad I did not put the Letter to Uber wimminz under one of my posts.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-02 16:25:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-02 16:06:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey HV I'm just messing with you. I have been trying all day to get you to say something mean back to me and you never did, so now I'm REALLY pissed.
Just kidding. Seriously though I'm really sorry if anything I put on here made your girlfriend mad.
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I don't think she looked here, just on my stuff.
FINE! Jeanneee, you're a cunt.
Naked walruses DO make me hard.
I hate this week.
MF- I USED to get bj's on demand, I think that will be severely tried now. In fact I haven't gotten sex in 2 weeks (for one reason or another, we just can't seem to get together) and now it sounds like I'll have to wait another week.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-02-02 16:20:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute.
So, if you were a groundhog would you fuck another groundhog?
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-02-02 16:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Never be ashamed of groundhog day
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-02 16:11:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:56:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
do her in the ass, she'll respect you then.
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Is this true? Because there are about ninety hundred Uber womenz who need to learn to respect mr. scourgeoftheseas
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-02 16:07:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Honesty is the best policy. Mr. Fist knows all about rape, cupcakes and lemonAIDS.
A good friend of mine read my posts. She didn't understand why rape is funny. I sent her the "I'm a terrible rapist" post. She understands now, and has invited me over for tea and cupcakes at 6.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-02 16:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey HV I'm just messing with you. I have been trying all day to get you to say something mean back to me and you never did, so now I'm REALLY pissed.
Just kidding. Seriously though I'm really sorry if anything I put on here made your girlfriend mad.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-02 16:04:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:53:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA
She sounds like a ball-buster with no sense of humor. You shoud dump her.
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What my alter said.
AND, tell her that I have a cupcake just for her. And if she doesn't start sucking you off EVERY night (not fortnight), I will use said cupcake to jihad on her ass. Stupid lurker.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:57:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
Just jokes man.
I won't touch your girlfriend.
<insert bad joke in T minus 3 seconds>
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HAHAHAHAHA!
That made me smile.
Now I'm paranoid to say anything. Fuck....
Jeanneee, maybe I will address your comment later.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:57:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just jokes man.
I won't touch your girlfriend.
<insert bad joke in T minus 3 seconds>
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:56:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
do her in the ass, she'll respect you then.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:53:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:39:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
My girlfriend visited the site and read around....
She just called me at work spouting shit like "I lost respect for you" and shit.
Bah. The day just took a turn for the worse.
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So, assuming she can figure out the search, she'll be reading this too, then?
Quit while you can, maybe.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:53:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA
She sounds like a ball-buster with no sense of humor. You shoud dump her.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:50:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey scourge, I'm not touching your close relations... You don't touch mine. It's not a matter of offense, it's a matter of how much ammunition ON ME you have.
No she didn't see the rape stuff I think. She saw the Uberboard though. And read my posts. Mostly she is upset about my humour. You'd think after 2 years she'd understand I find the absurdity of the whole thing funny, but oh well. People read what they want to read.
And no she doesn't think we're dating O-man. But Susie she is pissed at you. (no kidding)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:39:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
My girlfriend visited the site and read around....
She just called me at work spouting shit like "I lost respect for you" and shit.
Bah. The day just took a turn for the worse.
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This is just throwing gasoline on the hate fire I'm building up for Monday.
Seriously though, she'll get over it man. Personally, I try to only hold the degenerate-rapey-AMPAM type conversations in other peoples posts, as my wife usually only reads mine. Heed my advice, little one, this is the way to do it.
Hi honey. I don't have degenerate conversations here. That was just a joke.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:45:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Does she think we're dating?
I live so close, after all. And people think I'm a woman.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:44:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah she doesn't understand what is meant in humour and what I'm serious about.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:42:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you should feel dirty
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:41:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Finally found out what a tool you are, did she? Yeah, that's too bad.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:39:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My girlfriend visited the site and read around....
She just called me at work spouting shit like "I lost respect for you" and shit.
Bah. The day just took a turn for the worse.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:34:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
North Québec is South Texas
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:30:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit, typing while working means I'm not paying attention to Uber.
Submitted by JackalFett (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:29:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I prefer the Har Har as oppose to the Ha Ha.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:23:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
maybe it was, maybe it wasn't
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:21:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Uberboard.
Not my work, but well done.
Jeannee?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:21:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
emasculated
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:20:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Went to lunch.
I'd prefer you leave my family out of it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:20:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Immasulcated?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-02 15:17:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-02 14:42:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Boys, boys...calm yourselves. Am I going to have to break this up?
Everyone knows you both sit down when you pee. I don't see what all the bickering is about.
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scourge is a masochist and wants to be immasuclated in front of all of Uber. Sad really.
Seriously scourge, your kid. Fair game or not?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-02 14:42:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-02 14:08:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-02 14:02:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh you little fucking monkey boy...
Your ass is mine bitch.
Next Monday.
Hate Post Monday
scourgeoftheseas Vs. HIV900
You do a hate post about me, I do one about you. Let the viewers decide who wins. Bitch.
I love you. In the homo way.
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Agreed. Learn to speak in an articulate fashion before then or else you're going to make a fool of yourself.
Love you too.
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Boys, boys...calm yourselves. Am I going to have to break this up?
Everyone knows you both sit down when you pee. I don't see what all the bickering is about.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-02 14:23:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awww he's a cute little chunker. what'd the bastard say about the spring situation anyway?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-02 14:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Har Har Hysterical.
I love these.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-02 14:12:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just checking, your kid is off limits correct? Cause I mean I do have a few morals.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-02 14:10:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate groundhogs, though. They hog all the ground.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-02 14:08:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-02 14:02:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:52:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Jeanneee. You always know how to romance me.
scourge I'd internet fight you but I'd feel bad about kicking your ass in front of all these people.
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Oh you little fucking monkey boy...
Your ass is mine bitch.
Next Monday.
Hate Post Monday
scourgeoftheseas Vs. HIV900
You do a hate post about me, I do one about you. Let the viewers decide who wins. Bitch.
I love you. In the homo way.
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Agreed. Learn to speak in an articulate fashion before then or else you're going to make a fool of yourself.
Love you too.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-02 14:02:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:52:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Jeanneee. You always know how to romance me.
scourge I'd internet fight you but I'd feel bad about kicking your ass in front of all these people.
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Oh you little fucking monkey boy...
Your ass is mine bitch.
Next Monday.
Hate Post Monday
scourgeoftheseas Vs. HIV900
You do a hate post about me, I do one about you. Let the viewers decide who wins. Bitch.
I love you. In the homo way.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-02 14:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shut up homo
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:52:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Jeanneee. You always know how to romance me.
scourge I'd internet fight you but I'd feel bad about kicking your ass in front of all these people.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:49:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HIGH VOLTAGE IS A LOSER
LOOK AT HIS HAIRY MONKEY ASS JIGGLE AS HE DANCES LIKE A RETARD
GOD I HATE HIM SO MUCH
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:49:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:41:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
I will train you and Jeanneee and everyone else who wants to learn the art of internet fighting.
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I'm game. We can have a training session at UberCon Chicago.
And by training session I mean something to do with my hands and Jeanneeeees ass.....
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:48:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ive killed at least 10 of these things...eaten about 2.
groundhogs are delicious.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:46:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I go on a lunch break and come back to this?
scourge if you had a crush on me you could just come out and say it.
PS. Stop sending me your naked pics. I don't want them and I'm gonna send them back.
PPS. I'm keeping the pics of your wife.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I will train you and Jeanneee and everyone else who wants to learn the art of internet fighting.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:34:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<Monty Burns> Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexcellent. </Monty Burns>
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:23:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought only Americans played with huge fucking unnecessary guns Caul. What the hell?
I love my little groundhog. He looks so alert and cheerful.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:19:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Silly rabbit, groundhogs are for drunks!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:17:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
these make good practice with high caliber rifles.
they actually split in half sometimes
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:16:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:13:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's ok scourge, I'm no good at internet fighting either. It's a waste of time anyway because it just makes you look like a horse's ass (AKA High Voltage 900's face).
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HAHAHAHAHA
I'm going to change Thursday from Shit Post Thursday to Pick On HighVoltage Thursday. Every Thursday I shall belabor the issue of berating and belittling the little fellow.
YOU HEAR THAT HIV900? Huh?
Whachoo gundoo?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:13:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's ok scourge, I'm no good at internet fighting either. It's a waste of time anyway because it just makes you look like a horse's ass (AKA High Voltage 900's face).
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:10:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
happy spt
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:09:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jeannee, are you trying to intarweb fight me? Well fine then.
You, my dear, are a doo-doo head.
Is that a good insult? It's ever so trying, this online fighting business is. I'm certain I'll never be able to do it right.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NEEDS MORE BILL MURRAY. (Everything does).
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:06:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm never sure on the whole ha ha OR har har issue.
In the future, the rabbit shall state ha ha when in my company.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
goober
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
unfortunately though, I can only give this a 1.5, because you made a critical error.
It's:
HA HA RABBIT
and
HAR HAR PEENER.
Please refrain from making that error again, thankyoupleasepullforward
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:03:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Apparently 'Teh Groundhog' whizzed all over some guy today during the 'OMG~! Look! Eets UR shado!" ceremony. Good on him.
Embrace SPT, don't run from it.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:03:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well played sir, well played!
See n00bs, THIS is how you are supposed to do HA HA RABBIT...note the gentle juxtaposition of today's date with the rabbit theme, and then it gets left alone, no need to hammer it to death...
good job, dude.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:02:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
TigerLilly- I want to intarweb fight with you. You old.... tilty head. Is that a good enough start? I'm afraid I'm not very good at fighting.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:00:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Something else at least.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-02 12:59:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
happy SPT.