Fuck Me? (1466 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: 1.18 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sassmasterr (View user info) at 2006-02-02 23:44:00 EST
Fuck me? Fuck you.
Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it.
No, no, no, no, no.
Fuck the panhandlers grubbing for money, smiling at me behind my back.
Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job.
Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. Slow the fuck down!
Fuck the Chelsea Boys with their waxed chests and pumped-up biceps, going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jiggling their dicks on my Channel!
Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speakee English.
Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth, wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from.
Fuck the black-hatted Hasidim strolling up and down 4th Street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff, selling South African apartheid diamonds. Come on. Your wife deserves this.
Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas-Gordon Gekkowannabe motherfuckers figuring out new ways to rob hardworking people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for fucking life. You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break.
Fuck the Puerto Ricans. Twenty to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls. Worst fucking parade in the city.
And don't even get me started on the Dominicans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good.
Fuck the Bensonhurst ltalians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their Jason Giambi Louisville Slugger baseball bats trying to audition for "The Sopranos." Fuckin' crack your fuckin' head open!
Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their Balducci artichoke. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart.
Fuck the Uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five stepson every layup to the hoop, and then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. We not giving it up! We not giving it up! Slavery ended years ago. Move the fuck on.
Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus-violating plungers and their shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust!
Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants.
Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil.
And while you're at it, fuck J.C. He got off easy -- a day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity. Try seven years in fucking Otisville, J.
Fuck Osama bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass cave-dwelling fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your whores roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. You towel-headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal lrish ass.
Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery, my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass.
Fuck Naturalle Riviera. I gave her my trust, and she stabbed me in the back. Sold me up the river. Fucking bitch.
Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar, sipping on club soda, selling whiskey to firemen and cheering the Bronx Bombers. Let's go, Yankees!
Fuck this whole city and everyone in it, from the row houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, from the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho, from the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park Slope to the split-levels in Staten lsland, let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to fucking ash, and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place.
No.
No. Fuck you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all, and you threw it away, you dumb fuck!
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-03 19:11:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot the fags in SoHo - otherwise, good job
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-02-03 17:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-03 11:01:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
I would have thought with the movie icon, and the DVD cover onthe bottom more people would have figured out this was from a movie.
Which although unrealistic, was very good.
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you'd think that wouldn't you.
i didn't check my post until today...so many ignorant people.
maybe i should have attached a bigger picture. these simpletons seem to react better to bigger, more colorful pictures.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-02-03 12:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-02-03 01:41:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
For dissin J.C.
++++++++++
Fuck that +80 for "dissin J.C."
but i can only give ya a 2. Sorry, blame Bart.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-03 11:29:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-03 11:06:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ed Norton has a real knack for picking pretentious movies.
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American History X ruled though. He was good in it.
Submitted by m0ke34 (user info) at 2006-02-03 11:19:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dammit. copy paste. I need to see that movie.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-03 11:06:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ed Norton has a real knack for picking pretentious movies.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-03 11:01:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would have thought with the movie icon, and the DVD cover onthe bottom more people would have figured out this was from a movie.
Which although unrealistic, was very good.
Submitted by m0ke34 (user info) at 2006-02-03 11:00:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's what I'm FUCKING TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-03 10:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:19:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh, i get it. this is the narrative from that movie 25th Hour which sucked ass almost as bad as this post.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:07:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants.
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Children aren't innocent. They deserve everything they get.
Besides, what if the kid deeply loved his priest and one day the priest comes in and says to the kid that they're going to try something new and exciting to get closer to God and one another?
The kid could feasably think of it as a Golden memory.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-03 09:04:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
J.C. Chasez from N'Sync went to hell?!?!
why does everybody care so much to get so pissed off? its beyond me i guess.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-03 08:56:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-02-03 08:43:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
"Fuck the black-hatted Hasidim strolling up and down 4th Street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff, selling South African apartheid diamonds."
apartheid ended over 10 years so either you are stupid or this was written some time ago. judging by a previous comment here is a -2 for both reasons...
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Fuck the ignorant.
Hey you, mister if-ignorance-is-blis-well-then-I'm-very-very-blissful. Are you an ignorant person? South African apartheid diamonds are still being sold, not mined. Because they were flooded into illegal hands they weren't sold all at once, but rather floated around through bordering countries such as Angola, Botswana and Mozambique. There are still a shit-ton of 'em stockpiled and being sold slowly and badly by black-hatted Hasidim wearing dirty gabardine and dripping dandruff.
History lesson? Over.
I have no idea why I had the urge to type all that.
Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-02-03 08:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 for the J.C. comments, Mr. Norton.
+4 for your brilliantly inspired acting.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-02-03 08:43:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Fuck the black-hatted Hasidim strolling up and down 4th Street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff, selling South African apartheid diamonds."
apartheid ended over 10 years so either you are stupid or this was written some time ago. judging by a previous comment here is a -2 for both reasons...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-03 07:34:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It's amazing that none of you shit dicks picked up that this was a quote from the movie in the picture. Shame on you all for not seeing this movie A) and B) thinking this was a rant or original.
+1 for an Edward Norton inspired rant.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-03 07:09:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brooklyn Heights.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-02-03 06:52:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for the sentiment, +1 for the rant.
I've told you before that you'll be sane again if you move out of New York Shitty. It may take some time, but you will be OK.
I have often said that the world would be a better place if God picked up New York and beat the fuck out of southern California with it.
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-02-03 01:41:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For dissin J.C.
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-03 00:27:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll trade you our Mexicans for your Puerto Ricans....
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-02-03 00:21:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, fuck!
This made me laugh
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-02 23:55:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHOA WHOA WHAO TIGER!! SLOW THE FUCK DOWN AND TAKE A LUDE!!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-02-02 23:53:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hot corn girls?
http://www.myrtle-avenue.com/daybreak/hotcorn.html
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-02 23:52:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice rant.
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-02-02 23:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wanna fuck the Hot Corn Girls